>my college classes just got canceled in maribor
>borders with italy closed, but shitty italians still coming over to buy stuff and infecting us
>51 infected, most of them are doctors and such
>events over 100 people are forbidden
Will me manage this Slobros?
Slovenian corona thread
Dylan Garcia
Landon Adams
Umrite govna
Juan Young
aj šuti hrvoje, pička jedna
Tyler Phillips
>be me
>commute to ljubljana
>need to deposit my moneyz in the bank to pay some bills
>cycle from BTC to centre where bank offices are, 4 km distance
>arrive 11:55 all sweaty and redfaced, 5 minutes before they close the bank for an hour for lunch break
>uh, ah, wonder if i should wait to catch my breath
>fuck it, enter and tell qt3.14 at counter i want to deposit my moniez
>sees my sweat, messed up hair, red face, short of breath
>doesn't even say a thing, just takes my money and does the whole thing in silence
>see her reaching for disinfectant on my way out
The building is probably quarantined by now lmao
Adam Ramirez
>kys cmaribor
Michael Jenkins
im just studying there you imbecile, normally from Prekmurje
Angel Cox
Imate vi padeze?
Anyway they are cancelling med student classes here, its habbening bros
Juan Reyes
nice one user
>the qt will work anytime in the future again
James Sullivan
don't cough please
Jace Watson
Got a ticket when driving through Maribor on my way to Croatia. Fucking pièces of shit extorted the hell out of me.
I hope Corona Chan cleans that land from Slovenian filth.
Isaac Rogers
kako misliš padeže?
Caleb Bell
"coof coof"
well we have some of the worst fines for driving here in Europe, max ticket is 2000€ for speeding
not our problem if you drive like in the land of burgers, you'r drivers licenses are a joke
Jose Hill
all schools in my country got cancelled 2 weeks
which is kind of weird for my country
Jose Watson
why is it wierd? sounds logical to me
Logan Gutierrez
nothing personnel brate
Ryder Hall
over the border guys. lets buy all the slovenian toilet paper
Jordan Bell
Guys, I’m here in Dallas. Let’s talk Luka
Matthew Harris
already doing that you pastas
Cameron Jackson
>number of infected keeps climbing
>34, to 47, to 57
lmao get prepped croats, summer vacations are almost here
Christian Green
Oh boy will the CROs stat quetching when NOBODY comes there anymore.
Just a horde of Orks from Bosna.
Jacob Cox
already last year were they crying that people dont visit anymore that much
Aiden Stewart
če koga zanima kak zgleda ko ti referat napiše da ni predavanj
Julian Hill
holy moonspeak
Landon Lee
lol ur slovakia
Aiden Hughes
pomoje bo to še največja korist tega virusa, da se bo več stvari začel delat online in WFH.
Carson Bennett
Learn to drive
Ive been to america this year and its absolute carnage when it comes to traffic
Daniel Roberts
we atleast have our own language
shut up yew
Elijah Walker
Lol ur palestine
Robert Garcia
im not a jew im romania
im romania
Lincoln Collins
>tfw absolvent to write diploma
Thank god I studied and passed everything on the first try
Brody Barnes
a gipsy is worse
Caleb Wood
Did you prep? Last chance. It's gonna be 100+ by Friday. I kept saying this for a while now. Nobody still believes me. Čak, zakaj pišem angleško? Fak... V glavnem, konec je. Bo kot je v Italiji, ampak z nižjimi številkami, povprečnimi na naše prebivalstvo. 1 kila moke je 50-60 centov. Kvas dodatnih 30 centov. Najcenejša opcija ti je. To ne bo minilo kr tako. Glej južno poloblo. Poletje, zdaj jesen, in še se širi. Naši ne kapirajo, le sledijo drugim, npr. Avstrijcem, zaradi meje. Če Avstrija nebi zaprla meje, tudi mi nebi. Ne vem, če je to sploh imelo kakšen vpliv. Me ne zanima gledat. Pričakujte preobremenjene bolnice in paniko po trgovinah. Karantena bo tudi v prihodnosti razglašena. Ni druge. Vosjka bo na ulicah Aprila. Tok k jo pač je... Trenutno so ljudje še vedno v zanikanju. To je zadnja možnost. Hitro v trgovino po zadnje potrebščine, če jih že nimate. Orožje vam tudi nebi škodilo. Se ne hecam. Fasada civilnosti bo kmalu bila stvar preteklosti. Zakon džungle ali vojno stanje. Obe slabe opcije.
Adrian Green
im in my 6th semester and its kinda good that we will have a break because i need to write my diploma till may/june cuz i wanna take masters without absolvent inbetween
Jaxson Sanchez
gipsyes are not real romanians romania is white
Caleb Brown
basic romanian man
Cameron Allen
nah nisem mamo doma dovlj vsega trenutno, drugo bi blo če bi bilj v kaki ljubljani ko je množica ljudi samo tu v prekmurju dvomim, da se bo tak širilo
Nerazumem zakaj nima hrvaška več primerov ko tam italijani več obratujejo
Elijah Peterson
Lažejo ali pa ne testirajo toliko, kot mi. Druge države so dober vzgled, le ne Kitajska. Oni tudi lažejo. Italija ne laže, ampak vseh pa tudi ne more testirat. 10 tisoč na dan. 60 milijonov jih je. Kmalu testi ne bojo več prav nič pomenili, in se bo sumilo, da je vsak okužen. Če misliš, da imaš dovolj, je možnost da to ni res. En mesec ni dovolj. Tri mesece sigurno tudi ne. Vse gre v maloro. Res si nisem želel takih izkušenj. Prav res ne.
James Clark
saj pomoje bo tak vecina okuzenih samo bodo ozdraveli, bomo videli če res ničburger ali ne ko bo prvi smrtni primer in bo nastal kaos
Nolan Collins
As if you poorfags are able to afford a bicycle . How about you fix your roads, and build a descent economy so your cops do not have to survive through corruption.
Ethan Anderson
>How about you fix your roads
how about you fix YOUR roads?
Carson Kelly
my god, if that's how the medical workers dress for pandemics outbreak we're fucked, i have no doubt it's the same shit here.
Ian Johnson
>im romania
Levi Gonzalez
Slovenci smo v vrhu po testiranjih na prebivalca, zato imam tud več priperov kot npr krvati . Pogooglej covid testing wiki
Tyler Jackson
>mfw I saved a thumbnail
Jose Davis
poorfags kek, you know that our people are happier than you amerimuts, you’r people are some of the most retarded people or earth always messing up everything while thinking they’re number 1
Aaron Miller
slovenia is feeling our toxic love
John Torres
youre not romania you are ameritard
Gavin Morris
these are probably normal nurses in a smaller city
Levi Bailey
HIJEEEE MAMA DA ME KORONA ZAGRABI
Easton Roberts
Oh ja, vsekakor bo kaos. Ni druge. Blizu sledi razmeram v Italiji in drugim večjim EU državam. Isto bo tukaj. Osveščen že si, saj tukaj pišeš in bereš o vseh teh dogodkih. To je prednost. Drugo je vse odvisno od tebe, kaj s temi informacijami narediš. Ne zaupaj nobenemu, niti ne družini, če začne pomanjkat hrana. Naj nobeden ne ve, da imaš zaloge, ker bo vsak zase čez mesec ali dva.
Carter Bennett
Smo dokaj v dreku. Pri oni gripi izpred dveh mesecev je pri moji tamali zbolelo 90% razreda, le trije niso. Zakaj se mora okužit cela šola, preden jo naši zaprejo?
Bebci.
Tyler Kelly
vsaj naši testirajo, ne pa kot v drugih državah
Dylan Jenkins
rdeči križ bo zlo vesel tvojih paketov hrane čez par mesecev
Christopher Stewart
>>my college classes just got canceled in maribor
good, you don't need that learning shit anyway, what you need is some jackie chan adventures dvds, lucky for you i have some.
Lincoln Baker
I'm not a tard I do smart things sometimes
Andrew Cook
15kg riža, 15kg makaronov, 5kg moke, 5kg soli, 5kg cukra, 60l vode, 20 kvasov sem nabavil, pri plači užgem še ene 20kg fižola, 100kg krompirja in kolikor konzerv lahko zbašem v bajto.
Colton Thompson
problem ja da če zaprejo šole do morali starci pazit vnuke, ti pa so vzporedno najbolj ogroženi, je začaran krog
Evan Russell
>american talking about the quality of roads
Yours are absolute trash burger
Robert Jones
only when no one is looking right?
Bentley Rodriguez
Upam da ste oborozeni
Nolan Johnson
They are well known for that
Matthew Martinez
some of them are ok, the roads in my town are pretty good
I did a smart thing when your mom was looking if you know what I mean
Eli Turner
no i dont know what you mean you retard
Henry Watson
mam mačeto pa zračno kar ni kaj dost
Mason Smith
miši in molji ti bodo not prišli s tuk hrane. Zakaj si kupu vodo?
Jordan Sanders
>all sweaty and redfaced for 4km in bike
You better not get corona user, you will die instant with these lungs
Anthony Morris
I fucked your mom
>inb4 she's sixty
I know
also
>you retard
rude
Wyatt Myers
she's 65
Isaiah Ross
Menam AR za sestro
Grayson Cook
I knew that
Angel Martinez
Jackson Phillips
Help us take Istria and Dalmazia back
Or else...
>cough
Hunter Bailey
By far Slovenia is the best country in the Balkans. I hope you'll stay safe boyos.
Ethan Cox
eni nimajo tak dobro javno vodo, v mariboru mamo vkurcu vodo mi smrdi po parih urah v flaši, dobro da še imamo doma z studenca svežo vido
And btw whats wrong with these annoying captchas today, only get damn fire hidrants and bicycles
Leo Lopez
slovenia? more like slovakia amirite
Landon Bell
Israel?
More like illegitimate
Adrian Lewis
over dramatizing, but still. 20°C outside and I'm wearing winter clothes
Kevin Green
dobis za 70€ prek pošte z interneta, pač lovsko, vse se najde pa nerabis papirje
Nolan Rogers
agreed
but atleast islamic kvetching is nice
Wyatt Hill
>lovsko
Bruh