/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1880

Petition to rename these generals to Wuhan Flu General, Chinese Flu General, Kung Flu General, or China Virus General.

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>Anonymous (ID: ULUtI3w8) 03/11/20(Wed)05:44:22 No.247492050▶
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ummm.... boys?

we will win

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>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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Why did you do this you fucking mutt.

I AM PISSED I WORE MY N95 ON THE BUS TODAY AND SOME GIRLS WERE LAUGHING AT ME
I HATE YOU POL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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fuck it i had a good run

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Virus was engineered in China, 2 strains, 1 weak and 1 strong. The idea was to infect China itself THEN the world:
This way, once all goes to shit overseas, they can say “well we got hit first, can’t be us!” and get away with it (else they’d be glassed by many countries).
Strategy didn’t go as planned and both strains got released in China...

- Prove me wrong -

>>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
Someone post that unlisted Gates Foundation YT video from a year ago that shows a virus spread simulation stemming from China

Even if it is as big of a deal as some people are making it out to be, do you not have faith in your own body to be able to best a (potentially engineered) virus?

I wont be exposed anyway but I know if I was I would get over it in a day, probably just get diarrhoea one time and that'll be the only effect. As if my immune system would be pathetic enough to not recognize and deal with a potential threat efficiently.

>only Asian

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Tfw OP is Gary posting.

Why didn't you coof on them?

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

WHY DO WE HAVE 5 DIFFERENT THREADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Blegh, I don't care anymore. I'm gonna order a Big Mac.

>33
Someone check if the Corona virus Hotspot are along the infamous 33rd parallel

NIGGER ITS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD! ALL OF Yas Forums SHOULD BE ABOUT THIS HSIT

because jannies and mods are GAYYYYY

So when are they going to quarantine Germany? I want to work at home. One neighbor had contracted that shit so why don't they give a fuck?

Why would you say that? Viruses always spread first to competitor's industrial hubs and annoying ally's regime epicenter.
Geography, interconnectivity, commercial and ethnic links have nothing to do with it.

WE DONT NEED 5 DIFFERENT /CVG/ THREADS AT THE SAME TIME

Why do you even care man? Corona is scared of poojeets

Wew

So what do you think is the real death count? China was pretty embarrassed to say there was even an issue until people started broadcasting how bad it was and getting disappeared. I doubt they'd want to share the real numbers even after this long.

because leafs and straylians

WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT? THE WORLD WILL LITERALLY CEASE TO BE BY THE ELECTIONS

Trust a fucking mutt to doom the world.
Fucking piece of shit. Hope your death is particularly painful. Cunt.

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BASED

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My uni is cancelling events and meetings with the teachers. They havent commented on closing the university even though the Bayern Ministry of Education and Science said they need to postpone the opening of the summersemester'20 by a month.

No one is immune friend, even if they were, this is needless human suffering and people will suffer and die needlessly for this.

When India gets to Italy tier BS, its going to be a lottery about who can get a ventilator.

Last thread was #1880 leaf pay attention next time
Other ones was some faggot memeflag making a thread back to back with no regards of if his thread even reached a quarter of the way to bump limit

We need more gets

THIS FAGGOT LITTLE VIRUS WONT CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD
>maybe 100m+ deaths and a huge recession tho

because its littery just corona or cooomer threads today.

Meh, why would i say that?
- Chins was ALREADY in trouble economically before the virus took hold
- muh USA / China trade war
- USA is actually prime target because of its expensive and uncovered health services (get in for surgery, get out with a massive debt)
- China was already preparing for war anyway
- China and Russia were both stockpiling gold until very recently (unusually high amounts of it). But that might have been because they knew about oil price war coming up (we’re in the middle of it now)

Take my aged coworkers first. As long as I outlast them I'll accept my fate.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GUYS A CORONAVIRUS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IT'S OVER

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There's no way of hiding a virus death count on a global scale. You would need to have everyone involved from the entire staff of hospitals to morgues and relatives of the deceased.

No corona-chan? Pathetic.

Turkey is either lying and will get it very soon. Albania has it and Albania and turkey are constantly up each other's asses

Nice

what is even happening in china anymore? i feel like the whole country went dark

>wear my mask again
>boomers chuckle
>cough
>*laughter stops*
Are NPCs really that retarded?
I mean I've seen some dumb shit but this doublethink is insane

How bad is the red zone really Fren ?

What about the 'doctor reports' of 20 year olds getting and 404-ing to pneumonia ?

16 more cases in the Philippines, total is now 49

Don't forget China's numbah wan when Xi is dead. He's the glownigger's favorite and famous as the SARS firefighter.

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More people die in an hour than have died in the entirety of this stupid fucking virus. Shut up

checkin these tripples

turk roaches have been visited by Coronachan.

Schools, cinemas, museums, etc. closed in Poland from Monday.

allright which one of you pastabros did this

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reminder to ignore all memeflag threads

you're the first on corona-chan's list
my second get says so

>3/8 to 3/9 one less death
Did someone resurrect?

CHANCES YOU WILL DIE FROM THE FOLLOWING CAUSES

Lightning, 1 in 84,000
Legal execution, 1 in 97,000
Dog attack, 1 in 120,000
Fireworks, 1 in 386,000

...

COVID19, 1 in 1,000,000

Literally nothing

Put me in the screencap.

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About 20,000 people died in the past few months from the flu, compared to about 5,000 from Corona-chan. It's literally the flu but not as bad lmao

that was in belgium

lol imagine not living in america

Low millions dead in China, with 100s of millions infected.
Rest of the world its just getting started, but there are obviously unattributed deaths where people have not been tested prior to passing.

Intervirion Fusion. HIV-luc(ACE2) (500 ng of p24) was mixed with 1,000 ng of p24 of HIV-gfp particles incorporating ASLV-A envelope, SARS-CoV S protein, or both envelopes in PBS at 4°C for 30 min to allow binding. Samples were raised to 37°C for 15 min to allow for conformational rearrangements. Virions were adjusted to the desired pH with 0.1 M citric acid. PBS, TPCK-trypsin (final concentration 10 μg/ml), CTSL, cathepsin B (CTSB) (final concentrations 2 μg/ml) or CTSL buffer alone was then added. Recombinant CTSL (R & D Systems) was preactivated by incubation for 15 min at 10 μg/ml in 50 mM Mes, pH 6.0, on ice. Recombinant CTSB (R & D Systems) was preactivated in 25 mM Mes, 5 mM DTT, pH 5.0, for 30 min at 25°C. After a 10-min incubation at 25°C, proteolysis was halted by the addition of 300 μl of DMEM10 containing leupeptin (25 μg/ml) and STI (75 μg/ml). Virions were then incubated at 37°C for 30 min to allow membrane fusion. 100 μl of the virion mixture was added in quadruplicate to HeLa-Tva cells pretreated for 1 h with leupeptin (20 μg/ml). The cells were spin-infected and incubated at 37°C for 5 h

Personally the whole lockdown isn't really affecting me because I'm a basement hermit anyways, but normies are seething and raging like they never did before, which is honestly hilarious.
And yes, some 18-20 year old guys end up in the ICU, though it's like a very small percentage.

Daily reminder that this it he day the JFK LARPer made his "prophetic" call.

thelocal.it/20200131/italy-suspends-all-china-flights-after-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-in-rome

>The Italian government announced it was suspending all flights between Italy and China and declared a state of emergency in the country after doctors confirmed two Chinese tourists in Rome had tested positive for the coronavirus.

>1 in 60,000 have some virus
>maybe 1/30 of those will die
>OH NOOO THE END IS NIGGGH
stfu

>proof that italians arent white

They’re desperately trying to make everyone believe it’s under control and that they’re back in business as usual.
Also, the internet censorship is the worst it’s ever been there, to prevent people from posting videos like the ones we used to see on Twitter

[this user died from covid19]

Roll for fireworks, looks cool to be hit by it from a mile away

Your chances of dying of this are like 0.005% assuming 40,000 die kys faggots

Well other countries numbers are moving even slower than the ccp reported numbers. It's hard to say.
Then again everyone else had more of a warning than chyna.
Numbers are probably underreported, but the larping faglords going on about millions of dead bodies hidden are making it much harder to take all this shit seriously.
I'd say at most 10k dead in China and 500k infected.

Didn't expect a humane answer to my sarcastic question lol

Grab all the wine you can and destillate your own desinfection and if you can produce in large scale, hand it out to your people

This is a reminder to touch things in public like door handles, railings, etc.
This is a reminder to touch your face, nose and eyes
This is a reminder to quit washing your hands like some paranoid faggot
Stop being a little bitch

nytimes.com/2020/03/11/business/coronavirus-corporate-debt.html
>As Coronachan spreads for you, halting factories from China to Italy, sending stock markets plunging and prompting fears of a worldwide recession, historic levels of corporate debt threaten to intensify the economic damage
>“We have been always saying that we are sitting on top of an unexploded bomb, but we don’t know what is going to trigger it,” “Can the coronavirus be a trigger? We don’t know. Maybe.”
>By the end of 2019, total outstanding debt among corporations other than financial institutions had surged to a record $13.5 trillion worldwide
>corporate borrowing also helps explain why the U.S. Federal Reserve last week opted to drop interest rates, and why the European Central Bank is expected to follow suit on Thursday
>Since 2008, corporations worldwide have issued about $1.8 trillion in new bonds each year, a pace roughly double the previous seven years
>IMF warned that a shock only half as severe as the global financial crisis would put nearly 40 percent of total corporate debt at risk, meaning that companies would not be able cover their payments with earnings alone
> This means we have an accumulated level of fragility in the economy which can be exposed very easily to real shocks.”
> “This is exactly the type of thing that can trigger a chain reaction,” “The vulnerability in the corporate debt market has been building up for a very long time.”
archive.is/PXWRX

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1 week ago, boomers at my work:
>”ITS JUST A FLU BLAAAAARGGHHH STUPID PEOPLE PANIC BUYING IDIOTS”

5 mins ago, boomers at my work:
>”dear lord I better start buying pasta, the shelves were empty last night!”

Boomers can suck a dick d e s u

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i just got my life back together i was gonna make it in the big leagues anons... have a job, go to school..... fuck this gay earth we will all cooof in the end

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you can't go outside without a valid reason and only with a written permission, eg go to work. and as of now no deaths occurred to people below 50.

Nigga we're going to have 33 million deaths, summer or heat won't stop the virus it'll continue

>There are people in this here very thread that still haven't prepped

CONFESS

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lol cheng. whey u on a meme board then?

Memeflag is shilling tranny songs about corona too.

why you post this in every fucking cvg you fuckin nigger

> This but unironically
Life had just gotten good for me

More people die in an hour than have died in the entirety of this stupid fucking virus. Shut up.

SARS-CoV entry into target cells is initiated by engagement of its cellular receptor, angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2) by spike (S) glycoprotein (3). Subsequent infection is sensitive to inhibitors of endosomal acidification such as ammonium chloride (4–6), suggesting that SARS-CoV requires a low-pH milieu for infection. On the other hand, S protein can mediate cell–cell fusion at neutral pH (3, 4), indicating that S protein-mediated fusion does not include an absolute requirement for an acidic environment. Given these discordant findings, we hypothesized that cellular factors sensitive to ammonium chloride, such as pH-dependent endosomal proteins, may play a role in mediating SARS-CoV entry.

Happening cancelled.
Projections said we should be at millions of deaths, yet we are at 4k.

Are we going to have generals about cooking with your prep supply next?

GARY

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Based.

About 20,000 people died in the past few months from the flu compared to about 5,000 from Corona-chan. It's literally the flu but not as bad lmao

meant to be going there for a few days in july, travel insurance doesn't cover pandemics so have little choice

Daily reminder to grab as many lolis, hebes and shotas to trade in the post apocalyptic cunny coom cartel
Get your COOMbunkers ready lads.

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Check. Go Corona!

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Given these discordant findings, we hypothesized that cellular factors sensitive to ammonium chloride, such as pH-dependent endosomal proteins, may play a role in mediating SARS-CoV entry.

>be shifting wagecuck
>need go back to my wagie life
>commutes in public
>only have 7 n95 mask in stock
How badly fucked am I?

i don't give a shit, i'm young and unemployed, and my social life is nonexistant. and even if i ever catch the flu my life sucks anyway, so it's good to be killed slowly by something and not be forced to an hero

This is a reminder to touch things in public like door handles, railings, etc
This is a reminder to touch your face, nose and eyes
This is a reminder to quit washing your hands like some paranoid faggot
Stop being a little bitch

because too many chinks in canada and straya

This is one big nothingburger, you're all a bunch of happeningfags and are overplaying this to hell. Nothing will happen, there will be no plague. Reality is boring and you will all live long, boring uneventful lives. Humans need an appropriate amount of conflict to have meaning and purpose, our unchallenged and easy lives are making us express our desire for a return to natural life by over reacting and wishing for conflict every chance we get. Instant gratification is zapping us of fulfillment. It will never happen, this virus is nothing, there will be no wars, you are all nothing more than sheep.
>inb4 you'll see in a few weeks
That's what you fags said a month and a half ago

>1 in 60,000 have some virus
>maybe 1/30 of those will die
>OH NOOO THE END IS NIGGH
stfu

Checked

AAAAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD IT'S A BIG FAT nothingburger

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Question for Italians who are in lockdown - anything that you're missing that you wish you'd bought? I'm prepped, but nervous..

Who is paying you?

It is decided

>events getting cancelled
normies gonna freak

and now its over... maybe after the culling life gets even better? we gotta keep on hoping.

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YOU AREN'T GOING TO DIE STOP SPAMMING STOP FREAKING OUT

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That italian guy who filmed his dead sister did not look very asian and she was dead and confirmed infected

Don't forget to buy the dips, investors. Keep the money flowing.

Hopefully you will soon

If nothing is done millions of dead is unavoidable. If measures are taken it might only be a few thousand more.
Learn what exponential growth is and learn about the Spanish flu.

>beer in hand
>total disregard for others
>phased as fuck

Sounds like us.

Give it 2 more months, fren. Shit's just getting started.
Don't forget there's a 3 to 4 month incubation period.
Remember to ignore all the numbers that show things aren't that bad (like the diamond princess ship and south korea), and focus on the ones that show shit's fucked like Italy and Iran.

Ignore all nothingburger fags pointing out that around 50k or more die from the flu each month. Remember, muh exponential growth and muh incubation.
>This thread is about facts and realistic predictions regarding this virus.
>THEREFORE ONLY TAKE DOOMER POSTS SERIOUSLY

we know this but the question is is it basically like hiv pneumonia? when you get over it are you actually cured of it or is it like hiv and just in remission but still in your body?

Where can i apply for a shill job? Any good connections? Thanks!

ITALY NEW CASES DECREASING
THE HAPPENING IS OVER

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You do realise that china is still cut off from internet?

Number of things the UK government has done to stop people getting corona:
* Tell people to wash hands
* Make corona pods

Number of things the UK government has done to protect the economy:
* Lower intrest to 0.25%
* Free 190 million pounds for banks to use to "help the economy"

Seems like they've made their choice.

Ammonium Chloride
1500mg in a gelatine capsule 1 in the morning
1 in the evening before dinner and breakfast, to be taken for 5 days. Then none taken for four days, then taken for 5 days. Do not exceed recommended dose. Assume 12 stone or higher mass. Ammonium chloride is a safe freely available food additive with e number 510. Both gelatin capsules and ammonium chloride are freely available on ebay, are cheap and unregulated. Demonstrably effective against SARS, of the same effectiveness as chloroquinine on COVID-19 but not as nasty

>Id starts with 3
>Post is about 33
>Post come in at 23 seconds
>33 digits

Are you a wizard?

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Profits over people.

Like last Wednesday-Thursday I thought this was a genuine happening and I was really worried
But things have progressed so slowly in the last week I really dont think this virus is going too go that far. I was wrong I- got sucked into a Yas Forums rabbit hole and became delirious
Fuck you Yas Forums

Haas Corona-chan already infected the whole population or did they run out of test kits?

IT'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN AS BAD AS THE FUCKING FLU 500,000 DIE FROM THE FLU EVERY YEAR AND THIS VIRUS HAS KILLED MAYBE 400 FUCK

Recommend capsule size 00

Unemployed and live with my parents, if anyone in the house gets it im fucked anyways

ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!!!

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>About 20,000 people died in the past few months
40k die each year in the USA alone.
In the whole world probably over a million, but even if we suppose just 600k, that means 100,000 peopld died from the flu over the last 2 months.