i just bought a deep freezer and a whole butchered cow, aswell as a pallet of sardines and 50 kg of rice. will i make it?
Butchered meat
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what if zvmbies take out the power grid
i have solar power
you got a big bag of salt?
i will harvest the salty tears of infidels
what if zombies take out the sun, genius
Do you have toilet roll user?
More likely to be rioting niggers after the stores are out of food. Wouldn't take much to take out electricity in my area. Niggers riot, burn a car, burning car takes out power lines. Everything in your freezer eventually rots.
i also have a generator than will run off a furnace that i will burn zombie bodies in
Who cares what kind of meat white people buy you're just going to boil it without spice anyway
i'm getting hungry
No, you aren't. Loading an entire freezer like that will lead to the meat in the middle rotting. I made that mistake once, after 2 days I had to take half of it out and put outside in a rubbermaid bin (luckily it was -20) and allow it all to freeze seperately. I don't know what the fuck you're going to do in Aus heat.
I don't remember OP declaring this an AMA thread, so why the FUCK are you treating it as an AMA thread? Asshole.
>tf
>tp
Expected.
That is an extremely important question, calm down Hans.
All I'm asking is that you sons of bitches show OP some fucking respect.
i pick the shit out of my ass with my fingers and flick it at people, i don't need tp
This is literally the best post I've read on Yas Forums, ever.
Haha dude you're so funny! White people don't put spice on their food lmao!
we have a shitposting gourmand here
what if there's no water and you can't boil rice
really?
Can't we all just get along?
Why are you questioning my judgement.
>what if there's no water and you can't boil rice
>rain
>bucket
profit
unlike all you pieces of shit, I have a natural spring on my property
>what if there's no water
we live on a literal water planet.
the first thing anyone not from earth would say is, "wow, thats a lot of water".
with battery backup ?
>he forgot the TP
NOT GONNA MAKE IT
I didn't realise you could run a normal freezer off solar power.
I've got a car fridge that runs off 12v power, so I never looked into any other options.
No a nigger will just rob you and rape your wife
Yeah we literally don't. Not that you'd know anyway, mutt. Always funny to watch americans virtue signalling for races they don't belong to
i brine my chicken in african male semen
>optimum shitposting
Salt and pepper are spices last time I checked there Chang
my whole house runs on solar
Fuck you guys. I have $148 to last until next Tuesday. I can't even get groceries until then, and I have no idea if anything will be left.
i dont think you have the authority to speculate about extra terrestrial thought process
Your cow's gonna go to shit real quick once the electricity goes out. Consider dried beans/lentils as a suplementary protein source
>Salt and pepper are spices last time I checked
This is why we'll lose the race war.
At least we cook our food first, Chang.
Those are seasonings.
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You can nigger rig stuff to run off of dc or buy overpriced stuff they sell to preppers / boatfags here but there really isn't much of a point since inverters have gotten so cheap.
Yeah, you are right. Im a young earth creationist.
Aliens are demons
No, you wont, unless you have the guns and ammo to defend it.
What about water?
Try reading the thread fool this nigga has harnessed the power of the sun
Chong just because you rip the tendons from living creatures while they're still alive doesn't mean you know shit about meat.
Salt and pepper are the Velcro Sketchers of spices you utter pleb
>les beoufs tartares
i have this
It's nobodies fault but your own. You've had almost two months to prepare but you waited until now. Enjoy eating the bugs
It's funny, solar went from "not powerful enough" to "too expensive to be worth it" to you casually saying "I run my whole house off it" in less than a decade. I'm nearly 40, so that seems like a short amount of time to go from too hard - piss easy.
>inverters have gotten so cheap
You're telling me. I picked one up for less than $100. Haven't used it yet, but just seeing how far the price has dropped blew me away.
On a related note around preparedness, I've got all sorts of back up power options like power banks and shit, but I still need to hook up solar panels to a car battery to get the whole thing working. The clocks ticking, I'd like to say this thread has inspired me to action, but I'm probably going to wait until the power drops out forever before I finally get the motivation to rig up the solar / battery system.
> Rain
> Australia
Very nice
As if you arent white. you are canadian, asians wouldnt abandon their own people to live in the shadow of whites. They have at least a sliver of dignity.
Do you have a licence for that son?
We don't need to slather our food in 35 different sauces and spices because it's not rotten, covered in shit or taken straight from a garbage can.
Thanks for preparing my delicious loot, 6 months into the future.
>Those are seasonings.
Enjoy your perma-ban.
The gas company charged me $582 for heat in January and I paid it (with the thermostat at 56°F). I'm just your American brother trying to survive. But go ahead and blame me.
We conquered the World looking for spices. Your parents are just shitty cooks.
you live in some sort of doll's house? why is the roof so low?
I am shocked and completely saddened by this act of cultural appropriation.
Go find some used 12v lifepo4 batteries and a cheap charge controller and dick around with them to learn. They'll bulge and leak if you fuck up but they don't explode.
>We conquered the World looking for spices
Yeah to sell to other brown people you fucking retard. Did whitoids forget how an empire works? Protip: you don't make a profit eating your own supply, dumbass. Or I suppose you'll attempt the argument that China was colonised to fund white people's opium habit
Fucking Christ. Get a wood stove.
He he he... that's a nice haul, boy! Now look at this prime meat I so happened to acquire! This one was quite a feisty bugger!
Pee on it
imagine the best insult you can give to a superior race is "nospices"
Nice, that's a Grade A African meal right there. What culcha.
Went for some porc last week at my local butcher . Keep it up meat brother
I have this
He's probably a lanklet.
>MEAT TASTE GOOD WITHOUT SPICE XDDD
lol liar
I'm literally a half chinese half African half Indian, I spice the shit out of the dinners I cook your mom
do you really think all white people were selling spices? no, some of them did, and other white people bought spices from them. you are a retarded nigger.
Not going to make it
>I'm literally a half chinese half African half Indian
Dios mio...
You convinced me. I’m coming over.
>do you really think all white people were selling spices
lmfao where did I say that? American reading comprehension is laughably bad.
>the African half did the maff
dios trio
Winter is coming, depending on where he is in Aus and the location of his freezer, given the amount of frozen stuff in there 12 hours of no power will probably be just fine if you keep the lid closed.
t. Lost power after the 2016 earthquakes for a couple days and chest freezer was just fine
>half chinese half African half Indian
Ok give up on the larp Justin, we all know that doesn't exist.
(You):
>Yeah to sell to other brown people you fucking retard.
>you don't make a profit eating your own supply, dumbass.
Is that monkey alive?