/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1878

ARE YOU READY BROS?!

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>memeflags thread
Abandon ship

Can someone explain the number system seems to be some fat retard method of keeping track of the date?

Please take my energy corona-chan!!!

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Thanks China!

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Thank Jiang Zemin and Chi Haotian, in particular.

Zombie mutation imminent

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Tamapoops please go

>Maxed out credit cards
>No job
>Coronavirus hits
>Stonks looking shaky
What are my options here guys? Do I just kneck myself? Raiding is out of the question with butter knifes.

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DOW is dropping once more

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>Maxed out credit cards
If you use your credit card for anything other than the bonuses and don't pay it off immediately you were a lost cause long before corona-chan reared her busty bosom

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Not if banks collapse, then it’s fucking genius

Just get on benefits dummy

So China just "happens" to be recovering as the rest of the world spirals into anarchy? Almost like those commie fucks planned this from the very beginning, eh?

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>gambling crippling credit card debt on banks collapsing before they fuck your ass with 30% whatever absurd interest rates
>that poorniggers credit line is probably like $2k tops
yeah sounds really worth it. if you've paid a penny of CC interest you are subhuman.

>argie baker is gone
>some mutt picks it up
>it splits
>now it's a bloody memeflag baking
Imagine thinking this is anything but a void salad.

-683 futures right now. another -2k day

colleges shutting down is a huge sign. education execs are some of the greediest fucks in the world

Jokes on you I dropped my credit cards a long time ago. All I have left in debt is one of three cards and my mortgage. Just bought solar panels for my house cash and have enough money saved up for around 6 months worth of expenses

It picked up slightly, at -530ish right now

AAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOOOOM

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>dropped my credit cards a long time ago
That's not good you fucking moron, you should be able to use a CC and take advantage of the benefits without overspending like a retarded nigger. I've had a CC since I turned 18 and I haven't paid a penny in almost a decade now.
>one of three cards
see above
>have enough money saved up for around 6 months worth of expenses
>he thinks this is a lot
fucking poorfag subhuman like i said, keep blaming CCs and the evil banks for your complete financial incompetence and swear them off like heroin because you're so retarded they might as well be heroin to you.

>colleges shutting down
Happens all the time outside of dystopian hellholes, it even happens when there's too much snow.
They're also not shutting down, they're doing online education in place of physicall attending.

>muhh reeeeeeeewards
And you call me a poorfag?
>financial incompetence
Yet you suck their dick for minuscule rewards and literal pocket change like a literal poorfag nigger.

Also, 6 months worth of expenses may not make me rich but it makes me comfortable for half a year in case I lose my job

Finally someone I agree with
Credit cards are a Jews way of stealing money from the poor

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You have a poornigger mindset and now you're getting defensive about it. I'm familiar with your type and you aren't worth arguing with.
>6 months worth of expenses may not make me rich but it makes me comfortable for half a year in case I lose my job
I could retire today and probably make it to my 80s comfortably and I'm not even 30 yet. Also I have a skillset that isn't so shit tier that losing my job would put me in any sort of employment jeopardy.

LMAO
Wh*toids are scared of mild sniffles

>muhh pennies thrown at me for spending thousands of dollars makes me big brainz
>if I larp hard enough about being a gorrillionaire maybe he’ll buy it

Harvard just told all their students to pack their shit up, get the fuck out, and to not come back until further notice.

FYI, the people running Harvard are probably smarter than whatever bullshit source of news you jerked off to this morning.

HOPE THIS HELPS!!!

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

>No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up.
Now that's straight up lies right from your ass. Stop fearmongering, kike.

Sure bro whatever makes you feel better bragging about solar in an age where the tax credits are so big that they're basically paying you to do it to your almost paid off house!

H1N1 killed 20000+ worldwide
still a nothingburger

Anyway these threads are dying.
Even your average /cvg/ schizo is able to understand that covid-19 is as dangerous as flu.

This would be the best timeline, fuck this clown world. Imagine wanting to live out a boring life instead of witnessing the total collapse of civilization. Truly, anyone with corona should go out and spread it as much as possible.

Any possibility there will be any serious repercussions for China fucking up this badly?

Ah yes I remember when Swine Flu cancelled e3 and turned an upper class new York suburb into a containment zone. Hold on that never happened... Wait a minute, nothing post 1918 has gotten this bad... Hmmmm....

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Should I do tinfoil corona vid next or user shills vitamin c?

For anyone interested OP is a baker that is operating in bad faith. It has not been stuck at 4299 for days it literally just hit that number less than 10 hours ago

Flu still kill more in one day

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In over a decade
Cope harder

Your debt will be forgotten friendo

Some figures to put this into perspective:
>approximately 40000 people die of the flu each year in the USA
>therefore easily 600,000 people die of the flu each year world-wide.
>this is 50000 per month.
So for coronavirus to catch up to the flu, we would need to see 50000 die each month.
So far we have 4300 in total.
Now, this number may exponentially rise to the point where we really do have 50000 dying each month or even higher.
Coronavirus is not a nothingburger, and should be carefully monitored.
But don't listen to the doomers who keep saying this is the end of the world. It's not. Most of the people dying from this virus so far have been elderly, just like for the flu.

Doomers and nothingburgers should come together and realize that the truth is somewhere in the middle.
Doomers shit these threads up just as badly as nothingburgers do.

Gooks have the highest "recovered test positive" rate so far. Sad

Being an ugly gook kills even more via suicide

>YES, CHINA BACK TO WORK BTFO

YES, CHINA BACK TO WORK BTFO

>YES, CHINA BACK TO WORK BTFO

YES, CHINA BACK TO WORK BTFO

>Countdown 2 weeks.

Guesstimate the actual dead in China.

I'll go first. 1.25 million.

How new are you?

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Gary working to be the third guarantee of life
Death
Taxes
>Dead: 4,299
lol, still only 4,299.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,299? Four days? Five days?

ready for what

My country literally has 2 respiratory machines lmao

Beyond fucked

Find a flaw.
Pro Tip: You cant

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>be austrian
>be fucked and cucked for crimes of autistic faggot painter throughout 80 years
>now average austrian cant imagine living without large arab cock up his hole daily
That's truly sad.

Yeah - We know.
All meme flags are bad faith, but the;
>How many days has it been stuck at 4,299? Four days? Five days?
line is a repeat-joke

kek