/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1879

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based Sataniaposter

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youtu.be/-dlBAKYue88

patents.google.com/patent/US8840934B2/en

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>Dead: 4,300
lol, still only 4,300.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,300? Four days? Five days?

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BREAKING: 3 TSA agents positive in San Jose.
twitter.com/krisreyes/status/1237590168552398848?s=21

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100% chinese government bioweapon
china experimented on humans already and are known to have done genetic experimentation
they don't give a shit about the wellbeing of their citizens so they don't care if a few die plus they're overpopulated and know that
plus they're in a conflict for global supremacy with the west
it's 100% a bioweapon engineered by the chinese to wipe out a large chunk of the global population and enable chinese rule

Screech harder chink
Your economy is dead

I'd turn him into the police immediately if I saw that

Yep, SAlty Licorice...
>Vide

Things are not going well in the replies.
twitter.com/btexino/status/1237637184376705024?s=21

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fuck memeflags

Reminder.
Aussie pensioners, NEETS, Newstart recipients, will all be getting 500 GovBux (estimated)
HELICOPTER MONEY.
In order to 'stimulate' the economy.
Official PM announcement tomorrow.
Money will be put in our bank accounts like fucking Santa's oily cock inside a Reindeer ass.

Get Spending Lads.

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And what are you going to do about it wai guo ren?

Rumors thrive on fear and uncertainty, and the outbreak of the novel coronavirus offers plenty of both. Within weeks of the pathogen’s appearance, social media lit up with suggestions that the virus was a biological weapon—either a Chinese one that had escaped from a laboratory in Wuhan or an American one inflicted on Wuhan.

foreignaffairs.com/articles/united-states/2020-03-05/us-chinese-distrust-inviting-dangerous-coronavirus-conspiracy?

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There's no mucus with this
Only dry cough and suffocation

>still no black deaths
What are they doing right?

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nice fake haiku from total war

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I don't care I just want this to get bad enough so my suicide has an excuse and my family doesn't know I've been suicidal for 4 years now

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>based Gary

>it's 100% a bioweapon engineered by the chinese to wipe out a large chunk of the global population and enable chinese rule
I find it very likely that it was genetically engineered but knowing the chinks it is more likely they released on themselves on accident

Is a weapon but definitely a chink fuck up that is Mao bird killing tier.

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>what are they doing right?
not reporting

There have been several yesterday

Pneumonia? Besides the acid effect is more important.
patents.google.com/patent/US8840934B2/en

What??
That was extemporaneous...
Not impossible...but is that a Game or an anime?

My economy has been dying since 2014, and last I checked I wasn't chinese.
Is ad hominem the only insult you can muster in response?
Oh wait, you're going to say something like:
>You don't deserve anything more than that
Or something like this, you deflecting, fear-mongering, TP-hoarding, social media-enthralled, happening-addicted little shit.

Anyone know how bad it is in germany, or if its considered a red zone yet, i got a colleague flying in next week

shutup

What's with the shilling for ammonium chloride?

Taking after US I see

500 isn't much but it's a lot of booze at Dans.

We went from 3000 to 4000 much faster than 1000 to 2000. Exponential growth is a bitch

What the fuck I didn't post this pic I don't have this pic

SPAIN PEOPLE READ
MADRID 10/03/2020
>20yo guy dead
>40yo man dead
>goverment covering real data
>goverment refusing to test people unless they have been in Italy

Are you ready for the coof? It's coming for you

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I have no idea. I feel like they're invested somehow. Probably some boomers trying to play 4D chess with their stocks. I aint taking shit I've never even heard of. I'll leave that to the Americans.

Ouh, baby :) Im comiiiing! Aru u ready? I have video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :)

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

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I can build a second SPAM castle for my stockpile kingdom now

Yay

This is what happened. Chicks released it on accident because they are incompetent retards. Also, seriously anyone notice the captcha on this board is way worse then any other? Why would chink moot do this

Cookie baking general

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it was nice while it lasted...

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praise Corona-chan and praise AIPAC, for the committee itself became America's Shincheonji and infected the upper echelons of the US gov and made New Rochelle an epicenter.

the jews created ClownWorld, now they'll end it while drowning bloody!

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Ching Chong Bing Bong
Your proxies are sad your shithole is even sadder

Deep red zone.

>Virus starts growing rapidly globally.
>Suddenly China starts claiming victory after constantly changing definitions to fudge numbers
How bad is it really over there, given that they're probably trying to make it seem like they're competent and everyone else is stupid?

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there have been recomendations not to travel to Cologne. 12 confirmed cases there.
However I know through a friend that the cases in Koblenz are underreported.
That means dont fucking go anywhere near West Germany.
Check the reddit covid map. Its as good as it gets. Multiply all numbers by 10-50 and you get an idea.

Where is the list with global infections and deaths?

Based Flip. Looking at the numbers for you guys, shit is going to start going downhill fast and I also read an article that you have fuck all for testing so it's probably even worse than I'm guessing. Godspeed, user.

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HAHA! Fuck off...
Besides, what makes it fake?
The fact it doesn't actually belong to a monk's song?
Call me fucking wabibito HAHAHA!

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>proxies
O i am fucking laffin. Is this your last line of defence? Calling out someone as a proxy user? Want me to give you some proof, or will it make you seethe even harder and self-destruct, lmao?

Its not bad, its good. When you apply extremely strict quarantine controls such as literally welding people into their homes, how could it not work?

The question is, what will they do when it comes back? and then comes back again? and again?

The other question is what is the west going to do? Because what China did is absolutely not possible in the west. We are much more fucked than they are.

damn these threads are still going? why exactly? hardly any deaths, china going back to work, australia is fine. Few old people died, boo hoo, move on and stop buying all the toilet paper.

Being an envious retard keeps you from seeing the truth. They had the most based response to the virus possible.

I have a feeling that blue states will completely shit the bed with this and red states, for the most part, will come out alright.

>Dad had a cold but got better as of a couple days ago
>afraid he has it
>afraid to even call and ask, haven't called in a couple days
My dad isn't super healthy(weak immune system), if he has it he's definitely high risk. My mom died from cancer a few years ago, if my dad dies now from a stupid chink coof I will be in a noose faster than light. Fuck this earth get me out.

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>motherfucking Prime Minister telling people to not cram up on each other in public transport
>Danes: LOL K
>still cram up on each other
>ye we are very aware of the situation LMAO

Nobody gives a fuck here. We're gonna be like Italy in 14 days, and that's by the most hopeful calculations.

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>Hello I am new can someone tell me how I find something on the internet?
I heard there is something like a search engine. How do I start it? Do I have to pay for the gasoline?

Nothing slowed down, it's business as usual plus debates about it being worrying.
Can speak for two larger states only.

>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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I don’t understand why governments all over the world keep saying they won’t test people unless they have traveled to x or y place. Is it really not clear that it’s literally everywhere now? Everywhere they test for it they seem to find it. Is this really not a sign they should be testing everyone with symptoms? How can so many governments all over the world be so incompetent or dishonest? What the hell. Also? Again gonna say it, what is the deal with captcha on this board. No other board has it this bad

Stay home fren
Shit is going to get REAL after the shit on the 8th.
Feminoids infected, Vox guy superspreader.
We closed air traffic from Italy too late, measures taken won't do shit now that this is here.

Why are there 7 threads in the catalog

Iodine + Vitamin D immune system master race report in

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Lads what do if I have asthma? Am I rekt?

Genuine question: How are things going in Russia? Do you trust your government's numbers or do you think they're full of shit? I don't know what to think either way, so getting the opinion of someone that lives there is invaluable.
>t. statistician going wild over all of this

>threadly reminder

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anal intubation to breathe through your colon user

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The current state of the uk.

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it's the nothingburger fag. just ignore this guy

user, I live in the north, im really fucked
Coworkers infected, no masks, no shit, the goverment doesnt let us go home

>33 million deaths
so literally nothing

glowkeks stifling discussion.

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Even the normies know this is a bio weapon why is nobody mad

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>she caught cheeto disease via Donald Trump

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Trump's response to the virus has been absolutely abysmal. He has the Republicans on the "it's just a flu bro" backtracking. I'm literally seeing Republicans complaining about the increase of government spending to combat the virus. This is how retarded their talking points have become.

And the reason this happened is because Trump is trying to minimize the rhetoric surrounding the virus, because it's impacting the stock market. And if the stock market goes down, he's much less likely to get re-elected, since a high stock market is one of his only selling points (the only major legislation he's passed so far is some tax cuts).

It would have been far better for Trump to play the strong leader implementing quarantines and taking charge of the situation, so the Democrats would be forced into the "it's just a flu bro" arguments, and complaining about discrimination of Chinese.

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Because WW3 vs iran chinks norks and nwo ain’t cool

>Stocking up on mild sauce
Why are you a pussy?

Is that supposed to be per annum user? Because I don't see those Deagle #s making good if not.

Sounds like she's pretty shit at her job

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the Number 33 is used by (((them))) to mark their staged fake events.
Just like 33 dead from ebola:
cnn.com/2018/08/05/health/ebola-outbreak-congo/index.html

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Wtf

was scrolling and my eye caught the words
anal
intubation

nice quads too. overall, great post.

If you have more than 50, probably yes.
Less than 50, you could get a bad pneumonia (some weeks hospitalized or even ICU).
Avoid public places, big gateringhs, put as many space you can between you and another person / group.

Who done those prediction's lol

Isn't the suffocation caused by mucus that seals up the lungs?

checked
Have you tried AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*cough*

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nigger don't even
i'll be rich af in 24 months with this supply

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how can you be stuck on 4500 for 3 days when everyday like 50 people died

I'm sorry man. I hope you're shitposting.

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Most universities in Poland has been closed until April/May

Will this the happening that will talk about to our grandchildren?

You can make a cheap virucidal mask out of like cloth and iodized salt or iodine solution.

no matter, the White House is now Corona-chan's castle and drumphstein won't do shit about it anyway

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Still having to go to work at the moment. Nobody at work takes it seriously. We had a person who came in complaining of high fever, cold, and sore throat who got sent home and the managers refused to get anyone in to clean the place or stuff they'd touched because she "hadn't been to Italy and she thinks it's just a cold"

Fuck off

>8/9 threads that are up are by a memeflag

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breaking: everyone just died in italy
authorities are still investigating

Call to check on him user

Only beta faggots would use mild sauce.But I'd be lying if I told you I didn't have my own fire and diablo stockpiles

WATCH THIS VIDEO AND SHARE IT WTH EVERYONE YOU KNOW
CORONAVIRUS PREDICTED YEARS AGO BY SOMEONE WHO INFILTRATED A POWERFUL PEOPLE MEETING IN LONDON
THIS IS NOT A LARP OR A TROLL
ADD THIS VIDEO TO THE GENERAL PASTA
youtu.be/KWagNQbayLg

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Germany still in sudden death mode by now.
Expect exploding cases by the weekend.
Gov still in reactive stance...
Based Austria turned to proactive, wish we would have a kurz here too...

>How are things going in Russia?
I dunno, as they always do? I think economical problems are more pressing than a chance of getting deadlier flu right about now, even though oil prices may hopefully climb back to what they used to, or at least close to that mark. So far we've had some measures taken locally and country wide, like a month-long ban of big public events, but it doesn't feel like a threat. I've just upped my awareness and hygiene routine and make sure to check up on older relatives as often as I can.
Do I believe that the virus exist? Yes, absolutely.
Do I think it's the next black plague? Nah, mass media is to blame for that.
I'm fucking disgusted by these threads though.