/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1885

Let's try this again. How long realistically do you think you have before a quarantine is ordered in your State?

I BET THE FUCKING NIGGERS ARE BEHIND THIS

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stock exchange almost open looks like our friends in suits traded more than just stocks last week

google.be/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN20X2PV

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Yikes, these are going to age badly.

Not sure if bait but SARS killed less than 800 people over a decade and MERS less than 300

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Let's say we all got infected.
Then what? chances are we're just getting a fever.

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Any of you order from Amazon lately? Are the workers deliberately coughing on everything?

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>Netherlands reports 121 new cases of coronavirus and 1 new death, raising total to 503 cases and 5 dead

I'll just leave this here.

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I think I've had enough, too, user-kun.
Can't we just go home and have cake?

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1500 NEW CASES IN LOMBARDY ALONE
1500 NEW CASES IN LOMBARDY ALONE
1500 NEW CASES IN LOMBARDY ALONE JUST TODAY
1500 NEW CASES IN LOMBARDY ALONE JUST TODAY

1500 NEW CASES IN LOMBARDY ALONE

ilgiorno.it/cronaca/coronavirus-lombardia-1.5064031

WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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FUCK S-VOTING BOOMERS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Never, gonna ride Corona-chan to the very end.

Quit trying to make people panic over this, shill

This is what happens when your country is turbo capitalist, money over life.
Even gooks had more common sense, and they literally jump to their death just to make shitty iphones, holy shit.

work in a popular tourist city full of chinese tourists with three confirmed cases

we're proper fucked

See This is an objective statistical analysis of the numbers.

Germanbro is right, Germany literally made a risk-assessment model where they predicted a variant of SARS would spread across Germany in multiple waves. They predict 3 years until a vaccine is made

Document is here: dipbt.bundestag.de/dip21/btd/17/120/1712051.pdf

Could anyone produce a better translation?

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I'm bored with staying at home and playing computer game fot 2 months, I kill the time by browsing Yas Forums now. Here is interesting.
I wrote this passage at midnight on 3.10 before sleeping. I don't want to waste my time that I spent on this passage. I hope more people to watch this, and know what you face. I hope this post may provide some information to you.

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This shit is more disturbing than when china added 10,000 new cases in a day, because Lombardy doesn't have a billion people.

A year ago i would be cooming over this but currently my life has been going great and this is ruining it.

I'm going to a chinese "massage" parlor later today, wish me luck.

pasta niggers are fucking disgusting can they just stop being dirty, cover your mouth and wash your hands

>those comments
Are they bots, are they trolling or are they seriously that retarded?

>Almost 500 cases
>0 (ZERO) deaths

DU GAMLA DU FRIA

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Just make a solution of 80% ethanol and 20% water, put it in a spray bottle and disinfect both the box your order is delivered in and the individual packages of the goods inside before touching them.

Try 0 A.D. it's free.

NUKE CHINA NOW

Same

Has anyone ever been able to make a successful SARS or MERS vaccine before?

continued

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No, SARS went away without a vaccine.

ohhh nej nej nej

HAHAHAHAAHAH YOU ARE FUCK BITCH YOU ARE FUCK.

>my mother start to lisen
>tomorow the gonna go the (peruvian alternative to costco)
>tomorow!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You waited too long

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>deepl.com/translator
maybe this will deal with this better than classic google translator
> inb4 text is uncopyable

When? In a day? In an hour?

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Not me, I hope it kills 99% of the the world's population.

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

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>320
>media: MUH CASES ARE LE DECREASING ITS A LE FLUUU XDD
>f5
>500+
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOO NOT MUH NOTHERBURGERINOOOS

Press F for a true soldier of Nurgle.

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At least they don't cook with grease taken from their toilets like chinks

Then you better read Dr. Stone in preparation for rebuilding civilization.

4 CITIES IN ONE OF OUR PROVINCES ARE NOW QUARENTINED
FUCK ALL OF YOU NOTHING BURGERS

Sorry burger but China will probably come out on top
The west already cuck itself beyond saving
>10k cases in Italy alone while China only has 80k

SUPERIOR GERMANIC GENETICS BITCHES. WHYTE PEOPLE WILL RULE AND ALL SANDNIGGAS WILL DIE

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If this is nothingburger then why the fuck is everything being canceled or delayed? Why there are people walking in hazmat suits? Why are borders being closed?

>Normies genuinely think it isn't spreading in SK

It's either R1 and below or it's spreading you retarded gooks

OK chang

They are grateful for the cure

Nope. I want to see things to the end, which is when Corona-chan has thoroughly destroyed globalism.

what are the (((experts))) saying on the possibilities of reinfection? Is it just faulty test kits or will the virus reinfect us all anyway?

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Based

>it's just the flu bruh
Why don't you hop on a plane to Italy then

god help us all

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33% huh.

What is it with that number I wonder...

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>430+ cases
>still no dead
How are we so strong?

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lrn2maths

To keep the spread slow. If the flu were brand new we'd do the same for it.

Where is Hunter college-fag? He needs to post these around campus, lol.

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No.
Such things don't get developed happen when Viagra is much more profitable than vaccines.

okay, I lol'd.

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what the actual fuck is this legitimate?
mobile.twitter.com/donie/status/1237729247126532096

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York?

Nope
Here’s mild, severe, and critical

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>The only thing that worked so far is Chloroquine
Does that mean tonic water could help?

>same argie poster daily literally paid to post this
>ignores proper samplings showing a 0.6% lethality
Nothingburger
>gibs me funds for WHO and CDC so we can perform child transition tranny surgeries
Ignore all shill threads. Sausage

Uh guys, what is going on with North Korea? Have they confirmed any cases or even spoke about this? Is the whole country infected and they just aren't telling anyone?

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Damn, what a guy. F

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Based boomer

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>121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands
121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands
>121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands
121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands
>121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands
121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands
>121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands
121 new cases, 1 new death in Netherlands

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237728672574066691

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>If the flu were brand new we'd do the same for it.
H1N1 was a mutated strain of the flu and the big big measures we're only taken in Mexico, the epicenter.

land of the free, home of the brave

I'd bet the chinks paid him to spread.

I am just waiting, for all unhealthy smoking man to drop. I will get even more cutes.

WE are going to make it

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COOF COOF

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