/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1884

► Detected: 121,242 ► Died: 4,378

>NEWS
Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
archive.is/n0Bd0

French culture minister infeccted
archive.is/pKcXs

4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
archive.is/5N86z

New York to deploy National Guard
archive.is/DQixF

Church cancelled first time since 1800s, priest infected
archive.is/yu5OZ

>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

Survives up to 9 days on different materials
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

Bodies must be cremated
archive.is/kdBtS

Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

>REMINDER
Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
archive.is/cVj8k

CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

CDC refused to test infected man
archive.is/L9gFN

WHO says Italy testing too many people
archive.is/O7rct

China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

>LATEST CASES
14:30: 3 new cases in the Netherlands.
14:15: 1 new presumptive case in the United States. First in Rhode Island. Patient recently returned from Italy.
14:00: 1 new death in South Korea. The other deaths mentioned in the article were previously reported.
13:38: 12 new cases in England, United Kingdom.
11:13: 38 new cases in Germany.
10:52: 2 new deaths in South Korea. The other death mentioned in the article was previously reported.
10:50: 385 new cases and 11 new deaths in Iran.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +34 (+22) Iran +958 (+63) S. Korea +242 (+1) Spain +372 (+11) Germany +57 (+1) USA +21 (+1) Belgium +47 (+1) Lebanon +9 (+1) Indonesia +7 (+1) Albania +2 (+1) Panama +7 (+1) Switzerland +154 Norway +34 Sweden +54 Denmark +78 Austria +24 Bahrain +79 Malaysia +20 Australia +11 Canada +2 Greece +1 Israel +1 Kuwait +3 Czechia +1 Egypt +1 Thailand +6 Finland +18 Philippines +16 Taiwan +1 Slovenia +13 Vietnam +4 Romania +2 Palestine +1 Poland +3 Croatia +1 Hungary +1 S. Africa +6 Serbia +7 Mexico +1 Maldives +2 Afghanistan +2 Malta +1 Morocco +2 Paraguay +3 S. Lanka +1 Honduras +2 Total +2,312 (+104)

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Just added 60 of these to my food stash

Am I gonna make it?

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flatten the curve guys

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150K PEOPLE DIE PER DAY WHILE YOUR SHITTY VIRUS HAS ONLY KILL 4.3K PEOPLE IN FEW MONTHS. FUCK YOU BITCH.

Am I a bad person for not wanting this to end?

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lads i have asthma and I had neurosurgery 1 month ago
>how fucked am I

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No

Anyone got that inforgraph of the virus having 33 A in its genetic code?

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,788 (3,158) ► International 40,448 (1,220): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 9,000 (354) S. Korea 7,755 (61) Spain 2,067 (47) France 1,784 (33) Germany 1,622 (3) USA 1,015 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Switzerland 651 (3) Japan 587 (12) UK 383 (6) Netherlands 382 (4) Belgium 314 (1) Australia 127 (3) H. Kong 121 (3) Canada 97 (1) Iraq 71 (7) S. Marino 62 (2) Lebanon 61 (2) Egypt 60 (1) Thailand 59 (1) Philippines 49 (1) Taiwan 48 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Albania 12 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 5 (1) Norway 434 Sweden 409 Denmark 340 Austria 206 Bahrain 189 Singapore 166 Malaysia 149 Greece 90 Iceland 81 Israel 76 UAE 74 Kuwait 72 Czechia 64 India 62 Finland 58 Slovenia 47 Portugal 41 Vietnam 38 Brazil 34 Ireland 34 Romania 31 Palestine 30 Poland 25 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 Chile 17 Croatia 16 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 13 S. Africa 13 Serbia 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Mexico 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Luxembourg 7 Macedonia 7 Bosnia 7 Slovakia 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Bulgaria 6 Malta 6 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Paraguay 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Lithuania 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Martinique 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 S. Lanka 2 Bolivia 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 DRC 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Jamaica 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

Scandinavia coming in hot

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19 new in fin, meaning 59 total.

Say goodbye to your lungs hombre

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WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN TO FRIENDS OF DAVID GOLDBERG

>italy doctors trying to warn the rest of the world to take precautions and change social behaviors NOW
>still wont do shit
what the FUCK

so are the chingchongs back to work yet

>60 cans on beanz

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yes, they do

My Corona
My Corona.
Oh my little bat, little bat,
When you gonna give me some (Soup Corona)

Oh you make my nose run, my nose run.
Coughing it up, liquid from my (chest Corona)

Never gonna stop,
cough it up,
such a dirty flu,
Always hope to spread it onto a filthy jew,
My, my, my, ay, ay, yo.
M-m-mmy Corona.
My Corona.

Come a little closer huh, will ya, huh,
Close enough to spit down your throat,
Corona.

Keeping it contagious gets to me,
spreading it to a jigaboo, or faggot scum, Corona.

Never gonna stop, spread it round,
Such a dirty cunt,
Always gonna be up for the touch,
Of another cunning stunt.

My, my, my, ay, ay woah
M-m-m-my Corona,
M-m-m-my, Corona.
Ya,ya,ya,ya,ya-ya,
My Corona.

When you gonna get my disease,
My disease, it's just a matter of (time Corona)
Is it....

I think I've gotten it now and the arrogance of our authorities is to blame

It's really over for Trump this time. He can't lie or meme himself out of a virus epidemic. Corona-chan doesn't care if he's president. America is going to get hit hard by the virus and I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE ALL THE LITTLE SMUG YANKS ON HERE GET BTFOO.
>Over 45% of Americans age 50 and over are clinically obese
>1/3 of Americans have no paid sick leave
>40% of American nurses are mothers and have no paid daycare
>Millions of Americans can't afford insurance or their insurance doesn't cover the costs needed for testing
>Tens of millions Amerimutts living pay check to pay check
>conspiracy retards everywhere that believe the moon landing was hoaxed, vaccines are dangerous, etc, etc, who won't listen to government advice and will spread the virus because "WE DUN NEED NO GUBMINT TELLING ME WHAT DO"
Basically, America is going to get BTFO by its own ideology.
>we dun need no healthcare, no education, we got guns and freeeedumbs!!! *GETS REKT BY A VIRUS*
HAHAHAHA, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT FUCKING DISGUSTING CUNTS AND DIE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.
LAUGH AT AMERIMUTTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Where the fuck did you get that in Denmark?

>Disease has been known to exist even in people who haven't traveled for at least a month because it spreads like wildfire
>Every single fucking government on the planet stil decides to do nothing until a case is confirmed in the respective nation which didn't originate from outside the country
How. How the fuck can they all be this fucking retarded? Surely this has to be fucking intentional at this point. Only a conspiracy would explain dumbfuckery of this magnitude.

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Grind the top of the can down on a cinder block or sidewalk if you dont have a can opener. Top will come off in about 2 minutes.

Can this shit be transmitted back to bats at all? I have some near my place that deserve the coof and it might help bless the rest of the nation too.

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1 more dead spaniard
Spaniards dropping like flies

nothin'burg guys

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are turks dying yet?

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Reminder to all mutts that your president has decided to go
>On holiday
For
>17 days
Hmmm that's an odd number isn't it wouldn't most people go on holiday for 2 weeks? Wait that would be
>14 days
The exact number of days you should self isolate for if you get coronavirus. Your president has coronavirus people and this is a lie to mask his self isolation.

Toss a coin.

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>Spain 2,067 (47)

Update (13:51 Spain)

Spain 2067 (48)

SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT SAYS CORONAVIRUS CRISIS GONNA LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS

THIS GONNA BE OGRE

>tfw no mandatory 14 day quarantine

Nope, the plebs must keep the cogs turning, muh business revenues, muh jobs

It's just a flu, bro.

What, licking mosques didn't work? Back to the drawing parchment

>TSA confirms that three Transportation Security Officers who work at Mineta San Jose International Airport have tested positive for the COVID-19 virus. The officers are receiving medical care
America to Italy levels when? A week or so?

Are there credit default swaps on those pandemic bonds?

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They're all dead

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IT'S JUST A FLU BRO
IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER
IT'LL BE OVER BY APRIL
MUH STOCKS
MUH ELECTION
MUH ECONOMY

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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No that's silly.

12 CASES HERE AND 1 DEATH

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My local paki kiosk has them lmao

Put the happening

I’m the bag

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Sadly, not yet.

2 weeks

>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
imagine working in an Italian hospital and having to save a 20-year-old shitskin immigrant while you let a 62-year-old italian die alone

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>freaking out over a poly-a tail

Tomato sauce doesn't keep as long, but for a year or two prep, sure. Green beans last far longer.

Would you really need a conspiracy to prove how fucking retarded the people are at the gubermint?

Did he just leave his son behind

Salvini said that we're all gonna make it, I trust him he's one of the greatest italians of all time!

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How far do you think this has really spread in Africa?
Specifically, sub-Saharan Africa?

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Fellow flipbros, are you well stocked with curatives and food? I hate being a wagie in a cagie office. FUUUCK

this fucking site says it pandemic
staythefuckhome.com/
but WHO not declare it yet

tell me what should i believe now?

It's actually pretty standard for these things to have adenosine caps. Still lulzy though.

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No. When you raise your hands to adjust your mask you smear corona all over yourself.

>Budget measures on Coronavirus for low pay
>Statutory sick pay for people before they get symptoms but already isolated
>ESA from day 1 not day 4. Minimum income floor in Universal Credit removed
>Ends need to physically attend JobCentre requirements
>£500m hardship fund

>Gvt will refund all sick pay for up to 14 days for smaller companies
>New loan scheme via banks for business
>One year abolition of business rates for organisations eligible for retail discount - shops and also other organisations including museums etc. Means half of properties will not pay any business rates.
>£3,000 cash grant for 700,000 small businesses

Everybody do the Winnie

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I share the sentiment. Been reading the Demon-Haunted World and it's basically a letter-for-letter prophecy for what is going today.

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>tfw no uni until April 16th
Based
>tfw everything else is closed or limited
Cringe

Guys, I was a happooner when this all started, but now I'm starting to get scared.

I reveled in the stock markets going down and posted my bobos with glee, got excited at the prospect of comfy quarantine. The society that had failed me was finally reflecting what it was to me to the rest of the world.

But now its getting a little too real. The news out of Italy is scaring me. This could seriously be societally altering, at least for the next year. I'm worried about my parents. I'm worried about falling into an actual economic crisis with real consequences. Anyone else feel the same?

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they are already dead

Everywhere there were Chinese, so everywhere.

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Such is life in liberalia Italia.

>4 months
Way more than that.

Intensive Care in Lombardia, as of 09.03: 8% age 25 - 49, 33% 50 - 64, il 37% 65 - 74, 22% > 75 y.o. Dead people in general: 2% 50-59, l'8% 60-69, 32% tra 70-79, 45% 80-89 , 13% > 90

Just went to Publix the shelves are still stocked

Hoping they would in a few weeks ngl. Smug bastards

ITS IN THE DRC
>ITS IN THE DRC
ITS IN THE DRC
>ITS IN THE DRC
ITS IN THE DRC

ABANDON ALL HOPE

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I can believe government being retarded, but every single one being retarded one after the other and not learning anything from the previous one's mistakes? It's starting to get suspicious.

He seriously left his own child there? Wow.

Who else thinks we should give supreme world power to Xi? He has proven to be the only man capable of fighting this virus

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a boy needs his beans

>UK healthworkers are basically taking 0 precautions

B-bros... this is gunna explode, right?

God damn thats comfy af minus the part where you starve to death

S.korea is detecting their cases the earliest and administering chloroquine in the early stages because theyre the most efficient right now in dealing with this
Italy is pressing a strong message that shit is overburdening their healthcare

And yet other leaders are still trying to play pretend

This is the German plan. Will not work in any other countries.

You are the bag?

3 new cases in Medellín, Colombia.
We are leading the charts!

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>26th of January

How many of you ordered your masks on that date?

Romania first dead unconfirmed.A small baby from a gypsy community close to my town.They are trying to keep it a secret.I ain't comming back to this thread.Peace

>FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
So, the crisis and consequences are gonna last for the next 40 years, until all people under 18 are dead. After all, it's all about demographics.

What, me? Stockpiled? Ever since following these threads since January? Nah man. I ain't got nuffin

You say that like having a radical alteration of society would be a bad thing. Do you really want to preserve the rotting old world?

It has only just begun

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It's sad how POL considers itself redpilled, yet falls for MEDIA HYPED HOAXES like the coronavirus

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Good ol nhs
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51491763

It's just a movie, bro
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6BWSU27xr0&

USA reports just over 1,000 cases of infected.

The mayor of Seattle believes just in Seattle the figure is just over that. So the overall USA figure is nonsense.

The Seattle mayor predicts within 6 weeks there will be 70,000 infected in Seattle alone.

12% will require intensive care. That's 8,400 intensive care beds in Seattle alone.

The USA also has an outbreak close to Manhattan. The USA is going to fall apart.

Look at the official stats. The USA has more infected than all the other countries below it but is the odd one out, with the lowest new infection rate. What is wrong with the USA?

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I just got ridiculed in my Self-Defense training circle's Whatsapp group for not attending the training any longer because of the virus. They do still think that this is a joke.

When do the goat fucking mudslimes start dying?

i've only been feeling excitement over something interesting finally happening on a global scale during my lifetime. i'm sure i'll crawl into a ball like a pussy when it gets bad here though too lol.

Yes they do but also wear eye protection.
Watch the video on how to put it on correctly and once you have it on don't take it off until you're home.

youtube.com/watch?v=05wyH1-mLGk

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>virus can survive in warm weatehr

wojackwithbraininmicrowave.jpg (im at work)

I never thought we would have Comerade Dyatlovs everywhere in our modern western governments.

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade your homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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yeah i obviously dont want to get it but it doesnt terrify me its older people in my family i worry about

>Surely this has to be fucking intentional at this point

Only 2 things are infinite. Human stupidity and the universe...and I'm not 100% sure about the universe. Einstein.

80 new cases so far today.

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>Israel 76.
Probably way more than that. Kikes are lying as usual.

Dude, those aren't even the real numbers. They have 10's or 100's of thousands of infected people. Source: user's posts are more reliable source of information than most countries governments' atm.

A week after.

Jews will find a way to make money even out of this.

The only real harm done by Corona will be to the economy and some boomers that will die off in 5 years max anyways

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>The USA also has an outbreak close to Manhattan. The USA is going to fall apart.
I quit my train driving job 3 months ago and officially resigned yesterday. Feelsgood not having to ride into NYC ever again lol.

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UK government still won't test you unless you have been to Northern Italy or China recently, or had close contact with a confirmed case.

Also, zero restrictions in place, no quarantine measures other than some concerts etc. shutting down voluntarily, so yes, we are fucked in about 2 weeks..

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Big question at this point: Who was lying more to the world? The CCP or the American (((government))) and (((MSM)))? They are close contenders.

i roulleted it and im not gonna die

Some anons say it's that shitty Bureaucracy bullshit, others are just incompetent, other just accepted the fuck this shit hit us hard unexpectedly or of course we can always go down the conspiracy route. No matter what though, this whole thing is going to shit. No exceptions

>in Southeast Asia
>virtually everyone in urban areas, 8/10, wear face masks and use alchohol to sanitize
>return to my country
>virus outbreak strikes
>almost NOBODY uses any sort of mask at all in the urban areas
>Norway now has infection rates comparable to Italy, Iran and South Korea
Are my people retarded? Why is the government not even advising them?

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I was talking about the turks and not the snow fake avalanche, but thanks

"HAPPENINGFAGS" UNITE TOGETHER!

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight with you and then you WIN

These fucking normies are now realizing that they were wrong HAHAHAHA

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if we don't check if anyone has the virus, nobody has the virus
Schrodinger's Box

No test kits, just wait. We are going to explode with cases soon.

based bill mitchell poster.
also
>checked

That escalated quickly. Were you the smug Albanian from a few days ago? Not so smug now, bro, hm?

Call me when this virus starts actually being a real treat.

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>spends the whole time trying to film it.
>leaves his son behind.
>at the end when he flees you can see him tackling another guy and trying to push him to the ground
What a terrible person.

Oh yeah, they made a remake of that with Will Ferrel.

Forgot to turn off memeflag

There's no guarantee that it would radically alter in a good way. A lot of people are retarded user, do you really want a ton of retarded people panicking about a global pandemic deciding our future? The last time we had an existential panic like this it resulted in the patriot act.

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>happooner
Should have known what you were signed up for.

>it's been weeks Japan was supposed to be full of deads and sick people
>still not happening
>toilet paper in shops

Starting to believe it's over.

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See you in two weeks bro

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There are people who unironically use this logic.

Now, er, I know there have been some conflicting views held by some of you regarding the need for complete security in this matter. More specifically your opposition to the cover story created to give the impression there's an epidemic. I understand that, er, beyond it being a matter of principle many of you are troubled by the concern and anxiety this story of an epidemic might cause to your relatives and friends. Well, I, er, completely sympathise with your negative views. I found this cover story personally embarrassing myself. However, I accept the need for absolute secrecy in this and I hope you will too. Now, I'm sure you're all aware of the extremely grave potential for cultural shock and social disorientation contained in this present situation if the facts were prematurely and suddenly made public without adequate preparation and conditioning.

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Wow dude, that's some medieval shit right there.

Here, also thanks for posting the 3M half mask guide, been wanting to watch it for ages thanks
>breahte

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Ever heard of the precationary principle?

containment ship incoming

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This

Fuck off Norway and Sweden

The race to 1000 confirmed infected is ours and we aren’t even testing for community spreading yet

The Scandi championship is ours soon

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>tfw its going to pop off in high obesity countries in a matter of weeks and no one knows how badly obesity will make it worse
I guess we deserve this from the utter lack of precautions. Theres community spread confirmed where i live but no one wants to wear a mask in my area, not even the sick and coughing

Just for your information, user, China has been marginally relevant for the spread of Corona-Chan for weeks now.

Rare live sighting of Bill

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Iberians are very closely related to Italians, specially north Italians, we're next once the chinks come here.

nice flag

Turkey probably has a lot of cases, the government is just keeping it quiet

I hope Sweden gets hit by a severe epidemic so that a bunch of S-voting boomers die off when the healthcare system gets overloaded.

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How come switzerland is spreading so much faster than us? Around same population and we confirmed the first case on the same day.

Do you know anyone with symptoms yet, flipbro? I already know 2 people here

DAILY REMINDER

THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT PLAYED THROUGH EXACTLY THIS SCENARIO

IN 2012

ALREADY

RESULTS:

dipbt.bundestag.de/dip21/btd/17/120/1712051.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwi4moe8vJLoAhUDwcQBHSBiBU4QFjABegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw3ch8u0L7VuCW4os6z3IrDF

EVERYONE TO BE INFECTED WITHIN 3 YEARS AS WAVES OF NEW AND REINFECTIONS SURGE ACROSS THE COUNTRY EVERY YEAR TILL A VACCINE IS FOUND

UP TO 10 MILLION DEAD IN THE END

ECONOMY SHATTERED

HEALTH SYSTEM UTTERLY OVERWHELMED

AND THIS IS IN GERMANY

THE COUNTRY WITH THE MOST INTENSIVE CARE UNITS IN THE WORLD

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 17 (SEVENTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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Please Fucking help! TSA screeners in San Jose are now testing postive!

npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/11/814331110/3-tsa-screeners-in-san-jose-calif-have-contracted-coronavirus-agency-says

Saved, now I have both versions

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>This could seriously be societally altering,
You talk as if it's a bad thing. Do you really want the world in which the Rothschilds pull all strings to continue for all foreseeable future? I don't.

WHICH CLASS ARE YOU GOING TO BE?

The Unprepared
They will be easy to destroy and take from them. Most likely will starve, resort to desperation and die in the first weeks/months.

Prepper
They spent ages hoarding and preparing for the doomsdays. Most of them won't put up a fight; the smartest ones will try to convince enemies they will prove to be useful, but the loot comes first.

Armed Prepper
A prepper that advanced enough levels, or already started with gear and high stats. They won't be the first victims, but will most likely perish unless they move on to raiding and/or moving. The supplies aren't endless after all.

The Criminal Element
They will do what they do best, but being out and about will improve their chance of infection and reduce ability to recover, due to the poor lifestyle.

Raider
Those who will see opportunities and take what others have for themselves. Most of them armed, others will just loot useless stashes and houses, hoping for a lucky drop.

Warlord
Will recruit clans, minions and workers to do their bidding. The actual smart, powerful and resourceful people. The warlords who just have resources as a leverage won't last long.

Workforce
The actually skilled and useful people to rebuild societies and little tribes. A very strong workforce is usually going to be a leader and have a lot of influence in the grand scheme of things.

But you're not next to North Italy amigo we are

Chinese are like rats that carry a plague. Unfortunate, the only cure is death.

This happening is so surreal jesus fucking christ. It feels like a prelude to a apocalyptic pandemic movie and we are all the cast.

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denmark is the same, even worse actually i would say.

Just remember .. Palosey said there would be calateral damage.

Is there many people in Denmark using face masks?

Lol it won't help you though, the denial has been left to late.

In Italy 12% who require ICU the median age for ICU is 65. 50% of them are under 65 and healthy.

You will need 100,000+ ICU beds in the USA just for that small 12%.

getting fancy lad

They didn't close their border to Italy and bragged about it lmao

>falling for the bat origin meme.
What a faggot.

I’ve been to many cities in U.S. it’s only certain states that are obese no? Like Florida has a lot of fat people for sure but New York was average

I didn't take it serious and still I'm not taking this all serious.
I don't know what to think anymore, tho.
Last summer I knew that "this" (last) summer was the good one for at least a while. I don't think forever.

I did not take it too serious and I'm still doubting.
However there is pest, famine, virus, locusts, bugs, issues on the greek border with the turks.
It makes me think, maybe I should have told you.
Maybe I should have let you know. Eventho I myself didn't fully and still don't understand what it would have meant to have had the "last good summer (for a while)".

Coronavirus, última hora - Más de dos mil casos en toda España, la mitad en Madrid
Primer muerto en Extremadura por coronavirus. En Madrid, los fallecidos son 31. Desde el BCE, Lagarde alerta de que la crisis que viene podría ser similar a la de 2008

Around commies...

I'm pretty fucking scared of this virus and maybe this is just a massive cope, but i can't stop noticing all the buzz about it somehow dying down in april and not just by random nobodies, actual elites like goldman sachs, xi, trump

Thanks fren.

NO YOU CANT JUST CANCEL CARNIVAL HALLE WHAT THE FUCK

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>everybody gangsta till the bodies start dropping
Pussy. I can't wait for it to kill billions.
There's too many of us anyway.

>Do you really want the world in which the Rothschilds pull all strings to continue for all foreseeable future?
Like they have for the last 200 years?

I honestly believe it's something to distract us from what's actually going on, I see coronavirus everywhere, all over the news and such, it's scary to see how widespread the panic is, it's like it was (((purposely))) escalated to such a high degree

My boomer boss who went to Vancouver for a conference a few days ago which had Amerimutts is now sitting next to me feeling sick and sneezing.
Fucking end my life.

THIS IS HOW EVERY COUNTRY WILL END UP AT SOME POINT: THEY WILL JUST STOP TESTING, COUNTING AND REPORTING, HOPING PEOPLE WILL THINK IT‘S OVER INSTEAD OF PANICKING.

>implying that this wont be an opportunity for the rich and powerful to seize even more control over our lives

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She was 73 y/o boomer, corona-chan is weak as fuck.

STRATFORD, CONNECTICUT — A student at Wilcoxson Elementary School is being tested for coronavirus after possible contact with someone who tested positive for the virus, prompting the closure of the school for the remainder of the week.

Nah man, and for future reference it'd be better if I don't know honestly. The less people I know who has symptoms the more confident I am in isolating my self from the outside.

I have two questions, has it already been said if this thing evolved or will be seasonal? if so with the mortallity rate as high as it is in older people, are we seeing human race lower the life expectancy?
pls respond

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Underrated

nobody is using masks here, we'll take that pussy virus head-on with no precautions. only pussies take precautions.

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Goddamn, that meme takes me back.

>200 years
user i...

When did they stop?

What city

It's permanent until proven otherwise.

>tried to warn my best fren back in January
>he didn't listen
>now he is scrambling to find a mask

The most obese states tend to have the worst healthcare

No our normies are still going partying, to work and visiting their grandparents while sick

Best post

youtube.com/watch?v=_lRPz4kK9nw
>youtube.com/watch?v=_lRPz4kK9nw
youtube.com/watch?v=_lRPz4kK9nw
>youtube.com/watch?v=_lRPz4kK9nw

German health minister Spahn live

German health minister Spahn live

NOTE FOR THESE THREADS:
THE AUSTRALIAN STANDARD FOR EVEN BEING TESTED IS THAT YOU ARE INTERVIEWED AND ASKED IF YOU HAVE SPENT AT LEAST 15 MINUTES IN A "HIGH RISK OF INFECTION" SCENARIO

AUSSIES ARE COMPLAINING THEY THINK THEY HAVE IT AND NOT BEING TESTED/ TURNED AWAY BECAUSE THEIR STORY DOESN'T MATCH OFFICIAL GUIDELINES

REAL NUMBER OF CASES WILL BE MUCH HIGHER THAN STATED

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how many recovered in germany?

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Australia is very reluctant to test.
As of last time I checked, they won't test you unless you meet certain criteria (example: recently returned from a country on their list - China, Italy, etc).

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>westernciv.webm

HAHAHAHAHAHA
A FUCKING ROACH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Based lockdown user.

You are like little baby. Watch this.

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Wuhan

Someone please tell me what he's saying I'm at work now

You have guns. Do something about it. Join either a volkisch militia or a communist militia. Don't let the globalist bastards keep winning.

nope, havent seen a single one in copenhagen

We're honestly fucking doomed in every way possible.

Portugal still doesn't have any deaths.

The waiting is killing me

I was referring to genetics and culture, many elderly and such.

Sweden and Norway both with 436, who has the best finish today?

"It'll all blow over by next month" is cope/bullshit because if they acknowledged it was way too late to even hope to contain it the economy would crash overnight.
They are going to keep denying it until the hospitals shut down. "Containment" measures are mostly suppression to stop the knowledge from getting out, not the virus.

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That would not be accurate I can assure h1n1 got plenty of coverage here. People were freaking out over the invaluable vaccine saying it was killing people

I hope those TSA goons cough up their lungs and get the shoved a drug mules asshole.

>I can't read the OP

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youtube.com/watch?v=VYEq0YskZow&feature=youtu.be

19
zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-03/coronavirus-deutschland-infektionen-faelle-verbreitung-epidemie-karte

What do you mean she is the most tasty treat of all?

Pretty sure Italy's got more hospitals etc per capita than Canada.

Please do not come to the next Comiket, Tiger-P.

I feel you, my district manager went to toronto 2 weeks ago... He got hospitalised yesterday... Hes been NON-STOP coughing and barely able to breath.... Hes 100% a goner... He weighs 350lbs

Sheit, how have i not caught on to this sooner. They aren‘t trying to contain the virus, they have always been talking about containing the truth.

Reminder that all """""""European""""""" countries in this list are NOT going to make it

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>flag
literally who?

source for the 65 median age stat: an interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

also for those who want to get comfy, there's JRE podcast with a virologist
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw
and Sam Harris podcast
samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/

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THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

most based comment in this thread

Lombardy specifically is rated in the top 5% in health care in the world. They lasted like a month.

What's the occassion it clearly is one.
Did they bring in the once-a-year shipment of fresh vegetables?

>schoolkids crocodiling past my house this morning, same as ever
Yep. We're done.
I think the problem is politicians implimenting the measures the doctors tell them are necessary, but through a political lens.
So SOME things are being done, but others are just politically beyond the pale and get mumbled away as unnecessary or irrelevant, or obsfucated with blather.
The politicians don't seem to understand that it all has to come as a package. You can't lock down the country...except when people need to go to work. It doesn't work like that.
The result is that the measures the doctors advise should work, but will fail because the authorities won't impliment them properly.

"masks are useless"
"old people are more in danger"
"do not go in clubs to party"
"we need to slow it down"
"schooös and univ will stay open"
...
just bullshit

Got my mask ready boys.
It is kinda hard to breathe in this bag so I made a little breathing hole

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Doesn't the UK gov allocate £30billion emergency funding ever year for flu?

A burger of AIR?

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You wouldn't say that it if was killing Brits instead of Italians. The populations that need to be reduced aren't even getting infected.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Oh an insignificant, irrelevant asian country.

I am. Very. Good for 6 months.

Might be but 33 is a magic number for people in power. Might be related to the witching hour.

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We're doomed in every way possible, I don't see any salvation.

>implying any country will fall because some boomers are gonna die

this is all one big nothing burger

EXCITIINGLY CLOSE TO SUB 24 TERRITORY!!!!

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>only 1 critical

Wow such an epic happening lmfao

I only got food for a few days because its all I have cash for. I don't even know who to believe anymore.

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You'll "make it" for 60 days or less.

Texas has 3 new confirmed cases in Frisco.

>Frisco man with coronavirus spreads disease to his wife and 3-year old
>kcbd.com/2020/03/10/frisco-man-with-coronavirus-spreads-disease-his-wife-year-old/

Why is german government so fucking INCOMPETENT
Poland is literally closing everything WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE DO ANYTHING

Typical, not only does your nation welcome in a plague ship but they're so fucking happy about it they get a tugboat to put on some celebratory water works to welcome it into the harbor. Goddamn it you lot are so pathetic it's bordering on needing to reclassify you's as subhumans despite your skin colour.

Webm related is how you should treat people trying to enter your country who are likely infected.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5pOFKmk7ytU

it's just a flu bro
don't panic you'll scare the economy

Cases in China are slowing down. Looks like this shit is going to blow over by summer time. Just admit it, Yas Forums was wrong again.

Article from Singapore news site says it's going to last through the entirety of 2020, maybe 2021 and beyond.
>straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-covid-19-likely-to-last-till-end-2020-at-least-experts
>"The virus is here to stay until the end of the year," said Associate Professor Hsu Li Yang, infectious diseases programme leader at the National University of Singapore's Saw Swee Hock School of Public Health.

Dont be racist.... just stay quiet and die like a good goy.

Unironically a "golden bridge" coming from China.
The workers don't want to disembark because they heard we have so many cases of Corona.

you can just raid your boomer neighbour's house for free food when they die

JUST
Also post more hazmats pls I want to build a collection goys.

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Don't worry, you're joke of a country is going to get wiped out after all this. After all, you're just as easy to kill as getting stepped on. A fucking ROACH

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My chest hurt and I cough dry.
Where can I check myself?

FFS Brian I told you before, no one gaf about djia. Look at S&P.