PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SEETHING EDITION /ptg/

Especially considering the economy is now crumbling which was the only thing Trump was relying on to win

they probably put him on the world's last ludes after he snapped at that union guy
unironically, quaaludes with coffee would be the perfect script for him

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>This is very bad for Trump
is that right

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>One critical lesson, though, didn’t come from Anthony. It came from a complete stranger who reminded me why I hate most dog parks: They’re so unbearably, unapologetically white."

>Anthony and I politely walked away from the woman, him fuming at someone so fearlessly questioning his expertise. But I couldn’t get past the coat. Does my dog have a coat? Why, yes. In fact, she has several. She has seasonal attire. It matches.

>Informally, I started asking friends of mine with dogs if they went to dog parks. Two were Black, one was Puerto Rican. Every single person said they just didn’t feel comfortable. It was always too white.

>too white
>unbearably, unapollogetically white
>please stop being white, *ahem,* racist

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revenge

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Based beaner.

>the economy is now crumbling
> which was the only thing Trump was relying on to win

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>Muh unity
This will not work. Pure insanity.

NO REFUNDS

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SAY IT WITH ME

N O

R E F U N D S

Yep expect a lot of distancing from gun grabbing and free shit for illegals

Trump just broke the Incumbent record in Missouri and and Michigan.

Maybe Biden will grope his wife lol

Tubby is apprently mini mumbai mike lee when it comes to immigration

From 5th place to winner in just a month
Is Joe the underdog and Americans love underdogs

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The media enacting pitiful damage control when Biden inevitably makes several gaffes during the debates will be priceless.

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corona, it'll attack his weak heart too

>Trump just broke the Incumbent record in Missouri and and Michigan.
big if true

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This biden speech is low energy but at least he's being coherent and not slurring?

>muh NRA
>we must fight climate change
>we will restore world order?

uugh

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NO

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Have you tried not being a nigger?

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The lack of reporting on this is pissing me off tbqh

>If you Bernie voters decide to sit out the general election instead of voting for Joe Biden, that's coming from privilege
-CNN

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Lads I think I am infected with coronavirus. Pray to the Lord and the Blessed Virgin for me.

>Anons missing the obvious joke that Reagen literally had Alzheimer's
Don't worry user, im paying attention to you

Why did Biden curse out a voter for accusing him of a thing everyone knows he’ll do?

Good to hear.
I'm sure Dem turnout was high, but how has it compared to 2016 levels?

Minimum 2016+3 for Trump

Fuck you Bernie Bros we Biden niggas own da Democratic Party now muthafuckas dis our house if you wants to be allies you best stay in yo lane

Bernie getting up on stage to endorse Biden will be he funniest shit in the world.

>Biden not making any gaffes
>actually able to quote the Declaration of Independence and Constitution
This is VERY bad for Trump. Biden is winning back the voters that hated Hillary

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is that a boy or is it a girl

DNC has two plays going for them.
Either they're going to select Biden's VP to comfort voters that even if Biden has dementia there's this probably black female president waiting in line.
Or Biden is going to have an episode before the convention and have to drop out allowing the DNC to build their own ticket.
Screencap this post.

>Fuck everything. Fuck you.
-Hasan Piker

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I got your reference user lol

The media has been against Trump since 2015, why the fuck would they start pretending to like him now

Post Alzheimer’s Reagan.

Literally just ORANGE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAD

Get tested and quarantine now nigger

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>is that a boy or is it a girl
Yes.

proofs? this was said in an earlier thread, but no one provided proofs

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>leftist minorities are so mentally ill, they can't handle a white person not completely submitting to them

Sad!

You'll get the prayer, but remember your odds of recovering are 99.2%, that's 499 in 500.

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catholic retards were the proto mexicans

I think I've got it, too. Picked it up on my last supply run, ironically enough.

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Women and Niggers looks up to a CHAD like Biden

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>the economy is now crumbling
That's right faggot. Sell low.

Even fox doesn’t talk about it much because they dont want to dab on bush

Because he isn't sure what decade it is thus he's confused as to what Democrat party platform he's supposed to be representing.

>Biden is winning back the voters that hated Hillary
until he talks

They have to convince Bernie not to debate against Joe. There will be less outrage if Biden only debates Trump 1 time than if he never debates Bernie. He'll never make it through 2 hours.

They already canned the live audience. They are gonna push hard for him to drop out in the next few days.

>Joe Biden managed to string together 2 consecutive sentences without drooling on himself
>This is VERY bad for Trump.

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The question is how many people listen to the establishment this time. If they fall in line MI and WI go blue with their 2016

Record Dem turnout too, but as you know, many Republicans vote in those to get the weakest candidate, which in this case, is Biden.

*odds of recovering are 99.8%

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Well I put my money on Warren so I guess that sucks for me.

It's pretty disappointing that the fun is over all so quickly.

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>This surely isn't astroturfing

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So when is Madam President going to become the democrat candidate after Biden dies?
There are no good guys running in Alabama. Sessions is a snake and will show his serpent scales when important stuff arises, and Tubbs is a faggot. Democracy is a big gay.

>Fox News
>pro Trump
There is no better way to spot a normie or someone with absolutely zero political insight

>planning to
Bernie is keeping options open, negotiations for 4th summer home are in place

>together
If you call Joe "shut up and do what you're told" Biden unity then, yeah, the Democrats are and will be "united."

YESSSSSSSSSSS
PLEASE SCORCH THE EARTH BERNIE. LAST CHANCE.

F

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Lol I love dumb people

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>muslim-free zone

Imagine the possibilities
>Trump constantly tweets pics/vids of Joe inappropriately touching women and children.
>Trump brings Hunter's hooker bastard child on stage and asks Joe if he's met his new grandkid yet.
>Biden suddenly thinks he's in Vietnam
>Biden physically assaults Trump on stage
>Trump physically assaults Biden on stage
>Corn pop's son endorses Trump
>Trump says the Nigger and the black people respect him for saying it. He secures 97% of the black vote.

These are all realistic possibilities. What do you guys think is gonna happen?

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>this is a pivot-to-general speech; Bernie told him he’s conceding in the morning over the phone
Tim Pool is right

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he doesn't even remember beau is dead, it's fucked up tbqh
reminder he said "my sons (emphasis on the S) hunt"

HERE COMES THE FUENTE SURGE DRUMFFAGS

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There won’t be a debate, it’s over. Bernie supporters are gonna flip the fuck out

That's literally all it takes. The Democrats HATE Trump and his margin of victory in the Rustbelt was incredibly small and only because they hated Hillary.

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>Warren drops out
>refuses to endorse

absolutest of keks, she literally cost him the nomination and thinks she'll get Biden's VP slot. She is not only low IQ but also a fucking snake, it's amazing she's allowed to run anything.

is he reading from a teleprompter? because he doesn't sound senile at all, he was lisping, slurring, and mispronouncing words though

>2016 levels
Without 17 competitors it's obviously smaller. Michigan broke 1.3 million voters in 2016 and it'll probably finish at 500,000 or more in 2020. On the flip side Trump got over 480,000 votes in 2016 against so many competitors and will be receiving more than that in 2020.

WHEN I SAY NOTHING, YOU SAY BURGER
>NOTHING

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48 MINUTES AGO

PFFFFFFFFFAHAHHAHHAHHHAAHAHHHAHAHAH

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>Trump constantly tweets pics/vids of Joe inappropriately touching women and children.
This

>I'm the senior political analyst for chapo traphouse
>I'm also a NYT bestselling author

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>there are nonwhites in the thread

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REFUNDS

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by all the numbers Ive run. I keep getting a 3.5% death rate. right in line with spanish flu

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She's not looking for the VP slot, that's a career ender; she wants a permanent appointment to some globojew agency

>That's literally all it takes.
I wish I could assume you're being ironic, but there's just so many retards in the world.

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The Dems should be concerned about these numbers. They indicate that Biden is already getting the votes the Dems rely on the most - women and blacks - which Hillary turned out in 2016 to the max.

Bernie is much more popular among Latinos and almost equal among males. Lots of votes to be bled to Trump or a third-party.

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>$1500
Or the average amount of spending money a student in community college has left after paying for classes and books on a loan.

Will there be refunds?

You are unironically retarded

>30,000 vote margins

This isn't how it works retard, otherwise Nixon would have lost 1972. People trend towards the incumbent president, Trump will win by more the next time around. It's not fucking hard when you have literally 200 years of elections to compare data.

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Contraception is treason and sex means children!

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wtf gender even is this?

Wow, this is REALLY stupid.

Would be pretty funny to find out after Biden cinches the nomination that Dem participation craters into the ground.
Unless people want to vote Bernie to keep Biden from getting the delegate count, but that seems all but impossible now.

>making it rain on a casket at a funeral instead of paying your student loans
based

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>Lads I think I am infected with coronavirus.
>I think I've got it, too.

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Trump won a lower share of the white vote than Mitt Romney.

This faggot is still around? I thought he dropped off the face of the earth.

OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY JOEPEDOS

I thought trump was going to announce complicated measure tonight? Can someone give me a QRD on what he released.

>we're going to completely forget/ignore/deny all the flubs and dementia moments Joe has experienced over the past weeks because he's doing ok for one night

His time never came.

F

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Sessions doesn't openly oppose immigration on his website now. He just hides the fact he endorsed Trump on an obscure page.

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>bernie 2024
>

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Bye, Bernie. NO REFUNDS!!

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Is fucking a menopausal MILF considered a form of contraception?

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New York BETTER START SHOPPING FOR PREP

Containment Area Planned for New York Suburb to Stem Coronavirus Spread

New York Will Establish Containment Area In Part of New York Suburb to Stem Coronavirus Spread, Gov. Cuomo Says *National Guard Will Be Deployed to Containment Area in Part of New Rochelle, N.Y. *The Containment Will Last Two Weeks, Closing Schools, Facilities in the Area ...

wsj.com/articles/containment-area-planned-for-new-york-suburb-to-stem-coronavirus-spread-11583858117

money doesn't win elections

>why can’t I seem to pay off my loans?

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They usin' one o' them there super-pooters?
Time to go out for a good ol'-fashioned evenin' o' lickin' doorknobs.

Biden was the lead candidate at that time, right? What is Cernovich trying to prove here?

Prolly one of those insect ones

And yet he still won.

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Trump actually locks hillary and biden up

HE'S CRASHING THIS PARTY
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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that's a bad bitch move, don't play
that's hilldawg levels of cunning
just break it down: she knew she wasn't winning the nom, do you think she wants to pay bernie level taxes?

F for fuck him

pls stop
im 2 weeks into nofap/no porn

My Pumpkin Cot has been missing for 48 hours. Had here for 7 years. I'm pretty upset about it. Her was a good love cat. I'm guessing she's not coming back. Gotta work tonight just wanna get drunk. None of the neighbors have seen her and she never goes to far from the food bowl. She hardly ever wants to go outside but she did bc the weather was pretty and she has been cooped up all winter.

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For the record, “joepedo” is an ironic meme that was designed by whatever IRA is calling themselves now. That’s Internet Research Agency, by the way.

It was no created by Biden supporters. It’s in no way sincere.

Just putting it on the record for when people search through the archives down the road.

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK
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trump is kind most of the times desu.
he just retaliated against people who are nasty to him

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NYers are megafucked always walking near eachother and on trains and shit

Nope, that's just batting practice with a couple donuts added for weight

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Biden has less authentic energetic support than even Hilldawg had. The only chance the Democrats have is impassioned anti-Trump hysteria, which the fucking retarded D leadership has burned up to a crisp a long time ago. I honestly think it's largely just going to be top Democrats yelling at their own supporters to get in the line go out and vote because we told you so and don't want to look bad. Which will be really almost amusing watching old white Democrats yell at a bunch of kids, blacks and minorities to just shut up, stop debating or making demands or expecting concessions and just do what they're told.

>bernie getting blown out again
>supporters are depressed as shit

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Prayed for you anons

Idk but old women are gross

Is anyone left to stop the roaches from eating us alive while the government keeps us down

This

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BERNIE IS LOSING IN WASHINGTON

RIP kot
so sorry user

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wew

Your retarded post would be valid if the stock market getting fucked up was Trump's fault, but as everyone can see it's the fault of a fucking virus. Furthermore oil spikes are correlated to recessions, this isn't a recession but a market correct. In addition Trump wants to cut taxes while Dems want to raise them- which is more popular if it WAS a recession?

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>old women are gross
checked

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"By any objective measure, the exact opposite objective measure proves that my insight is correct"
And to think that I torrented his gorilla book

Sorry bout ur kitty bud

why did Joe biden sound somewhat legible today? was it a teleprompter? or is it unironically like reagan? having good and bad days

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>half nigger
well, what did you expect?

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Ok, thank you Joe Biden campaign handler (and whatever state department agency you're connected to)
But this just makes me want to make it into 20 more maymays

Because they both have dementia

► Detected: 119,179 ► Died: 4,295

>NEWS
UK health minister tests positive
archive.vn/2iakF

Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
archive.is/jLP6C

Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
archive.is/2YKrJ

All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

Corona-chan mutates, gains Dengue fever-like symptoms
archive.is/PJp5G

>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
archive.is/Em4Pj

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
archive.is/qTbtA

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
archive.is/kdBtS

>LATEST CASES
02:25: First 2 cases in Michigan, United States. One in Oakland County and one in Wayne County.
01:10: 242 new cases and 6 new deaths in South Korea.
00:45: China’s National Health Commission reports 11 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province.
00:45: 13 new cases and 22 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:14: 7 new cases, including 1 death, in Panama.
00:08: 3 new cases in Paraguay.
23:57: First 2 cases in Bolivia.

>MORE
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cope seethe dilate

Looks like Jimmy from South Park grew up and became a Chad.

Checked for pumpkin cot coming back after a nice walk

>1500 dollars
For that kind of money i could have bought a 2-hour, 2-girl nuru nuru massage with full service with big tiddy japanese soapland girls, and have spare change for a good sushi dinner

Why are there people like this?

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