/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1871

Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.Good night guys.

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leafniggers,
I have no PAL. i probably have run out of time yes? All RCMP niggers will be blockading cities or desert the force yeah? What do?

>"No my re-election, the economy, I said, what I said, it was perfect, like the transcript, the call, you cant do this to me Corona. I loved you"
>"It was just 23, it was only 23, you're fired, im fired, he's fired"

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>We're worse off, we have 50+ epicenters that are all infected and will be red zones in less than a week. The only reason our counts are low is because we haven't been testing. Its been here for WEEKS. Calling NY, Boston and LA are all lockdown before the weekend
Unlikely, they'll keep kicking the can down the road
shutdowns aren't gonna happen

MORE

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We won't get to play cyberpunk 2077 and path of exile 2

How prepared are you for defending your property, anons?
Post your gear.

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Why is the government not limiting travel? I know at least 10 people that are leaving Canada for spring break. Hawaii and Europe. Do something ffs!

kratom makes me immune to corona, suck it fags

>all those anons who thought they survived to play bannerlord

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Sorry user, the six people who died in the UK are all white, elderly whites also so less chance they race mixed.

Homu is my goddess

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Fpbp

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How's that MEGA archive coming along? And does it have all the hentai too?

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Reminder that Brexit and now Coronavirus are conspiracy theories created by canned food companies to instill panic and increase profits

If they don’t get stuck in quarantine abroad, they will be forced into one by the time they come back. Trust me

Are we all gonna get it?

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One of my friends is going on a cruise in a couple months and thinks I'm crazy for telling him to cancel.
Such a waste of money, at the very least you get sick and ruin the whole vacation.

How is everyone today ?

I can hardly breather right now, it hurts to hold my breathe, and I feel hypoxia.

Not sure if stress, corona or something else.

>difficult to reveal
>have a hard time killing people
>overwhelm the healthcare system anyway
>the end result is the destabilization of the affected targeted states
Corona-chan has all the logic of roadside bombs, and with almost the same result. Bombs budgeted at a few thousand dollars each require million dollar APCs to deal with them.

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((Ron Paul))) claims to be German but is actually a (((Jew))).

Based Italy going strong and left Korea, Iran, and Japan in the dust

From last thread if you didn't see it

This Coronavirus will doom us

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>source: dude trust me
They were Asian.

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1K CASES IN THE US!!!!!!! WE ARE NOW EXPONENTIAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

I mean at this point it's looking likely.
The question is: are we going to all get it at the same time and die in our over loaded hospitals or be fine later.

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This could be a VERY important read in the coming days or weeks: health.ny.gov/regulations/task_force/reports_publications/docs/ventilator_guidelines.pdf

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you are dead already

jyou can ust eat a cow steak as last meal

Don’t blaspheme

No, but probably around half of us will.... how lucky are you feeling?

mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168
"The WHO must immediately identify the lab that produced and spread the virus, as well as the other centers that supported the biological war against humanity"

I’ve never owned so much grain alcohol

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FAITH IS MY SHIELD.

I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!

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Next Friday, a 2 week quarantine will stretch across America. Army will be called in.
Bookmark this. Inside info from a spook.

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>watching the news to be weary of the merchant lies
>can clearly hear one guy coofing in the background
>the studio where they record it is based on the city with the most cases so far

GLOBO IS RIP, FELLOW MONKEYS!

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Dont worry user, nothing will happen. You dont want to scare the stock market ok?

You are retarded. Had you released the normal flu more people would have it by now.

Either troll or retard.

I believe but how about a little more in your source and any detail s

Unironically have eaten Reindeer, Cow, Beef among the rest.

Shrimps are OP, Chicken is MASTER RACE.

How is your cunt today amigo ?

get on my level

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>from michigan
>state of emergency was just announced
FUCK

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I got a spare broom handle which is about 5ft long and a fiberglass handle of a sledgehammer, no hammer bit though. Other than that, the usual knives and duct tape.

this just in:
RULES OF NATURE
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (ALIVE)

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Bit late m8, martial law should've been enacted weeks ago and social gatherings completely canceled.

When will normies wake up? Coworkers are telling others not to prep even with cases just a hour away from us

266 pages bruh i need a TLDR

twitter.com/Rover829/status/1237561523620331522
THIS IS WHEN CHINA STARTS RELEASING THE REAL
>REAL
REAL
>REAL
NUMBERS, SAYING THAT FOREIGNERS BROUGHT IT BACK TO CHINA.
>YOU'RE ALL TO BLAME NOW FOR RE-INFECTING US
JUST. FUCKING. WATCH.

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He is you guys, and everyone knows it.

I think a quarter of states are now emergency

these corona chan drawings are getting lewder by the day

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Florida user here who works at a airport near JAX. I’m fucked aren’t I?

they are in full shill mode, cant wait to see someone collapse live

>jew york
eh tl;dr, hope your shitty island burns to bedrock

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And Bacon strips, pork, goat too.

Chicken tastes the best, everything else, not so much lmao.

No American on this board acknowledges Paki's, Poo's and Timbuktoo's as "Asian"
You Sir are a liar and fraudster.

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Good thing it was after the voting...

>Saints Victor and Corona are two Christian martyrs. Most sources state that they were killed in Roman Syria during the reign of Marcus Aurelius (170s AD).
>Their legend states that Victor was a Roman soldier of Italian ancestry, serving in the city of Damascus in Roman Syria during the reign of Emperor Antoninus Pius. He was tortured - including having his eyes gouged out - by a commander named Sebastian.
>While he was suffering from these tortures, the sixteen-year-old spouse of one of his brothers-in-arms, named Corona, comforted and encouraged him. For this, she was arrested and interrogated. According to the passio of Corona, which is considered largely fictional, Corona was bound to two bent palm trees and torn apart as the trunks were released.
>Victor was beheaded in Damascus in 160 AD.
>Other sources state that they were husband and wife.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_and_Corona

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Why can’t normies stay home holy shit why is it such a complicated thing for them to comprehend

Nigga just make some tea, open your browser, watch a film

Put the stock market on pause for a month, let everyone off except medical personnel and police / military

NOOOO MUH STOCKS AND WAGESLAVING GOTTA CONTINUE user

fucking worse than crack addicts

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>state of emergency was just announced
State wise, all this means is Federal bux

does still anybody have the image with an italian guy in subtitles "I dont wear a mask, I want to die"?

>2 weeks

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its getting weird here in Colorado as of yesterday we had 9 confirmed cases and were are now in state emergency mode.
>just a nothingburger bro, you wont die by the kung flu

Eat some pork, muzzie.

this pic is full of misinfo, and has no sources, stop being a faggot

To think people actually thought it wasn't happening. I for one welcome our new viral overlords.
youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

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Pfft! I got not one, but 2 chanclas!

I actually just picked up a bottle, couldnt find any aloe gel, dont bother with baby gel that wont mix

>and die in our over loaded hospitals
I wouldn't even bother going there.

Gotta admit. I love /cvg/ threads. I made some memes at the beginning of it all and pretty much every thread there's 2-4 of them being posted in original or edited form, as they grow and take life of their own. My children are being reposted hundreds/thousand times and they grow. Single tear of proud.

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Those men are white in the USA

WHAT BEANS DO I BUY

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>FAITH IS MY SHIELD.
Go on...

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Fuck you I live in the confirmed county. These niggers hid this until after people voted. it’s so fucking shitty bro...

okdiario.com/sociedad/parto-marcado-coronavirus-madrid-contagiados-bebe-padres-ginecologa-5272408

>Spain government: just a flu

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>still no Delaware cases
We need to blow the bridges, abandon everything north of the canal, and annex the rest of Delmarva. Delaware will inherit North America.

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Tbh it's amazing how distanced most humans are from the rules of nature. It's like living in a parallel world where they don't exist. 100% subverted.

And they can get the Natl Guard to come help lock shit down.
Check out what they're doing in NYC. Locking down a mile and a half radius around the "epicenter" of their outbreak.

>the millions of test kits the US produced are all useless since they "forgot" the key reagents
They're not even trying

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China is the real victim here it's all the stinky foreigners fault for bringing the Italian flu

USA! USA! USA!

Because missing one paycheck means homelessness for 60% of Americans

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Based

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Nobody (you)s you anymore and that is not ok

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>Bannerlord will come out
[X]

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guys, i have a dry cough and breathing problems but i don't have fever, do i have it?, i don't even want to go for testing because if i don't have the virus i will probably get it there.

I’m lucky enough to have friends who are well armed and ex military. Otherwise I’m in the same boat user.

Worst case scenario I’m going to bass pro or sail and hoping I’m the first one looting

They won't. I've managed to get through to a few people close to me to at least stock their fucking cupboards, but people are so thoroughly convinced the media is trying to panic them. Fucking beyond retarded. I've never felt such NPC energy as this.

See
I belong to a 'minority' religion which isnt retarded about what you eat or drink.

Unironically have stashed a 6 pack of Corona to drink when I am infected lol.

From page 5:
"Patients with the highest probability of mortality without medical intervention, along with patients with the smallest probability of mortality with medical intervention, have the lowest level of access to ventilator therapy. Thus, patients who are most likely to survive without the ventilator, together with patients who will most likely survive with ventilator therapy, increase the overall number of survivors."

The rest of it is basically outlining how that is supposed to happen.

THOS one's

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The true faithful show themselves. Allah will grant their wishes.

Blocked user here, all my house its banned from posting, idk why, also, idk who are you Ecuador user, but thanks for the kek, stay safe bro

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You have one infection — Joe was coofing all over Lawrence O'Donnell yesterday

Ebola-chan has nothing to do with Islam, Corona-chan is a false plague goddess.

What's the smell of a girl's asshole like?

Even Arabs are starting to look smarter than Americans

All of them; however, I have a preference for Blue Runner.

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>Locking down
not really, if you look at what they're actually doing, it's just telling people not to gather in large groups. There's no real quarantine going on. That said, Jew York has taken the best measures so far in the US, but that's not saying much

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KEK same, I dont have dry cough but I just cannot breathe lol.

Watch doctor campbell's video on diagnosis

youtu.be/fUir2Q1uxxs

negro

No fucking way. Source?

Yeah but the flu has so many ways to mitigate it
- vaccines
- tamaflu
- antivirals

This we don't have shit for let alone have any pre existing exposer to. Granted it's not spreading as easily but in the span of 2-3 months has picked up a fair amount of speed and wouldn't be crazy to believe by April or May we are overloaded with cases.

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*ACHOOO*
Yep, that's it. It was nice shitposting with you boys all these years.

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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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USA made it to 1,000!

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Pelosi stands firm amid calls to close Capitol

> Why is Pelosi insisting on keeping the Capitol open when Nadler is pushing to close it?

msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pelosi-stands-firm-amid-calls-to-close-capitol/

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it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes lung failureeeeeeeeee

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It takes like 6 months to get it, you are fucked. No store will sell you one without it.

I've been having a dry throat and coughing for two days now. Eyes get watery randomly and I've been leaking out of my nose for about 24 hours...What is happening to me Yas Forums? Am I gonna make it out of this?

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I imagine the choices are:
shit
bleach mixed with perfume

lol laugh in his face when the entire ship gets quarantined for a month.

Beaner

Norahhhhh

Normalcy Bias
The normalfag will go on being a normalfag for as long as is possible because all they have known is normalcy
I've seen people break down mentally in simple Basic Training exercises because they were never yelled at or put under stress before in their entire lives

Damn I'm glad my state is based for once. with happenings coming it's good to know I don't need a permit to let niggers know I'm loaded

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All of them.

scratch yours and sniff, just like that but on another person

Ironically after all of this they still have their faith, guess religion really can make people dumb, you either fool people or be fooled by religion.

Region?

>My college closed for 3 days due to corona
Let's go based corona chan

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Fuck;ing based beans poster

I don't trust my country's number at all

user I would take the little time you have left to prep.

I don't think he has even been to Delaware while on the campaign trail. The only candidate to visit us in the last few decades was Trump in 2016.

I doubt they'll do lockdowns in Canada. Too big of an area to even bother. Maybe Toronto and Vancouver at most.

leaking nose makes you safe, just a cold bro

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twitter.com/EpsilonTheory/status/1237578456356909057

an arbitrary amount of poop.

Real life is about to become Bannerlord. Hope you put stats in athletics because I'm coming for that booty.

mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168
"The WHO must immediately identify the lab that produced and spread the virus, as well as the other centers that supported the biological war against humanity"

I have a small PSA:

Take vitamin D supplements! Dr Campbell says it helps boost immunity and he's got reputable studies to prove it. Also eat eggs, liver, cheese, fish, and drink orange juice.

youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk

>The Corona Virus was actually released by Taleworld
>They only made a few mock up pictures and a limited beta
>In order to avoid missing the target date because the game doesn't actually exist they engineered a bio-weapon capable of sending society back 40 years and released it in Wuhan
>Just so that right before the game was supposed to launch development and distribution would get shut down and they would not have to release the game and can claim the data was lost during all the panic

Son of a fucking bitch.

yes, negro beans

They only care about the economy, all the time in news and politicians always talking about the economy.

PEOPLE are going to die

FUCK THIS SHIT

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Just made a video and transcribed it. Chink gets kicked off his uber ride for "having corona" and wanders around the street while everyone is telling corona at him:

youtu.be/gosr0aaHkgI

>playing some games having fun
>alt tab
>realize im actually living in during the biggest and most deadly plague outbreak in human history
>post apocalyptic world soon, nothing will ever be the same
>fear

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Yeah, they keep repeating the media is just fear mongering but to me it seems that they are under reporting. I truly hope it's not too late for most to wise up.

Gun post . c a hope you have something good to trade

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The non medical test is to take a big deep breath and hold it for 10 seconds.
And I mean deep it should hurt even for a healthy person, if you can do that without erupting in coughing you should be good.
If not , keep watching the temp.

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Nobody chearing for Metokur?
His streams are a goldmine.
Full-Blast Forever.
Be sure to listen to his first streams about the outbreak.

400 kill in one-handed, you'll be the one running

We told you about capitalism and its faults bro. They would literally let people die just not to miss work days

WA user here. I think I'm infected, but have been holed up at home anyways.
>black sick shits
>shortness of breath
>sore throat

Also pic related happened.

seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/gov-inslee-to-restrict-gatherings-of-more-than-250-people-including-sports-and-concerts/

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>twitter.com/EpsilonTheory/status/1237578456356909057
Thanks user, and also:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is the R0, Yas Forums?

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Imagine if Biden gets Corona virus
Markets will crash like a fine chinese vase

>media is causing panic!
But the media was literally telling pwople for months not to worry and it'll all be fine. Only pol knew to stock. So how can anyone spin this as media frenzy? Media was saying all is okay

DON’T | FAGS
OPEN | INSIDE

yeah pretty much.
I live on the beach in South Carolina. New Yorkers have started to show up here. By next month their will be tens of thousands of them. There will be so many old people with tubes in their throats hogging every last fucking bed in a few weeks that its a bit scary. I walked off H1N1. Maybe I can do the same with this. Fucking New Yorker will be taking up all our beds down here. Fuck every last one of you.

Lads I'm compromised.

I'm sure they could temporarily suspend things like rent, property taxes, and evictions if they cared to. It would be a minor inconvenience but it sure would help towards uncucking the situation.

>Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes

Fuck this is bad. Chink virus could indeed be the end of the globalist world as we know it, and thats a good thing.

Also, im a med student, yesterday i went to the Biggest Hospital in the entire country to take a test from a dumb bitch teacher, bitch saw me with my n95 mask, protective googles and full on desinfectant + extra alcohol at hand being careful and laugh at me, told me "mask dont work user, you need to wash your hands, lol"

God my country is fucked please remember Ecuador when we all die in a month

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Nothingburgerfags are on fucking life support

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Really, just how fucked is Turkey? They aren’t reporting cases or anything

Why is that fren ? Are you IP blocked ?

Stay safe out there. Good luck !

What are you saying, girls dont have an asshole.

IT'S OVER 9000

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>Died: 4,295
not great, not terrible

>GLOBO
isn't that network the cnn of brazil?
filled with globohoomers?

>dog in video isn't being eaten or beaten to death
Chinese people are capable of empathizing with animals? Are they evolving?

underrated

>most deadly plague outbreak in human history
this aint the black death m8. relax.

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lmao, based Arabs not giving a damn about political correctness. If you're a plague dog you're a plague dog.

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU STUPID NIGGERS THE SCHOOLS ARE STILL FUVLING OPEN GO FUCK YOURSELF U FUCKING IDIOTS IM DRICING THROUGH TAKASAKI RIGHT FUCKINH NOW AND THR STREETS ARE FULL OF KIDS IN FHXKING BIKES IN SCHOOOL UNIFORMS YOUVFUCKING STUPID FAGGGOTS I FUCJING TOLD TOU THEYVDIDDNY SHHUT THR FUCKOONG.SCHHOOLSVACROSS THE COUNTRYYY VARRGGGGHHH IVFUCKING HATE YOU STUPID FAGGOTS FUCKONG DIEEEE DIEEE

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Bwahahahahaha mutts not even once

i'm from tarapaca, and i believe we have 1 case in iquique, so we're probably fucked.

>3.6 rontgen.

Still barely anything in Africa....

Okay, lemme spell it out:

>open borders, international trade and travel
>first cases
>blissful ignorance |*1|
>more cases
>school, work, public gatherings, commute |*2|
> more cases, potentially first death |*3|
>first panic buying |*4|
> denial |*5|
>(...)
> exponential growth proven
>panic |*6|

*1 No preperations; no infrastructure, no education for medical staff, no equipment.
The first batch of medical staffers get infected and slowly turn into vectors, undetected.
*2 Contamination of public places, public transport, work places; public gatherings are the first major transmission events.
*3 Psychosomatic cases piling into healthcare facilities, suffer exposure and slowly turn into vectors.
*4 Second major transmission event (close quarters, plenty of surfaces, contaminated air)
*5 Spiteful negligence, more rampant community spread.
*6 Third major transmission event (close quarters, plenty of surfaces, contaminated air).

Countries around the globe lack:
*experience
*discipline
*equipment
*facilities
*preperation

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What about Doom did you pre order doom The new doom?

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What do you think happens if a medical staffer get infected?
What do you think happens if a worker gets infected?
What do you think happens if a politican gets infected?
What do you think happens if a media celebrity gets infected?
What do you think happens if you get infected?

What do you think happens if healthcare facilities get contaminated?
What do you think happens if public transports get contaminated?
What do you think happens if production facilities get contaminated?
What do you think happens if public institutions get contaminated?
What do you think happens if stores get contaminated?

What do you think happens if a medical staffer's social circle starts dying off?
What do you think happens if the workforce starts dying off?
What do you think happens if the politicans start dying off?
What do you think happens if media celebrities start dying off?
What do you think happens if your family members start dying off?
What do you think happens if your friends start dying off?
What do you think happens if strangers start dying?

What do you think happens if a medical staffer has to work 24/7?
What do you think happens if a equipment is in use 24/7?

What do you think happens if a store doesn't receive supplies anymore?
What do you think happens if a production line doesn't receive supplies anymore?

Exhaustion + mental scarring + lack of workforce + lack of leadership + (...)

Everyone not taking this mess serious will eventually end up killing their families
and their friends.

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>implying that normies think this is not a nothingburger
>implying that the goverment is competent enough to see its not a nothingburger

its normie cope, shell be dead in a few weeks and youll pass her corpse, will you laugh?

They aren't reporting because they don't want to give TW an excuse to miss the date.

Better stay there and infect as much colombians as possible

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>seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/gov-inslee-to-restrict-gatherings-of-more-than-250-people-including-sports-and-concerts/
for the love of God archive that shit annon!

even Hitler would give more fucks about Germans

Probably just too much of a shithole to test people

+8 FLORIDA
>+8 FLORIDA
+8 FLORIDA
>+8 FLORIDA

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Danish normies going apeshit on normiebook because they are having viral pneumonia but the government doctors won’t test them for SARS because they haven’t been to Wuhan or Milan

The 264 cases in Denmark are just people coming back from Italy. They haven’t even begun testing for community spreading yet. It’s over.

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Damn I love Runescape

That's a lot of masturbating.

NPC meme is real.

ASSEMBLE, KNIGHTS OF NEO-ALBION! WE SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES AND RECLAIM OUR KINGDOM!

It is bring-your-own-toilet-paper in the castle right now though, at least until things settle down a bit.

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cuomo threatened lockdowns in NY this afternoon unless testing canspeed up (it cant)

>be me
>prepare for Corona and general bullshit
>Corona happens
>play vidya
>sleep peacefully
>continue life as usual at family cabin
>get exiled from cabin
>now be living in shitty apartment
>99% chance I get infected now, previously 0%
>gotta buy land and shit to get to safety
>no longer vidya time
>no longer usual life
>I curse the people who sabotaged me and my preps

DOOM ? more like
COOOOOOOOOOM

The Cassandra Complex is the worst curse anyone could ever have. It's worse than atlas or prometheus or king midas.

There is literally nothing you can do to prove to the masses that this shit is coming and it's real.

You would think an entire nation quarantining itself would be enough. You would think TWO nations doing so one of which is the largest in the world and the economic hub of all other nations doing so would be enough but everyone is just marching along like nothings wrong

It's insane.

Bong here, there’s a case confirmed less than a mile from me. I have cats, they usually go outside, should I keep them in to stop coofers petting them and bringing it inside?

Yes, it is.

LMAO

Bannerlord never EVER lads

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