/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1869

Imagine charging for coronavirus tests. Americans are not humans

I appreciate the Canadian VPN. Good comedy.

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Update US toll to 32

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godspeed anons

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YO what do I see? Big hard death rates, hard as rock. Virus droplets in the air, lungs gonna get fucked and fucked and fucked. Virus droplets gonna get sucked and sucked and sucked.
Coof aflowin' coof aflowin' coof aflowin'!

Use this thread So as we see in italy
twitter.com/jasonvanschoor/status/1237142891077697538?s=19
The old and infirm are being left to die.
10% icu 55% hospitalization
What happens in America with respect to Triage?
Do we let old die?
Do we let a 65yo white male die?
Will there be outrage in media for certain people to get treatment?
Poc
Gay
Trans
Libs
Will they get preferential treatment?
Will twitter outrage affect who gets a ventilator?
I can definitely see this take place in certain areas
I can also see armed citizens force medical care if this does happen.
Is this likely?

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TWO DOCTORS FROM LOMBARDY DETAIL HOW FUCKING DEVASTATING CORONA-CHAN IS
>20 YEAR OLDS WITH HORRIBLE PNEUMONIAS
>EVERYONE OVER 60 LEFT TO DIE
>EACH HOSPITAL HANDLES 50 PNEUMONIAS A DAY
>NOT ENOUGH RESPIRATORS EVEN FOR YOUNG PEOPLE

PLEASE REPOST THIS

I typed out the transcript and uploaded it to the pastebin site: pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

SAVE ME GARY

Medicare, Medicaid and insurance companies are going to completely cover the bill for anything corona-related though.

Reminder that hong kongers shit in their communal kitchen

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youtubemultiplier.com/5e684636ddcb3-ron-paul-says-itzs-happening-ii.php
someone made one similar during the boston marathon

okay which one of you faggots was this?

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Jesus fuck Reddit what in the fuck

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Not bad. Add this to it to round things out.

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Say hello to your new overlord

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>bacteria

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This bitch has been coughing in the dorm halls for almost an hour now and I am going to lose my fucking mind

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Mircowave bat soup and drink and a hot tecate.
You will survive.

Well, the dead don't turn off their lights anyway.

hi faggot
not taking the "vaccine"
and windows blows ass

DeCeased

Someone who's not retarded

>5 mil. (40%) left the city tho...
I've heard wildly diverging figures for this number, will have to see how many return

Daily reminder that 60% of SARS (2003) patients that recovered were permanently disabled and could not work. Even mild cases.

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Hope is the antidote

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Source?

Put some shit over your mouth and nose, and sanitize what you can. Every step matters.

>the bacteria
>through the sides of the mask
Reddit

Someone find the social media of infected thots and let us laugh at their attention whoring and their orbiters

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>60% of SARS (2003) patients that recovered were permanently disabled and could not work
can i get some sauce on this

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imagine the smell

How Serious is the Coronavirus?

youtu.be/cZFhjMQrVts

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Why is his mask made of fleshlights?

SK cases are going up again. There was a likely case of community spread starting from a Seoul call centre.

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If I make it past this I'm never fucking around with any dumb shit ever again

Straight 100% autistic do whatever I feel is best mode. Fuck society and fuck social conditioning. I'm gunna buy those toe shoes and wear speedos if that's what I think is "right"

THIRD CASE IN MINNESOTA
IN THEIR 30’S NO UNDERLYING HEALTH PROBLEMS AND CRITICAL CONDITION
fox9.com/news/minnesota-confirms-3rd-coronavirus-case-person-in-their-30s-in-critical-condition

Doesn't the virus infect the prevotella bacteria that lives in the gut?

>Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
Just a flu bro

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Are there any sources that still show infections based on cities for US/CA? Hopkins seems to have lumped entire states into one giant bloboid.

larp shit

they're trying really hard you guys

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-effigy-burned-during-holi-celebrations-in-mumbai-2020-3

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kiwifarms probably

Reminder that Chinese are savages and in their open markets where they butcher live animals they have dressed ones hanging with no refrigeration.

Wuhan is empty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8

but how does it look in rest of China? Back to normal? Comparing everything to Wuhan doesn't make sense.

Does anyone have the article about pandemic bonds is the reason why WHO doesn't declare a pandemic?

>redditors
lmfao

Hey, Gary. How are you feeling? Sick yet from hanging around in all these threads?

tfw when i work in a grocery store.

people are slowly but surely freaking out. with the amount of exposure i get ill surely get it and die.

Luckily this is what I want.

If I have to work in the kroger deli for one more day im gonna blow my fucking brains out

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It's ogre

>less than a month away
>arena full of people
>people traveling from all over the country/world
>ran by a senile jew who will never cancel the show unless the government mandates it to be shut down
Whatchu gonna do brother when coronamania runs wild on you

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At Southwest Hospital in #Chongqing #China, on March 10. Yet official figure says there’s is no new #COVID2019 #coronavirus case, and five cured patients on the day
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1237554517689819148?s=20

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"Finally, a disaster that doesn't discriminate, the politicians will get to go into the mass graves with the rest of us."

That part made me laugh, hoping SARS-Cov-2 infects the entire planet.

So much for being the country that handled containment the best. Fuck the msm

What are some good mask to avoid getting it ?

I think I'm getting Corona :(

ITT we speculate on whether more whites or blacks will die of Corona

For the record, Our infections our high but so far our deaths have been low
Out of 22 deaths so far, 21 were old fucks in the same nursing hone

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say what you want about chinks, but their ability to get shit like this running at a huge scale and at this speed is pretty impressive.
imagine what a nation with a 100% white and unified population could achieve.

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The face masks work. These are probably Americans - their government has lied to them.

We're going to war
Iran president , Ahmadinejad just wrote to WHO saying Coronachan is a bioweapon and culprits must be held responsible
WE'RE GOING TO WAR LADS
WE'RE GOING TO WAR LADS
mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168

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is Italy really doomed?

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Shilling my own thread because you fags really need to start paying attention to this shit

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oh no i just tried holding my breath for 10 seconds or so and felt like lungs were gonna pop and coofed so hard
t.potsmoker

Personally I'm a little giddy hearing it float around DC and PAC meetings. Kill em all, Corona-chan.

Do you still believe China numbers?

Natural and you can slap it on a burger when you get home.

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>Been keeping my elderly immune-compromised mom aware of the situation as it updates
>Today she told me that she was concerned that I was 'going down a bad path' and that she wants me to stop keeping track of the coronavirus before I become 'agoraphobic'
Why doesn't she understand? I'm just taking the appropriate measures and keeping myself informed. There's nothing bad about that, right?

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Someone have the video of the death squad in Wuhan hunting coronafags?

I don't live in that shitty town so I don't care.
If you do... why?

Yeah

2 minutes or so

guys my throat is itching in a weird way, how fucked am I?

Thank you, Tarik.

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DEATH TO CHINA

So I’m starting to build/prep a home gym because... it’s time.

I’m thinking squat rack, barbell, plates, clips, dumbbells, yoga mat, bench. Am I missing anything anons?

1/2

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thorax.bmj.com/content/60/5/401
hkmj.org/system/files/hkm0912sp8p21.pdf

etc

Just type in 'sars survivor disability'

I myself caught Aussie flu 2 years ago some fucking how in Budapest, ended developing pneumonia, severe fever, 40-41, couldn't oxygenate properly and was turning bluish. Oh and coughing up blood nonstops for weeks. I don't know why I didn't go the ER but I survived and recovered somehow. But shit was terrifying, the worst feeling is trying to catch your breath but you can't and it feels like you're drowning.. for days.. weeks... I drank lots of vodka because I was like well this is it, if I'm going to die I might as well go out like a polak.

>pay attention to what some normalfag niggers are doing
they are doing exactly what everyone expected, nobody in their right mind thought that muricans would obey self quarantaine, especially niggers

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Second part of letter
tldr. Iran says Coronachan is a bioweapon
mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168

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she wants you to come out of the basement user. Either that, or out of the closet at least

2/2

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

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His potato fetish drove him to the store. He knew it was dangerous out there. His wife said, hunny, you don gatta get fresh potatoes, I've got my fist and can give you all the love you need. But user needed potatoes. He needed them raw. And so he donned his mask. He donned his suit. He donned his ventilator. He went out. Feverishly. Hungry. Urgently

Sorry poos but we already have her shape and form in corona-chan. You’ll need to burn pictures of anime characters if you are gonna beat this one on the cosmic plane.

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I want to die.
Corona-Chan, infect me with your love.

NOOOOOO NO THE B- WORD!!!

Thank you bro

China’s numbers are bullshit

México update:
>7 confirmed cases across the country
>Only med faculties are taking into account protocol measures to prevent contagion.
>The average Mexican thinks this is just a flu or cause "muh 3.5% death rate"
>Muh "women die more everyday than from Coronavirus"
>Government says this is a Big Nothingburger
>So far no mass panic and supplies chains are still good.

fuck your nigger city and fuck you

>is sweaty
>looks like he has fever
>coughs
>don't panic
streamable.com/zjape

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YES PLEASE

LET THE NUKES FLY

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Anyone have the screencap of the user who posted info about corona in January and how it would spread to Italy. Also talked about how if it were to reach Brazil we’d be fucked

Gimme my internet points

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You have to microwave them 2 weeks. Then nothing happens.

Time to let her coof herself into the grave user.

if you make her too worried she has a greater chance of falling ill. the mind is weird like that.

>Iran going to war against China

What a reversal

Sadly, it's absolutely true. SARS really fucked people up.

theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/ten-years-later-sars-still-haunts-survivors-and-health-care-workers/article9363178/

i think im gonna coom

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Yeah, the outcomes are not always going to be positive news.
Here's a source if you need more info regarding the recent infection clusters in worst Korea.
en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20200310002155315

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Fever, cough and weakness, are the 3 big ones that all get.

Upper respiratory things are found more in kids.

>I drank lots of vodka because I was like well this is it, if I'm going to die I might as well go out like a polak.

Nice.

more whites will die from the virus
more niggers will die because of supply gibs disruption

based ahmadinejad

Its THAT death boat?? is evacuated already?

set them free user

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I'll come out when people stop coofing.

Oakland?

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

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Pretend you are doing what she says but keep doing what you are doing. The safety of your mother is first but the mental wellbeing of her is second. If she worries about you becoming paranoid or crazy (even if you aren't) that isn't the ideal solution either.

These are people waiting to get into hospital???

So what Iran is going to invade China ?

>MFW all the customers at work running around coughing on everything like they're actively trying to spread diseases everywhere
>MFW my roommates are violent nonbelievers that think it's not as bad as the flu and that their first response to just about anything should be murder
I am going to fucking die.

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this is like a shitty comedy
i really want to make a compilation of retarded interviews like this, there is so much material already

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It was (you).

(You)
>(You)
(You)
>(You)
(You)
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Why is Iran constantly falling for conspiracy theories? How does a nation even function like this?

tell her that if she gets infected you will have to let fema agents burn her in a mass incinerator

Yeah. Hopefully they don't botch the relocation and they stick to their promise that they won't be allowed to walk around in Oakland.

Good to know, I have none of those. yeah maybe I just drank too much this weekend.

kek. Picked the wrong one. Soz.

That was quick

>more whites will die from the virus
>more niggers will die because of supply gibs disruption

subtle and very plausible. I haven't yet heard of any whites or blacks dying of corona, but I've heard of many blacks starving in my lifetime.

>What happens in America with respect to Triage?
They get left to die
>Do we let old die?
Yes
>Do we let a 65yo white male die?
Absolute highest can for social security system. Max paid in, minimum pay out.
>Will there be outrage in media for certain people to get treatment?
Probably, but by the time we get there, outrage won't be good for anything
>Will they get preferential treatment?
No
>Will twitter outrage affect who gets a ventilator?
No
>I can also see armed citizens force medical care if this does happen. Is this likely?
It depends on if our government puts the foot down and does what needs to be done. If they continue to pussy foot around as though it's just a yearly case of the sniffles-- shit could get HAPCON-1 bad in short order. Be ready for hilarity either way user. Worst that happens is you have some bland meals for a little while.

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If I die to coronavirus, please let me be reborn as an onahole!

this is the best one yet

Ngubu's infected?!

checked

(you) done good, user

First two cases reported in Michigan.

Japan btfo

The cure has been found
>godspeed anons

Disinfect your car later.

Man it was bad. I isolated myself in a 4.5 star hotel so my family wouldn't catch it. I was coughing up blood into towels and throwing them in the bathroom. Mirror was full of blood splatter, so were walls. After my stay I think they had to repaint the the bathroom but I left a huge tip for the cleaning lady at the end. Looked legit like a murder scene from a horror movie.

>tfw work at cvs in a somewhat large city
The combination of large numbers of ordinary people plus lots of people coming in specifically because they have symptoms means the odds of not catching it by the end of the month are astronomical. We also have quite a few homeless who haven't had a proper shower in weeks come in regularly, I just pray my death is relatively peaceful

In her fucking 90's, we are all going to die

these are all valid points. you can be sure this situation will be exploited.

b-but what about those without insurance?

how?

I hope I get it just so I can give it to my retarded nonbeliever roommate and watch as he gets wrecked by a "glorified cold".

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you can't talk about this shit with boomers. They get all their info from chain emails and tv news, so until that starts saying what you're saying they won't believe you.

You have to resign yourself to keeping it in, not scaring your elders, and being prepared to cover for them when its too late to prepare anymore and they haven't done anything.

Kinga Duda deserves Big Baltic Cock (BBC)

Let’s do this fren!

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(you)

Very nice user, thanks!

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>conspiracy theory

YOu know that they might have more info than you right and that they might be seeing some real shit right? And we already have lots of info that more than likely that its a bioweapon right?

youtube.com/watch?v=iwMyd2QJSWs

10y hit 0.3% and the 30 hit .702% on Monday

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KEK 1 % for 30 years
Isnt the USD inflation 1% per single year?

Were all going to be alright lads. My coronavirus expert friends on Facebook are making memes saying so.

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First cofirmed case in El Salvador when

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>Sensible advice
You have to go back :s

Imagine getting put in quarantine with that for 14 days

I've got a savings account with about triple the amount I need for this property, but I lose some bonuses from the eternal Jew and I have to pay some taxes. Guess I'll do some serious math and see what I do.

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Swap up dates and names and it's the same as what we are living now

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>theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/ten-years-later-sars-still-haunts-survivors-and-health-care-workers/article9363178/

we're fucked
>Press P to praise Corona Chan
P

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I recommend fire + insurance claim. Your mileage may vary.

lmao

k...keep me posted

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>kroger
damn dude, that's gotta be rough; back when i lived in states that had them, kroger always had the worst clientele and the worst management of all the grocery store chains in the area
what state are you in?

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Am I the only one who can't read this fucking thing?

Michigan
wxyz.com/news/coronavirus/first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-michigan-one-each-in-oakland-and-wayne-counties

WOMP
WOMP

THIS KILLS THE HAPPENING FAG

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(You)

Did the WHO do anything right, ever?

hope he's infected and that mask is gay.

Uhh yeah there's this thing called soap water.

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>mfw I'm 25% Baltic

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Heat food until its internal temperature is at least 170° farenheit. This will kill all bacteria and viruses present in it.

cont from last thread

My parents are so dead if (when) they catch this. FFS.

>it's a really unique deal already, and I don't think it'd be proper to start haggling
sounds compelling. Haggling or not haggling each is fine. You can do whatever you want.

Then see the twitter account that posted.

twitter.com/jasonvanschoor/status/1237142891077697538?s=19

Read twitter.com/jasonvanschoor/status/1237142891077697538

imagine being a braindead low info aussie being outclassed by iranian officials

try to keep up retard

In the last thread I post this true statement

there is already TWO cures
chloroquinine (careful now)
ammonium chloride (safer)
Stupidity or an organised cull? Well knowing the world my guess is stupidity but I have generally ceased to give a fuck as I don't believe the situation will improve until the current senior civil servants, state employees, politicians, pharma and private sector, medical and military middle and top management are dead. I'm very angry their incompetence is murdering front line healthcare workers and the elderly and vulnerable and leaving the young with degenerative and terminal neurological damage

I was responded two by two(or the same invididual) one claimi9ng that 'hositilisation is required. This is incorrect, secondly another said 'they are not cures'. However both the journal of virology and clinical trials disagree with that and yet the poster was motivated to inject his worthless comment. Are posters here REALLY that stupid?

If you aren't covered under one of those 3, then you are pretty retarded.

These are lies by the western media!

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It's like they're convincing eachother why suicide is a good idea
"Yeah, I'm going to misinterpret something, entirely to downplay it"
It's like fucking reverse strawman

New case in Houston, some thot came back from Italy with the virus. At least she infected everyone else in the business class section of her airplane

twitter.com/hcphtx/status/1237549801371127808

Happen to know of any places that make a good dna test?

Hit 0.7% Monday Desu

I reached out to some school parents and only 2 were concerned. The others were like, "we probably had it last month when we had 'the flu' ". No biggie.

>Be media
>its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu its just the flu
>cannot stop truth anymore, only most retarded trumpist now spreading their conspiracy flat earthing
>"Guys we fucked up. Many will die"
Nah its the flu remember when you said so? Probably a conspiracy against us

The selective cherrypicking of already manufactured information and now this

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yawn

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Molymeme rattled

sauce

complain to the manager and let them put health safety procedures on repeat through speakers
personally i just shame them and ask if they took their temperature yet

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wow, we're up to 930? It was less than 800 last time I noticed, maybe a day or two ago.

It's going to be a while before this blows over, user.

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Harris County Public Health (HCPH) is reporting an additional presumptive positive case of COVID-19 in Harris County. This is the 5th case of COVID-19 and the 3rd presumptive positive within #HarrisCounty, outside City of Houston.

This individual was temporarily living abroad in Italy and upon returning contacted her healthcare provider. She exhibited mild flu-like symptoms and was tested for COVID-19. The individual is a woman, between 20-30 years old, from the Southwest quadrant of Harris County.

HCPH is asking for passengers who sat in Business/First class on the following flights to self-isolate.
Flight #1:Lufthansa (LH309), (*only for those sitting in Business/First class) Florence to Frankfurt
Mar. 3,10:05am-11:45am

Flight #2:
United Airlines (UA47) (*only for those who were sitting in Business/First class)
Frankfurt to Houston
March 3rd, 1:50pm-6:10pm

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We got too cocky my turkbros

>humanity will never leave the earth to colonize the moon or mars
>will never leave the solar system
>will never truly learn if we're alone in this universe or if there are other intelligent species out there.
All because the fucking chinks can't into basic hygiene and safety and the majority of the worlds nations relies on chink factories. At this point I consider the slant eyed fucks to be worse than the jews. When it all goes tits up, chinks get the chopping block first, Jews are second to go onto the block.

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>Mar 2
oof try again

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Assuming the US even makes it another 30, which is a pretty tall order at this point if you ask me. No idea who buys this shit.

just held my breath for 2 minutes 14 seconds guess I'm good lads
bruh

Are.... are those... piss bottles?

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Kobe Bryant was a sacrifice

Kobe = Covid in Hebrew. Kobe Bryant (satanist occultist and mason) lived in Italy from 6-13, most famous athlete ever in China. Buried in Corona Del Mar.

I told you June was the when the real happening began. In June during the bilderberg meetings.

6/13
Save the date.

my thread is getting slid pretty good

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Numbers aren't even updated, nothingburger-kun.

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CHANG BTFO'D AGAIN THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Since I know there's nothing I can do to prevent getting it since I'm fucked in every way possible when it comes to it, I'm just going to eat garlic like Wario and pray that the fact that I have healthy lungs and I'm not morbidly obese gives me a better chance of surviving than most people.

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it could also just be spring allergies. Makes my nose run then flares up my asthma.

agoraphobia = sign of mental illness
agoraphobia + corona-chan = sign of mental health

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in sars doctors did something wrong, in this sars2, if you have to use drug like sars, they will let you gone. so don't worry, die or life. but some of them will lose half of lung, will disabled but no need wheelchair(sars disable need)

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My dad is a traveling physician and refuses to take this seriously. I honestly fucking hate boomers. I told him he has a responsibility to take this seriously, but he just shrugged it off and said, it is just a flu. My guess is when he picks this up he will spread it to several hospitals before even having symptoms. Alaska, South Dakota, and Florida are on the list. As well as his home base, Montana.

yes, a Palaton

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8 critical cases
remember 99% of those critical cases are just boomers with other life threatening conditions (cancer, diabetes, heart disease)

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not even close

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Why would anyone care what that narcissistic worthless anti-family cultist has to say?

sauce

NEW SPIKE ON CHINA NUMBERS
TOLD YOU

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