/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1875

► Detected: 119,217 ► Died: 4,299

>NEWS
UK health minister tests positive
archive.vn/2iakF

Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
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US short on crucial chemical needed for tests
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Corona-chan mutates, gains Dengue fever-like symptoms
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LATEST CASES
03:05: 5 new cases in Georgia, United States.
02:42: 8 new cases in Florida, United States.
02:25: First 2 cases in Michigan, United States. One in Oakland County and one in Wayne County.
01:10: 242 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
00:45: China’s National Health Commission reports 11 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province.
00:45: 13 new cases and 22 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:14: 7 new cases, including 1 death, in Panama.

>MORE
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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6JCPUfito
foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-the-coronavirus-will-get-worse-our-leaders-need-to-stop-lying-about-that
t.me/coronavirus_timeline
twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1237601224288956416
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/cG9oP6VlT2GiyARfFYMyfA
womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake
rdcu.be/b2Nit
youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw&list=PLOHUDpBbkVyaxtU2yQWtDMxu2HmcYGm-Q&index=3&t=0s
youtube.com/watch?v=z32xSK90JmU&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/BNODesk
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,778 (3,158) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,755 (64) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,695 (35) Germany 1,565 (2) USA 1009 (32) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 587 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 374 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 94 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Norway 400 Sweden 351 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 189 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 Iceland 81 Israel 80 Czechia 80 UAE 74 Kuwait 69 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 34 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Bulgaria 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Lithuania 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 5 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus, only Asian.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

It's OVER.

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kys

Your stash, NOW. Give me all your supplies or die.

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THAT'S A BIG BURG

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No.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6JCPUfito

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mmm fresh bread

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Tucker Carlson has had another one of his brief, brilliant moments of lucidity. Can't believe this is coming out of Fox News of all places.

foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-the-coronavirus-will-get-worse-our-leaders-need-to-stop-lying-about-that

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

I AM PISSED I WORE MY N95 ON THE BUS TODAY AND SOME GIRLS WERE LAUGHING AT ME
I HATE YOU POL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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when the census man comes along with fema goons

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>NOOOO IT WILL HAPPEN, Y-YOU'LL SEE
>I-I KNOW IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS, BUT J-JUST WAIT ANOTHER WEEK
fuck this nothingburger pussy-ass """"""""""""virus"""""""""""""""

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pic

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NO NOT THE GOOGLY EYES!

yummy yummy corona cunny!

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BLACKS NOT IMMUNE

"Local couple returning from France found infected in Burkina Faso."

>LOCAL COUPLE AKA, BLACK COUPLE

I would laugh at you too faggot.

""Safe""way wageslave here. I have some unknown illness but I haven't seen the doctor yet, not because I can't afford it LOL I'm just lazy. For the past week and a half I've been cooffing on people at checkout and when I handle their deli food.I would wash my hand's but they get dry from the store's cheap soap, in fact some times I don't even wash when I've gone pee I just tuck my penis over my pants then tuck it back, a bit of pee gets on my apron that I don't take off because lol lazy, but what can you do? haha. Anyway It gives me joy to think I'll take others with me if this shit gets serious!

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They won't be laughing anymore once they start coofing

>still burgerposting

My ex pagan friend used to wear his wizard robe and stave on the bus and get laughed at my teenagers.

we'll see who is laughing when theyre begging us for TP in exchange for footjobs

that's a big boi right there

mmm fresh meat

user they weren't laughing
they were coughing

>In 24 hrs, confirmed cases of covid-19 in US grew by 67%. This means 1,000 people have been infecting others for weeks. We wont know how many are infected today for about two weekS because of incubation period. We could have - or are about to - lose any chance of containment.

twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1237601224288956416
how does it feel to already be infected guys?

I honestly think that everyone who harasses people with masks are more jealous than anything. They couldn’t get their hands on one so now they pick on people who prepared for this shit.

Who has a recent graph of USA cases with the 1000 number? One with predictive curve would be nice

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Same Amerifat?

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No government or state is releasing ethnicity information. In the states, they’re not even releasing the city outside of Washington State

>kurteichenwald

What's the real death count anons?

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you’ll never find me buried box ‘o deenz!

it has to be at least 9001 at this point

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Why here are so many animated pictures about corona?

The 1,000 number is bullshit since they haven't been testing.
Whatever it is it will double every 4-6 days until there's a heavy lockdown.
Italy's lockdown will not be enough either.

Well China still exists and is threatening to economically retaliate against the US, so I suppose the world goes on. Might just be bluster while they lick their wounds but I doubt they would be talking such mad shit if they were on the brink.

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They'll remember your scent and track you down when they run out of TP and food.

Don't let their siren ways fool you when they do.

Anyone run the numbers with China and Iran excluded, since we don't trust them?

>USA
>15 recovered
>31 dead
>67.4% death rate

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should have got the fashionable ones.

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Media still doesn’t report on season flu deaths in the US, now at least up to 14,000 - 15,000 deaths

9999999999999999999999999999999999999 you are the last survivor

laughing girls . jay peg

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Kek

does this seem right?

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>burger at 1k now
Does anyone have the stats of Italy previously? When was it 1k there, and how long did it take for them to reach 10k?

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At least 3

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>at least 9001
add 2 zeros to the end of that user

Doctors are getting fed up with the nothingburgerfags.

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the numbers of tested in Germany aren't published much so for what it's worth, as of 7.03
32000 in clinics
12000 from family physicans

you're right and time will confirm it.

I fucked up and took an Ambien instead of an Adderall today. What did I miss?

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We have been testing. Unfortunately, we have only tested a little over six thousand cases. Honestly fucking pathetic and I hope our government is culled after this shit.

The useless ones you mean

FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER


I WANTED MILLIONS OF DEAD BUT SO FAR ONLY BOOMERS HAVE DIED

So what are you guys stocking for your luxury trade/barter goods?

>start to get a sore throat today
>starting to get fever
>7 confirmed cases in my city
Fucking shit bros. I'm going to see if this passes but I'm not dying like this. I'm gonna go rent a storage locker, park my truck inside, drink a nice bottle of whisky and call my ex wife. It was nice knowing you guys.

is this publiced here or is it new?

On December 30, 2019, Affin received a virus test report for patients with unknown pneumonia. She circled the word "SARS coronavirus" in red. When asked by a college student, she took the report and circulated it. To this fellow student who is also a doctor. That night, the report spread to doctor circles in Wuhan, and those who forwarded the report included the eight doctors who were disciplined by the police.
OFFICIAL DOCTOR TEXT FROM WUHAN DESCRIBING WHAT HAPPEND WITH DATES BY HER POINT OF VIEW
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/cG9oP6VlT2GiyARfFYMyfA

Out of 13 million (likely far more) infected this year

When 13 million get infected with Gorona, you'll be in a world of hurt.

Because this is the 2000th thread

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bullets for my gun. i'll barter your life for whatever goods you have.

Yay just found out the third victim to die from the corona was half a mile from my house

Most of the first cases were in literal nursing homes, bruh

simp

>I WANTED MILLIONS OF DEAD BUT SO FAR ONLY BOOMERS HAVE DIED
I still don't see the problem

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Most importantly, T*rkroaches got the coof.

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every corona theme same post.go die in a corner leaf

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Lighters and soap
plus rooster to trade for awesome stuff

so you want to die looking like a pleb?

Your stash. NOW.

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Can anyone post the original

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Play Plague Inc until it hits. Fun!

What was the site for "live" numbers again?

Why doesn't the news interview doctors on the front line?

NO user you want to live as revenge
> t. divorced user

Fat tits or gtfo

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does she have a dick?

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PROOF that the corona-virus is FAKE! womenarestupid.site/blog/proof-that-the-coronavirus-is-fake

RIP bitches who really wanted to fuck mask user but had too much respect for him

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I wont be dying and I look like a king

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once they run out of tests, what numbers will we go by? just deaths suspected to have been corona?

you get 1 wife to take with you into the post-apocalypse of coronachan, make it count

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I honestly can't tell. I'm a bit of a retard, so take that for what you will

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soo Japan isn't testing because they want the games to go on right?

Italy Twitter Updates.
It's fucking grim lads edition.

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If not wanting to drown in my own blood makes me a simp then sign me up senpai.

Italy's first diagnosed case was on February 20th.
There was an unusual amount of pneumonia cases before then.

CORRECTION: “seasonal flu” deaths between October 1 2019 to February 29 2020 in the US are now at 20,000 - 52,000

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EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
>EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
>EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA
>EIGHT CASE CONFIRMED IN MEXICO, FIRST IN THE STATE OF PUEBLA

>www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-the-coronavirus-will-get-worse-our-leaders-need-to-stop-lying-about-that

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WATCH OUT SHES PACKING HEAT

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Women

So what now? Do they starve?

I am fully expecting Shinzo Abe to commit seppuku in the center of the empty Olympic Stadium, broadcast live across Japan.

Very scientific. Saved and reposted.

>NO user you want to live as revenge
t. divorced user who concurs with other divorced user.

Thank you to all participants since thread#1. Thank you and bless you and your families.

Dude this is a fuckin bioweapon and dont let anyone else tell you different. Get out while you still can. I was fucking retarded and decided to try being a wagie until the last minute.

Explain to a brainlet, does this really mean covid-19 attacks and integrates into the nervous system like HSV?

rdcu.be/b2Nit

Rolling

Over 400,000 deaths in that case by my lazy calculation. Only a little bit more than the flu.

pretty much

>before then
this year or 1-2 years ago?

Thanks Roasties!

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Trading Cards.

fuel,power generator,mask,rx drugs for hiv,HEPA,RO filter for clean rainwater,uv aquarium lamp to sterlize water and air.

OP you need to add South Dakota to the list. One dead in Pennington county 5 tested positive.

UK news progs have had interviews with Italian Docs. Was not good news, one said it was war.

>virgin 10 round Cali-cuck mag vs the 30 rounder all American mag

rolling

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More Italy Fuckery
This will be US , UK and Oz soon enough.
Police patrolling everywhere telling people 'Stay the fuck inside you bastards'

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That's a man isn't it.

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It is God's will for mexicos death
die you pendejo putas

Earlier that month.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

>Avi

Deborah Brook or Ava if I’m really lucky

rolling

don't worry,we will do whatever we can in case you or some of your family member die to put the follow description at the coffin 'IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO'

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Gibe Cassie, if not, gibe Mia.

>no dunny paper.
not gonna make it.

>If you only knew how LARP it really it is

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Post yfw the Pope dies from it

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1,000 square foot apartment to myself in (nice part of) major metro.

Or 2,000 square foot house shared with parents (50s) and grandmother (70s) in middle-class suburban subdivision.

I'm able to telecommute. Should I evacuate to my parents, bros, or ride it out at my place?

Im old. Come on Victoria!

>gets jewed by Carly
Okay....

I wonder what normie faggots are going to say to my stock prep posts when it's too fucking late!

ah good i can share this now

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Emily pls

How can I ally myself with the big retard? How can I gain his favor? What am I to do? Surely there's something I can do to appease retard-raider-sama

extortion and blackmail. sounds like my last wife.

Rolling

wagie wagie back in your new cagie

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>Thanks Roasties!

Here mate. Napkin exponential math projection of Oz cases.
I'd say she was running right along on schedule.

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Doc said they are basically not treating 60 and older—if need oxygen they aren’t getting it due to shortage of respirators. Only younger get it. High mortality rates will be happening

EIGHT CASE IN MEXICO IS A GERMAN NATIONAL WHO TRAVELED FROM NORTH ITALY

What's her face UK health minister has corona, she was also in house of commons with the other cunts.bAlso 3rd UK death was half mile from my house. Yay

Going on my last shopping trip tomorrow wearing pic related. I'm not going to end up on one your faggoty collages am I? Washington state is getting pretty fucked up.

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Niglet roll

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Can Canada be put under quarantine soon, please? I want to sleep in

Several hundred threads ago SpagettAnon told how those first areas affected had a huge amount of Chinese workers in the luxury clothing and shoe factories. This was when it first hit Italy and all those cases were from factory areas.

Come on, Hannah. Come on come on.

Fanx user - this too shall pass. Life goes on, and we love again...

or we get corona'd. Either way, it makes for an epic story.

My internet is out and the outage is centered around NYC, which is nearby.

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giving in to social pressure like that...
pathetic

Are you abroad? Why are you so nervous?

Doss it spread through food? I'm a cook and I have to clean dishes in the dish pit after a customer eats and throw out their used napkins.

Source on Canada numbers for a brainlet?

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why the fuck are we not getting any more leaks from china? did they just manage to kill all leakers or close all VPN? they numbers are probably on millions already, even if they had it under control after the quarantine the virus has a 24 days incubation, the cases that would have developed after the quarantined on people who ware still healthy but infected should elevate those 80 to a few hundred k at least

Rain ponchos I bought for cheap.

re-rolling. sorry, no negreses.

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How the fuck are you posting then, Dark Wraith-san?

Kek she looks sorta wholesome though, but I guess that's how they get ya

are there collages for us faggots?

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I wonder if they'll seal us all inside our houses/apartments when this shit really explodes.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw&list=PLOHUDpBbkVyaxtU2yQWtDMxu2HmcYGm-Q&index=3&t=0s

You look fat user. How much survival blubber you hiding under that bloat?

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Here is an easy to comprehend chart for redpilling the Normies, if thats even possible.
Explain to them this is what the WHO are officially saying, which they are.
Irrefutable proof that its not just the flu bro.

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Roll

Roll for the baroness.

Wog posters said their roastie relatives and boomer parents were proudly defying instructions because "I can't stay cooped up for 24 hours!". One of them said his parents and sisters were still going to large gatherings like parties and shit. I was at work yesterday and the amount of yellows and browns openly coughing all over the place and not giving two fucks about covering their mouths means we're all gonna have to get it eventually now. And yet they ban smoking in pubs RRREEEE

No rerolls faggot you gotta stick by your wahman

Who is this Ava triple murderer? Can't find her. Also rolling

The D. Princess data is very interesting. No new cases in a long time, half have recovered, only 7 dead. We’ll see how it develops.

Roll

I'd wager they killed the cellular network when they announced the limitations on Internet in China

Yes, and no. It would spread through their fluids left on silverware and the plates

Enjoy your macaca!

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All these women are gross

that webm was seriously the last video out of wuhan. I have to assume they cut the internet / cell service shortly thereafter

youtube.com/watch?v=z32xSK90JmU&feature=youtu.be

HOLY SHIT, this virus is exactly like THE COMMON COLD. We're fucked.

Rolls

This

happeningfags BTFO

they all scare the hell out of me

They aren't treating young people with comorbidities either.

Basically 65 and over
Younger and comorbid

Only healthy people under 65

Astrology Anons, looks like SHTF in 2 weeks.

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Will the severe cases die when we run out of ICU beds?

let's go bitch

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>being close to NYC

Farewell, fren.

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Prepare you stash. Your ass stash

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You could have had the baroness of meth but her exquisite nature would be wasted on you

E3 HAS BEEN CANCELLED

JESUS CHRIST

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This seems to have left out the part where "mild" can include pneumonia

Great info, thanks user

roada rorreru

people actually have angle grinders and shit in their homes in the USA

Same. Reroll

God dammit I'm not that fat. Like 25% bodyfat, so yeah about 25-30lbs overweight. Winter has been hell.
Seen a few of people decked out in full PPE. Kinda feels warranted in my area though.

rollin

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Its just a flu

this is a nothing burger

stop being pussies

They are refusing testing for it too. Unless you have recently traveled or come in contact with a known carrier.

roll

I’m still curious about the recovered .... some brave user should track them down and interview

>magical thinking this hard

Jesus, user, you're fucking stupid.

I feel socially pressure by you guys to wear the mask and then socially pressured by the normies not to
How do I decide which social pressure to follow?

>the Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention
>implying the Chinese are telling the truth
>implying the death rate isn't 46% right now in Italy
fuck off ChiCom shill

If it was the flu it would have killed a lot more people

Jesus. That escalated quickly, didn't it? How are people not freaking out about this

Ok.

“Just the flu” in the US between October 2019 and Feb 29 2020: 34,000,000 – 49,000,000 confirmed cases with 20,000 - 52,0000 deaths.

This is more contagious than “just the flu,” but unlike just the flu, children appear to be immune, and those over 70 have a higher risk, just like the flu.

We shall see.

ew
reroll

BASED AND GARYPILLED
thanks for the millions of impressions and engagements, HAPPOONERS

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twitter.com/BNODesk

USA IS KILL

>we're all gonna have to get it eventually now.

Not this little black duck.
I've got a years worth of food.

fuck you nigger, i'm going with brook.

We have begun to ration certain items here in western Washington Se*ttle city faggots are buying up all our stock.

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fuck
my favorite youtuber looks like he has a fever and this was posted on the 3rd
is he gonna die?

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That camo won't do you any favours here. You're catching a .30-30 through the neck.

You're like the 4th bro to get a 16, looks like you're sharing

What model of 3M mask is that?

Good, it was a lame convention anyway

>49-51 Deborah
>Mischief
WTF is this, Hogwarts?

That monkey is a vector

i have lighters and bar soap already, rooster though is a neat idea
do you do bulk deals?
underrated, people will need some way to stay entertained (or gamble)
i sure wouldn't be trading anything for water sterilization, also why do you have drugs for poz loads?

>when the guy running from the right side sneezes and they're all chinese...

La Mao.

Shieeeat

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>not just using a few excavators

China is back to work. I have shipments coming from my suppliers in China again. Korea has reduced new daily infections drastically.

It's over. Happening fags BTFO'ed.

Parents. You should support them if they are ill, plus you have a bigger space to stock up.

Literally same shit as the common flu. Most people recover after few days of rest, some take it way harder, some get placed in induced coma to fight off infections... literally 9/10 pneumonia cases are due to the flu, in which can also lead to sepsis if not treated properly

that's the concern and epidemiologists are expecting 60-80% of the world population to catch this. so.

Meth baron reroll

IT IS QUITE INTERESTING,WITH NAMES AND DATES.WE SHOULD HAVE THIS ARCHIVED SOMEWHERE

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Except for Hubei, China is almost back to normal. Even President Xi dare to inspect the hospital in Wuhan yesterday.

Seppuku is for you

You want my stash? It's yours for the taking.

I left everything in One Piece!

I'm gonna be in the 81%. Don't @ me boomers. You wanted cheap labour and chink renters for your 4 properties. Welcome to the world you made.

just advice.
i'm ok and ride a bike to lose my weight in kunming

Nice slippers
ill be taking those from you after you visit.

Come on BARONESS OF METH.

Pls I want Courtney

>>implying the death rate isn't 46% right now in Italy
North Italy is wealthy, has a fuckton of wealthy older people. Its not unlike Florida.
What are you going to say about the death rate when it truly ravages Florida with a 90 percent death rate.

Necrophilia... owo

Expect respirator confiscations.

ROLLL

Unlimited rerolls?
Meth baroness get pl0x

>post tfw kissing nigger feet is a disease vector

then what do we do with the prisoners?

Post proof or you're a shill.

>python ./onions.py

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Wouldn’t get past my claymore your nigger

I demand meth goddess

Starting to sound like those medical staff in wuhan

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Be careful in the subway and don't touch anything anons. There's some sick people out there.

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How did I get the only niggress?

One more

bottom tray

>checked
HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK does one let themselves get to this point? I mean, I'm not a skinny guy, but after winter's over and the crocuses push through the late snow, I HAVE to start burning it off or I feel like absolute shit.
That's some serious Sloth there...

Let’s see my apoca-wife

fluboomers please leave

Unironically this

They just cancelled it because there are no games and no attendees. Nothing to do with corona.

Close fren. She’s the one that got away

>china
>normal

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Futures just hit digits

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Haley's fuckin' cuuuuuute.

What the fuck is wrong with Chinks? Just fucking stop already with the pangolins and the bats. STOP IT

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its advice that something useful.

I agree, most of the West is gonna die from this. I don't believe 81% of these cases are "mild". The death rates are WAY too high right now, and also coronavirus seems to get worse, going from those mild cold style symptoms to the severe viral pneumonia which is basically a death sentence

>Literally same shit as the common flu.

Not really.
Common flu doesnt hospitalize one in 5 of infected.

Phoneposting on 4G. I had better not lose my ability to shitpost if/when things go full happening over here. That would blow.

Bought it when it was about 150.

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That's the thought. Basically in western countries they aren't trying to eliminate it so much as drag out the rate of infection as long as possible so that ICUs don't get overwhelmed. Of course, they could rapidly build, deploy and train staff like they would in a war effort...but MUH BUDGET SURPLUS, MUH ECONOMY

>Victoria
>18 years old
>Elder abuse
>Assault
A literal Corona-chan, she's new to the world
and beats up boomers