Do you really still use TP?

Its 2020 fren
Use fresh wipes

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I use my hands

I learn from nature.

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They don't flush. Do you put them in the trash?
>inb4 "but mine flush fine"
No they don't. Every wipe is rolling the dice on serious plumbing issues in your home.

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I use tp and finish with a wet tp then dry it up. Squeaky clean. Will never own a house again that doesn’t have a sink next to the toilet.

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What are you a serb?

>this
Do it at work too. The wet tp moistens the stuff that didn't come off with the first round of dry tp. Making it possible to get extra clean on the last round.

Yas Forums was hoarding TP months ago

This

Never had a problem and I take gigantic dumps

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Bidet master race

This. But I do tp, wet tp, practically finger my butthole with a fresh wipe(torn up pieces at a time to not clog the pipe) then with a dry tp again and then a a wet tp, then a dry tp to finish it off.

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You still need toilet paper
From experience, water doesn't really get rid of the poop by itself

The main pipe is a standard size in all homes. If you get a clog in there it will wreck you.

Plus what do you do put your pants back on with a dripping wet ass?

all white people use these

>they dont flush
boomer meme based on ancient product

You dumb niggers can flush more than once.

Enjoy the plumbing bill you fucking moron.

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Haven't had a problem yet even with loads of shit and tp and 20 wipees
It doesn't rely on the swirly water from above it has a depression in bottom of bowl with a separate water jet to push it all out

nigger everyone flushes these things, ive been flushing them for 35 years, they dont clog shit, its a fucking meme by retards

I bet your wife calls a handy man to change a light bulb.

No wonder Europeans hate American tourists.

Can you really not afford two tanks of water?

They don’t degrade well and clog up the sewage systems of major cities. Thanks for your contribution to messing up the commons.

If you flush too many wipes at once, it can cause clogs in the sewage system that need to be manually removed by government divers in poop-scuba suits. Not even joking. They're like the ultimate Jannies.

Not when you own the fucking home you live in, renters maybe.

They get paid though

i have never lived in a rental

Exactly my strategy. Works like a charm

Only niggers use public sewers
Cottonelle wipees are septic safe

I use these after a bender and my asshole is ground beef. And an old black guy brings these into the office to use, I think he's an alcoholic though

Higher-end bidet seats have dryers, too.
Pic related.

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I have a similar toilet and have to use a poop knife.

Ain't got time for air drying my ass

Bro... you can buy a travel bidet, a one time purchase of $8, and only use water.

I haven't bought or used toilet paper to while my ass in 5 years since purchasing this, go buy it on amazon.

Oh shit I haven't used a poop knife since the 70s

Get a bidet you cretins. You use some tp to get the bulk off then another piece to dry after washing, still using way less than wiping over and over. Also reminder that if you don't use a bidet your ass is crusted in shit all day

Just use an old Gatorade bottle and cut a slit in the top.

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Lol you guys call them poop knives? We call it an arse spatula.

How long does it take to air dry an asshole?

They're not flushable you dumb fuck. You're going to clog your pipes.
t. plumber

I use a poop rag.

don't use wet wipes. they aren't as flushable as they advertise, just end up making nasty fatburgers in the sewers.

go bidet or go home.

This
Even venture off to the sink
Best way

washlet confirmed

My rock hard shits don't do anything to my plumbing don't pretend a flimsy piece of cloth could do any actual damage

Do not use TP on wet hairy ass.
You'll have to literally pull the hair out to get that shit off.
Hurts like hell.

>plumber
>regurgitates fake meme

kek youre not fooling anyone tard

By shits he means dicks, and nones talking about putting wet wipes up their ass, weirdo.

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It'f it's 2020 like you said we should have the three sea shells by now.

Wipe with TP then finish up with a single wet wipe for a squeaky clean finishn

I live in an apartment complex so not my problem
Clean it up landie

It’s doesn’t matter what you use. We all still smell like used fajitas. Fuck it.

I’ve literally had a plumber out because some chick was flushing wet wipes and tampons down the drain.... also (another house) had tree roots break into pipe, all it took was tp to block it.

Ok boomer

Yeah that where dingleberries come from

Trust the Chinese to solve this Problem.

Liquid gold.....

>not wiping with pine cones
Not gonna make it

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>not having a bidet

I swear americans are so fucking gross

that's some good toilet mechanics desu senpai

They're not really flushable. You can flush them sure, but they don't dissolve like TP.
If you have a septic system they will absolutely fuck your shit up. If you have a sewer connection then they join up with every other dumb fucker's wipe and cause a massive sewer clog somewhere down the line.

The only correct way to use them is to wipe with TP like normal, then use a wet wipe for the final pass and throw it in the trash can.

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Yeah when I bought mine there was a pic of a 5 gallon bucket of golf balls flushing on the box.
So far I dont doubt it

Never had a problem
They claim septic safe
Use ridx every month
Had a pump out after 5 years and guy said it was all good

don't austrians have poop shelves or something in their toilet

This guy is right.
Literally had to had a plumber out for 2ply paper and he told me THAT is a common pluming issue. You people that said he's retarded don't understand the concept of solid objects that don't break down and how they fuck up the fluid dynamics of home plumbing.

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