Corona-chan has now made it to Michigan
We're so fucked it's not even funny. Thanks, you fucking asshole chinks for ruining the world.
You're assuming it was china because you are small minded retarded, and most of the cases in the US can be traced directly to jews. The clusters in NY, NJ, and Florida are all connected to one fucking kike.
All the toilet paper in lower Michigan will be gone tomorrow. It already is in parts of Lansing near Michigan State University (thousands of Chinese students)
better get stocking that shit, wagie
Bidets man, and 1 years worth of toilet paper. Some of us Michfags were prepared.
I work at a grocery store and a customer said he worked as a contractor for the DOD for FEMA (I'm not LARPing I know blablabla FEMA) and he got a memo to get 30 days worth of food. I looked in his eyes and he didn't seem schizo or like he was lying.
I'm not in panic mode but I did get some shit
Im prepared to gun down the nigger drones soon. When will we form /ourstate/ anons?
pls no
Oh no! Not my Yooperinos!
Lower Michigan gets bad summer storms and tornadoes. Prep for this is the same as for that. Be ready to lose utilities with the added issue of sheltering in place. Just basic preps.
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Ah fuck u beat me to it. Wtf michigan bros???? Ahahhahahah
baka ann arbor fag here, chinese already bought up all the masks in the original panic and were sending them back overseas. fucking locust race.
BUY VERNORS, NOW
They were so slow in A2. MSU Chinese students did this at the Edgewood Menards in Lansing back at end of January.
alot of local hardware stores in ann arbor started limited mask purchases. the local ann arbor shop I go to had some chinese come in and try to buy the entire stock for 3k.
Magical elixir based
Construction fag here all home depots stores sold out
There will be plenty of Vernors because of all the damn slide threads and bait threads burying this right now.
Bump for Michigan anons victory!
God I hope Ann Arbor catches it and they all die.
i wish i had a gun. i dont feel safe around my neighbors.
a bit rude
The race wars are coming user.
>Those SuperSized bounty rolls mutipack....
I really do like American Consumerism! ha
Buy one? They're like $200 dude lol.
Am i ready michigan br... Brooos
it's just hicks and (literal) pedophiles around this little court out in the middle of nowhere. the ones that try to interact with us most are insane. i want nothing to do with them during this. god i wish i wasnt a useless fucking neet so i could support my family more through this. at least 2 people in the house are at risk
its so you can wipe the beef gravy off your folds bud
Everybody in the state is going to become a neet thanks to the GOOKS.
I love American styled KitchenRoll, I now only buy Regina Blitz, no joke love it! haha
the era of the neet gods is coming
Based gasmask user
Bought back in September for big igloo but didn't foresee killer virus. Shirt I have is a big igloo shirt in pick
My NBC mask is an upgraded Soviet mask with Chinese PLA filter. Backup is a full face 3m 6000.
Fuckberries
Viper will save us.
i cant get a gun. what are some things i could do to protect my home if people come in (short of Home Alone-ing everything) ?
Hi point C9, feed it sig Sauer hollow points. Problem solver.
i dont know what im looking at
Master lock door bar. If locks picked when they kick in the door = broken leg and a secure door.
ill keep it in mind, thank you. but i was asking along the lines more of hitting people with something should they get in
Get a gun you're in America
The Fubar. Hammer, wrench and a pry bar all in one. Saved my ass in rural North Dakota one time. Hit a pipe that fell off a truck, pried off bottom of bumper, hammered back into place to make Drove able. Drove 100 miles to safety.
How fucked is west Michigan? I live in boomerville aka 616, so I suppose a lot of people will die. Will this mean cheap housing for young people?
Good goy
Me: looks At you and say “timone was a wonderful idea.” Also the image of Timone sticking his leg in a boat hole.
You: looks down in cowardice and fear. And you GIRL leaves you because she sees your flaws! (This post was a joke)
West Michigan has a problem. But your beer is so good you may be able to drink it away.
what can I buy for self defense if a gun is not a possibility? hachet? Machete? I am a chef so Ive already got plenty of knives
Sharpen and hone your knives. Chef's knives are amazing.
A stanley fubar and a hatchet could work. The most important thing is to stay calm and rational. Be smart, avoid conflict to begin with.
Bud, we're pretty fucking safe up here. Provided the snowmobile tourists fuck off.
Based finnish yoopers run the sauna at all times. Nice and sterile. Comfy too.
NMU fag here, this shit is gonna spread like wildfire in Marquette. Just had our spring break so everyone traveled and our 2 chinks in China just came back a few days ago. Pretty nice that I can keep guns on campus just in case gotta bug out though. Can't imagine living downstate right now though.
i'm scared
not for myself, but for my family
:(
been in Canada for 3 weeks can not find hand sanitizer anywhere
please do you want to touch my monkey
517 checking in
when shit hits the fan ill be wearing a gwar shirt and running around with a machete.
I can assume the Jews do a lot of things, but China has a history of being virus makers. Filthy chinks eating everything