/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1877

Remember Jews did 9/11

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tfw friends who thought that I was nuts are now asking about how to prep

how bad do you think i'll be once the masses realize the severity of this?

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take the baking pill

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>more people die in car crashes everyday

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

youtube.com/watch?v=L1B1OgTtlQU

Early in, late out.

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>anyone believing Chinese numbers
You know they're totalitarian communists right?

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus, only Asian.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

It's OVER.

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Seriously what the fuck is going on in China

>log-scale
>china stopped reporting

shill or dumb

>le three branches will become one

holy crap Q predicted this!!!

Someone needs to track cases based on infection source, not where they were detected. This is getting retarded.

>Threadly reminder if you aren't stockpiling this, you'll come out of this broke

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>he's in a global pandemic
>he isn't bopping to the hottest russian postpunk

youtube.com/watch?v=TGCFIs65YpQ&list=RDTGCFIs65YpQ&start_radio=1

absolutely pathetic

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That chart should tell you everything you need to know. These retarded, 60 iq faggots actually thought two million people would be dead from this by now.

Now just watch them seethe and say “c-cope harder shill”. You aren’t experts on anything except how to be unemployable and remain a virgin until the age of 40.

Now do shortness of breath

Bad enough that you should stop telling people about your preps, I'm afraid.

>wow glorious china under 100k cases!
>nurse john cuckbell praises china everyday
>"we gotta go with the official numbers china is doing a magnificent job!"
>USA looks exponential on a log scale chart
I thought 200k calories was enough, maybe I'll make one more run tomorrow morning.

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THREAD THEME
open.spotify.com/track/1GUOdOtOUSGgBPtOlHKRly

THREAD THEME
>open.spotify.com/track/1GUOdOtOUSGgBPtOlHKRly

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you fucked up gary

Just reposting this from the previous bread:

Smashtourneyfag here.
Got some insider scoop from this stinky smelly scene. Unless anything new is happening, those 2 majors I mentioned in the past (CEO Dreamland, and 2GG: Final Saga) had their plans changed. They're gonna continue as scheduled.
Smashniggers are likely going to spread the coronavirus even more, especially since one of those tourneys is in fucking SouCal. (Prime Coronavirus heaven.)

Why the fuck does this matter?
Well...
>Public continental/international events that lasts for multiple days.
>Smashfags are unhygienic as hell, trust me... Their controllers might as well been in India. Plus they stink... a lot.
>Cramped spaces in these events.
>These events tend to have poor management as well.

Once again I will re-iterate if you live in an area that a competitor is from, that is attending those events. You better hope they don't comeback with that flu.

Here's the links to these events:
smash.gg/tournament/ceo-dreamland-2020
This is happening THIS FUCKING WEEKEND

smash.gg/tournament/2gg-final-saga
This is happening at the end of March.

Anyone find it fucking insane that only a handful of days ago the U.S only had a few confirmed cases?

>he doesn't know

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look at south korea if you don't trust chinese numbers

C...ch...checked

that reminds me, i have to bulk buy baja blast for the massive quarantine orgies i plan to have in the hulking wrecks of our former cities

The only retards that are shilling this nothing burger are probably the old fags and boomers. Zoomers rise up

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>Mild
kys

It's coming folks! Hope you all bought some ammo!

cope harder shill

>gaymers dying
what's the issue here again?

Tell them you didn't prep soon or they will arrive with their friends and family, say it was all for a joke. You don't own a gas mask you just borrowed your neighbors for lolz, you didn't prep because you are not a loony.

>nothing(((burg)))

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kobe gorged himself with clay.

Most german normies are sheeple anyways. That plus I am /alreadyInfected/. My family will have my preps.

They're gonna be spreading it to your neighbourhood.
In mass, mind you. These fucks are really really unhygienic.

Faggot you think I ain't got inventory on all the TB? I'm coming out of this rich as fuck while you'll be begging for 2 squares of TP like a bitch.

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Kek still imagining trump has any idea what he’s doing whatsoever

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Chinese EMP'd their entire country because they thought the virus was a nanobot army created by the CIA/DARPA. That's why there's no more .webm's coming out of there.

My brother works for the military and he called me tonight and said some things. Legit scared now.

I sincerely hate chinks now. As on I hate them like you guys hate Jews or blacks. Filthy disgusting animals.

>had a runny nose and a dry cough for the past few days
>seemingly gone now
so did corona-chan just come and go?

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>schools closed
>daycares closed
>if you have a kid younger than 10 one parent can stay home
>old and preggers should stay home

Its going to be nice driving without traffic

post video

now show us the car crash map

thats what I thought

(You)

>My brother works for the military and he called me tonight and said some things. Legit scared now.
mind sharing with the rest of the class?

What’d he tell you? Where’s he stationed

on point

>Enter the Corona Lift user
>A one way trip down to Hell

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based

>archive.is/PJp5G
your links are not very scrupulously researched, OP. The dengue fever symptom "mutation" is complete bullshit and even a cursory read of your link shows that. You fucking suck at CVG and should not be allowed to post anymore.

Fake and gay.

Be careful in the subway and don't touch anything anons. There's some sick people out there.

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Anyone have some good info on how many people end up in hospital?

I found this report on Italy from 29 Feb saying 345/888 but would like more dataa.

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>The Coronavirus is no big deal

Why are French people so retarded?

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Hoard guns and fuel as well.
These are the things which will be helpful during apocalypse.
Maybe hide a motorbike as well

big think.

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It looks like they're all leveling off, even the Euros!
> logarithmic
o-oh.

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youtube.com/watch?v=SUplioG2DC4

where can I find this?

E3's really been cancelled?

14% of "recovered" in Guangdong crashed car again

23 year old football player dies in car crash

Car travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes

South Korea "recovered" case crashed car again

China tells local authorities to stop reporting car crashes

Italy crashing cars even if cycling

ATTENTION:
I have removed that faggy watermark from this corona-chan

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I think the coronavirus is so existentially terrifying that nobody wants to admit it's real until it is right on top of them.

please do not disparage corona-chan like this ever again. she is a bit lewd but she is a good girl.

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>that beta af attempt at resting his arm
Shoot him for that alone

>penis sock
What did he mean by this?

Is his name Deez?

Anyone hoping to catch it and die? If I catch it I was thinking of spreading it. I'm definitely not going to the doctor or anything to increase my chances of death at any rate.

Car crashes aren't contagious

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

Some folks call it Covid-19, I call it Wuhan-400.

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Just the flu bretheren

stroking that pole like a faggot

Jew York is kill.

Will Greenland stay safe frens?

The only thing that the graph tells you is that goverments stop reporting as much after X number of cases

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Chinese Propagandists Stoke Theory That Coronavirus Originated in U.S.

“If it’s true that the virus originated in the United States, should China still apologize to the world?” read an article in College Daily, a WeChat account based in New York City popular with Chinese students studying abroad. On Saturday, China’s ambassador to South Africa wrote on his Twitter account, “Although the epidemic first broke out in China, it did not necessarily mean that the virus is originated from China, let alone ‘made in China.'”

nationalreview.com/news/coronavirus-chinese-state-media-amplify-theory-conspiracy-theory-coronavirus-originated-in-us/

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fucking christ why

Kekd myself

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>Denmark exploding in cases today
Unlikely.

t. tard
youtube.com/watch?v=hcSC-HittRM

I prepped a decent bit, but with how shit the world is, I don't really care if I die any more, kek
I'll just play this whole thing out and see how it goes
I have nothing to lose

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Based chinks stealing a bioweapon designed for Mass Gene therapy

i think europeans have a deeply ingrained fear of plague. probably trauma from the black death desu.

in my post apocalyptic world this would be a crime

I'm pretty sure they're Smurfs, not French.

>when the governments are reporting things that fit my world view 100%, then they are telling the truth. when it doesn't fit my world view, they are lying and hiding the truth

I’m not scared of this faggot little virus

threadly reminder to BUY A FUCKING GUN. It doesn't matter what caliber, 90% of attackers will be scared off by the very sight of a gun, one firing, or from being hit with a bullet even if a .22. Don't be ashamed to buy that Heritage Arms revolver

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If I catch this virus, I’m going to do my best to spread it to furries somehow.
You will join me, right anons? Those furfags have been begging to get wiped out since their very conception.

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>he doesn't wear his penis sock
honestly now, how fucking out of touch are you people

>Not even adding South Dakota infected and dead as if a previously uninfected state suddenly going to 20% death rate a big nothingburger
Who is posting these threads?

A C C E L E R A T E

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same desu

Are they that autistic or can you sauce me

isn't that term reserved for HIV?

oh, when you start grasping at your chest after coughing up a copious amount of blood because this literal airborne AIDS is ripping through your lungs - that's when you'll see how fucking juicy this "nothingburger" is. I'll pray for you though, no one deserves this shit.

Based and redpilled skepticism desu

>not sharing

Fuck you and the clique you claim nigger

Guys i have a 101 fever. Headache, kidney pain, and im in San Antonio. Im fucking scared
I love you bros. Love yourselves while you can

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I mean, yeah it'll work and shoot stuff real good and all

but you should still be a little ashamed of it

>nothing happen guys! keep working so the economy doesnt crash!

Cui bono, imbecile

its good to see alex jones picking up new hobbies after all his social media bans.

comfy here in Alaska

>THiS cHArT sHoULd TeLl yOu evErYthInG yOu nEEd To KnOw

Considering the fact many articles showing LACK of chemical needed to test on top of the fact how many people are being tested is absolute dogshit we have no idea what the numbers are. You’re too fucking stupid to realize that we dont have information to determine if things are getting better or worse and you decided to pick a side shows me your IQ is phenomenally low. I really do hope you get infected. It will do the world a favor to bring the avg world IQ up a little bit.

>panic buys gun
>gets seized by alphabet bois the very instant user's city is quarantined
it's too late

When I get it yeah. Until then I’m hunting faggots like you

>Man with HIV: “I am growing stronger”

remember the ayylamo!

>Love yourselves
why would i start now? i hate myself and everyone around me but most of all i hate myself

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Hope you have all the supplies you need. The shelves are emptying.

>joke with friends and family about coronavirus getting them if they're not careful
>also buying gold and a gun
This is gonna be it. My gut is in this one.

>chinese bioweapon killing everyone
>basic supplies running low in my area
>case numbers starting to go up exponentially

I should have prepped a week ago

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Can that actually kill anyone, what if multiple attackers?

he did it because you touch yourself inappropriately, and jesus called upon him to spread pestilence.

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1st death in Indonesia, a 53 years old diabetic foreign Nokia employee, coworkers show symptoms, the whole office building will be disinfected

>Love yourselves while you can
Based and coompilled.

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well it did
pic rel
also bed sad face cannot be unseen

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.22lr can penetrate level 2 body armor, so you can at least drop a few cops before they kill you. Shotgun is preferable, but I was just stating that even poorfags can have something to defend themselves with.

hell you can even find a Hi-Point for $100 if you get lucky. they're ugly as fuck but they're never gonna break and will throw bullets down range

Hang it up, lads. At this point, coronavirus is going to kill 1 in 3 of us.

Yea all those damn chinese Iranians and Italians dropping dead

Where the fuck do you live. Shelves still full in Texas

A single bullet for each one is enough

Alaska.

Good luck user. Sounds like you might want to head to the doctor though. Seems like you could have a kidney infection rather than corona. I don't think kidney pain is a symptom.

>in my area
are you west coast? I'm debating on whether to go get a gun both for defense and backup plan if my original plan doesn't work.

Ignore all thread splitters.
Unless the garybot has identified it as the legitimate Wuflu thread do not engage.

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-food-banks-run-low-on-basics-as-donations-fall-and-shoppers-stockpile-11954815
>difficult to purchase the "food we need in the quantities we require"
>"We are reducing our food parcels by about a third at least in order to make sure that we've got enough to see us through this crisis,"
>Food banks are expecting a fall in donations to continue
>She warned stockpiling and hoarding "demonstrates a real lack of awareness as to how many millions of people are living with food insecurity in the UK"
>"If donations dwindle or if volunteers are unwell, food banks may be unable to help adults and children going hungry."
archive.is/9EklI

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Around 15-20 percent overall

warsaw university is being shut down till mid-april since today
22 cases confirmed so far

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We have all heard of "just a flu" posters
But have you heard of "just a common cold" posters?

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Fuck bros. I just don’t want my mom to die.

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A nurse got depressed in #Iran and released this video

She says "Please, for the love of God, don't come out of your homes... since this morning 100 people have died before my eyes,"

twitter.com/Ruthlessindia/status/1237243468805582849

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Any Coronachan drawfags around?

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how much gold is really gonna be necessary? I feel like there's only so far it can go in barter before people want to actually trade goods for goods especially if you live in a small town
also how tf are you supposed to use gold just a tiny amount is $1000+ silver is much better desu

what do you mean? It fires bullets, of course it can kill someone. In fact .22 can be great for dropping humans because the bullet will penetrate and just bounce around in the skull/chest cavity. It's a 6 shooter, so probably not the best for multiple attackers unless you're a good shot, but this is about as cheap as you can get for something that fires bullets, and firing bullets is better than a fucking bow or slingshot or machete

My brother works for the military and he called me tonight and said some things. Legit not scared anymore....it's just the fucking flu

>Thank you for playing "Earth Simulator 2150"
>You have selected "Difficulty: EASY"
>The simulation will now begin...

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lul

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thank you

>10 day holding period in my cucked state
Do I break my self imposed quarantine and go tomorrow? I feel like shit will be fucked by then and no one will be there to give me my shit anyway.

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>said "some things"
go to bed trump.

The shitpaper, Clorox wipes, soap, and bleach were all gone as of tonight in my area. We had our first cases confirmed yesterday afternoon.

I prepped in as soon as i stumbled upon Pol back in january; later than most, after quarantine was breached by normals. It was way too early.
Mom found the deen drawer and freaked.

Beijing is fucking dead

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Life isc precious, fren

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>tell my mom to minimize going out to the store because there are community spread cases now
>tells me I'm nuts

University of Milwaukee extending break a week and telling students to prep for finishing the year online.
Fuck Bros thought I was safe in Wisconsin

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Example 2
Use of NH4Cl in Treating Hepatitis Virus
Clinical evidence related to administration of NH4Cl to individuals were provided as indicated below.
Patients were treated according to the above described protocol, using a dose of 3 gr/day. The clinical results are given below:
Patient A Disease: chronic hepatitis B Viral charge before treatment: 1.65 × 106 IU/ml Viral charge after 3 months of treatment 1.65 × 103 IU/ml Patient B Disease: hepatitis C Viral charge before treatment 1.65 × 108 IU/ml Viral charge after 3 months of treatment 1.65 × 106 IU/ml
As shown by the above data, treatment with NH4Cl is able of reducing the viral charge of a factor of at least 102 in humans.

MIT and Harvard are sending all their undergraduates home.

based retards

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-google-north-america-employees-work-from-home-2020-3
>Google is recommending that all of its tens of thousands of North American employees work from home
>recommend all workers who are able to work remotely do so until at least April 10,
>the most sweeping remote-work orders of any company to date
>Many major US tech companies have instituted remote work policies for at least some of their employees, including Apple and Facebook
>also barred all of its employees from traveling internationally
archive.is/Y5eq9

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I mean i thought a 22 doesn't have enough power to penetrate the skull.

society is fucked user, stop caring about the safety of others at this point, the government has stopped caring. Go to basspro or walmart or cabellas or whatever the fuck and order a gun TOMORROW. 10 days sucks but its better to start now than never. Armslist also works if you trust classifieds.

>it's 18 C where I live.
The virus won't survive this weather.
I'm gonna live.

Tfw baking scrumptious sourdough bread for the past year

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Wuhan is a literal ghost town

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>everyone in my family is old or fat or both
i've already accepted the reality of someone in my family dying, the sooner you start wrestling with the idea the better.
>t. dealt with sudden family death and long drawn out deaths

>0 traffic on weekends
so they are being forced to go back to work and don't want to go outside for anything else?

>tfw Khabib VS Ferguson is going to get cancelled for the 5th time

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Can confirm as a chronic ignorer of problems

I bought weetbix guys

Ammonium chloride inhibits SARS-CoV infection of Vero E6 cells
Since chloroquine inhibited SARS-CoV infection when added before or after infection, we hypothesized that another common lysosomotropic agent, NH4Cl, might also function in a similar manner. Ammonium chloride has been widely used in studies addressing endosome-mediated virus entry. Coincidently, NH4Cl was recently shown to reduce the transduction of pseudotype viruses decorated with SARS-CoV spike protein [17, 18]. In an attempt to examine if NH4Cl functions similarly to chloroquine, we performed infection analyses in Vero E6 cells before (Fig. 4A) and after (Fig. 4B) they were treated with various concentrations of NH4Cl. In both cases, we observed a 93–99% inhibition with NH4Cl at ≥ 5 mM. These data indicated that NH4Cl (≥ 5 mM) and chloroquine (≥ 10 μM) are very effective in reducing SARS-CoV infection. These results suggest that effects of chloroquine and NH4Cl in controlling SARS CoV infection and spread might be mediated by similar mechanism(s).

East coast, work a a big supermarket, people are flipping the fuck out and I was laughing at them a week ago

They're literally grabbing shit out of my hands/uboat as I drag it up to stock it. Toilet paper and any kind canned or preserved food. Any kind of disinfectant is gone completely. Sold out.

Now we're up to 13 confirmed cases and it's obviously circulating throughout the population. With the giant ass crowds I've been around I probably have it too.

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New clusters in S.Korea
HAPPENING

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