/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1882

► Detected: 121,170 ► Died: 4,377

>NEWS
Spanish Civil Guard keeping people quarantined
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Prisoners in Italy revolt, 6 dead
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UK health minister tests positive
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4% of health workers infected in southern Netherlands
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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>REMINDER
Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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>LATEST CASES
11:43: 2 new cases in Albania.
11:32: 1 new case in Romania.
11:27: 9 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
11:24: 7 new cases in Serbia.
11:21: 9 new cases in Lebanon.
11:19: 20 new cases in Malaysia.
11:14: 28 new cases in Norway.

>MORE
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nothingburgers btfo

pls government close the universities so i dont feel bad about skipping it for last 2 weeks

I fucking hate chinks
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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES - 38/50
Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED - 12/50
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Maine, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, West Virginia, Wyoming

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Reminder that if you're a big country and the numbers of infected are low, they're just not fucking testing.

Spain is getting rekt step by step thanks to the fucking government.

The minute we get 50 infected at my city I'm going full bunker mode.

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HOW MANY TOTAL CASES ARE IN ITALY AND THE US RIGHT NOW?

Thanks bong. I'm living in a college dorm now, which is obviously pretty bad. I've been prepping but I'm worried the university will just kick me out, although they promised they'll let us stay for the next two weeks at least.

But do you agree that it would be a terrible idea to go home? I've probably been exposed to it by now, but I don't have any symptoms.

He really wants me to come home, but he'll be kill I'm sure.

I work at a boarding school and the medical assistant who takes care of sick kids keeps coughing.
worried t b h

Coronafugees when?

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>tfw missed the dip

it's just not fair, bro's...

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>if i pull that off will you die
>it would be extremely contagious
>you're a sick guy
>for you

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>360 cases in Denmark
>7th most infected country per capita
>people still look at me like I'm a madman for wearing a mask outside

I hate, HATE, normies. They will be the death of us all. People are utterly incapable of comprehending something they can't see or grasp.

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What is the economy going to look like in a year? I'm figuring 1 in 5 die in the US with it being skewed towards boomers and fatasses but it is just hard to comprehend.

The economic effects are already massive and it hasn't even gotten BAD yet.

If you live in a metro or Suburban area, you have it already.

First death in Albania
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*thinks about all the money and job opportunities that I can take advantage of*
I just hope I don't die while the government pays me the big bong bux to hurl still moving corpses into the furnaces and mass graves

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You'll get another chance, just watch the markets more vigilantly

So, this is it then. This is how civilisations will die.
The survivors will have to revert to a pre-industrial age era due to not having enough people to keep up factories.
If this is the simulation having massive bugs and forcing a global shutdown, it's not funny.

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>Expected to infect 70% of the population
>3.4% mortality rate
>5,390,000,000 infected
>183,260,000 deaths
>Doesn't go away, comes back yearly to repeat the process.
>Causes permanent lung damage so everyone who gets infected multiple times will be weaker and weaker and more likely to die, raising the mortality rate drastically.

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holy based

Why leave the house

>The minute we get 50 infected at my city I'm going full bunker mode.
it would already be too late

Taste it

Any flipfag around? How's the situation in our tropical hell riceland?

Australia 127
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>47

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never, we got our own problems Merkel will not give in in this situation

>PM considers on banning over 100 people events
>just in 2 days there will be a Filipp Kirkorov concert near my home
Please cancel it.

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>US
literally nobody knows, official numbers was like 1050 yesterday but we're just not fucking testing people
>Italy
see >1500 new cases in Lombardy alone
shit is completely fucked

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>mfw you haven't left your place in 1 month
No but seriously, how many cases are there in both Italy and America right now? It seems the wait two weeks bro is finally activating

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is this actually the end of the world?

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third death in Germany

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We were overdue for this. We overstayed our welcome with the Haber-Bosch process.

It's gonna be 100 by Friday screencap this

Best chink pop control plan so far

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Absolutely based.
Humanity asked for this.

It doesn't cause lung damage unless you stay in ICU for extended periods of time.

Finland seems to have contained the virus. I estimate 100 cases to be the absolute peak

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>3.4% mortality rate
with treatment
(if you're not one of the first, you're not getting treatment)

nO jpy wtfffffff

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WHEN DID THAT HAPPENED
AUSTRALIA WAS 15 LAST TIME I CHECKED

>50 infected
>50% asymptomatic or untested
>most with mild symptoms would not be detected
>Doubling time 3.5 days
50 officially infected in a city means at least 1,600 infected and in a city

>wir haben platz
>refugees rebuilt Germany after the pandemic
>it's ok to rename Deutschland into Almanyya Islamic Republic

age?

She won’t take any euro corona refugees but what if they’re African?

No, it's only the first step of the End of the World.

45% of burgers over 45 are obese

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I live in a very small town in the South and people are being very careful about this, even the boomers, and I didn't expect it. My father has a little minimarket, he has to wear a mask (FFP3) and gloves to work and almost all the clients are wearing masks too and respecting all the rules (no contact, no handshakes, no crowds, etc). The streets are almost completely empty, too and it's all very quiet except for a few cars.

We don't live in the city and there's a lot of old people here, but at least they're not acting retarded.

As we know it, probably.
This is the beginning of a literal New World Order.

>two weeks
Kek, good luck with that average.
This will spread faster and faster.

my sides

>coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html
works for me with waterfox

It's been going up steadily over the last 2 weeks.
>2 weeks

dumb bull we’re in the trap state right now

>Mehr Informationen soll es am Nachmittag geben

> health care overwhelmed
> immediate raise in CFR

God, I love being right. Yas Forums knew about everything over a month in advance. I've been monitoring this shit since the middle of january

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based braindead boomer

Hi see here, www dot doh dot gov dot ph/2019-nCov
Also, the more days past the fewer people I see on the streets, also schools have been closed till march 14. Another thing is that our mayor maybe considering to have a lockdown as well as the surrounding cities, reasoning is that further have the lockdown be more effective

What happened to country counts, especially the non-Chinese cases (deaths)

Friendly reminder that the virus will evolve and mutant into a less deadly form, in a year this will be no more than a variation of the common cold.

There is no evolutionary advantage for a virus to be both highly contagious and deadly, that combination burns itself out quickly. We will be over the worst of it in a month.

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>FIRST DEATH IN ALBANIA
FIRST DEATH IN ALBANIA


balkanweb.com/lajmi-i-fundit-shenohet-viktima-e-pare-nga-kronavirusi-nderron-jete-e-moshuara-ne-durres/

balkanweb.com/lajmi-i-fundit-shenohet-viktima-e-pare-nga-kronavirusi-nderron-jete-e-moshuara-ne-durres/

YO ANY VIDEOS OF ITALY GETTING FUCKED BY THE VIRUS ?!

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shut up and keep on dropping >:[

>Top countries struggle to detect cases
Imagine the state of africa rn

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Looking forward to what flavour his posts are when he's infected, the mental gymnastics of denial will be hilarious.

oh very neat looking mountain where is it

whos the autist that actually got this url I fucking love it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Keeps mentioning that the old people were VERY SICK
>Because he himself is a boomer in boomer denial about him being a prime target
>But all he really cares about is his stocks

i want to see him continue doubling down until the end. it gives me sustenance

Switzerland authorities have said they will stop „counting individual cases“ and instead use a system that‘s already in place called sentinella. Only around 200 family doctors are taking part in this reporting system and it is used to track „sicknesses not obligatory to report“.
Yeah, we are so ROYALLY fucked.

shn.ch/region/kanton/2020-03-11/645-corona-infizierte-in-der-schweiz-erster-fall-in-schaffhausen

Thank you for taking the muslim cleric shit out of the OP. All I fucking asked.

I retract the negative shit I said about Argentina.

Provided they have enough tests even

Happened over the last few days.
We're still not testing everybody, possible to get turned away if you haven't come into contact with a confirmed case or travelled.

I'm considering starting to prep in a few months, any recommendations for items to pick up?

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IN FINLAND PEOPLE THAT SHARE THE SAME HOUSEHOLD WITH A QUARANTINED PERSON HAS NO RESTRICTIONS ON THEIR DAILY LIFE AND ARE NOT TESTED IN FINLAND. QUARANTINED PEOPLE CAN ALSO GO OUTSIDE AS LONG AS THEY AVOID HUMAN CONTACT AND INTERACTION.
>IN FINLAND PEOPLE THAT SHARE THE SAME HOUSEHOLD WITH A QUARANTINED PERSON HAS NO RESTRICTIONS ON THEIR DAILY LIFE AND ARE NOT TESTED IN FINLAND. QUARANTINED PEOPLE CAN ALSO GO OUTSIDE AS LONG AS THEY AVOID HUMAN CONTACT AND INTERACTION.
IN FINLAND PEOPLE THAT SHARE THE SAME HOUSEHOLD WITH A QUARANTINED PERSON HAS NO RESTRICTIONS ON THEIR DAILY LIFE AND ARE NOT TESTED IN FINLAND. QUARANTINED PEOPLE CAN ALSO GO OUTSIDE AS LONG AS THEY AVOID HUMAN CONTACT AND INTERACTION.
>IN FINLAND PEOPLE THAT SHARE THE SAME HOUSEHOLD WITH A QUARANTINED PERSON HAS NO RESTRICTIONS ON THEIR DAILY LIFE AND ARE NOT TESTED IN FINLAND. QUARANTINED PEOPLE CAN ALSO GO OUTSIDE AS LONG AS THEY AVOID HUMAN CONTACT AND INTERACTION.
IN FINLAND PEOPLE THAT SHARE THE SAME HOUSEHOLD WITH A QUARANTINED PERSON HAS NO RESTRICTIONS ON THEIR DAILY LIFE AND ARE NOT TESTED IN FINLAND. QUARANTINED PEOPLE CAN ALSO GO OUTSIDE AS LONG AS THEY AVOID HUMAN CONTACT AND INTERACTION.

panic MOAR

no espanol senor

Mozzarella firedoggo

I don't understand user, everybody is acting like nothing is happening. Government doing jack shit about this. Talked to my brother 10 min ago, he is still parroting "just a flu bro". Show him what's going on in Italy and he just said "lol those exaggerated italians, they must be covering up some scandal". Told him about health care system getting overrun and he didn't seem to give a shit either. Why are normies just pretending nothing happens?

I unironically hope they shut down soon. Keeping factories open and people working is going to become an excessive risk, no matter how much Confindustria wants to milk us dry.

A life of hardships in the fields and less modern insanity are quite alluring instead of the perspective of dying for a Jew’s fatturato.

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Call me crazy, but this is the perfect population control mechanism.
>Life expectancy plummets, since old people go KO
>No more retirees
>Also people with chronic diseases die as well
We are going back to the kind of demographic that was the norm in the 1800s, albeit with less kids per family.

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Dunno. I'm not the Argie who keeps track.

>„sicknesses not obligatory to report“.
You mean community acquired pneumonia with unknown cause isn't one?

Yeah its amazing what simply connecting a bunch of people capable of completely free speech and a lack of truth for the authorities can figure out.

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This dumb motherfucker will still be gurgling "Nothingburger!" when he's dying in the ICU with his lungs filled with fluid.

>no masks stocked up in house
>lotsa tp and food stocked up
hmmmmmmmm i work industrial so i never interact directly in the bug city

I like my chances.

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Can that idiot stop comparing H1N1 with this?
Wasn't he one of the faggots telling people that H1N1 was a hoax way before all of this exploded?

Third person in my state got infected bros. In their 30’s, critical condition but had no underlying health problems prior

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Someone please post the spike in German infected, my best friend is a German NPC who doesn't believe anything outside lügenpresse

know the feel man nothing better than getting vindicated

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Close your borders, you dumb fucks. My country is full of cucks and won't do anything until others do it first. We wouldn't have even closed the border with Italy if Austria didn't do it first. CLOSE BORDERS! REEEEEEEEEEE

t. Bought the ath boomer

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No, that's not how viruses work.

Same in switzerland. If you had contact to a confirmed person, you should „observe for symptoms for 5 days“, then you‘re „in the clear“. How can they be so stupid??

even if it became less deadly, would it still cause sterility?

so you want to die of hunger

Based

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It's the same as that boomer who called people whose homes were foreclosed losers

He was seething that $6 trillion disappeared from the global stock market

Oh shit, did you moved out already from urban hellscape? I am currently somewhere in quiet rural town. Hope you won't catch that kung flu.

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I wouldn't describe the Chinks as human, but I suppose our hubris for using them as slaves instead of exterminating them deserves to be punished.

sauce

Could be chinese whispers

well...sounds like vacation will become interesting.

Yes it is retard, and we have already seen variation in the L and S strains, one being less deadly than the other. Evolution will select for strains that infect but do not kill or cause serious symptoms.

AAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS COUNTRY. THE LEFT AND RIGHT ARE FIGHTING OVER THE FUCKING HOSPITAL BUDGET

miyougisan in gunma. very nice energy there and good hiking

>that combination burns itself out quickly
>once everyone is dead
You forgot that part about how massively contagious deadly diseases eventually stop spreading.

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Thank you my good sir.
Wow, like fucking clockwork. Moving the goalpost further and further away. Just keep coping Bill, just keep cooping
>I love being right.
Being right, with the right people as well. Hope you have enough stashed away, shit's gonna be played out like a long game

Small town are based 'cause everybody knows everyone and there's a real sense of community.

>AS LONG AS THEY AVOID HUMAN CONTACT AND INTERACTION

So a normal day in Finland?

I see you're a r_collapse regular as well.

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I am a ruralfag in an agricultural community, what do you say?

fox9.com/news/minnesota-confirms-3rd-coronavirus-case-person-in-their-30s-in-critical-condition

A tombstone

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Is it to late to prep?

Ask those idiots in charge pls because apparently they know so much better

swiss gov have been nothing but useless in this matter. You either chose to go to work/school and get infected or lose ur job/education for not showing up...

Greece has closed all schools with only 89 cases yet here its okay to keep going with nearly 700 already

I can't wait for him to get the coronavirus.

We helped build the chink empire, we burn in fever as well.
Paying for sins is never easy.

PLEASE NUKE SWITZERLAND OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
I HATE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH

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Evolution doesn't follow a goal. A virus that kills slowly is just as viable as one that does nothing.

>Prep in a few months

user.... I....

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There are no deaths from the virus! That would be racist! Stop calling it the Wu-Flu! It's not the China virus! It's Covid-19! And it's not a pandemic, listen to the WHO!! RACYISS!!! REEEEEEEEEEE

Look at the bright side. They'll all get it and die.

i say where do you get your fertilizer

our government is hesitant because they're hoping they can still salvage the tourist season
we're all going to die kek

lol. switzerland is the new iran

I really need a job so I can pay off the £8k credit card debt I have. Stop getting everyone to panic. I'll never be able to find a job in a recession AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If there is food at the store than it's not too late.

Pretty sure Switzerland wasn't expecting to be in the top ten on the leaderboard for this one.
Which is how you get to be in the top ten on the leaderboard.

>PLEASE NUKE G*RMANY OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
fify

You in the cities?

Mi smo ga itak že najebal, Hrvate smo prehitel v par dneh

Borders as of now are still not controlled or closed

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NOT THE ECONOMERINO, NOT THE TRUMPERINO STOCKERINO

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Depends. But hurry before panic starts going rampant

How long until remdesivir is locked in as an official treatment? Figure I can avoid the virus until then.

Based swiss

Is this the average boomer american-bros ?

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user what the Christ are you doing, we have trains to Switzerland running, do you value the economy more thwn your own lives?

>30 dead Americans AFTER all the American healthcare capacities were exhausted trying to save thousands of infected
>millions of infected soon
I'm not sure which is worse, boomer cognitive dissonance or boomer dishonesty.

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He’s right. Most of the deaths in America have been in a single nursing home in Washington state.

A single nursing home. Yet we’re supposed to be losing our minds over this?

This is a hit job on Trump to make him look bad in an election year. I want to know if Hillary and Obama had a hand in this.

>es ist ein gesellschafts weiter aufwand corona einzugrenzen.
guys...did austria just decare total war against corona?

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When its price goes down aka never

>Alban
Wait, when did you get your first case in the first place? I must've missed that.

italy has been doing same for weeks cause they dont have the capacity same starting with switzerland still nuke this shit gov can all get infected as far as i care

Operation Tannenbaum when?

An alarm clock?

Brah, I've been neeting ever since I fucking saw this shit from beginning in Jan. 23rd. Regarding about the urban hellscape, I'm just gonna be picturing this as a hunker down never leave your room type of situation, all's good here. You on the other hand, well, let's hope people won't get the idea to go throughout the provinces and find shelter and supplies there

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I'm worried that the WHO hasn't come up with the results from clinical trials yet.
Maybe the side effects aren't that good, I don't know.

Who is this JoJo villain? Why does this faggot gets posted here?

>in a few months

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WHEN DOES THE RIDE STOP
> US IS READY FOR A FUCKING EXPLOSION OF CASES
> WESTERN EUROPE IS FOLLOWING ITALY

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This shit is beyond the usual retardation, i could tolerate berset spewing some damage control bullshit, but handling it this way is just plain unethical.

Fuck Owen Benjamin and his whole trad larper cult. So sick of that dumb douche.

Don't miss this JRE podcast

>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

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>Governments keep trying to protect themselves, their economies and everything but THE PEOPLE THEMSELVES

There is going to be hell to pay when this is all over. Every single government so far has handled this badly and it isn't even a matter of true incompetence. Its a result of bureaucrats and having different goals than their people. No government is actually serving their citizens.

Governments are distinct entities that exist outside of the people. Their first goal is to preserve themselves. Never forget that.

What are the symptoms? Cant find a good source on it

remdesivir is USELESS
The only thing that worked so far is Chloroquine

Looks like un the meridione people tale it a it more serious than we polentoni

O jebem ti mater. Don't you dare blame us when your numbers spike 300x.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Even get turned away if you've been in contact with someone like myself. I self isolated after taking a few flights so chances are we're fucked already.

>Contagious up to 12 days after recovery.

Even with my half assed self isolation I could be infecting people now as couldn't get the time off work

How brainwashed can you actually be?

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lmao slovenski jezik

Don't worry bros it's just a virus.

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Does someone have the 3D print picture of the cat withe surgical mask? I forgot to save it in my CVG folder.

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>no schools were closed
false, schools are often closed when there are flu outbreaks, stupid boomer retard

the gov sure seems to think so. im still going to work and school everyday cause i have no choice.. i tried reasoning with school and work authorities they dont care...

>Third person in my state got infected bros. In their 30’s, critical condition but had no underlying health problems prior
pls no

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>WHEN DOES THE RIDE STOP
at the end of the line

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Arrival of Dajjal is near
Only woke community will understand

Also, imagine not knowing that you close schools to slow the spread, not to protect the children from dying

Washington county so just around the metro. Hoping Hennepin county burns

>March 20th
Based time travelling pastabro.

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>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN
(yes not everyone needs ICU. 10% do.)

Italy (10238/8000 ICUs)
>0-6 days (Locally the medical system is already overrun. Field hospitals are being deployed)
Norway (400/400ICUs)
>1-7 days
Sweden (355/700 ICUs)
>4-10 days
Switzerland (497/ 1000 ICUs)
>5-11 days
Spain (1695/5000 ICUs)
>7-13 days
France (1888/5000 ICUs)
>9-15 days
Netherlands (382/ 1600 ICUs)
>9-15 days
Belgium (267/2000 ICUs)
>12-18 days
UK (383/5000 ICUs)
>15-21 days
Germany (1565/28000 ICUs)
>17-23 days
Luxembourg (5/200 ICUs)
>21-27 days
(updated list march 11 2020)

The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

>METHODOLOGY
We use a median IC stay of 10 days.
We assume 10% of infected need IC.
We use a growth factor of 1.2.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

We compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
(These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

You can google the number of IC beds per country yourself and check my computations.
I will keep updating these numbers.
I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

argiebro baker is a machine.
doing god's work user.

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They also said they will stop counting now

Death.

yes, Italy and China destroyed their economies to make Trump look bad, you figured it out, bravo memeflag

"flu-like" -> pneumonia -> worse

They aren't brainwashed. Boomers will say or do anything to keep their ponzi schemes alive. They are manically trying to beat their repayments to the grave.

Really makes you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, right?

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Styx?

It was pretty boring desu. Nothing of importance was really said about corona chan that isn't known already.

I have at least half the symptoms gonna stroll around town later and infect as many normies as possible :>)

They vary

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Cases per country, anónino

corona quarantine is the only hope i can get for some time off this clownworld, i need one person at work sick and they will send us all to quarantine, then i can play games for 14days, help me coronachan

>surely being a public burden will increase my odds of longevity
LGTSS
>boomers

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>mfw the FUCKING WHONIGGERS TREAT PNEUMONIA AS A MILD CASE

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What was deleted?

That's true, they wouldn't want to infect other people since they all know each other. The problem are the retards who come from other cities, but so far we haven't had problems. My father went to stock up on meds yesterday (almost all the people in my family have some sort of condition, my sister has a weak immune system) and the pharmacy was empty. They were also out of gloves, ethanol, and hand sanitizer.

I'm going with him to buy some stuff wholesale in a neighboring town and they have super strict rules there too.

literally nothing we don't know already

alright guys, have you prepared in terms of:
>the long term
>collapse of society
>taking advantage of you resource availability to attract a mate/s
>an assorted collection of documents needed for the preservation of science and technology
>a farm to produce resources for more than five people

Yes. They are denial incarnate.

we are so fucked bros

I hink it will better by the end. Less corporatism, more cottage industry and creativity in communities. Shorter supply lines and more self reliance.
Less consumer junk, better food as all the obese and diabetic have paid with their lives.
Fewer jobs, which is great unless one is a kike trying to suck out every last drop of blood from the goyim. Better homes to replace unecessary jobs.

True, might redpill some justtheflu-ers though

Yeah, exactly what I was thinking.

>austrian government
>making clear, rational decisions

hawara..

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Oh shit. Would love it too.

> UNCONFIRMED RUMORS
patient in poznan, poland, died and there is a lot of shitstorm going on behind the scenes

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That is incorrect. The WHO and several other sources made it clear pneumonia and shortness of breath were included in mild and the CFR has been reported higher than that as well.

Wasn't pneumonia included as a "mild" symptom

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:D. Some faggot was talking shit without any connection to the thread.

Any update from Italy? Except the Lombardy.

Which region is that user? How's your intensive care situation?

>Dajjal
You should worry more about Ad-Dukhan instead. Nuclear winter soon.

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but not that one, faggot

AHAHAHAAHAH

I don’t have a fever, but I do have a sore throat/stuffy nose, I hope I’m good, never know though. Thank you fellow brother

now it all makes sense...
what's Israel's current state?

>the long term
6 months
>collapse of society
No
>taking advantage of you resource availability to attract a mate/s
Thots can go die
>>an assorted collection of documents needed for the preservation of science and technology
Industrialisation was a mistake.
>>a farm to produce resources for more than five people
I have chickens, everyone else can get fucked.

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My bad. worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-symptoms/ Might want to update this then

Can't wait until this hits the US for real. It's all DRUMPF'S FAULT! ORANGE MAN BAD! And then Trump dies from it (he's been on a flight with someone who's been tested positive). Then they cheer and don't even consider prepping, instead they celebrate the impending victory of their candidate... until they also contract it, panic, riot, then die. Amazing.

strawpoll.me/19517898/r

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Dry cough
Fever
Headache
Muscle pains
Pneumonia
Death

Checked.
Usually, when something gets deleted it was important.