/raiders/

First stop? All the drug dealers I know. Narcotics will be essential for barter with other raider gangs and you know, to help with morale. Then of course im gonna go invade this bunker i found while hiking deep innawoods a year ago. Thank you preppers.

>the retarded will survive
Keep dreamin’. Strength is with pacifism.

>raiding
>when you're coughing your lungs out after touching a doorknob
KEK

After the internet goes down in two months memes saved on telephones running on solar energy will be worth more than their weight in gold.

Claimed.

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Raiders are just food that comes to me. Pray you don't find the wrong house user.

plz go antifa

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Hey brah, hold off on raider talk for a bit. There was that prepper pedo felon guy that was talking about doing that and he got imprisoned

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You and me both, brother. I'm available for comfy night shifts and guard duty. I'll even avoid blunt weapons not to wake up the gang when I club niggers to death.

I hope the gang bager idiot next door gets whiped out by COVID on a trip to NY.

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Really easy to build camouflaged spikes and traps for silly raiders. Been thinking about using 12ga signals for perimeter alarms. Imagine the possibilities.

Checked. This.
Come at me and my small community cityfags.

Sounds good until your crackhead army runs out of meds, eats you and fucks your wife to death bud.

When shtf the first country I will be robbing will be America. It's weak as shit and full of fucking manlets that think they're tough shit.

>I’d shoot you in the head from 200 yds away
>Behave in rural land or get picked off
Yes, because you can guard every direction 24-hours a day without sleeping. Imagine being this delusional.

extreme vetting

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>The only things prepper be preppin is their butthole
Jokes on you, I'm wearing my kevlar buttplug.

G'day Donk.

First for Ayatollah of Rock'n'roll-ah

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Capture them alive, force feed them estrogen and enjoy your new faggot fucktoy

Nice pepe

Fish sauce

>Be me
>Not rural
>Still have a bunch of people
>Can still guard 24/7
Anyone who fucks with farmers is dead, fema will protect them as well you realize

Pictures

Raiders are going to get .308 slinging at them from several rifles if they come to my house.

I'm gonna poke them with sticks when I have them in their wooden cages. Maybe keep some pigs around so I can starve them a little then feed them the weak ones that die off. Then I will create a heard of blood thirsty pigs to roam the forests doing my raiding for me and protecting my yougins.

Mine

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>be you
>namefag
>delusional
easy mark, i'll enjoy your loot

>Laughs in 5.56

In a country full of guns, it would be retarded to think it would be a good idea to break into someone's home in a post-law society and not expect to get your brains splattered.
The risks would outweigh the benefits. Even if that were not the case, why would you be such a dick.

mine

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Lots of light poles in my town.

Did you know I also stockpiled rope?

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>chuckles in combat knife while you're sleeping purely for the sport of it
Whatever you say, king cringe

a dilated wound is not a vagina

What kind of combat knife? If I was gonna really stick it in deep I like the m1 carbine bayonet. If you get my point.

KA-BAR obviously

Am pharmacy worker in fl, will be interested in creating interboog pharmaceutical relations

Dogs. They make it easy.

Birds too.

City fag never skinned an animal in his life
>when shit hits the fan i will instantly become a man.
Fucking kek

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I don't believe you. Post pic.

Rural floridaman here. Will offer wheat for medical supplies and make allegiance friend

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RAPE AND PILLAGE
DO THE WHOLE FUCKIN' VILLAGE

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kill all jews and niggers

IP b&, mobile range limited to text only (yes, that's actually a thing, evidently)

Actually wept fair play Straya

>Obese user gets out his trusty knife fightin' bowie knife
>Proper fightin' knoife, could out fight all the other knoifes
>Runs in like rambo making "wapow" sounds
>Unleashes kung fury like rufus from street fighter but with a knoife
>Makes sure to say something edgy and make a cool pose
>Gets shot by a 5.56

Vintage Gerber BMF here

Since no one will care about current morals I would give them new ones that benefit them in the new world and their afterlife.
Create a new religion that mirrors islams creation, which is just by promising slaves and women an that they will be my slave in the after life if they betray me.

Prep fags will be easy prey

1v12 I like my odds

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>not obese
>more combat training than you can fathom
>picks your lock
>slits your throat
>bangs your wife
>raids supplies
>burns the rest down to ensure competition doesn't enjoy the fruits of my raid
>keeps it moving

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What can you offer a Yas Forums raider to spare your asshole and beans?

>He's a real navy seal
>5 billion confirmed kills
>Even Coronachan is scared of him
>Gets shot by a 5.56

>i'm navy seal copypasta
>You get coughed on
>You get to sick to function
>Passing rainbow faggot cannibals
>Keep you alive for daily rape
>They eat you from the dick down while you're alive

at the first sign of trouble im going to my parents farm to spend the rest of my life fishing and feeding donkeys
honestly maybe ill just do that anyway

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This thread make me dream of a collapse

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join my new religion friendo, you get slaves and women.

u two?

>prepper pedo felon guy got imprisoned
sauce

>sprays all of you down with garage-build suppressed Stenling
>takes your baked beans and liquor

>/raiders/
>/larpers/
no difference

You guys do realize that you don't have to fight Jew wars to get combat training.

No more porn or vidya you cunts!

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>garage-build suppressed Stenling
Now we're talking

>its another "prepper" thread
is this the power of glowniggers?

Or you just Rob and kill them after getting them high on opioids.

You forgot
>Dies because some of the supplies were laced with fentanyl.

>my vagina
Flesh wounds arent vaginas.

Right. Never know which one of my reloads has a double or triple powder charge.....

Based

>Idaho.
>Not weird.

My plan is to completely rely on the kindness and decency of strangers.

Smart leaf although guys like king cringe are too pompous to lace their own stash.