/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1870

Has anyone else noticed literally everyone is coughing? A rep on customer services, people in the street, shops etc.

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Darkness surrounds me.
The end is near.
Come Corona-chan,
let us dance.
Come Corona-chan,
let me know your sweet embrace.

*cough*

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Round seven.

Reply with what you want and/or give me new coronas to add to the collection.

>MEGA archive coming soon

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FIRST TURKEY CASE, LET'S GOOOOO

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coronavirus is like turk

talk big talk, cant kill enough people to relevant

>US
>High IQ

This is why i hate US lovers in my fucking country.

Yes BC Canada everyone working in my restaurant coughing customers too

One day after we announce we won't be doing ANY quarantines for people exposed to known cases, and we get our first death.

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youtube.com/watch?v=iwMyd2QJSWs

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Oooops.

>the mercenary picked up the yellow-ish bottle that he had found laid next to a tree, and briefly examined it before taking a swig.
>"Ugh, tastes like piss. This must be the brew of the plague witch."
>he opened the scroll that the kingdom's head doctor had provided him, revealing a great bounty of one million gold coins, an order to bring a severed head, and an image of his target.
>the devilish and buxom looking woman was adorned in a whore's crimson dress of oriental fashion. her mouth had the fangs of a snake, her back the wings of a bat, her hair jet black with two tails held by two spore-like growths. wherever she went, a deadly cough followed, leaving many thousands of corpses. while she had been referred by many names, the ones most commoners gave her was "Korona"
>"I walked a hundred infected villages to get here, but it looks like this is the end of the line."
>his keen scent had brought him into one of the last areas of the enchanted forest which had not been chopped down, and beneath the roots of a great tree, a moss covered stair case led into the earth. an ominous cluster of bats flew out of the darkness, headed in every direction, presumably to spread their disease.
>readying a magical light in one hand, and drawing his longsword with the other, the mercenary descended into the black, ready for the fight of his life.

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I'm glad someone appreciates it. I spent a long time thinking about that post, whether or not poetry is indeed homosexual, but I have to imagine, if I contracted the virus, I would let nature take its course, for better or worse. After all...............................I love nature.

I'm the only one in my house not coofing

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Everyone in my uni is coughing... I'm scared bros.

And that's a good thing.
America is embodiment and world's source of:
>ignorance
>jewmocracy
>hewman rights
>nigger rights
>faggot rights
That's why watching it burn will be so satisfying.

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>as he walked further beneath the great tree, he saw hints of green light down the tunnel, and hid his own light to conceal his approach. there were also two voices, what sounded like an older woman and a young girl. it wasn't long until the mercenary was close enough to make out the words.
>"as you have commanded my goddess" the young one spoke, "nearly all of humanity has been infected. My disease will kill a great many, and another many infertile, unable to spawn more of their kin."
>this time, the older woman, in a booming voice. "you have done well, my child Korona. with mankind deminished and demoralized, the balance of my Earth shall be returned to its natural state. cast your body, so your soul may return the Aether."
>the young one voiced replied, "it was my honor, Gaea."
>Gaea? the Earth Mother herself wanted humanity gone? this was bad news.
>he walked to where the voices had emanated. under the center of the great tree was a massive room, full of bioluminescent flora which lit the place. He briefly caught a glimpse of a floating ethereal glow, at the end of a mossy stone path, which faded as the second voice had finished. A feminine figure with the distinct outlines of bat wings, rose from a kneeling position, and looked back at him.
>"Hmph, took you long enough, human."
>"So you're the demon that has been plaguing these lands? I'm afraid your time is up."
>she giggled mischeviously. "Oh, I think YOU'RE the one who is out of time here, human. Didn't you hear our little talk? My work is finished!"
>the mercenary shot back, "Bullshit! There are still many kingdoms beyond that haven't been infected!"
>a smug smile, "Oh, they are infected, they just don't know it yet, and that's why they'll spread it among themselves. I won't even have to move a finger. That's the secret of my power."

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Some guy from panama got infected. He apparently got the virus in Puerto Rico but we don't really know how since there hasn't been many cases reported in Puerto Rico yet, or no numbers at all shown officially.

noticel.com/mundo/top-stories/20200310/paciente-con-coronavirus-en-panama-estuvo-en-puerto-rico/

Hey Gary!
More threads than deaths outside China.

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praying is for faggots
fuck off

Yes. I was on a plane not too long ago. I noticed like 5 different people right around me coughing. I was looking around and nobody seemed to notice or care. I think I’m done for.

China just developed a brand new filter system for Coronavirus. The baby filters the virus in real-time

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coofers have the L-strain don't go near them ACCHOOOers have the s-strain rest indoors for two days if you get the sniffles and the clock resets every exposure and it begins again this shit will stay for years until all the carriers are dead 80% of the planet could be wiped

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>talk big talk, cant kill enough people to relevant

All it takes is 1 celebrity for super ultra mega panic.

US will undergo accelerated evolution through repeated application of Darwin, and then we will rise again, Texas.

This's getting out of fucking control

>despair hit him like a hammer, and he fell to his knees. All that time alone, all that time without sex, all that time eating nothing but the same rice and beans every day, it was all for nothing!
>despair turned to anger, as he looked up from the ground to take a hard look at his enemy he had been chasing for months. her clean bare feet, her smooth pale skin, her thighs left exposed by the cuts her thin red dress which clung tightly to her body, revealing a navel at the center of her slender waist, and...
>wait, it wasn't just anger, but another feeling started to overcome him. He stood and walked to her, sword in hand. This girl wasn't nearly as intimidating up close as the drawings had portrayed her. In fact, the large mercenary was a full head and a half above the young demoness.
>a slight hint of worry and embarassment could be seen within her smug expression as he approached. "W-well? Are you going to take your futile revenge now, human?"
>"Just one question before I send you back where you came from. If I've been following your trail for so long, why haven't I caught your sickness?"
>she put a finger to her cheek and gave a quizzical look. "hmm, perhaps it's because you've been smart enough to circle around the towns as oppose to walking through them? No matter! If you've come close to me, it's only a matter of weeks before your lungs are full of fluid, just like the rest!"
>he stared at her feminine features, and her embarassment became increasingly apparent, as the more animalistic parts of his brain and body began to awaken. "Weeks, you say?"
>"Well, two weeks is about the incubation time, so... are you going to get this over with or what?"
>the sword made a clang as it dropped to the ground, and the sound reverberated around the room. he picked her up by the waist, and not even her demon strength was enough to escape the grasp of his powerful hands.
>"Oh, you aren't going anywhere, Korona-chan."

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Will finish the rest in quarantine

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The chad corona, the virgin human.

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Another thing that also happened in Puerto Rico, in which the shit governor said, few people were infected from a cruise ship which came from Italy. Doctors here are refusing to test patients so we don't know anything yet. They did activate their protocols though.

I wrote this passage at midnight on 3.10, then went to sleep. Now I wake up. I don't want to waste my time that I spent on this passage, so I post this and want more people to watch it, to know what they will face.
I'm bored with staying at home and playing computer game, I kill the time by browsing Yas Forums now. Here is interesting.

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Where bro

>1870 THREADS FOR A FUCKING FLU

>My cunt is having a government meeting, deciding whether to close schools, uni's, ban gatherings, etc

Finally something good out of this thing

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Does this capture what you wanted to show?

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Merida.
Also, checked.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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saving this Chile thanks lad

this is exactly what I expected and that is scary shit, I want off coronachans wild ride

Wait two weeks.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_and_Corona

Pray to St. Corona

>fanatical about hand-washing & wore a mask the last two days
>just carried a newly bought bag of crisps upstairs with my teeth

I’m retarded

Whatever you say.

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Is Antarctica still safe? Asking for a friend.

This is another one worth reading.

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>2036

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Based

i will personally coof on you

>L-strain
>S-strain
stands for Loli and Shota?

can the info-graphic about testing the virus on Italy? need to inform my boomer

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MIGA SHADILAY KEKISTAN FELLOW DRUMPTARD

Me too, and these dumbfucks refuse to wear masks. It was nice knowing all of you faggots.

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Where are the leaks from italy?

Saw a woman pawing through baby clothes coofing with her three brats running around

In GA, they are transporting positive corona virus people to a state park. I am not sure if the person was unable to home quarantine or what. Seems WEIRD!!

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why the fuck does my right testicle hurt

RIP
love 269

Already checking it. Thanks.

8kun /pnd/ /cvg/ sticky

We are very spread out, unlike the rest of the world. Cities will be easily quarantined. The virus wont hit us as hard as it has hit say, Italy, S. Korea, Iran, etc. Countries filled with densely populated areas. I'm honestly praying for the rest of the world right now, you guys are going to need it.

You fapped too much

Fuck, what hospitals in MT? I need to know this please.

>"Bullshit!"
It was fine until you used a word that is out of place. My immersion is ruined.

Holy shit read the quote that FED guy says at the end we are literally in a movie now

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>I-IT'Z SERIOUS

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It's a rural as fuck location to keep them fucking away from others. Literally thousands of acres of woodland will separate them from most non-rural cities.

t. Georgia user

Whose got the video of this I need to show my gf this is serious

>bro just blockade entire cities and force people to stay inside for 2 months straight

thanks for explaining why western countries WILL collapse chinese user, that is impossible to achieve here

You’re joking right? 40% of your population is obese and another 20% are overweight. This is going to be a mass die off and absolute carnage in the states.

Update Canada OP

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Community transmission in BC!

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/covid-19-new-cases-tuesday-1.5492849

cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-cases-of-covid-19-double-to-14-medical-officer-reports-1.5492562

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Friendly reminder when you buy Deenz buy pic related, cream cheese, and club crackers. Its really really delicious. Ive tried like 20 hot sauces and this is the winner in my opinion

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Not for long....

How long have you been quarantined? When do you think it will end?

Reply to this post of you're a NEET master race who isn't afraid of Corona-chan. Wagies need not apply, no paid sick leave! Better show up to your shift or Mr. Noseberg will be very upset and fire you, then BOOM goes your healthcare!

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same bro, and I have pangs in my chest after having really bad flu for 2 weeks. fuck we are fucked

There are too many coronas at this point.

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Still not gone full tin foil and stated hoarding tinned food, will probably start when all the schools are forced to close. I'm interested in Italy as what happens with the quarantine, how on earth are they going to accurately track infected, dead, recovered etc if nobody is allowed leave their house? Is the infected rate expected to go up or down in the quarantine?

She will play with her Gary. And give her old minge a scratch

So did Bill Gates do this?

i think he means regarding how they handle the outbreak "cant just be letting everyone the fuck in like a few months ago" basically

Fauci has been one of us since day one. Very pessimistic since day 1. Shame he's a jew.

>younger than 65 with comorbidities not being assessed

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Thanks.