Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - It's Just a Flu Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=mL3xW5dbO_w
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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ballistic gel tests
youtube.com/watch?v=7vJBKfQFD8I

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>1.296 Fälle seit heute morgen.
Actually 1.622. Spahn kek

source?

Herr Spahn Herr Spahn was ist ihre Rolle bei der Bilderbergerkonferenz gewesen ?
>Wer sind sie denn ? Ich kenne sie ja garnicht ...
user XY... Presseausweis hier.
>Kein Kommentar

Schwer zu linken bei 'nem Livestream. Ist ziemlich am Anfang wenn Spahn an das Mikro kommt.

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Herr Spahn, Herr Spahn, können Sie die deutsche Bevölkerung mit den notwending 400 millionen Atemmasken versorgen? Herr Spahn, Herr Spahn, wo gehen Sie hin?

thanks, I think I'll order a strong slingshot.

Herr Spahn, welche Maßnahmen sehen sie vor, wenn Pflegekräfte erkrankt und ersetzt werden müssen?
- Dann werden Maßnahmen eingeleitet

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Spahn, are you OK? Are you OK, Spahn?

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im not ok

Don't die on us, pestoman.

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NUMBER ONE BULLSHIT INFO:
>We´ll have to wait till immunity build-up for it to get better.

THERE IS NO FUCKING IMMUNITY BUILD-UP TO
SARS2-COVID19!!!!!

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statnews.com/2020/03/05/how-blood-plasma-from-recovered-patients-could-help-treat-coronavirus/

Herr Spah Herr Spahn, warum sehen Sie aus wie der größte Mongo Jude?

Thank the Greek for Protecting the borders from the satanic invaders and the evil enemies within.
heise.de/forum/Telepolis/Kommentare/Fluechtlinge-und-Migranten-an-der-EU-Aussengrenze/Was-sind-denn-das-fuer-Menschen-welche-die-Grenze-ueberqueren-wollen/posting-36285612/show/

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whats new krauts?
I was just chilling for 2 weeks with several corona chans down in southern europe
now I come back and all supermarkets are emptied out wtf
can you plz not be such prissy sissy Spießbürgers and stop buying out all the potatoes?

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What are you talking about you nigger. Our supermärkte are full to B U R S T

Utter bullshit.
Foreign blood plasm and its antibodies will just trigger the fucking Cytokine Storm, killing you even faster than a normal vaccine will.
After ALL these years there still isn´t a vaccine for the OLD SARS.
They sure as fuck won´t manage one for this new and improved version.
You can spread that happy news at your next AntiFa fag after-party.

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Normie Germs are pretty insight-resistant normies,
but after today's PK, where FÜHER Merkel pretty much announced it´s YOUR OWN FAULT for not having a 2 WEEKS stash prepped, I accept a complete freakout.

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Thats the thing. Even if corona is a hoax the panic will lead to a same outcome.

for Merkel coronachan is heaven sent to terrorize boomers and thin out AfD support

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What kind of shit pasta is this?! This does not make sense hint und vorn ...

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>I-ich verlange Respekt für d-die Ka-ka-kanzlerin
With that kind of support, who could hope to stop her?

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Nobody can stop the Gottkanzlerin

Some people are having a blast spreading misinformation.

>boomers
Thankfully Corona Chan will thin THOSE out nicely, thus her main base.

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Yeah, mainly on TV, or babbling about immunity build-up on a SARS variant epidemic.

THIS IS A QUEENS-ENGLISH SPEAKING BOARD. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS GERMANESE FOREIGN MUCK SPEAK ENGLISH OR FUCK OFF TO Yas Forums

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Nah nigger nah hyaa

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Respekt verdient man sich.

Halt die Goschen!

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Oy Gevalt! *sniff* *sniff* the Goyim *sniff* k-knows...
quick! shut it down *sniff*

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>Muh NT

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der sieht aus wie ein Fingergesicht, Merkel wackelt mit dem erhobenen Zeigefinger und Spahn zappelt

I can hear the sound of rubbing hands all the way to here. Once the black zero is gone, it'll never come back.

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schön ablenken von der fragilität der systemstrukturen
zur not wird die hänchenbrust halt mit salzlake aufgepumpt

>+++ 14:13 SPD-Bundestagsabgeordneter Lauterbach in Quarantäne +++
Der SPD-Gesundheitspolitiker Karl Lauterbach befindet sich in Quarantäne.
*cough* *cough*

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Listen here doomer, I understand that you are emotionally so invested in this. Hard to acknowledge that your toilet paper stockpile was a mistake. You are not a fucking scientist, you posted some LARPer screenshot as an argument for you view, you bring up chink numbers as an argument. FUCKING EXPERTS monitor and discuss this shit for weeks now and they found parallels to other viruses like I mentioned before, data confirms their assumptions to some extend. So it makes a lot of fucking sense to consider a similar development like with the viruses we already know and who are similar to this virus. When are kids going to die on mass according to your screenshot? We are already five months in according to your screenshot.

It is bullshit (the screenshot). Nevertheless the Corona virus can totally collapse society. The amount of sick people can outmax hospitals, supply chains collapse etc. Ultimately the side factors are far more destructive than the virus itself.

>virus out since October
>R9+
>you all are already infected

Fucking hell. How the fuck can you believe and spread this shit. Do you retard have any idea how the world would look like today if "R9+" and "virus out since October" were remotely true? A beautiful reminder what kind of idiots post here.

Of course it can. China is proof of this. This is why it is important to "control" the spread like in the graph. Especially in preparation for phase two in fall this year.

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This is good news. We will use the money to make Germania real.

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jetzt auch in deutsch erhältlich

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Hmmm...

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Der Witz ist, dass es Elsaß-Lothringen nicht mehr gibt. Nach der Gebietsreform in Frankreich vor einigen Jahren spricht man nur noch vom "Grande Est"

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Do it again!

he looks so justed.

Based highly skilled refugee!

Apparently Xavier Naidoo is /ourguy/
youtube.com/watch?v=6w3p7CJFHv0
youtube.com/watch?v=dPZcCHJedJU
RTL demands answers because he's jury on Deutschland sucht den Superstar (who the fuck still watches this shit in CY+5?)

Dies ist so was wie eine rechte Warnung
Denn unser Rückschlag ist längst in Planung
Wir fallen dort ein, wo ihr auffallt
Gebieten eurer linken Scheiße endlich Aufhalt
Denn was ihr sucht ist das Ende
Und was wir reichen sind geballte Fäuste und keine Hände
Euer Niedergang für immer
Und was wir hören werden ist euer Weinen und euer Gewimmer

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Mir gefallen die Klassiker trotzdem besser ...

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Quick, chew some gum!

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Woat i speib dazua dass a poa Breckerln a dabei san ... :)

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Would be even better if they put the dispenser on crotch height. Ultimate just.

Grüß den Führer wenn du mich schon grüßen tust
>Habsburg infected with corona
Nahhhhhhhhh

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Kek, this time it was just simulated. Yesterday was real tho, not kidding.

I am serious about it. If a person is that much different one inevitably will run into problems. Physically, intellectually or even spiritually - you name it. Ultimately one has to protect any aspect of society from appropriating Blacks as normal or you move right ahead into civilizational downfall. For the same reason Asians aren't on my friend list as well, unfortunately on that bastard Merz list though.

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xD
ist genehmigt

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