AUS/POL/ - NEETS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH EDITION

yeh all are Russian operatives, I don't fucking belive you're aussies. fuck ya! suka blyat idi nahui

But tradies are mostly braindead normies.
What a fucking irrelevant career and identity.
Fuck i can't wait until 3d printing makes manual trades irrelevant.
Then jobs that require actual talent will only exist. Hopefully all of the normals will die off due to there no longer being low IQ tier jobs (like trades lmao). Then the race war might actually happen.

He got herpes from sucking off his arab boyfriend.

What do you rekon they spoke about in the hall way

Sweet imma get a payout from the fires and corona gonna dump it straight on my car and dump epic skids with my supercharger ls1
Based mad max neets rising up
Also V6 a shit and fuck gm

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Hey Ryan, why are you married to a tranny?

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privjet comrade vladimir

Haha yeah good question. Cant imagine there was much small talk going on.

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Who here /cheeze tv dinilli denilly den de denilliy/

privet comrade Ivan, dont break our legend, tovaritsch

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I still remember cheeze TV on 911 got cancelled still pissed.
Those cunts stream vidya now seem based still

Not only that, this guy has larped in other threads as wanting six children, without realising the average cost of raising a kid from birth to 18 is $300,000 in Australia. Where's he going to pull $1.8 million from? He's gunning for centrelink payments, so they'll all end up derri drop kicks anyway.

By the way this 20 year old acts I seriously doubt he's prepared to be a father, or has the worldly knowledge to implant a meaningful upbringing on his kid.

When will the start enforcing self quarantine. I would like to take two weeks off work.

You cunts got anything left of our space program, or did you sell it all as scrap to the chinks?

is russian hard to learn i am unironically deciding between learning ruski and germigrant

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Night

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Ok. Lets talk hypothetically. Say every non 4channer on earth suddenly vanishes. Like in thin air. And we really do inherit the earth. What kind of society do we make? Also how do we reproduce? Girls don't browse Yas Forums.

30 years old virgin here should I just hoard neet payments here and go jizz in some wamen os? Women here never put out despite my efforts and it's depressingly boring here.
Once my mom dies ill just go os and never come back life here is fucked no jobs constant fires floods now horrific mismanagement of a once in a century flu virus

This is beyond clown world
And raise more tax dollar drones for this shitty banana Republic? No thanks cunt.
Gen a is brain dead I shudder to think what my kids would be like either home school them like I was or not have them

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Fuck off faggot mutt

if you follow these rules it's not hard, really
youtube.com/watch?v=gcYCT9wEUuU

but if you want speak fluent, that's much-much harder. but, learning Russian you're opening the whole different world of imformation, learning german - you don't

Like in lost leftovers it would be a comfy neetscape
I'd welcome it I literally don't get on with anyone else and by sheer coincidence I do their usually from sa/Qld and ex/current Yas Forums fags even if I meet them irl or on discord vidya or what have you
Do u get paid for that if you a neet like me? I don't give a fuck about wagies
Ouch harsh mate chill out some seppos are ok

>What kind of society do we make? Also how do we reproduce? Girls don't browse Yas Forums.
Seriously, bro, there will be so much buttsex. It will be fucking excellent. We don't even need to reproduce. Or maybe test tubes can do that for us.

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I don’t want to bed. I want to stay up firvehternity drunk. Night time is the best time, everyone is asleep.

How bad is the virus in Perth?
Can any other perth anons provide input?
I've been out of the loop for a fortnight

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>Do u get paid for that if you a neet like me? I don't give a fuck about wagies
There's already a stimulus package that's going to be giving NEETs on Newstart one off payments as well as small businesses being given up to $25k tax write offs per staff member to incentivise them to keep casuals in smal and medium size business.
I work for a major company. They've started talking about measures to get people able to work from home but I imagine anyone that intends to self quarantine and not work will have to use their annual leave entitlements. If they gave each employee and extra week annual leave that would be appreciated but doubt they'd do it.

Confirmed dsp and others will get the bennies as well
Speaking of why don't wagies just all work from home? Telecommuting took off everywhere but here and seems comfy as

Brb gonna go fap to fat bbw milkers and hyper dicks

>Speaking of why don't wagies just all work from home?
It hasn't been given as an option at my employer. Not yet anyway. It's bullshit, there's literally no reason the job can't be done at home other than bullshit socialising and constant unnecessary meetings.

based cunt

So you’re telling me if I go on the centrejew I get a free 25k handout?

Fuck off kike.

Yeah I never got this either.
90% of jobs could be done from home but nope gotta waste 4 hours travelling to and from work breaks and other shit a day just to be forced to (socialise) with simp morons every day.

Can't wait to never enter the workforce again gonna go proper innawoods
If your employing a apprentice or trainee (Protip their all dropkicks so good luck also pays shit on their end so nobody sticks at it)
Cunts fucked if your not already on dsp or some such your rooted

9 confirmed cases, all externally infected, no internal infections detected at this point, even after that fucking Karen decided "Fuck Quarantine, Jaques got me tickets to WASO!"

>have flu like symptoms
RIP
Good bye, anons. I'm going to die because I'm not allowed to be racist and tell chinks to fuck off.

Benis.

Fuck's sake. Why are ciggies so god-damn expensive?

No, not at all. That's what a small business employer is entitled to write off in tax towards salary. Basically gives them incentives to still pay employees in the event they're not working so they don't lose their jobs.

Cenno cut me payments again. Govt needs to fuck off and pay me money. Fuck society and fuck wage niggers. I dont owe anyone anything

I thought there was 18 +1 internal?

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>dont owe anyone anything
By that rationale society also does not owe you anything.

Sin tax, effectively.
Protip, you pay more in government excise than the whole market cost of the packet.

dude, just do the 20 jobs a month lmao

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It’s 40 now.

I'm only on 10 a month lmao
also you're missing out the extra $500 the government will give out

Well unless they want us to revert to criminality then yes they will owe us.

I get 2k a month and don’t have to apply fir any jobs. Feels good bro.

It was 9 at 6pm today according to the Radio Jew, it may have increased but if so I'm not aware.

based dsp chad

told a customer at work today that they have to get a raffle ticket from the front end if they want dunny paper. then they will draw two out of a hate and you have to fight the other customer. whoever wins gets toilet paper

Do we know whereabouts they're located?
I've started wearing masks in public to scare normies.

Based
And then you snapped out of your daydream coom home and shit posted here

nah and then I waited till the managers went home at 5-6pm and started drinking at work