/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1872

State of emergency in Michigan. Shit's getting fucky, mang.

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>work at restaurant
>getting less and less customers
>moving into my first apartment in april with chinese landlord
I hope he doesn't die ffs

Washington: Governor Inslee restricts gatherings of over 250 people

archive.md/pJt7V

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,778 (3,158) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,755 (64) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,695 (35) Germany 1,565 (2) USA 1000 (32) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 587 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 374 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 94 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Panama 8 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Norway 400 Sweden 351 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 189 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 Iceland 81 Israel 80 Czechia 80 UAE 74 Kuwait 69 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 34 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Bulgaria 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Lithuania 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 5 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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>Dead: 4,298
lol, still only 4,298.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,298? Four days? Five days?

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>be me
who else would you be, redditor?

Delaware will inherit North America

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Where's Argiebro anyway

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Quit your jobs

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get this retarded schizo shit out of here.

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good game lads!

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2000 calories * 30 if you want to be relatively comfortable

>Prints money
>Nobody is working or producing goods because they are quarantined for at least 3 months.

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I have a small PSA:

Take vitamin D supplements! Dr Campbell says it helps boost immunity and he's got reputable studies to prove it. Also eat eggs, liver, cheese, fish, and drink orange juice.

youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk

Uline still has 99% isopropyl alcohol, I bought some for "work" today

First time prepper here. Anyone got a good guide to toss for what to stock up on before I make my run?

I could be a fucktard, but you've got that covered

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LSU Professor

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How will I pay rent? Will I be evicted in the middle of all hell breaking loose?

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Fuck toilet paper man ramen and soup is sold out at my local save on foods. Food panic hasn't even set in yet. Just you wait until we hit Italy numbers no canned food anywhere.

>Trump did corona to destabilize the Federal Reserve
We've gone full circle

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Lockdown in New Rochelle is fake. It’s a NSA-Jew psy-op. Area is 90% Jewish. It’s a PR stunt to get Americans comfortable with the national guard controlling their supply lines, movement, food, weapons, etc. The media will present it as a successful collaboration between world health organization members, UN, national guard, and the New Rochelle community. Then they’ll begin sending the troops to other cities.

Watch for it. This is all a gay Jewish pay-op.

Disease expert on Coronavirus.
youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts

When they quarantine NY where do you think all those jews will go to?

Kommer Sisser Tod.

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How to defend my 90 days of bottled water and 390,000 calorie stash???

All i have so far is
- harsh language
- wildly elaborate but ineffective booty traps like Home Alone

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You know what the XFL is. What a fag.

>wake up
>we're still alive

what the fuck Yas Forums. Why aren't we all dead yet? nCov really needs to hurry the fuck up.

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Hospitals are refusing to test for Covid-19 and are giving Tylenol or similar drugs to patients with flu like symptoms.
I know about that because they refused to test me because I haven't traveled to China.

he died of seasonal flu. ironic.

short grain white rice
pinto beans
pasta
toilet paper
bottled water
sauces and spices to make the rice taste better

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How can you be in burger land and not be armed to your teeth

Guys, where is the Twitter screencaps with Italian doctors having to choose who to live and who to let die? I need to show them to my boomer parents. The sooner the better.

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Post yfw Corona-chan collapses society

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i gotta poop so badly right now
is this a symptom of the coronavirus?

Maybe you shouldn’t have outsourced all your industrial capacity to China lmao. I hope the extra GDP was worth it!

It’s fake. See

Singapore and Japan prove that masks work
After the cult crackdown, South Korea's numbers are dwindling. Fuck the cdc

Good thing to stockpile everyone forgets to: Cleaning products

Fuck off delafaggots

Marylanders are the world's most powerful race.

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im mirin your stash bro, nohomo. are stash pics gonna become to the new dick pics of the dating world once corona puts us all into lockdown?

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*coof* *coof*

feeling wheezy?

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>Get made fun of for lead Flint water
>No one ever comes to your lead water state
>saved from corona infection because of Flint
god bless you lead water

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Yes same thing in Denmark

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Free me from school oh dark one.

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no, (((they))) did it to ruin trump and america and implement the NWO.

>2 Cases in Pinellas County, Florida
>Firestone Grand Prix this Friday
I'm fucked

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you shitting me lmao
so fucked beyond belief

based niggers being incapable of installing water filters

live in Massachusetts in a very strict city. i need 2 people of upstanding character to write letters to the sheriff says i should be allowed to own a gun

what department of a ella shoe?

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Read: "Awaken the Giant Within", "Seven Habits for Highly Effective People", "Think and Grow Rich", and "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

How are you storing the water, plastic will not last 90 days for something drinkable

>1872 THREADS FOR A FUCKING FLU

>US broke 1000
Y-yay.

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1 case near Albert Park (Australia) , F1 gp this weekend

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Isn’t that against the 2nd amendment

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literally not a flu

One of my best friends lives in Copenhagen and I'm worried about her, she says everything is fine.
What's the status over there?

Everyone keep leaving out lentils , buy the core shit rice and beans.
Then buy shit you will actually eat that is shelf stable , pasta and sauces for most people is a go to for this.
Powdered milk and cereal while not good is another example of shelf stable shit you will actually eat.

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>dies 2 months later

I'm also wondering about this

hmm maybe...coof.coof

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get some cans of HASH or you are going to die.

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Holy shit a test kit just flew over my house

Engineering, specifically electircal. Though there is some crossover between other engineering majors.

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A lot of americans have 2000 calories * 30 stored in their gut

during a biological attack, do you think that china would ship out test kits to allow you to detect it early? imagine, we could be testing everyone who arrives in airports or by boat right now, instead, we might be doing just that and thinking they're ok because this incompetent government was given broken test kits, on purpose, and is so naive and filled with boomers that they just kept with it. "Just a flu"
China could drive tanks up here and say they're just "making some c02" and this government would take artillery up its ass while picking out logos for merchandise to pad their federal wagie jobs with.

Threadly reminder that WHITES are not dying from Chinese coronavirus, only Asians.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

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If you live long enough to use even half of this the world you emerge to will not be worth living in anyway. Of all the things to go light on you went light on the alcohol.

I have the same fridge.

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Will the national guard force citizens to participate in gay lockdown sex?

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Innawoods:

Any anons ever heard an Owl take out a Rabbit?

It's, quite literally, a bloodcurdling scream.

Be prepared.

yes, it feels like it should be against the constitution but nobody seems to care. worst case i can always drive 1 hour to new hampshire and buy a gun i think. maybe not though idk.

>travelled from Trinidad & Tobago
>Trinidad & Tobago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

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I have 2 to 4 cans of Hash.
Isn't cheap, but sure is delicious.

SLEEPO

BEEPO

>quit before lockdown
>miss out on free pay
stupid idea

>mfw 10 1KG protein powder containers were left over from a shipping order and therefore free at work

Time to go full apocalypse mode in time for the race war

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dude, you just going to live off peanut butter indefinitely?

My numbers don't lie you pussies!

This was taken last night at Walmart in Maryland

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>Kommer Sisser Tod

>not sure if mistake or intentional
You mean Komm, süsser Tod?

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>A women its our Ministry of Health
>More cases en Peru
>She do shit about it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHY ISNT MY UNI FUCKING SAYING ANYTHING???? ITS IN THE FINAL WEEK OF A STRIKE AND I HAVE TO COMMUTE THERE NEXT WEEK AND IT HAS ONE OF THE HIGHEST PROPORTIONS OF FAR EASTERN STUDENTS IN THE COUNTRY AND A PUPIL COUNT OF OVER 30K FUCKING KILL ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The relief I feel is for the globalist world order to finally come crashing down. I feel bad for the poorer boomers though, healthcare will soon become non-existent.

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Niggers are wearing used dollar store bags & Lysoling they keeeds!

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No

Guys I'm scared, someone quell my fear.

What's your post-collapse plan? I'm thinking of starting from small bandit leader to founding a new religion and reuniting the nation under a polytheistic incest-based polyamourous religion.

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Get ready fag, we are going to drive you into the fucking Chesapeake, blow the bridges, and watch the rest of your shitty state burn as we rule all of Delmarva as God intended.

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Depends on how quickly your state gets its shit together. The ones that are more denser probably will although it's not certain to be true in regards to competency

Diogenes

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It worked out for the kid, you'll be fine

Okay, lemme spell it out:

>open borders, international trade and travel
>>first cases
>blissful ignorance |*1|
>>more cases
>school, work, public gatherings, commute |*2|
>>more cases, potentially first death |*3|
>first panic buying |*4|
>>denial |*5|
>(...)
>>exponential growth proven
>lockdown
>(...)
>panic |*6|
>>collapse of healthcare system
>(...)

*1 No preperations; no infrastructure, no education for medical staff, no equipment.
The first batch of medical staffers get infected and slowly turn into vectors, undetected.
*2 Contamination of public places, public transport, work places; public gatherings are the first major transmission events.
*3 Psychosomatic cases piling into healthcare facilities, suffer exposure and slowly turn into vectors.
*4 Second major transmission event (close quarters, plenty of surfaces, contaminated air)
*5 Spiteful negligence, more rampant community spread.
*6 Third major transmission event (close quarters, plenty of surfaces, contaminated air).

Countries around the globe lack:
*experience
*discipline
*equipment
*facilities
*preperation

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264 confirmed infected so far, but they’re only testing people from China and North Italy who’ve returned from vacation

People going to work and school sick, not getting tested. I haven’t left my apartment for 9 days now. You will see copenhagen with military quarantine soon in the news.

Peanut butter and lentils is all you need

I laugh at the raid buying of shit like this. What are you going to mass disinfect when you never leave the house. Like they are gonna spray themselves with lysol for shits and giggles.

What's for dinner?

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its just in the original plastic bottles, those dont last 90 days?

The death rate is already 3% in the USA and it just started

Is there ANY good news at all?

I love the feeling of iso alcohol on my rashes and hands, and it smells good.

Not everyone has a gun. Many places outlawed “dangerous guns.”

25 oz can of store brand is only $2.98 at Wal Mart.

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Hahahaha, good for you, faggot.

Should I actually start a food prep? I have a low chance of catching the virus or it even effecting me as I am a 20 year old coomer NEET.

What do you think will happen if a medical staffer get infected?
What do you think will happen if a worker gets infected?
What do you think will happen if a politican gets infected?
What do you think will happen if a media celebrity gets infected?
What do you think will happen if you get infected?
What do you think will happen if healthcare facilities get contaminated?
What do you think will happen if public transportation gets contaminated?
What do you think will happen if production facilities get contaminated?
What do you think will happen if public institutions get contaminated?
What do you think will happen if stores get contaminated?
What do you think will happen if medical staff starts dying off?
What do you think will happen if the workforce starts dying off?
What do you think will happen if the politicans start dying off?
What do you think will happen if media celebrities start dying off?
What do you think will happen if strangers you used to see everyday start dying off?
What do you think will happen if your family members start dying off?
What do you think will happen if your friends start dying off?
What do you think will happen if a medical staffer's social circle starts dying off?
What do you think will happen if a medical staffer has to work 24/7?
What do you think will happen if a equipment is in use 24/7?
What do you think will happen if multiple countries prohibit the export of PPE and medical supplies?
What do you think will happen if multiple countries enter lockdown?
What do you think will happen if a store doesn't receive supplies anymore?
What do you think will happen if a production line doesn't receive supplies anymore?
What do you think will happen if a healthcare facility doesn't receive any supplies anymore?
What do you think will happen if you run out of supplies?

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It has everything I need

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>SUPPLIES FOR YEARS
>enough food for a few weeks or so
Are you going to eat that lifetime supply soap when you run out of food?

it will eventually hit a plateau and fall. I wonder what post-coronavirus world is going to be like.

It's insane how quickly this happened.

Cover, concealment and deception.

Dont let anyone know you have it. Fake cough so everyone thinks you are infected anyway.

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Good luck mass/bro/.

WHERE'S THAT ROGER WILLIAMS UNIVERSITY user AND HIS EMAIL FROM THE ADMINS?? THAT SHIT"S LEGIT RIGHT??
My kids go to school out there, under ten years old, and I'm heavily considering keeping them here for the forseeable future. It's already been two weeks and no signs of slowdown.

Baste and mormon-pilled.

That’s basically plebian dog chow

I wish I could be a cute anime girl.

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Actually kinda scared. Many colleges will go to online classes, MSU already has. My best friend has cystic fibrosis and is in Uni. Very sad. Any chance he survives this?
Digits and D*troit and Flint get wiped out of existence by her gracefulness corona-chan

> just a flu bro
*coof* *coof*
why my lungs full of blud
still just flu! *blcoof* *blurgged* *chokeghhhrh*

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Exhaustion + mental scarring + lack of workforce + lack of leadership + (...) + panic = bad.

The disease has, by default, too many modes of transmission and too many weird traits to be stopped ~
it should be obvious what happens if this disease takes hold in an unprepared healthcare facility,
production facility, public institution, public transportation.

Italy's situation is bad, but it'll become worse.

Everyone not taking this mess serious will eventually end up killing their families
and their friends.

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>100,000$ per ounce
Awww sheit son. I know it's bullshit, but what a beautiful bullshit it is.

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Fuck off Nigger, Mississippi is literally the only state with more Niggers by Percentage, we immune Nigger!

All set on food, water and ammo. How can I protect air vents from circulating in contaminated air?

The food isn’t for the virus
It’s for supply chain shortages
So yes

2 weeks

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Korea , Singapore, Hong king well contained it would seem,

Rare flag?

You cannot grow lysol from trees retard. If anything you are more likely to die by infections than by getting shot in a chaos situation

>highly infectious
>20% of infected develop severe complications requiring hospitalization
>public health systems on the verge of collapsing in every developed country
>everyone around me insisting it’s just a flu
Canada will collapse! Praise Allah!

>most disgusting shit on Earth IN A CAN!
RIP your heart

its not about if it even affets u at this point. people will start panic buying food. affected or not.

PREP FOOD NOW WHILE U STILL CAN WALK IN THE STORE NORMALLY LOOK ITALY IS GETTING ANALY RAPED STOP SLEEPING U FUCKING APES

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Fuck... Thanks for the info danebro.

I'm thinking about prepping next month, what do you recommend me to get?

Sounds like Mormonism!

Fuck user. Good luck.

It is bit this country is filled with weak normies who don't care about their basic rights..

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Was stationed in Biloxi
True, totally was a nigger state

Well yes I know that.