Sgt major told me the army killed more marines than bad guys in combat by accident.
he said we dont need a army so he must be right, right?
lets make these 2 branches fight for dominance while the coast guard sits back and laughs.
navy and airforce fuck off.
Air Force is the Best Force
have fun out there in the sand, grunt nigger. you'll never be white.
>not leveling a small town of ragheads
The army are the true chads.
your a fucktard. all the branches of the military are strong.
>navy and airforce fuck off.
you niggers are just mad the DoD won't let you have nukes
Which states would army and Marines occupy in case gov collapse?
Thats why MARSOC got banned from Afghan theatre for doing just that and the shitbag army hasnt been banned, because they dont do that?
Armyfags suck cocks and are pussies, Marine Chads fuck bitches and knock entire countries off the map with our massive ballsacks.
The Navy will be the richest organization because they would control world trade in mad max
>when you're just a glorified branch of the Navy
You're already dead, user. Don't fight it.
Stop being a boot, boot.
>navy
Every check a marines gets is stamped with a department of navy emblem
>Future former Marine
Bottom text
Marines are better than less Army, plus they have less faggots in the ranks. Navy, pay attention.
Marines have the NAVY for their faggoty support and clerks. The Army is >2/3 support and desk faggots that bring the combat guys down. Combat troops are about equal, but Army support troops are all weak bitches.
Stop being a boot. After a few years, especially if you aren’t a POG, you stop giving a shit about “muh branch” is better. Yes you will always carry the spirit of your branch with you, especially if you’re a Marine, and we all crack jokes. But the whole “rivalry” is a meme. You realize it even more after you’re out.
Let's see:
>My
>Ass
>Rides
>In
>Navy
>Equipment
vs
>Annihilate
>Ragheads
>M
>Y lmao bottom text
Despite the most recent wars, here are the facts:
Marines are a maritime force.
Army is a land based force.
They [are supposed to] have different missions.
You obviously know nothing about the Marines LAMO. Navy at least visits ports and gets access to women.
t. Corpsman. I've seen blue and greenside
Based Doc
>Aint
>Ready to be a
>Marine
>Yet
youre not supposed to fuck while out and about retard.
They wouldn’t be able to deal with the shitty equipment anyway.
What the fuck am I reading right now? Hahaha
>not suppose
>fuck
Oh wow
Both are slaves to ZOG so get rid of both of them
congrats for the most pathetic bait ive seen in months
have a (you)
Marines are a bunch of idiots who bought into all the bullshit the recruiter told them. They serve no purpose other than to look good to the public.
ahahhahahahahahah
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Get a load of this faggot.
You know nothing about the military bro.
YEAH,
>trap a bunch of people on a ship for months
>not supposed to fuck
Give me a break dude.
Sailors create new and exotic STD's
There’s a lot of things you aren’t “suppose” to do. Fucking is one that is least worried about.
Give it up dude. You’ll get over yourself after you get out too.
>t. Crayon Consumer
Can confirm. Former USMC 0341 05-09. Regular army are idiots for the most part. Army SF are based though.
Undoubtedly based
>bad guys
Isn't that how five year olds talk? Oh da baddies are shooting their guns at us. Bad bad bad guys. Naughty!
We also lick windows. Never forget that.
Space force is the Best Force
>OORAH
>HOOAH
ZOG drones trying to look cool. Cringe.
both of them got beaten by the CHAD taliban
>Not in the Navy
>Not in the Air Force
The two only branches that matter.
>muhreens meme
Stop spreading bullet-sponge information to impressionable anons. The NEETs choice branch is the chairforce and it has always been.
Hello gamer faggot. Yes, we really call them baddies.
t.dank
People that talk shit about Airmen have clearly never met a PJ. PJs are some of the best serviceman I have ever seen.
FUCK THE TROOPS
TACP and CCT are cool guys too
peepee poopy baby dirty!
>i love israel most!
>no i love israel most!!!
gay
Truth. Honestly, as I stated prior, the rivalry bullshit ends when 1) you’re deployed and 2) when you’re out. Only retards that can’t let go of their service still act like retards after being discharged, regardless of branch you were in. I mean yeah, jokes will be made all around, but we don’t actually try to discredit anyone’s service, unless you’re a complete dogass.
Imagine dieing for isreal
What if a bunch of Yas Forumsacks infiltrated the military and took over?
>Destroys everyone
You catch super gonorrhea from the four floors of whores yet?
all braches are pozzed to hell and back. stop acting like there is anything good about any of the US military. zogbots serving Israel and international bankers. wow so cool. fuck you faggot.
You act as if most could even get through basic or MOS training. But who knows, the standards have dropped across the board since I was in/have been out. So maybe it would be possible. Unlikely though
Agree completely.
Sometimes I wonder... Maybe the destination was the retards we made brothers along the way.
that makes it better?
STFU quit measuring cocks and serve the fucking country
Fuckin egomaniacs
Hahaha I feel the exact same way. Those friends I made, across all branches, are friends for life. It’s a comfy bond
>me grug better than other grug
We run all the pointy parts already
Since we're talking about the military I'm thinking about joining the US coast guard
Any opinions about them?
Makes what better? I took your post ‘stand alone’ w/o context
keep cleaning them cobwebs off them nukes pog nigger....
who told you this? ive fucked tons of women while I was in the navy. better to just stay away from the military entirely though
Corvette girls...
As a Marine, I want nothing to do with the Coast Guard. They have many facets to them, but I know that I’m not jumping out of a helicopter in the middle of the ocean to rescue some retards on a sailboat during a massive storm. I have extreme respect for what they do, it’s a very well trained branch for the most part.
Be well brother, live above.
I'm not even enlisted, I just used to live near a base and marines are annoying and everyone who deals with em thinks so.
You just also instantly get rapport with like 20% of the population. Two job interviews just instantly nailed, oh you were in? I was in, let's shoot the shit for ten minutes
AF Officer here.
I can't even start to pick apart the actual retardation in this thread. Here's a fuckin wicked new concept: The US rarely sends conventional forces into occupied areas. Why? Because we JDAM them from 30k feet. There. That's it. End thread.
American forces confuse me, in Europe we generally have special forces made up from the best of the best like this;
S tier - special forces
A+ - marines + paras
A - normal army infantry regiments etc etc
Could somebody do one of the above for US guys? Seals rangers usmc etc
You’re probably dealing with new Marines who just got done with MOS training, haven’t been anywhere, and are acting like motards.
Who is talking about job interviews?
>Navy fuck off
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
Shut up you cock obsessed crayon eater wanna be. any real Marines wouldnt talk about their sister service in a sincerely degrading way
>t. Am Cropsman silver bullit plz
Fuck you and that lazyboy and mini fridge full of hot pockets.
Flea's ass at 500 meters, get it right.
They took ours back, can't let a marine have a one shot city destroying toy we'd get soft like the army.
But it doesn't matter we all toast each other after the dust settles.
>sincerely
Key word
>Cropsman
I mean, I know about Doc, but is Cropsman a new MOS?
stfu fag. if you were ever greenside you'd know how much we talk shit about everyone
Guess who needs this
Lol murreens. When I was in Marines were hit or miss on being chill or pog fuckwits. We had a FAST company train us several times who were cool and helpful "duck you head next to windows, pie faster etc.." SEAL's were always bro tier nice guys, who would help you in gym and talk respectfully.... getting supper bummed miss that time and those people.... 2007-2011 navy fag... :(
/thread
you don't have one, they are the globo homo enforcement legion
last time you had an army it was the size of portugals lol