AUS/POL/ - Would you? Edition

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That's what you cunts get for not archiving shit ever. I will never give murdoch clicks

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transport.tas.gov.au/road/projects/bridgestrengtheningworks201920
rms.nsw.gov.au/projects/index.html
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youtu.be/sbhLN5XVjw8
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FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK CHINKS

the bf

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Italy passes 10,000 infections

the gf

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the daily ride

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>first case of coronavirus in Geelong
>it's at the shopping centre I go to daily
>I was there both days the person was working at Coles
Is this it? Is this how it ends?

twitter.com/GamerdoPro2156/status/1236855309970190336
Fuck gooks.

who hate women?

Corona is not even real it’s a scam

My car.

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user, you'll be fine. Go to the doctor's office. The kill rate at the moment is apparently 5%.

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Low iq faggot who uses this board as his personal army. I could post my lips wrapped around your mother's cunt and if you confronted me I would shoot you in the face with a rusty pistol, faggot.

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being a neet for 2 years is finally paying off lads, what should i spend my 5 hundo on?

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If any of you have had a bad experience on an online date, our ABC would like to know about it:

abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/crowdsourced-dating-app-investigation/12038936

PS5

Chainlink

Me.

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user, your reflection is showing.

no personal armies here, go sodomise yourself with that dragon dildo next to your monitor

Fuck, damn. People have been trolling the shit out of him and it's just all round kekkers.

20th march lots of bridges being renovated all over the country... till 20th April... a month,same amount of time on small bridges and big bridges doesn't make sense
lockdown choke points?
there is also many nightly road closures throughout Australia that coincide with 20th of march including train stations and bus stops
the peons have orders to ignorantly close shit causing the capillary roads to be covertly cut off with equipment on site prior to lock down.
makes me feel 20th march nightfall is lock down day for alot of cities
wouldnt be surprised if alot of the works that don't overlap with the 20th will still have equipment on site "left there"
there was also a guy stating "4th of march lockdown Melbourne..." but i reckon that was simply his interpretation of supply chain organization instructions
it did however coincide with corona virus detainment policy being revealed and the many bridge closure signs coming up
transport.tas.gov.au/road/projects/bridgestrengtheningworks201920 rms.nsw.gov.au/projects/index.html traffic.sa.gov.au/
anecdote source "people have noticed alot of holes and excavators near big towns, beef being bought out, cargo planes where they shouldnt be"
they simply dont have the man power to lock the people in without the people..
doomed by lollipop sign cunts

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I WILL POAST YOUR FACE EVERY BREAD

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The greasy fuck is back. Kill em, lads.

Yas Forums is fucked

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look, sometimes it happens.

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I shouldn't have to pay whores for sex just because of my poor personality, I am better looking than 95% of men. Whores should WANT my dick, even if they've already had multiple clients prior during the day. Why should I have to pay money for some whore to receive the pleasure of having sex with somebody as good looking as myself? This is infuriating.

Considering upgrading my pc but might wait to see more details on the ps5

Already have a fat stack but might buy more if it dips significantly

BASED

see

Yeah some fuckin bitch catfished me. She had fuckin filters on to make her skin less dark, I get there and she's some fucking brown bitch
Spewin
Fuckin made up some excuse and left

I am going to bet it on paki cricket

Europe is so fucked lol

Fingered this bird in a nightcub last night

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it's a good test of how the pollies and universities will fuck this country over when the real thing happens tho

What's fucked is that I can go a rum right now but I can't fucking buy a bottle at this fuckin time of night in this fucking shit state

Show fingers.

Can any of you virgins do this?

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>Fuckin made up some excuse and left
"I don't fuck niggers"
The only excuse that would have been acceptable.

I fingered Hex in a nightclub this morning

most uninspiring gaming purchase I have ever made was the PS4.

Who else/BigDickPlayer/?

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>wrinkly as fuck mate

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What's this shit?
youtu.be/sbhLN5XVjw8

>buy chainlink
>at $6
not going to go much higher than that, especially with 1 billion coins

Is that Hex? I wish I could.

Consensual??

Nuke Italy.

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who's taking the photo, or are you pissing free style?

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>I fingered Hex in a nightclub this morning
Did your finger smell like my coom ?
Or did you finger her box?

it's the bf pissing, user is taking the photo and making the target

Lying cunt

shut up bajo, we all know you are an orbiter

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Stop posting on the floor you drunk

Gave her the barracuda

Who hasn't?

Can do this too

Jelly?

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Look at that ffuckin dude's forehead
Haha

You certainly missed a lot at the start.

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not so impressive then.
thought it could have been a solo act.

nah she's the only lying cunt round here

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DID ANY OF YOU GUYS JUST SEE THIS ON THE GAYBC NEWS?

Geelong... Fuck thats down the road.

Fuck you, bet you can't do this either

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where the prepperpill guy?
i gotta know what food to buy

based
fuck jannies

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I'm not even going to try to out compete you there, user.

FUCK ITS REAL

based

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1. by the angle of that stream it's not even going in the bowl.
2. having all those "mates" in the shitter with you. I think I get the picture.

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Yeah here's the one bf took of me

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who wife basher?

Links are for chinks, anyway... give me a stimulus or I'll cough.

Fucking best post I've seen in these threads in days.

(((You)))

sexy

I remember I made this Greta pic, kek.
Would you?

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I still don't understand why you are so angry with me.

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What the fuck is this thread

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would you

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Did the same thing recently too mate. Feel duped.

who rapist?

pasta grannies btfo...

also lads, notified by work some cunt 3 floors up is self isolating. should i just hug my kids and hunker down?
carlton vic, btw. Stay home melb anons.