/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1881

► Detected: 120,794 ► Died: 4,365

>NEWS
Spanish Civil Guard keeping people quarantined
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UK health minister tests positive
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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Church cancelled first time since 1800s, priest infected
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Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
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>RESEARCH
Rapidly mutating
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Virus affects blood circulation
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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>REMINDER
Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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>LATEST CASES
10:59: 47 new cases in Belgium.
10:55: 122 new cases in Switzerland.
10:52: 48 new cases in Germany.
10:49: 958 new cases and 63 new deaths in Iran.
10:34: 79 new cases in Bahrain.
10:33: 16 new cases in the Philippines.
10:32: 3 new cases in Vietnam.

>MORE
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JUST IN: Angela Merkel says that experts claim that between 60-70% of the population is likely to be infected by coronavirus.
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>Dead: 4,302
lol, still only 4,302.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,302? Four days? Five days?

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>just in
that's from yesterday

>DAYS UNTIL MEDICAL SYSTEM IS OVERRUN

Italy (10238/8000 ICUs)
>0-6 days (Locally the medical system is already overrun. Field hospitals are being deployed)
Norway (400/400ICUs)
>1-7 days
Sweden (355/700 ICUs)
>4-10 days
Switzerland (497/ 1000 ICUs)
>5-11 days
Spain (1695/5000 ICUs)
>7-13 days
France (1888/5000 ICUs)
>9-15 days
Netherlands (382/ 1600 ICUs)
>9-15 days
Belgium (267/2000 ICUs)
>12-18 days
UK (383/5000 ICUs)
>15-21 days
Germany (1565/28000 ICUs)
>17-23 days
Luxembourg (5/200 ICUs)
>21-27 days
(updated list march 11 2020)

The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

>METHODOLOGY
We use a median IC stay of 10 days.
We assume 10% of infected need IC.
We use a growth factor of 1.2.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

We compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
(These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.)

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

You can google the number of IC beds per country yourself and check my computations.
I will keep updating these numbers.
I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

DAILY REMINDER:

THIS IS NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ARE LINKED EPIDEMICS
>THIS IS NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ARE LINKED EPIDEMICS
THIS IS NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ARE LINKED EPIDEMICS
>THIS IS NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ARE LINKED EPIDEMICS
THIS IS NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ARE LINKED EPIDEMICS
>THIS IS NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC, WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ARE LINKED EPIDEMICS

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When it comes to preparedness, my advice is to have multiples of everything.
Sure, have water in bottles, barrels, tanks if you have space.
Yes, have proper filters, but be ready to filter water with charcoal, loose sand, gravel and a piece of cloth and then boil as a last resort.

Might not apply to everyone's prep situation, but I still think it's worth considering.

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>Only 1 confirmed case in Turkey

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CHINA
IS
A
LIAR

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Songs (vocals only):
Sweet corona:
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Down with the sickness (jazz):
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Hurt:
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Bat flu rising:
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Oats in the water:
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My Sharona:
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Gives you hell:
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Hallelujah:
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Welcome to the jungle (jazz):
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Closer(jazz):
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Alive with the glory of love:
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Skater boy:
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Enter Sandman:
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Frozen
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Heat of the Moment
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City of Lights (TAPE FIVE):
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This is fucked, i thought this was a nothingburger

Gonna rush to the store, hope there's TP left...

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PLACE YOUR BETS!

RED-Confirmed
ORANGE- Likely undeclared cases
YELLOW- Most likely to declare a case next

If you think this map is innaccurate in some way, let me know why & i'll change it.

Let's see if we can meme magic our way into predicting the next country!

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when is the USA going to rise up?
I am asking because lards are the kings of happenings, so once it hits the USA hard, we are going to have the biggest tantrums and stupidity display possible
prove me wrong

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Coof

Japan is proposing changing consumption or sales tax to 0%
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200311/k10012325531000.html

fuck yeah

First cases appeared in the capital of montenegro, tomorrow will be official
Carantine still bot ready
We are fucked

>two British MPs now in isolation

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>3 TSA Screeners test positive in California

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When they start testing
Right now they're testing 5 out of 1 million

Just passing through anons

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I have 57 rolls of toilet paper at home, am I sufficiently prepared?

HOW BAD IS IT GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT.

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China is lying while the US is just testing slow.
If Trump was like Xi, all media would have been censored, tests would be stopped (with governors being threatened if they don't) and he would publicly declare that the US is Corona-free.

>lards are the kings of happenings
absolutely, that's why information is being suppressed in the US

20 bucks on BK being more fucked than they'd ever say

Why isn't the US testing people?

How can the WHO get away with this?

Damn, we're already at 49 cases, the surge of our cases were literally just 2 days ago kekek. We're gonna be joining you guys soon, wait for us

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Does anyone have the face mask comparison pic?

How dangerous is it for me to go to the store, evade everyone by 5 meters and quickly get out again?

futures are crashing

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Welp there goes the uk government - BoJo superspreader on the case.

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It's funny to look at this map, see that 90% of the cases are just the major cities, and realize how enormously the rest of the country must already be seeded where people have zero chance of having been tested.

We asked the WHO
they said "thank you Tariq" and hung up

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>20% of the US population dies from this
>Every insurance company goes tits up because there is no way they can afford to pay out those claims
>Chaos

I'm really interested to see the shekel shuffle that occurs as they try to figure out how to fuck the American people out of what is owed them while at the same time giving money to the people who were supposed to already have it.

I have yet to see a single case of really being "mild" every person that got into a severe case also said they all thought it was mild at first and become worse and worse as time went by,just as well that some had a "recovered" phase , how can we know that the "recovered" we have dont count the ones that were in the "recovered" phase?

Closed-case (dead/recovered) mortality-rate figures as of today:
Italy: 46.57% (Sample Size: 1355)
Spain: 52.24% (Sample Size: 67)
Iran: 9.63% (Sample Size: 3022)
Republic of Korea: 17.94% (Sample Size: 301)
Japan: 9.01% (Sample Size: 111)
Hong Kong SAR: 4.41% (Sample Size: 68)
Mainland China: 4.96% (Sample Size: 63242)
Singapore: 0.00% (Sample Size: 78)

We good. Go back to sleep

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Tax free alcohol? Time to get real drunk and forget the world is burning.

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So what's the fatality rate in US so far? I mean the real dead/recovered ratio not the fake and gay dead/infected ratio.

It's not a pandemic, it's a global epidemic guys

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LOMBARDY NUMBERS
>OVER 1500 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY
>OVER 1500 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY
>OVER 1500 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY
>OVER 1500 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY
>OVER 1500 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY

YESTERDAY THERE WERE ACTUALLY 2400 NEW CASES IN ITALY
>YESTERDAY THERE WERE ACTUALLY 2400 NEW CASES IN ITALY

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Stock market is more important

tfw it's actually happening

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My lungs feel spongy. What does this mean?

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Has been in previous cvg threads, but in german.

It's the store close to your place? I'd be more concerned about lack of provisions

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>yfw he infects all world leaders

Welp, it finally happened. It was only a matter of time

>Walmart announced an emergency leave policy
Should have been standard in the first place. Where the fuck was this when I was immensely ill for nearly a week back in January?

>cant keep my shit together
>told I cannot leave early without facing penalty
>clocked out for a lunch break until my shift ended
>had to make the 40 minute bike ride home
No wonder I collapsed as soon as I stepped inside my walmart dorm

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>Be me at work in leadership position
>Have older dude a little over a year away from retirement.
>Night is wrapping up ask him if he needs anything to help prep for the next crew.
>He says he might be calling off because he feels like he got hit by a truck.
>Heard him having labored breathing earlier in the night.
>Just tell him with all the shit going around not to hesitate and to see a doctor if he thinks he needs to.

Guys...is it happening? Is there a case of corona virus in my workplace? My state has known cases within a 30 minute drive from where I'm at. We've done the math before and we've all agreed it's basically impossible for this thing to not spread everywhere without a large scale quarantine. We've also joked that someone should take one for the team and get it so we get a 2+ week vacation. I'm kinda of scared because I did the math of thinking just for myself and where I went and visited in the last 2 weeks and it's ridiculous thinking of all the possible infections from just everyday life.

>Worlds first human to cockroach transmission.

Does anyone else feel like they want to get infected just to get it over with? It's looking like it might be inevitable for the majority of the population. At least if I got infected now the hospitals are still running and still able to cope, I could get treatment if needed. I don't want to wait until the hospitals are overwhelmed.

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What about the DOW? Can we reach below 20K or what? I'm planning to buy something special once we've gone that down below. Prolly an onaho

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Correct

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Based, coofing on Corbyn

Supermarkets in Australia are rationing bog paper, and are experiencing shortages of other shit.
>pic related

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about 3 minutes of walking

Put them back inside your chest cavity.

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>finrando +19
almost doubling in a day

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>YESTERDAY THERE WERE ACTUALLY 2400 NEW CASES IN ITALY
>>YESTERDAY THERE WERE ACTUALLY 2400 NEW CASES IN ITALY

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It‘s going to go fast. 11 days ago we had 15 cases, now it‘s 500 and 3 dead.

ask again in 2 months
pretty chill right now

Lmao these healthcare officials still think no symptoms mean no infection. We have the same kind of fucking retards here in Finland too who think the same.

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Swedes did this by being such oversocialized fuckers.

>10 NEW CASES SERBIA
10 NEW CASES SERBIA
>10 NEW CASES SERBIA
10 NEW CASES SERBIA

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Good luck, ukrainebro

wagie doesn't even get a proper mask

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>more dead than recovered

This is why we needed widespread testing. Can't even go outside without knowing who has the plague.

This explains why this shit spreads like wildfire considering a 2-3 week incubation.

Bro's, please tell me it's gonna be okay!
I can't wipe with anything less than 4-ply ultra soft peach-scented TP

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Then you are fine, probably.

Ukraine is behind the curve anyway, just don't halfass your prep.

Fuck this country and FUCK CHINA

stormtroppers walk again
what a grand timeline

Has anyone told Iran this is Israel's fault?
I want to believe there's a good chance for war as China recovers while the rest of the world is plunged into a viral lockdown of their own choosing.

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>FEMINIST GOVERNMENT

I give it three or four days before panic fully sets in all over the US. Maybe a week as hospitals get overloaded.

I made this for people here in America idk if its good I've never done something like this

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similar in Amazon.

They usually crackdown on absences like God's Wrath.

But there is a zero questions asked policy for time-off to care for yourself/family.

OBSESSED FUCKING HELL

OBSESSION FOR MEN

TAKE MEDS

IT'S EXPLODING IN ITALY. THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FUCKING 2 DAYS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jews have decided to cull their herd

Absolutely zero effort is being made to actually contain or effectively quarantine any population center, and everyone wants to keep pretending everything is fine (media constantly downplaying with shit like "CASES HAVE STOPPED IN SOUTH KOREA AND CHINA GUYS HAPPENING CANCELLED" in the headlines even while they try to shit on Drumpf for ignoring the problem), so nothing will really start happening until the hospitals start shutting down in a month.

Hapenneing is back on

It's spreading in every damn school because retarded teachers didn't want to stay home sick.

Ive been waiting a long time for this

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>Just opened a letter which came from NRW (German corona epicenter)
FUCK, DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT AND DIDN'T WASH MY HANDS AFTERWARDS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Walmart user... Is that you? Did it get to tou, too?

Swedoids did tests. They were doing more tests in day than we've done in total

Earlier is was announced High School Baseball would be done with no spectators.
This has changed. Now it is cancelled.
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200311/k10012325851000.html

Are we screwed Britbros?

I hope im alive long enough to see gary posting like
>lol, still only 876,567,342 dead
>How many days has it been stuck at 876,567,342 ? Four days? Five days?

F-f-f-f-500? What the hell?