I dont know how much this has been discussed here already but can someone tell me why normalfags keep buying out every toilet paper aisle in Australia? You'd think in a life or death situation shitrag would be a total luxury as opposed to y'know, actual fucking food.
Are people this retarded?
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>Are people this retarded?
Yes.
People here have never experienced adversity, we are completely dependent children and people will cripple under stress and fear if we ever experience a real crisis.
It is easy to fill a shopping cart with
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Because they read or saw a prepper video discussing trade items and plan to trade toilet paper. Not realizing all the other normies did the same and the preppers don't need theirs.
aus womyn gotta keep their butt clean 4 big moari caulk when shit hits the fan
Most people buy toilet paper on an as-needed basis, with a stock that might only last a week or two. Many families will be voluntarily quarantined for 2 weeks if affected, meaning that if your family is affected one at a time, you shouldn't leave your house until two weeks after the last symptoms present. Yes TP is a commodity but if you're discouraged from leaving your house, it may become necessary.
Not everyone likes canned food.
But everyone uses toilet paper, it has a shelf life of forever and is cheap, so buying up loads of it doesn't really have any drawbacks
Also don't underestimate the factor of Asian scalpers
corona makes you shit your ass off for weeks.
Venezuela was a preshow
Because people are retarded. One person probably saw another person stocking up and then someone else saw that person doing it and then people hear there are stock shortages so everyone starts panic buying because they think it's important. Humans really are that fucking stupid. Individuals can be intelligent and incredible beings but a group of them are lemmings.
Fucking dumb cunts, I genuinely just wanted to do some regular grocery shopping the other day and get a regular amount of toilet paper only to find it fucking sold out everywhere.
Damon?
I know one person who actually did admit to stocking up a years worth of tp. He is a npc with asbergers. He seemed very proud of his endeavour, almost like it was a check mate move.
I dunno i guess if the shit hits the fan he can eat it.
>almost like it was a check mate move
You'll see soon. He's already won
Bidet chads rise up
The toilet paper thing is most likely being pushed because it's a semi-necessity and it's extremely easy to buy a store out of TP as opposed to other goods. It only takes a few retards buying 300$ worth of TP to empty an aisle. Lack of TP causes a few things:
>lack of comfort
>suspicion that something bad is happening and that you might need to buy it
So all a group would have to do to create a run on TP and put the nation on edge is get about 100 people to go out and mass buy the shit. Normal people will react by spreading the panic and continuing the process. It's just to put people on edge and create the illusion of panic.
Got a bidet too. But what do you use to pat your ass dry?
Haven't you heard? Toilet paper is the new bitcoin
Hair dryer
Typical TV conditioning.
>he doesn't know toilet paper is going to be the new currency of the post-apocalyptic world
wealth beyond measure, outlander
Why not take the hysteria further by encouraging people to use tissues instead of dunny paper?
Imagine the block pipes it would cause
Front yard garden hose to clean & portable propane stove to dry.
>no one is stockpiling tampons
I'm going to be rolling in pussy come doomsday. Enjoy your shits, virgins.
>he doesn't know people can just wash their arseholes with water
stock your bottlecaps bois
I'm already imagining a mad max remake but instead of water and fuel scarcity, bikers killing for fucking toilet rolls
I'll always participate in a good bank run.
I don’t get it either, and it isn’t just here but yes you fucking muzzies down under and Norway etc too, it must be some sort of human stress response. It’s like some weird nesting behavior
because they are smart.
>it's cheap
>keeps things sanitary
>can store forever
>prepped people don't have to expose themselves to soon-to-be-infected-dumbfucks like you on a weekly basis during a viral pandemic to buy their weekly ration of govt approved number TP rolls and cups of rice.
people with your mindset are the ones who will be dying.
>good riddance
has anyone noticed most the conflict occurring from the toilet paper fights in shops are from women? lol
Me mate and I have been saying it for ages. It's a literal fabricated syndrome from some form of FEV. It's in the meat.
I bought extra last night because everyone else is buying it and supply lines can't keep up. Call me dumb if you want but it doesn't matter how smart I am if everyone else is thinking the same thing
I'm thinking we should all buy out some item world wide.. something random that won't cost much and stores don't stock much of.
Normies are retarded. Period.
Isnt Australia mainly inhabited around the coast? Just go to the beach to shit and clean your ass in natures bidet aka the sea.
Because women use about 20x more toilet paper than men. I bought a pack of TP last summer and I'm halfway though it. Live with a woman and that shit is gone in a few months.
Canned chick peas
kek
This.
I live with 3 women and its insane how much toilet paper they use.
Something widely used but underrated, like earbuds or plastic forks
They use more because they built up like 30 layers before swiping their asses with it.
corona-chan will turn every single one of us into a poo in loo, kafkaesque dare i say
>Are people this retarded?
Yes, yes they are.
OP, everyone is panicking
The media played up the panic in a clever way by making NPC's think they're going to run out of toilet paper, which is mostly a useless item in a pandemic. Rather than hoarding food, medicine, masks, fuel, etc. the NPC's are hoarding... toilet paper
It is an indication of both how much power the media/news has, and how fucking stupid the average person is.
Subconsciously they are shitting themselves.
That's my non practioner of psychology take.
Maybe jung wrote a chapter about it?
Did the Chinese start the hoarding? I have heard that Chinese have a history of being TP hoarders
Because people aren't buying supplies to prepare for a literal apocalypse like you retards. They're just planning on being stuck at home for a few weeks. Why would anyone ever not stock up on toilet paper? Its cheap, light, easily stored, and you'll be really unhappy without it. Anyone who just buys a few rolls of toilet paper at a time is a moron anyway, you save money buying in bulk and tp will increase in price in the future so why not buy it now?
You’re applying logic to normie’s actions.
It’s your fault.
Buying toilet paper is a release of normie’s anxiety and stress, it has nothing to do with survival.
Yes I also go through 300+ rolls in a couple weeks.
Thanks user. Gonna fap to my huge pile of TP now.
Most toilet paper is from china and they haven't started to manufacture again. toilet paper bought now was already on a ship or in a warehouse so until toilet paper manufacturing begins again in china we will be in deep shit.
OP so you know you cannot buy a roll in florida now. over the weekend I saw a guy on the side of the road selling toilet paper out of a trailer and it cause a traffic back up so many people were in queue
Stop making sense you obvious TP shill.
People need to be buying up perishables so we can really get this global collapse going.
Just went shopping. Picked up a basket, went around grabbing all the usual stuff plus one extra, and got two bags of rice. Got told I could only have one, apologized for not knowng the new rules. They're not kidding about increasing security either, a bit of polite conversation had the cashier telling me all about how people are yelling and threatening the personnel because they are out of stock or they are trying to buy up the store's supply and won't back down, so police get called to forcibly remove them.
It's hectic out there cunts.
Australia manufactures toilet paper
Absolute degenerates.
>washes hands that contact slightest amount of dirt
This is normal!
>wipes shit off anus, smearing it all over wads of paper, leaving both left over shit and odor all over rectal area.
This is normal!
Try cleaning your hands by wiping them with dry paper and realize how low your IQ is.
>99.8% recovery rate for people under 50
>comparable to the common fucking flu
>the flu kills more people
I genuinely can't believe how retarded the masses are. Don't worry, the media will tell you to care about something else soon enough anyway and move on from this like Kony 2012 David Hogg gun control school shooting Greta Thunberg Climate Change Iran Native American MAGA drum. you're mentally enslaved
have 20rolls for 2 people. Literally dont see reason to have more. approx 3 shits daily, each roll around 15 shits. 100 days easy.
Florida man, at it again, huh?
>go to hardware store, buy 50lbs of large smooth river stones
>Wipe ass with rocks, place shit rocks in bucket of water so they don't stink up the house
>Dump shit rocks in your yard, wash with hose and spray with bleach water
>Return clean rocks to the bathroom
>Infinite ass wiping material for the apocalypse
>normies
>capable of independent thought
lmao you're a fucking retarded idiot. I sincerely wished there was a brutal punishment by nigger rape to all preppers after everyone stops caring about all this
Damn straight
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