TEXAS CREATES CORONA VACCINE

Creating a vaccine means nothing because it can be done in a few days, it takes 1-2 years of medical testing to prove it's safe and is allowed to be used.

>could be available

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Another company tries to grab attention by claiming their vaccine will totally work?

is it? even if it wasnt, it would have to be scrutinized by FDA before deployment, and those FDA fucks might either rush it out or extensively test it for months. so it doesnt matter. *COOF*

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THE ONLY STATE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS

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Now you just need a cowboy hat, a herd and 15,000 acres.

Jerusalem Post. Fuck off jew.

Fake and texan.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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>Giving Dak 90001 billion dollars

Can't WAIT to read the article about the transfemale, Latino, woman that xeroxed copies of the formula, but REALLY so singlehandedly created the vaccine on xir own. Screenshot this post for posterity.

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Didn't the Romanians already have a vaccine? No one ever talks about that fact, or how valid it is.

>claim

Also, why ARE scientists so shit at their jobs? It's a flu vaccine - why does it take you a year to develop? Why not throw all resources at it and do it in a month? This is pretty pathetic. These faggots want us to listen to bullshit about climate change, but can't even get something this simple right.

>end of the year
Why. If it's true, surely they can hasten the testing process.

>could be available by the end of the year
great i'll be dead by then

Lawsuits, If they rush it through without following set procedures they get jewed if if anything happens.

m.jpost.com/HEALTH-SCIENCE/A-cure-for-cancer-Israeli-scientists-say-they-think-they-found-one-578939

Bid to increase their stock value is all

>the news
>"claims"
Sensationalist headline? I'm so tired of this shit, I don't even want to open it.

>amerijew
>capslock
>autism
i refuse before i get autism like you

>Surley some capitalist burger company wont hesitate to throw some tik taks made out of horse nipples and bat shit at you for 50k dollars per "pill" and call it a live saving vaccine.

you go goyim

TAKE
THE
MEDS

Fat cunt!

panic moar jerkoff

They are gonna test it on homeless people and have it out bu the end of the month

An antiviral medication would be better than a vaccine since a vaccine is pretty much useless to people that are already infected.

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And it costs over $9000

How much is your life worth?

vaccines aren't a big deal to create. just kill some virus, and stick it in a carrier.

what we need are drugs to kill virus. if you catch it before vaccine, you fucked.

for you low IQs like you. Company A patents a virus they create. Company A releases virus. Company A waits for fake pandemic and fear to percolate. Company A, possibly thru a subsidiary Company B, releases vaccine that they had all along. Do you need help doing the math on why, too, or maybe youll just go kys and do us all a favor???

We are dead by then so great job...

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Time to start popping those blue vials.

TEXANS ARE IMMUNE TO THE VIRUS
TEXANS ARE GENETICALLY RESISTANT TO COVID-19
THE VIRUS ONLY WORKS ON TEXANS

Probably burger grease mixed with some zinc. No thanks

>The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".
There is not a single peer-reviewed research backing this. "Reinfection" are people actually getting infected with a new strain of the virus

>a year

Can’t we pump money into this or give the government money, what are they gonna do for a whole year? Thumbs up their ass?

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>end of the year

So, just 9 more months of HELLSCAPE

You fuckers have the cure, hand it over

>Antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE) occurs when non-neutralizing antiviral proteins facilitate virus entry into host cells, leading to increased infectivity in the cells. ... This virus can use this mechanism to infect human macrophages, causing a normally mild viral infection to become life-threatening.
Whoever takes it is going to die

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>looking for investment dollars
Where’s the SARS-CoV-1 vaccine? It’s been over a decade of research and I don’t see one. So why would I believe any claims about a SARS-CoV-2 vaccine existing? This is marketing

This

>by the end of the year
What good is a vaccine when everyone is infected or dead?

It's not fair that only certain people get the corona virus. Everyone should be able to get the corona virus regardless of their position in life. If all the rich people in the world got corona virus the cure would be discovered overnight. And even if it did kill all the rich people it's only 1 percent and then the world could fund free healthcare. Give it to Oprah or Bill Gates and see how fast a vaccine is found.

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Top Kek

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Fucking jew servant. Italy has a vaccine. They've tested it on two people and it looks like they got better. Would rather die than inject myself with some dubious jew shit.

>vaccine
>tested
Oh my dear sweet child...

Medical progress is a beautiful thing.

The markets will fall again today and this is just the beginning.
>but muh rally!
lmao, that's just so kikes can make more money as it falls.
Look at what happened yesterday. That was the most blatant insider trading sequence I've ever seen but only the select tribe members were told when the announcements would happen under the promise they would only ride one of the slopes in an imperfect manner.

>TEXANS ARE IMMUNE TO THE VIRUS
>THE VIRUS ONLY WORKS ON TEXANS
?????

Dunning-Kreuger personified right here.

Based texas

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Probably meant vaccine. Either way, clearly a shitpost.

Bongthis

The best thing that zach weinersmith ever came up with.

kys already

Might be available by the end of year.

Heh, lets see if there's anyone left to vaccinate by then.

Thank God and Thank you

a year is almost short, just google how vaccines are tested

Will take about 12 months. And that would be a record.

Hell yeah. America’s team and don’t you fucking forget it

Kike detected

Yeah just make it appear now because this guy that doesn’t know shit about the development process says to... wtf is their problem?

>Can’t we pump money into this
babby's first biotech scam