/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1876

>archive.is
This be a faggot thread

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Be careful in the subway and don't touch anything anons. There's some sick people out there.

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You get a mass grave, you get a mass grave, everyone gets a mass grave.

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Is she really that bad?

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Interesting

bruh

>id
>FIRE
uhhh

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bring it faggot, southern israel will rise again

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fix your dns

Monkey gets the shotgun. RIGHT NOW!
Enjoy your (YOU)

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You didn't listen.

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>The Coronavirus is no big deal

Why are French people so retarded?

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>I SAID; GIVE ME YOUR STASH OR DIE.

As soon as I lunge at your face, pulling off your mask and spitting my infected drool over you like a hungry zombie, you will more than likely whimper off and die.

Um when is the government gonna shut everything down before this gets worst. Can we just be smart for once??

At work until restaurants are shut down. Is it true restaursnts are still open in Italy?

PUT THE MONKEY IN THE BAG

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Negronies took over

THIS is why the Wests numbers are so artificially low.

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>id
>uh
UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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No

PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE! womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

Yes. Everyone dies. It's a fact.

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>Is it true restaursnts are still open in Italy?

6 am till 6pm, staff and customers all have to be a meter apart.

What the fuck is that and where can I get one

nigga, that's an archaeological site.

china meat market

Modt countries are full of retarded automotons that cant critically think or handle breaks in their routines. These people would mentally breakdown from quarantine.

Why are these retards still pushing the 14 day meme when it's already been proven wrong?

Looks like they'll be staying low too.

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have you ever seen an archaeological site? you usually have an easier time finding shit when you don't just dig a bunch of deep tight holes, you know, so you can actually move and see what you're doing?

You had your chance, this was the last day you had to quit your job and possibly survive this.
You were warned in 2016 about this event and deemed worth saving, dont ignore what has happened here.
Quit your job.

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>and that's the story how all frogs with smurf fetishes died in one fell swoop

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EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
>EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
>EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
>EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA

I don't wanna eat it, I want it to be my friend

sauce?

FAGGOTS LIVING IN GAY FAIRY FANTASY VIRUS LAND WHERE THEY FEEL LIKE THEY KNOW SOMETHING AND ARE IMPORTANT

They can't contain it. It's already in too many places. The only point of quarantines is to slow things down or buy time. They don't want to buy time. They want to push through and get muh stonks muh GDP back.

make yourself into a giant retard who will loot other people's stashes.

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>2 community transmission cases
That's enough going out for me.

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Nice macaco.

Germanbro from last thread
>There are hundred of agents who had the mission to infect different nations. Italy was someone i know, also south korea death cult guy.

Tell us more.

Redpill me on the Seattle lockdown.

nigger, an archaeological site just flew over my house. don't try to lecture me.

>phoneposting nigger
Kys

>meme flag
woah

a method of calculating the number of actual cases from deaths

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This, so much this

what do you mean by "white people"? Americans?

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

writing my resignation letter now

>The only point of quarantines is to slow things down or buy time
and to subtlety alert the public to the threat without inducing panic. IMO.

Oh hijo de macaco.

>Looks like they'll be staying low too.

Sweet Fuck. I'm gonna go innawoods.
Will take wind up radio.
See you guys in a few years.

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Is that legitimately happening? I can't find good sources

Any spainfags willing to translate the clip at 2:00 ?
youtube.com/watch?v=OqQh4LNtDc0

Or we are cheering it on and have been waiting for the entertainment to come

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Except the doubling time is 3.5 days and the CFR is anywhere from 3 to 15%.

>Except the doubling time is 3.5 days and the CFR is anywhere from 3 to 15%.

Still can't believe any of this is really happening. It's just like a bad dream.

WTF? You're gonna stay in isolation for one year until it MAYBE blows over?

Fire

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Plenty of them at LifeCare.

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I got fired Christmas last year, living in a friends storage unit, things can only turn up from here

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You dont understand how many people are about to die.

don't be worry! rick boomer just told me it was a flu

Received a pandemic plan written by state government from a government body at work today. Shit is about to get real.

Take me user, I don't wanna bug out alone. We can start a schizo raider gang.

You all got your respirators in time right? We gonna be Code Vein soon.
youtube.com/watch?v=DQtCJ2r1Qnw

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yep.....know you are going to die.

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kys nigger

Don't forget your entertainment prep anons, quarantine will be boring.

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I'm prepared to do two years. Cabin fever is my best friend.

That is grim brother

I WAS AT PAX A WEEK AGO AND I'M COMING DOWN WITH A FEVER PLEASE SEND HELP

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Boiiiiiis Coachella postponed it’s been real

Why is Japan seemingly doing alright?

>I got fired Christmas last year, living in a friends storage unit, things can only turn up from here

Once the oldies start dying off, just move right into their house/apartment and tell the neighbors you are a grandson or something.

Brocoli is not on the menu boys

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My dad just died of this, however he was in his 70s, chainsmoker, alcoholic, high blood pressure and had a heart attack 5 years ago.
It's been years since I spoke to him, my brother just called me and my mother (they're divorced) to tell us.
Even though my relationship with him was horrible (abusive, alcoholic, jobless and an all-around horrible person) this is a sad way for him to go. Absolutely nobody went to see him, so he was all alone.
My relationship with him was so bad I used to say that he would not see me when he was on his deathbed. Never thought it would be like this though.

It's really sad that we won't get any new figures out of China. Tens of thousands more are most likely infected and they'll pretend it doesn't exist to save face internationally. The western media are eating up the propaganda just like the leftist intellectuals did with the Soviet Union.

We won't see the full extent to this until they collapse a decade from now.

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post pics pls

Actual super spreader caught on camera

>You dont understand how many people are about to die.

Saved. No, they don't. This is Biblical shit.

hi niggers i work for death and the seasonal log is only slightly increased, tis a boomer purge nothing to fear unless you are an old shit sucking social security and not letting your doomed progeny inherit what is theirs.

normies are really sleeping on broccoli. shit is amazing for you, tastes good, and fits into any meal. really niggerbrain-tier to not buy the brocc

she'll smother you with her tits, giving you pneumonia
then she'll crush your balls
i hope you're into CBT

Best broccoli, tastiest broccoli

NORMIES UNIRONICALLY BTFO

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>wear mask
>wash hands
>keep public areas clean
that's literally all it takes, and it is why western nations will crumble

radio.com/blogs/miles-in-the-morning/scientists-will-pay-4500-to-inject-you-with-coronavirus

Alright boys who's getting injected?

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Go watch Time Team dickhead

Fuck normies

>coliflor
>is broccoli
Not fooling me Pedro

I bought half the ones in my city. I don't know who bought the other half. Apparently even wearing the disposable ones makes me a target now.

no thanks

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Mia a shit
Io is love

Island countries always do better in pandemics, they can monitor everyone who enters and exits

>Received a pandemic plan written by state government from a government body at work today. Shit is about to get real.

Mate, you need to give a summary. We are your bro's, we help each other out.

I have a shit ton of food but no PPE beyond gloves and sanitizer but I live alone in an isolated small community and staying inside all day is standard procedure for me so i'm fine. Considering one last outing to a large grocery store for more long life milk.

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I would do it for $45,000

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