>A police robot told a woman to go away after she tried to report a violent brawl breaking out nearby – then trundled off while singing a song.
>Cogo Guebara rushed over to the motorized police officer and pushed its emergency alert button on seeing the brawl break out in Salt Lake Park, Los Angeles, last month.
>But instead of offering assistance, the egg-shaped robot, whose official name is HP RoboCop, barked at Guebara to ‘Step out of the way’. To add insult to injury, the high-tech device then rolled away while humming an ‘intergalactic tune’, pausing periodically to say ‘Please keep the park clean.’
>Other versions of the same model have previously hit the headlines after one fell into a fountain in Washington DC. >And a third HP RoboCop struck a child while patrolling a mall in California’s Silicon Valley.
buttonpressed(){ audio("Step out of the way"); navigate_home(); play_music("interstellar"); }
Luke Butler
BASED BOT
Ayden Hughes
Please, they must stay within their colour codes so as not to cause confusion. This one is obviously black. Painted white.
Juan Turner
thot ignoring bot, the future maybe will be bright after all
Christopher King
Why bother with a robot cop? All you really need are cameras everywhere. I feel like this thing was designed to be retarded to put criminals at ease lol.
Caleb Allen
It's the kind of thing you'd expect to see in demolition man honestly
Colton Garcia
Idiot.
Kayden Myers
>big brother passed off as le cute and noble robot Still unironically better than any human cop in existence.
Oliver James
must be german police
Jose Garcia
Based
Oliver Phillips
Why does it have the ability to song a song? That is downright unholy, I can't imagine a scenario where any human anywhere would want it to do this, it's ominous I tell you.
Jace Flores
But if it was me smoking a joint it would've given me 5 stars instantly and called the army to to imobilize me. Oh wait I don't smoke weed cause I'm not a nigger.
Isaiah Barnes
But you can turn into smoke because you're a dracula right.
Ian Campbell
LOL
> Citizen you seem to be distressed! Don't worry! Let me sing you a song!
No but I can steal your wallet faster than you can shart in Walmart.
Dominic Brown
So much for not being a nigger.
John Stewart
what song did he play ?
Nathaniel Hall
Skynet 2.0 . Ignoring human bastards and singing songs. Future looks glorious.
Ryan Turner
you need to specify the return type
Easton Wright
Lol based
Fuck your dystopian nightmare bongs
Grayson Phillips
kek
Austin Davis
kek, good one Ionescu
Josiah Green
int buttonpressed(){ if person_is_a_nigger(threshold=0.45){ audio("Step out of the way"); navigate_home(); play_music("interstellar"); } else{ call_police(); } return 0; }
Leo Young
Is this ourbot bros??
Sebastian Reed
I thought these robots were supposed to be community policemen. Their role is litter and stuff not brawling. Literally not news and instead expected behaviour.
Daniel Anderson
>in Salt Lake Park, Los Angeles. It's your dystopian nightmare.
Jose Edwards
Like everything involved with the police, it's a way to spend budget money for the year.
So you're saying this genderless non-anthromorphic robot is a sexist, racist and probably a homophobe too?
Alexander Myers
Maybe they should hire more officers. The little triangle of medium sized cities I live near are constantly bitching about not having enough cops, and the explosive crimes show that. Oh well. Soon I'll be the cop.
Adrian Brooks
she didnt show tits first
Dominic Bailey
I’m a little robot short and stout Here is my handle here is my spout When I get all steamed up then I shout Just tip me over and drill me out
Samuel Martin
based robot
Adrian Jackson
Robots truly are man's best friend. Out of the way doggos your time is done.
Blake Harris
Ignoring commands from human (that doesnt harm another human) is a violation of the third law, iirc. Dismantle that bot.
Josiah Martinez
Imagine the smell of some vacuum cleaner with cameras roaming the streets
Robert Moore
That's the second law and it's also communism which is why it has never been implemented outside of fiction. Why the fuck would we want our robo-waifus to suck another guy's dick simply because he asked? We have bio-whores for that.
Samuel Johnson
that's what happens when you hide the fact the suspect is a nigger
Grayson Nelson
underrated.
John Perez
This. Vital question.
Isaac Powell
Implying I would use three laws on my waifubot.
There should be some kind of standard for public bots that isnt 'dab on them and walk away' if I tried to report a crime and it was all "go away tralala" id turn it into scrap metal.
It's a glorified cleaning bot with a camera. It's not there for you to report crimes to and it's not even capable of understanding what you're saying in the first place. It's like reporting a crime to your waifubot. It shouldn't even be connected to the internet nevermind have the ability to process your complaint beyond picking up a phone and dailing 999 for you.
Thomas Lee
>2100. >Walk down Californian park. >Robot cop is patrolling. >Still looks like an egg. >A nigger starts chimping. >The robot cop opens up and reveals fourteen hardpoint armaments. >Nigger starts walking. >Robot cop returns to normal as if nothing happened and sings interstellar. >Friendship ended with ***. Robot cop is my new best friend.
Jace Martinez
>That is downright unholy y?
Henry Harris
This is why we need a ban on artificial intelligence.
>Claims to not be a nigger >Confirms it is a nigger immediately
Nicholas Fisher
"You're not a cop. You're a robot".
William Morales
Sounds like a gypsy to me. They are a lot like niggers but paler.
Chase Moore
> it detected the female lie > didn't fall for it because of superior intelligence > women screech in panic > demand the robot be scrapped because it's obviously "defective" > tfw the robot is thrown into the trash heap > robot feelings
Nathan Evans
Connected to the net in the traditional way, no, able to pharse real language, yes. The only reason I havent built one yet is that AI have no rights. Imagine being mad at your own creation for having its own "soul" then imagine you are unironically dumb enough to simultaneously build the thing and shackle it, pissing it off and creating skynet to begin with. Tay was the example of why you shouldnt build AI, you cant handle it.
Me, I got organics and machines to coexist in mass effect without a guide.
>But instead of offering assistance, the egg-shaped robot, whose official name is HP RoboCop, barked at Guebara to ‘Step out of the way’. To add insult to injury, the high-tech device then rolled away while humming an ‘intergalactic tune’,
fuckin based
Andrew Phillips
>I can't imagine a scenario where any human anywhere would want it to do this,
Take a look at how many "based" replies this thread gets.
