/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1883

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Zaia: 1023 TOTAL CASES ONLY IN VENETO (VENICE)
>1023 TOTAL CASES ONLY IN VENETO (VENICE)
>1023 TOTAL CASES ONLY IN VENETO (VENICE)
>1023 TOTAL CASES ONLY IN VENETO (VENICE)
>1023 TOTAL CASES ONLY IN VENETO (VENICE)
>1023 TOTAL CASES ONLY IN VENETO (VENICE)

>"Mathematical models tell us that if people don't stay at home, 2 million Venetians will be infected by April 15"

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we'll see

OOOOOOOH he's TRYING!

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I just finished the 3rd run for supplies, this time including vitamins
I'm set for around 2 months and dont plan to leave the house
Tomorrow Ill make a spreadsheet with what exactly I have and plan for the upcoming weeks
stay frosty boys

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We know its you, retarded Canadian

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kys tranny

Is next month too soon to start prepping?

based

>Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
You stupid, stupid third world mutt goblin. I know your life is garbage and you think you're doing something important by doing this, but literally anyone would be doing a better job you 80 IQ jungle rape baby.

Real sign at my school system where someone is infected and they won't shut down classes.

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business.financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/poland-to-close-schools-as-of-monday-due-to-coronavirus
is this a good decision or just panicking?

Don't forget your toilet paper
pantsshitters

Wait until black friday

They know they can't fight the tide. All they can do now is that they're trying. DOW SUB 20K WHEN?

Wait so right now Iran has exactly 9000 confirmed cases?

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Guys. Im being completely serious right now and need help.

I knew. I just fucking KNEW. That community spread was a thing and that they had the tests and just cared about the economy.

I'm from Brisbane. My symptoms. Dry cough and a slight headache SOMETIMES. Like for ten minutes intensely then it goes away.

I called the hotline. Lied and said I felt worse than I did. They told me to go into a specific GP's office and he was wearing an n95 and gave me a surgical mask to put on.

He asked if Id been to any flagged countries or see anyone that had. I said that I'd recently caught a flight from Wuhan to Milan before finally heading through Iran for some sightseeing and then catching a plane back To Brisbane where I hooked up with a South Korean exchange student from Tinder.

They give me the test. They call me a day later. Positive.

I tell them that I lied and have barely left the house in two months so why do I have it and THEY FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME.

Lmao.

Im so furious right now.

What do I do?

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MY NEIGHBOR HAS CORONAVIRUS WHAT DO I DO

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How many countries have enough testing capacity really?

Those numbers are bullshit.

Corona isn't even dangerous so there's really no reason to panic unless you're a literal boomer. The economic damages will be a hell of a lot worse than the damages in people's health

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REPOSTAN from >Expected to infect 70% of the population
>3.4% mortality rate
>5,390,000,000 infected
>183,260,000 deaths
>Doesn't go away, comes back yearly to repeat the process.
>Causes permanent lung damage so everyone who gets infected multiple times will be weaker and weaker and more likely to die, raising the mortality rate drastically.

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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES - 38/50
Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED - 12/50
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, West Virginia, Wyoming

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150K PEOPLE DIE PER DAY WHILE YOUR SHITTY VIRUS HAS ONLY KILL 4.3K PEOPLE IN FEW MONTHS. FUCK YOU BITCH.

Soon

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I suggest sucking him off,

It's just a flu, bro.

Also, I learned that even Germans aren't testing the dead.

Are you a muzzie or just too retarded to understand the joke? Why are you so mad about a muzzie getting BTFO by his own words?

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>Finland will peak at 100 cases
Nice.

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You can take switzerland off this list as officials have announced that they have stopped counting

>tfw want to buy a gun to protect my stockpile of deenz and babywipes but dont know a thing about guns and the guys at the gun store would realize im a newb and make fun of me

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>believing the chinks
>ever

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YOOOOOooo Go HUNTER HAWKS!
Jk fuck sports please close campus nao

Portugal is at 48 niggers

>only if u knew how bad things really are

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Simply shot that boomer.

iran government almost destroyed by corona,saudi lockdown a area with relationship of iran

Don't worry pastabro
We'll all be with you soon

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eliminate him

How many Heinz beans are there in one box

top kek

no it's toilet paper hording season for retards and market manipulation of jews

Duh... we're all fucked, dude. I hope you prepped.

do we need an italian covid general? something slower than /cvg/

you are already infected

Hasn't ADE already been proven or rather speculated to be true in some cases because we have recovered cases but then got reinfected later? Like the one's in is it Singapore or some other country I can't remember where

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They just announced all classes will be moving online for my college and my state doesn’t even have any confirmed cases; You’re fucked, user

Let me guess: the Art department of your uni was asked to make a poster; coincidentally, the artist is a gelatinous blob who uses xer-xhem pronouns

nigger

Why are you replying to me like your opinion matters? I have more money in my car's cupholders than your entire family makes in a month.

It doesn't belong in the OP because its worthless information, and only lowly IQ monkeys like you think its funny. No I'm not fucking Muslim, I think Islam is a trash religion, which is why publicizing anything to do with it annoys me. OK mongo?

Say goodbye to future interstellar travel.

Sigh.

So many people are gonna die in Denmark. From government ineptitude, but also from the majority of the population completely denying that we're in the middle of a pandemic.

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>I'm set for around 2 months
>36 jars of pesto

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T minus two weeks until collapse

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kek
> even asymptomatic people can infect others
> even very mild things like cough and sneeze can rapidly spread the disease
> 'oh boy, let's wait for some pneumonia case, it must be the first one, it's all contained now!'

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>didn't buy the dip
>bought toilet paper instead

Source?

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Here are closed in Madrid, Vitoria and La Rioja, some child schools in Barcelona and Valencia

the issue is that tests arent 100% valid, so who knows

I think Portugal is at much more than 48 niggers

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Help me expose these cunts

seasonal flu in last 48 hrs: 200,000 detected, 4,000 died. kys idiot

Try 10% mortality, 20% in countries that cannot/don't contain at all because they're poor.
Add secondary health effects (heart attacks not treated, stress causes poor decisions, economy means no food or medicines).
Add tertiary effects (political and social strife)

1 billion dead is very reasonable, and really not alarmist considering.

Very good decision. We are slowly getting there as well, at least our universities are. I'm giving it a week until we pull the trigger.

>CORONAVIRUS ISNT MORE THAN 50% OF ALL DEATHS NOTHINGBURGER >:(

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We do.

Italian faggots really out there trying to spread it into my country

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*ahem*

I SAY NOTHING

YOU SAY

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Tell the media.

REMINDER TO TAKE YOUR VITAMIN D3 5000 IU PER DAY

It doesn't matter if the chinks have lied or not. We still need to get out own shit together.

I'm believing them for now for hope

Relax we’re fine. Drink your carlsberg.

hey post some pictures of the wuhan flu in china

This is a reminder to touch things in public like door handles, railings, etc.
This is a reminder to touch your face, nose and eyes
This is a reminder to quit washing your hands like some paranoid faggot
Stop being a little bitch

Lmao go home and help your relatives amir

God damn Irán Is getting fucked badly

>what to do
How about stop posting this in every thread begging for attention, you reddit spacing simp.
Nobody gives a shit.

CHINA NUMBER ONE

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futures are crashing

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Man they literally just want to sell guns for profit. Unless you're mentally instable they're gonna sell you something.

Get over your social anxiety and arm yourself faggot, those guys won’t judge you for shit, they’ll just be happy another person is trying to prepare for the worst

They're still pushing this ~only eldery get sick~ BS. I'm almost accepting the population control theory because of this.

and they have over 10 case in iran national government.2 or 3 died,i can't really remember it.the highest infected is one of the vice-president.

Do I just call Channel 7 or whatever?

If it’s in Egypt then the heat Won’t take care of it.

WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

IS THIS FUCKING DIFFERENT FROM LOMBARDY? HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Get right with God

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yeah... this thing is airborn at the level of measles...

>little sister is at boarding school
>she has a bad fever
>still goes to class every day to avoid getting absence
>guberment says she can’t have the virus because she hasn’t flown to Wuhan recently

based super spreader sis and incompetent guberment

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Can someone explain the drop in cases in S. Korea. I get that China is lying, but is SK? Or is it due to those death cultists not spreading as much any more?

butthurt muzzie invader/10

Yeah, we're only the 7th most infected country per capita, right behind Switzerland.

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You don't have more money than me or my family (who own more land in the Patagonia than all your past 10 generations together), dumb Muslim retard.

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>how dare u prepare

Go to k in 8kun, palmettostatearmory.com/, the taurus or ruger security 9 are good poor tier, make a ar15 with psa kit and take a red dot sigt o a lpvo.

>Prisoners in Italy revolt, 6 dead

I guess you could say, Italians are revolting.

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Nice larp.

So the cases "slowing down" in South Korea, Japan and (obviously) China is complete bullshit, right?

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Oh it's you again. Listen. I really hope you're tortured to death at some point. I really do.

>"Mathematical models tell us that if people don't stay at home, 2 million Venetians will be infected by April 15"
S A U C E

Learn to read, Chang.

Logarithmic.

Not.

Exponential.

Give him the north north Korean treatment, 100% effective

Half of Copenhagen is coofing, and no one can get tested.

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Call them all. Send emails etc detailing that you lied to get the test and it came back positive. If you hadn't got the test you would have been spreading it unawares etc. Medical incompetence and such. If you can prove this they'll jump all over you.

Stop eating everything that moves ffs.

NUMBA WAN

Can COVID-19 even compete?

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a bunch of words don't actually work. We have tons of chinks shilling for CCP online and a site www.dongtaiwang.com scares the shit out of them for some reason.

why would he want a handgun if his concern is shtf defence