/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1879

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Big if true

pandemic

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The strain that is fucking up Italy and Iran might be more effective in those environments and not in china. But there is no doubt that the Chinese are a bunch of lying cunts.

>archive.is/PJp5G

Cool, do we now bleed to death as well?

>Maxed out credit cards
>No job
>Coronavirus hits
>Stonks looking very shaky
What are my options here guys? Do I just kneck myself? Raiding is out of the question with butter knifes.

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can someone explain to how the fuck india isnt affected what so ever.

Where we're headed, you won't need money, user!

India is so filthy the virus dies there

You're about 20 days behind Italy and they canceled mortgage payments yesterday. You don't have debtors' prisons, do you? If not, they're just gonna send you angry threatening phone calls and letters in the mail, unless you have money or assets they can take in court that's worth the time and legal fees.

Made another thread OP? didnt you JUST make one where the death count was 4299 and it was supposedly stuck there for days?

Pissing in a sea of piss effect

buy a gun and some ammo, and wait for the world to come get you. rioters, the law, the tax man, blow 'em all away.

user, I'm afraid your only option now is to keep posting more cute anime girls

youtube.com/watch?v=B6IgMdsZHbM

Second comment:

>Watching this will not help your anxiety.

Third comment:

Joe: so what’s the best case scenario?
Michael: No.

What's HAPPENNING???

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They have god tier immune systems from living in literal shit

Ouh, baby :) Im comiiiing! Are u ready? I have video of my first trip! JIAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Italy is my new favourite :)

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

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not buying the stock market dip

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Qrd on why deenz are good to stockpile and how I can make them tokerable

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if by enviroment you mean climate both Po valley and west chinkland have the same weather, humid subtropical. I think the CCP is just hiding China's numbers

REAL THREAD HERE
boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/247484173

REAL THREAD HERE
boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/247484173

REAL THREAD HERE
boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/247484173

REAL THREAD HERE
boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/247484173

In Italy: wuhan style total lockdown in Lombardy, Veneto and Emilia. If we don't reach an infection plateau it is probably going to be extended to the whole country by the end of the next week.

It's up to you to prove there's only shitskins died in Europe so far. Again, burden of proof lies on you, because its you who counter-intuitively suggest that current Europe's painted in yellow predominantly. I mean, we have 700+ European death instances (and not just in Italy) at the moment. It's illogical to think that not a single white person is represented by these numbers.

Look at their flag brother
Not even an option

Buy stocks....and if you get the corona then, GO TO A FUCKING ANTIFA/LABOR PARTY MEETING

Is it too late to profit off Coronachan?

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You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

>Cool, do we now bleed to death as well?
sorry

>telegram
lol telegram not possible

Who else here calls corona a nothingburger in public but preps anyway

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Is anybody else terrified?

>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8099279/Nadine-Dorries-reveals-one-parliamentary-staff-coronavirus.html

OH NO NO NO NO

I have genital herpes and i spread it without telling people
Am i bad?

Where’s all your alien research

Yes.

Only people with something to lose

Spain is looking like the next Italy/Wuhan.

Germany is doing surprisingly well with very few deaths for the number of cases they have. I don’t think that will

>“On October 18, 2019, the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, Baltimore undertook a carefully designed simulation of a coronavirus epidemic entitled nCoV-2019.In the Event 201 Simulation of a Coronavirus Pandemic, a 15% collapse of financial markets had been “simulated”. It was not “predicted” according to the organizers and sponsors of the event, which included the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation as well the World Economic Forum.”

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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*i don’t think that will change

doesn’t your minister of health have it

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wiadomosci.onet.pl/kraj/koronawirus-w-polsce-uczelnie-szkoly-i-przedszkola-zamkniete/0pxwmls

>Poland - schools, unis and preschools closed for next 2 weeks starting monday
>my uni already called off the meetings for this week
>mass events canceled/rescheduled

We're about to have a total lockdown here in Italy, I live in Lombardia and things are bad, hospitals are about to collapse...

Holy shit, half the HoC is about to kneel over. Hundreds of old people in close proximity, it'a gonna be a bloodbath.

these kikes dont have shit, they are larping.
I predict bunch of famous kikes will fake their deaths during this fake epidemic.

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but you still have to go to work. Wah-wahn

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Very accurate. I wish i wouldn‘t belong to those.

>This is the greatest global LARP ARG I have ever seen. Good one guys, when are you going to stop?

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Your health minister doesn't have coronavirus? lmao what are you even paying her for

University's closed, so I don't have to work all week. Have a nice day, anons.

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+16 PH

there was some user yesterday who has talked about the monkeyislandqueen and the virus.

any news so far?

Our president has coronavirus.

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of what?

Imported or local spread?

>Over 25% Chink students
>Closes campus & tells everyone to gtfo after spring break

What did Harvard mean by this?

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AOC is jewish, you think she wouldnt cooperate with other jews from more powerful kike bloodlines?
wake the fuck up

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Would 100% vote for a commie if she had milkers like that

He's a merishart, so he doesn't believe that white people actually exist.

milkies

please don't user, its too early in the morning for my dick to be that hard. If half of Washington dropped within a month I don't really know what I'd do, probably still shitpost here

Switzerland just confirmed that they have tested a one year old baby positive. Fuck them and their „children aren‘t at risk“ excuse to not close schools in order to not loose $ from parents staying home.

>classes canceled for the next three weeks
>easter holidays immediately follow
perfect

>not understanding green text
>assuming the image is related and not just an excuse to see some nice milkers

god she looks so irresistible

my work is directly tied with education so when shit's closed i just chill in my office and watch shitposts

AIPAC, CPAC
Soon brother.

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>CHINA BACK TO WORK
>CHINA BACK TO WORK
>CHINA BACK TO WORK
>CHINA BACK TO WORK

Countdown 2 weeks.

in poland all schools and places of culture are closed for two weeks counting from next monday (16 march)

why you post jews? you think jews are attractive?

and thus, the coomie was born

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NEW LOMBARDY NUMBERS AAAAAAAAAAA

What?

we close schools and events but shopping centers are still open wtf

>deaths jump from 4296 to 4295
kek

Tell me what are the graduation rates on these?

honestly I'm still wondering if china is full of shit or did they hide hundreds of thousands deaths

>By Feb. 25, Dr. Chu and her colleagues could not bear to wait any longer. They began performing coronavirus tests, without government approval.
>What came back confirmed their worst fear. They quickly had a positive test from a local teenager with no recent travel history. The coronavirus had already established itself on American soil without anybody realizing it.
>On Monday night, state regulators told them to stop testing altogether.

Why is America so corrupt

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New case in Tasmania, Australia, state up to 3 confirmed.

Good morning friends

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>Cats suffering from mysterious illness in Finland
wew

>Live in Nashville, TN
>Governor decides to not tell people where corona cases are
>reverse decision luckily
>now we find out there's 4 more additional cases in Williamson County we didn't know about before, and also a case in 3 additional counties, including mine.

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck guys this is not good. don't think your states aren't doing the same thing, corona-chan is right next door at this point

>just a flu bro

>A second UK MP enters self-isolation

>The York MP Rachael Maskell has confirmed that she has been advised to self-isolate after having a meeting with Nadine Dorries last Thursday – she says that she is asymptomatic.

It begins

>updated model
>Italy fucked
>Norway is next

The biggest concern right now is not the current CFR, but what the CFR will be when medical systems get overrun.
About 10% of infections need an IC bed and assisted breathing. If those IC beds and breathing machines run out, we have a serious problem and the CFR may shoot up.

We can use the growth factor of 1.2 (observed in i.e. Italy) to compute the number of days until the number of infections exceeds the number of IC beds.
We also use a median IC stay of 10 days.

Demand for IC beds : D = .1 * (# infections (today)) - .1 * (# infections (today - 10))
# days until overrun = CEIL((log((total IC beds) * (1 - % of IC beds taken)) - log(D))/log(growth factor))

I compute a best and "worst" case.
The best case is 70% of IC beds are already taken.
The worst case is 90% are taken.
These estimates are very conservative, and in many countries the "worst" case is actually reality.

For example, in the Netherlands we have between 9 and 15 days until every ICU spot with a mechanical ventilation unit is taken and we run into serious problems trying to keep people alive.

(updated list march 10 2020)
Country (#infections / #beds)
>worst-best

Italy (10238/8000)
>0-6 days (Locally the medical system is already overrun. Field hospitals are being deployed)
Norway (400/400)
>1-7 days
Sweden (355/700)
>4-10 days
Switzerland (497/ 1000)
>5-11 days
Spain (1695/5000)
>7-13 days
France (1888/5000)
>9-15 days
Netherlands (382/ 1600)
>9-15 days
Belgium (267/2000)
>12-18 days
UK (383/5000)
>15-21 days
Germany (1565/28000)
>17-23 days
Luxembourg (5/200)
>21-27 days

You can google the number of IC beds per country yourself and check my computations.
I will keep updating these numbers.

I try to keep this post as clear and concise as possible.
For sources, comments and suggestions, please email: [email protected]
Thank you

Tranquilo orco diaz

hogeschool pxl just announced it'll be closed for three weeks

Ask any normie, they are saying "BUY THE DIPPPPPP"

Do not buy.
This is only the beginning in America. Treasury yields are near 0%, the dollar is in freefall, China is pretending nothing is happening while the rest of the world battles their own shit.

I am from NYC and there are several people in their 20s publically hospitalized. Not to mention the millions of boomers who own tremendous assets (that they didn't work for) about to fucking ultra-die. The fire rises brothers, buy guns not stocks, you don't need money where we are going

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Oh god. Oh god
Are you real? Am I real? Do I actually fucking exist, do any of you fucking exist? Oh god please respond I'm literally in tears right now

We've had like half a dozen cases imported from America. Can you cunts get your shit together?