>Coronavirus: Health minister Nadine Dorries tests positive
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>Prince Harry reveals his and Meghan Markle’s agony over Megxit in call to hoaxers posing as Greta Thunberg
thesun.co.uk
>Government refusal to publish ‘characteristics’ research could be debated by MPs after 100,000 sign petition
independent.co.uk
>Brexit department officials scrambled to help coronavirus planning, as PM narrowly avoids humiliating Huawei defeat
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Lest we forget
Good morning in your rented flat
here's my low-cost dining unit
better than a deanobox
Morning
anything's better than a deano box mate
I only browse pol very occasionally - more of an r9k guy when i happen to this website, in recent years anyway. Didn't know Tim got posted on britpol as well, I thought he was just a britfeel thing.
bumping out of contrariness
He doesn't get posted much now days, which is a shame because we desperately need the need the schizophrenia awareness.
I guess Tim is more or less /comfy/?
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First day of /nocaffeine/. I'm gonna make it lads.
Who is this duderino
Good luck
Just some poor fella being harassed by the government and Sainsbury's.
Hello bongs!
bump, wake the fuck up wagies
redpill me on caffeine
i'd let him curl me up like a pretzel
me too
Did he die? Last I heard he was homeless and the last twitter posts I saw of him were him flat naked showing his cock
kek
nah he still tweets every dinner time daily
So he does, got a new place too I see. Looks very comfy
Greggs for breakfast
Bump you lazy fucking neets.
Its chinas fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills
Its chinas fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills
Its chinas fault my rents gone up again
It's chinas fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school
It's chinas fault I’ll never own a home
It's chinas fault my eldest still live at home past their teens
It's chinas fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night
It's chinas fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks
It's chinas fault I cant find them good social care
it's chinas fault the main road into town is congested every morning
Its chinas fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week
>Its chinas fault
simple as
MORNIN CUNTS!
annyeonghaseyo
So did anyone watch eddies "im going to educate brit/pol/" jackanory stream last night? I thought about watching. But i didnt want to.
Jesus I'm late
>Prince Harry reveals his and Meghan Markle’s agony over Megxit in call to hoaxers posing as Greta Thunberg
Holy shit please tell there’s audio of this?
>wagie
So whats on the menu for neetscumlife today then: learning the violin, studying latin? Or is it yet another day of vidya, wanking, crying, and terminal virginity?
You're not Bruce. What did you do to him?
Can't wait for the queen and her shitfuck nonce parasite scrounger family to all meet coronachan
Good morning lads.
I've developed a deep liking for are Moatposter, won't have a bad word said about him, just letting you know.
What effect will the upcoming death of a few thousand white british pensioners from coronavirus have on society, in your opinion?
Load of millennials will get deposits together.
That's a good thing!
apparently the health minister had met with boris and boris has met with the queen during the corona transfer period, so there is a good chance she does have it lol
God I feel like a cam girl and I fucking love it
Its the corona virus fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills
Its the corona virus fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills
Its the corona virus fault my rents gone up again
It's the corona virus fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school
It's the corona virus fault I’ll never own a home
It's the corona virus fault my eldest still live at home past their teens
It's the corona virus fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night
It's the corona virus fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks
It's the corona virus fault I cant find them good social care
it's the corona virus fault the main road into town is congested every morning
Its the corona virus fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week
>Its the corona virus fault
>diversity is our strength
fingers crossed.
Boker Tov
Mate i visited your country many years back. Without a doubt, sainsburys made the finest sausages.
I wouldn't mind Lizzie pulling through, hers pedo son Andy- I have different desires for.
And as for kikel BoJo
>Coronachan, you got one job to do! Don't fuck it up! Seriously! Kill albino baboon or be killed
checked
You just reminded me that I recorded more chaturbate cam whores last night. Need to upload them to pornhub
You're from Sainsbury's aren't you?
Do you make money from that shit?
Prince harry
>some sick people run the world
the absolute state of roasties lmao
No mate. I think you can by being a premium user but I just do it hoping their male family members come across them and have words desu. I've had a fair few taken down and been banned twice but fuck 'em.
pretty sure that counts as voyeurism which is illegal.
All of these problems could be solved by unlimited immigration from the third world
kek fucking based
are you talking about yourself? is this a ruse?
Already have that here in shit hole London
What are you, the cyberpolice?
Make room for more immigrants to do the jobs we are traditionally too lazy to do.
Don't know mate. Stick 4 finger up your clunge online should be too imo.
I'm a lad, lad.
>I'm a lad
did that stop anyone before?
Got your tv licenses paid already?
Never have never will
is it still womens day, or black day, paki week, islamic month, windrush day, africa week, slave remembrance fortnight, trans year, gay day?
Listen bootleg Bruce, do you wan't me to thump your skull for you?
Funny part about black history month etc. is that it's just basically containing black history to a single month where as white history month is every fucking month.
They played themselves.
Why's it given me a new ID this fucking spastic chink image board
It's holocaust remembrance millennium aka kikel kvetching nacht.
LOL I guess not, but no, I don't pose as a woman for profit. There is a AI anime bot on chaturbate and lads are throwing hundreds, thousands of £$ at it. WTF is wrong with these lads?
>support RNHS
>There is a AI anime bot on chaturbate and lads are throwing hundreds, thousands of £$ at it. WTF is wrong with these lads?
They have to be poos.
Who's going to administrate the administrators?
What happens if/when the majority of government take a sickie over this.?
Bitds are going ballistic about it, couple of threads on it - nicking their pussybux.
You’re hired
I never thought I'd see this day
I've been watching a lot of Indian tech support scam videos recently and It's making me despise them even more.