/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1868

China must be destroyed.

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We should all bow to our black overlords. This is a punishment for white and asian people for their crimes, literally no black people is dying from this

saw this yesterday kek

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I'm about to say the P word

>may

Remember Jews did 9/11

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why is she so cute
i can't stop thinking about her

Two days ago there were feminist marches across the country. The perfect way for Corona-chan to spread... It was a honor, friends.

You better not, no need to cause panic

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Does anyone know a good online source for picking up some n95 masks? I waited a bit too long and now everything is out of stock. Would be a big help, thanks anons

Portugal bros, anyone prepped?

>that feel when I live less than 20 minutes away from UTK

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thx ^_^

>he keeps the pocket botnet enabled
might as well use chrome dude

look at Portugal go. I'm so proud of my country.

stay safe bros, good night.

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Don't do it. Please.

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HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

you realize they only make up stories like that so the stock market doesn't crash, right? none of these are going to pan out, and when this is over, if you're still alive and able to use a computer with internet access, i hope you look up what the final outcome was of these myriad phony "cures" that will totally be viable "soon", for sure

activated charcoal in a mibrofiber cloth is your best bet now

whites cannot die from corona

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Place to order masks in the contiguous US*
I found a few sites but the domains were registered like a week ago so im 90% sure it's a scam. Pls help anons

Life can't be so good that Boris gets it can it?

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I don't really trust this cunt.
Something shifty about him. What's his endgame?

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Nothingburgers falling on their swords. Pottery.

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 10.149 cases - 631 FATALITIES / 38,6% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 8.042 cases - 237 FATALITIES / 8% MR;
>South Korea, 7.513 cases - 54 FATALITIES / 17,9% MR;
>France, 1.784 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
Spain, 1.673 cases (-18 in Galiza) - 36 FATALITIES / 21,1% MR;
Germany, 1.565 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 10% MR;
>Japan, 1.277 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 5,3% MR;
United States, 975 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 76,9% MR;
>Switzerland, 491 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
Norway, 400 cases - 0% MR;
>United Kingdom, 383 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 33,3% MR;
The Netherlands, 382 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 326 cases - 0% MR;
Belgium, 267 cases - 0% MR;
>Denmark, 264 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 182 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 166 cases - 0% MR;
Malaysia, 129 cases - 0% MR;
>Barhein, 110 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 101 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 12% MR;
>...
Portugal, 59 cases (18 in Galiza) - 0% MR;

101 infected countries.

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Oi, let me see your P-word loisence, m8.

Round five. Reply with what you want and/or send me new coronas.

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is anyone even gonna be left to remember this

How come theres only 56 cases in India? Sounds fake as fuck

Ortega Smith is infected wtf guys

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where can i find lewd picture of corona chan?

I can still order them on amazon Canada, and get them delivered within the week. Have you checked US Amazon?

Balance of the Day!!!

Today, we had 3.038 new corona cases in Europe. Monday we had 3.188 cases so the numbers actually dropped today by 150!

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR EUROPE!

But the whole weekend - 2 days - we had 2.445 new cases, so it's not that great afterall...

Anyway, the new 3.038 cases pushes the total number of cases in Europe to 18.430.
You can see the graph in the pic.

Countries that contributed the most today for new cases:

>Italy, 977
Spain, 464
>France, 372
Germany, 341
>Denmark, 227
Norway, 173
>Switzerland, 117
Sweden, 78
>United Kingdom, 64
The Netherlands, 61
>Austria, 51
Czech Republic, 32
>Belgium, 28
Slovenia, 15
>Romania, 11
Ireland, 10
>Poland, 6
Greece, 5
>Serbia, 4
Portugal, 2

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I don't expect it to be the fall of civilization, that doesn't mean it isn't wise to prepare. Don't be a cunt

>Corona Chan is now infecting 3x as many Italians per capita as she is Chinese
I need Italian Corona Chan fanart, IMMEDIATELY

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Bros how long before another big happening? I'm getting withdrawals

If we count all the European countries with more than 100 cases, we get the 12 most affected countries in Europe.
These make 17.852 cases.

The Death rate among these countries is 40% if we count dead vs recovered.

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all of pol
get a 3m respirator

Because this one time I got a bunch of (you)s when I had it posted as the first post on the thread, and that felt good so I wanted more of it. Also, nice digits.

Completely unrelated, do you think I should haggle down the price on a 5 500€ property if it's about 3ha of just forest, or do you think that's a proper price and it'd be rude to haggle?

Hello new internet user

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I'm pretty much done, been wearing a mask at work but I think I'm taking time off for now...
>I heard those masks don't work
>People proceed to cough and sneeze into the great wide open
They have no idea how fucking contagious it is...even health providers and hospitals think they can just show up and sort it all out.
No fucking chance, it's over and what's painful is that it will take half a year to play out before they get past denial.

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GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?!!??! NOW THIS VIRUS CAUSES FUCKING DENGUE FEVER???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I WANT OFF THE RIDE NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

Is that it?

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No one actually believes the numbers are dropping. You don't go exponential in one week and just stop by next week.

If you can't tell by the map, this virus doesn't do as well in hot temperatures.

youtube.com/watch?v=A3adFWKE9JE

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Panama and Bolivia are missing

ben Carson said on hanity today that we should all quarantine our elderly family members. THE WHOLE COUNTRY!

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HAHAHAHA

Come on now

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I know, I'm having a hard time finding them. All the ones in amajew are price gouged hard

CORONA-CHAN INFECT US WITH YOUR LOVE
youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

jews cannot die from coronavirus either

This virus doesn’t do well in countries where they don’t test for it*

>it isn’t wise to prepare
Prep time was ages ago for masks. You can still get other masks that aren’t n95 but those are basically useless. Best bet is to get food and bunker down when SHTF.

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There isn't a corna I don't want from A1 through M9. I beg of you, archive the folder.

Please post any updates or information on WA lockdowns

Go to Harbor Freight or Tractor Supply. Both still have plenty of masks in my area.

You will Live forever

If you have ever done an ancestry test that lets you download a raw DNA file, you can check your infection risk.
Do a ctrl + f search within the file for: rs2048683
Check to see which allele you have.
G = high risk
T = low risk

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Based Corona-Chan. Who the fuck goes to live to a cold place? It sucks, fuck europeans

Greetings from Seattle.

The nothingburgers are beginning to show fear.

But... if we count in the on going cases, we get the following:

Total cases: 17.852
On going cases: 15.948 (89,3%)
Recovered: 1.189 (6,6%)

AND WE GET A DEATH RATE OF 4% OVERALL - with 715 deaths.

The countries in this exercise are the following 12:

Italy
France
Spain
Germany
Switzerland
Norway
United Kingdom
The Netherlands
Sweden
Belgium
Denmark
Austria

4% MORTALITY RATE IN EUROPE SO FAR! (counting unresolved cases)

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My fucking city filled with ambulances and police in Hazmat suits
>NOTHING LOL

>>UK Health Minister Nadine Dorries tests positive for coronavirus — reportedly first became ill on *Friday* and has been in contact with hundreds of people since, including the Prime Minister.

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Ah nice okay I'll check out tractor supply tomorrow. Thanks man

Please just tell me this is it, tell me I don't have to get drunk anymore and hope for everything to end.
I'm so tired of God not listening anymore.

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This reads like an infographic on "how Chinese each province is"

FML

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Nvm I just checked the prices on US amazon and it’s like 300 for a pack of 10 .... yikes. Cheaper here - about 80.

Ergo testing is the source of the problem.

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>WHAT DOES SINGAPORE MEAN BY THIS
>WHAT DOES SINGAPORE MEAN BY THIS
>WHAT DOES SINGAPORE MEAN BY THIS

2 coronavirus patients test positive for dengue despite not having the mosquito-borne disease
>2 coronavirus patients test positive for dengue despite not having the mosquito-borne disease
2 coronavirus patients test positive for dengue despite not having the mosquito-borne disease

straitstimes.com/singapore/coronavirus-patients-test-positive-for-dengue-despite-not-having-the-mosquito-borne

pic saved and kek´d, no idea who that nigga is, we should .yes, but we wont

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I'll aks because I haven't done one, is the latin american population going to get hit hard by corona due to genetics?

They haven't found a cure for the common cold or the flu.
They haven't found a cure for aids, in what, 40 years?
They haven't found a cure for sars.
They haven't found a cure for the common coronavirus.
Yet, they've managed to find a cure for something that is arguably the mutant bastard child of all of these diseases combined?
I'm sorry, but I'm calling bullshit.

The growth decreased by 3%.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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wow rude
i didnt know if they were all complied on virus-booru or something

Ok user, thank you for the heads up.
I closed my numbers 2 hours ago at midnight GMT.

I'll update them tomorrow, if all goes well.

Thanks for keeping this going
Taking more and more posts

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Anyone wanna start a cult and openly infect people, bros?

It is mutating... This is it, this is the end friends.

O5 please

Y... yes.

What should I search on Google?

I'm already doing it.

A faggot at my work place might have covid, find out tomorrow for sure. Job was on vashon island washington
Yuppies are about to get absolutely fucked

Jesus I forgot how beautifully Christian that song was

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mobile.twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1237429237436551168
"The WHO must immediately identify the lab that produced and spread the virus, as well as the other centers that supported the biological war against humanity"
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN IRAN?

Tomorrow morning

It’s all finally over

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Payload. The virus mutates in favor of it various payloads. The Zhengli paper basically spilled the beans.

It means they have dengue anti-bodies in their system, despite not having the disease. Viruses like dengue and corona are tested by looking for the anti-bodies in blood or whatever. That's what I've heard at least, it's a reliable way afaik.

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>J-JUST A FLU BRO!!

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>119,176

It was 110,000 like 2 days ago. What the fuck

fully supports

Is not like 150 matter the slightest of fucks, also im pretty sure they can not run more test a day in my country

here

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Anyone know medications to avoid makeing corona-chan worse if you have her? mave alot of hoarded med supplies but dont know what to Avoid

They had a supercomputer you see

1L, please.

Check this post for a link with all the Corona-chans I'd saved up to that point.

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What the fuck gay kind of hat is he wearing? Looks like he flipped some tacky planter or decorative bowl upside down and put it on his head

stock market brainlet here. why are the futures up so high? i mean i'm sure it's a red herring, but why so dramatic?

Link?

sorry friend. not the end. unless you are gay and have the super AIDS. then corona chan is gonna drown you in your own fluids.

Corona chan is so hot im gonna comb!

This and always this.

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Spotted an intelligent American.