woke up with dry throat/yellow phlegm, fuck I have it
Xavier Adams
Corona Virus Stimulus Package:
Spend public funds to prop up banks and top listed companies on the ASX.
Once public funds are exhausted, tell the public they are on their own and retreat to a bunker.
Once everything is on fire and there are no emergency services and the army is in shambles, force the public to source limited plant equipment and diesel to dig their own mass graves.
Emerge from the bunker a stronger and better Liberal Party, ready for the next election.
Ian Howard
Remember, every tax dollar you send to Canberra will be diverted away from public health. Ok, maybe we will get a multi-million dollar hand-washing ad campaign, but that's all.
I thought it was just a meme but the local woolworths didn't have ANY toilet paper what the fuck is wrong with people? I swear atleast 75% of the people in this country have
Cooper Reed
Two of the confirmed Victoria cases visited South Melbourne Market, which is usually busy and cramped , you are always squeezing passed people. And Kew, Richmond and the Elwood Hotel having confirmed cases. They’re still refusing to test people that haven’t traveled or been in contact with the 20 confirmed infected. The government says “in a few weeks will be the time to close down public gatherings” while meanwhile we’ve already had an infected person attend a rugby game. Melbourne is lost and if you’re in that area, you’ve got it. I fled to the country 4 days ago from Port Melbourne and I’m praying I made it.
Hunter Sanders
Please go to the doctor, get refused a test and angrily coof all over the cunt.
Xavier Allen
Can confirm, im currently in the testing facility in canberra because i was in the defence office with the outbreak and have the sniffles.
Despite it clearly being a public exposure issue i have to foot the $300 to get the test that work is forcing upon me.
On the plus side i get to work on DIY projects with paid leave while i wait for the 3 week isolation period
Ian Torres
>praising a mossad agent
Ethan Ross
Die in your rage alt right hicks
Sebastian White
it's the boomer mentality probably, people like to hurt others while claiming to be awesome capitalists and shit
Carson Wright
Glow thread, Doctor user was right about the pop up clinics...
>>IN AUS 20th march lots of bridges being renovated all over the country... till 20th April... a month,same amount of time on small bridges and big bridges doesn't make sense lockdown choke points? there is also many nightly road closures throughout Australia that coincide with 20th of march including train stations and bus stops the peons have orders to ignorantly close shit causing the capillary roads to be covertly cut off with equipment on site prior to lock down. makes me feel 20th march nightfall is lock down day for alot of cities wouldnt be surprised if alot of the works that don't overlap with the 20th will still have equipment on site "left there" there was also a guy stating "4th of march lockdown Melbourne..." but i reckon that was simply his interpretation of supply chain organization instructions it did however coincide with corona virus detainment policy being revealed and the many bridge closure signs coming up transport.tas.gov.au/road/projects/bridgestrengtheningworks201920rms.nsw.gov.au/projects/index.htmltraffic.sa.gov.au/ anecdote source "people have noticed alot of holes and excavators near big towns" they simply dont have the man power to lock the people in without the people.. doomed by lollipop sign cunts
i have anecdotes of aircraft of similar description being spotted in WA TAS NSW
frequenting old quarantine sites and islands with runways
Christopher Sanchez
Fuck just spent 10 minutes writing up a thread oh well. Had me Mr Whippy today fuck the cunt is expensive now. $11 for a double choc cone fuck me but it was good though.
Alexander Thomas
Guys, my boomer fucking boss is retarded and wants me to go back to work on Monday. She doesn't believe anything online so i need to hit her with "my friends back home in Australia said this"
Whats the most outrageous shit happening with Corona back home. Any quarantines yet?
Blake Sanders
if it’s “routine training” you have to admit the timing is odd
Jace Reed
Mass crime, roving gangs of youths preying on vulnerable people, police not being able to contain it, politicians in denial about it all Yeah sorry nothings changed in Melbourne
Samuel Richardson
HMAS Kutterbal, our primary naval base in sydney, as well as the DOD HQ in russel are on "unofficial quarantine"
Mr Whippy is always a mystery to me. Bacteria aren't supposed to survive freezing temperatures but this stuff always gives me the runs.
Jonathan Rogers
Had a flight of 6 blackhawks fly over the house the other day, cenny coast nsw. We usually NEVER see military here.
Probs dropping of corona laden superspreader agents so the economic crash can be better suited to the narrative of Cov19.
Isaiah Jackson
Going to my job service provider to be put on the work for the dole. Planning to outright name globalism and the Jew when I'm there. I'm so fucking tired I don't care anymore.
Daniel Cox
time to readjust demographics.
James Hernandez
F
Jackson Howard
it aint training its supply mate, someones buying chinas share of our beef exports mask wholesalers had their stocks purchased months ago before shelves were empty whilst we squabble over toilet paper the government is preparing to be the hand that both feeds us and culls us
Federal and State Health departments going off the advice from the WHO.
Tyler Barnes
It does nothing to help and is designed to punish those fucked by left wing policies.
Anthony Richardson
i screenshot the highlights of conspiracy and news stuff and send it to my gf and she keeps saying what is that site you have to tell me, these guys know what’s going on blah blah blah. But i want tell her cause pic related
People on Newstart are often struggling like fuck as it is with low self worth. Why humiliate them by making them do some bullshit for nothing. I'd be ok with it if they earned a decent wage while doing it.
William Davis
Meant for I did everything right I did a bachelor and a post grad to improve my employment prospects. Destroyed by Indians and Pakis flooding said field. Eventually study to be enrolled nurse job prospects destroyed by Indians/Pakis, Flips and Niggers flooding the field and getting pref treatment in job applicant selection.
Gavin Jackson
>said field What field?
Carter Torres
>why humiliate them They do it as an example to others who are currently employed.
Get a job loser. >pandemic happens and your site gets shut down and your sent home with no pay Fuuuuuuucccckikkk why did i fall for the job meme.
Blake Carter
nah
Xavier Cruz
First was IT and 2nd was enrolled nurse.
Evan Bailey
Digits say Hung Parliament
Michael Powell
Stop flooding this country with cheap foreign labour that have lied about their qualifications and work experience then. Fuck I wish this country had somewhat easily accessible guns.
Noah Ortiz
You dont even want those shit jobs why would you study to do shit tier work. Do a non ethnic degree next time user.
Lincoln Ortiz
Remember where the airfields are that are seemingly out of place on google maps like in the middle of the bush or some shit. Guarantee ya there's gonna be some well fun goodies to be found at a lot of them.
One thing I will say about this virus is that if it's an absolute disaster the pendulum will swing so far to the right and nationalism it will be hilarious.
Jace Edwards
Law or business related or a higher tier trade. Education is the best if you just want a job and dont care about pay.
Noah Barnes
Especially if the hospital system crashes and peoples parents get really sick or die because of it.
Michael Baker
So is it pretty much accepted that corona-chan is a happening?
Hudson Young
Yeah. Go and nick some tp from public loos before it's all gone.
Grayson Robinson
Yeah it is. Bushfire happening ends Cronochan begins what a great start to 2020.
Christopher Bell
Oh It is going to crash look at what happened to Italy.
