>POSSIBLE LEAKED MEMOS FILMED IN SECRET >They wont test unless its severe/serious enough >They wont test post mortem in order to curb the panic >Mortality rate 5% at the moment but said that this could be the "tip of the iceberg" NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH >They are also, no joke, talking about having people on the doll disinfect public spaces such as train stations for their payment archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/247335416/#q247344002 >Coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic phase will call for 'extreme measures', Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews says abc.net.au/news/2020-03-10/coronavirus-pandemic-phase/12042780
The ScottyCash isnt going to wagies so theyll get sent home to quarantine in a house they wont be able to afford the mortgage payments on because they arent getting paid. >How good is that mortgage stress?
Wyatt Wright
>finish day job >go home, sit in the shower >smash a quick tinnie >head to work for night job some days I even get an hour or two to shitpost.
Just joined the local fire brigade, so waiting the Greenslut to issue me my white singlet.
Oliver Miller
aussies are all homos
Nolan Watson
Lads, Pellet bow. Need a cat A license or nah? I feel like it would be classed as a sling shot or would they say it is a cross bow because it locks? I can't find anything in the laws about not being allowed to own one, they are not mentioned once.
Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party - after which his political party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...
... and, 10 years later, the National Broadband Network Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars - causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history - a project that has now blown out to more than 35 billion U.S. dollars while still unfinished...
... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5 Mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because the technology that NBN Co. is utilizing for rural residents is a satellite)?
I bet you the Firearms cops can still put an arrow/bolt in the pouch-thing and fire it, even if it doesnt fly straight, so theyll classify it as a Crossbow. >just get some real gunz you soft k/unt >or make a slamfire from Bunnos pipes
Jonathan Cox
who rapist?
Adrian Bennett
They're legal in Queensland and Victoria if you have a licence, NSW if you have a licence and attend an archery club, otherwise they're a prohibited weapon everywhere else ausbow.com.au/crossbows/information-australian-customers
Andrew Bennett
It wouldn't even fire if you put a crossbow bolt in it, it would just damage the thing. Or you saying they would put a bows arrow in it?
Jacob Harris
>your housemate >his house you mean your shared house?
Joseph Ward
All men of course. >femzbians are ironically correct for once >except nocunt is raping femzbians
Michael Peterson
It's not a crossbow. It can't hold a bolt.
Nathaniel James
sorry I’m the mong who misread and couldn’t cancel post
Owen Robinson
kek based dyslexic
Eli Reed
didn't understand this one, but I guess dole bludgers will go out and spend it on shit to keep the economy afloat, it's their plan B though, everyone knows that they're looking for assets to flog off to China
Juan Rogers
>gizmodo Gawker media lost all credibility with Gamergate
>0.6 seconds Don't be so disingenuous and just say 600 Milliseconds
Adam Torres
Right, you cunts are useless so i am going to ask /k/ i guess.
Dylan Jackson
>but giving out cash to dole bludgers was surprising.
It's another Boomer handout.
Boomers now make up a major portion of newstart and pensions.
Dominic Rivera
No chance you're getting off on that technicality, a homemade shotgun is a tube with a tiny strike hammer at the end and that'd still be classified as prohibited as well.
Given they're gunning for teenagers with gel blasters I wouldn't push it.
Josiah Brooks
>First 'drive-thru' coronavirus testing station opens in South Australia I saw KBS news that South Korean government made this and spread it to the world. Australian government seems to have learned well what we do. But in South Korea, the drive-though is only available in Seoul and other big cities.
Elijah Parker
Also it's time for Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
It's also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.
Jack Allen
>b-b-but its all the BLUE sides fault >b-b-but its actually the RED sides fault >BLUE BAD >RED BAD >BLUE GOOD >RED GOOD Fuck off boomer.
>but I guess dole bludgers will go out and spend it on shit to keep the economy afloat >implying I'll waste money on overpriced garbage Should've invested into crypto buddy.
Nathaniel Sullivan
I do have a cat B license i am just wondering how i would go actually buying one, id rather the cops not know i have it to be honest because my only reason for wanting it is to shoot fucking plovers with. Swooping cunts are worse than fucking magpies.
Ethan Gray
I'm thinking of 3d printed spear tips and broom handles if things go that way.
Leo Butler
>Should've invested into crypto have they made it do you won't get investigated by the AFP and get raped by the taxman when you cash out?
Isaac Nguyen
Libs could never get in the globalist policies because the unions would go bat shit crazy. Globalists bought Bob Hawke who managed to get the Unions to agree to floating the currency, removing tarrifs and starting the wave of privitisation in this country. ALP are far nastier cunts than the Libs cos the ALP will look you in the eye, shake your hand, and tell you they are for the workers. Hawke - estimated wealth was 280 million (I think) that he earned from his "consultancy" work in China. Keating - estimated wealth around 120 million (I think) - source - no one ever really worked that out. Rudd - estimated wealth 115 million from his Wife getting government contracts while he was Wayne Goss's chief of staff. Gillard used to get her home renos done for free by setting up dodgy training schemes resulting in large payments to her union boyfriend. Gillard was probably the least ambitious of the ALP PMs in terms of her corruption. ALP are a pack of two faced corrupt cunts and if you think they give a flying fuck about you or any other working australian, you live in fucking fairy land. Yes, the Libs are cunts too but at least they are upfront and honest about being cunts.
Jose White
Neets must coof for Zog.
Cameron Reyes
It looks like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Only other option is a sling shot, which I don't think is controlled since I've seen them sold at markets before; otherwise the licence seems like the only option.
As far as reasons go it's the same old "i like shooting targets as a sport", in which case so long as you're not caught killing birds with it you're golden.
Surprisingly it's legal in most states to own the blueprints and cad files to manufacturing a firearm, so long as you don't actually make it without the proper licencing.
Caleb Martin
Yea but you're retarded if you buy from an Australian exchange. >submit drivers loisence >submit passport >now you may buy
The way to defeat boomer retards is to buy from overseas and spend all your tax free money here. Just don't ever put your money into the bank.
I'm concerned about my hair bros. How much is finasteride in our shithole?
Grayson Nelson
Who cooftastic? Anyone know what happened to nein chin?
Jaxon Evans
who hate women?
Alexander Moore
Don't be a faggot. Go bald
Ian Hill
Got a weird shaped skull. Cant go bald
Parker Gomez
How fucked are we Perth lads? I heard some dumb cunt boomer with corona got told to self quarantine and she popped down to woollies and also a fucking concert
Matthew Sanchez
chad hates women, it's a good thing
William Clark
10 News First Melbourne @10NewsFirstMelb #BREAKING Leaked information has revealed that money will be going to pensioners and Newstart recipients as a part of the Federal Government's stimulus package.
Is it though? People on welfare live payment to payment and spend some 90% of their allowance within the cycle. Giving them a fortnight or month's allowance in advance isn't going to spurn a radical change in their savings habits, it's going to go towards non-essential spending to make themselves feel better about their situation. That thing they always wanted if they could.
If you wanted any demographic that will spend the majority of the money you give them across large swathes of the economy then the welfare bound and low income bracket are the safest bet. The middle and upper incomes would hoard the wealth and thus negate the intended effect and actually worsen the state of affairs in doing so.
John Martinez
>Report said approx 500 NEETBUX...WOOHOO! If we cant get goods from china a lot of stuff is gunna skyrocket in price. 500 won't go as far as you would think once the "free market"effect of corporations bidding for bulk goods starts. Gov will still get their gst so they won't give a shit. But without disposable income the economy will take a hit much bigger than a couple of weeks of a national lockdown could do.
>Three more people have been diagnosed with coronavirus in Western Australia as the state government released its updated pandemic plan on Wednesday. >The two men and one woman from Perth who have tested positive had separately travelled to Europe, the UK and US.
>Specialist COVID-19 clinics set up in Perth this week saw 800 people attend on Tuesday and up to 450 tested. >The results of those tests are expected later this week.
The snowball is rolling now, only a matter of time till the avalanche
Cameron Parker
they are just gouging using fear of corona shit will come back down again because it's shit all our pads and phones and desktops are just portals for jew propaganda
god id actually fuck a nigger right now im so desperate so me
Joseph Collins
so a boost for drug dealers, casinos and brothels?
Jayden James
ME as well
Blake Cruz
Tell me this isnt Jordies
Christian Howard
>What would our ancestors do?
They would have closed the borders and implemented strict quarantine.
Samuel Kelly
finasteride will completely fuck you up and feminise you, do not take it
Ayden Morales
Anywhere they spend it they keep businesses from collapsing, employees from being out of work and the tax revenue rolling. The overwhelming majority I imagine will be spent on groceries, take out, grog and electronics / home appliances.
Michael Jones
this is now a hot nigga woman thread or rather niggas youd bang if you were desperate
This is good - they’re actually testing some real numbers now.
Thomas Ward
What ever happened to the HK protests?
Ryan Bailey
>all our pads and phones and desktops are just portals for jew propaganda Was thinking more of the price of food. Supermarket chains will be competing with each other just to have stock to put on the shelves. Don't think this shit is over till it's really over and loss of disposable income will kill a lot of businesses which in turn will put a lot of people on the dole and they won't have spare bucks to spend which will push the economy even further down the shitta. Our gov is worried about losing uni and tourism bucks but they are still only looking short term.
Asher Rivera
>NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOLE BLUDGERS CAN'T HAVE MY WAGE >NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK DOLLLLEEEE BLUDDDGERSS!!!!!
QLD fag here, so my only option is pretty much a compound bow? Oof
Sebastian Rodriguez
>Gov will still get their gst so they won't give a shit. Getting $50 back on a $500 handout if lucky. In other words they're getting nothing back because they are only giving you $450. Cutting edge logic. Next you'll be telling me public serpents pay tax.
Christopher Kelly
>going to one in 3 weeks time in rural victoria No you're not hippie.
