The cities are getting hard fucked tho

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1000 cases... wtf, i thought there were only like 5...

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ARCANSIA INVICTA

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I have the corona virus and I live in queens nyc. Cant wait to lick every subway bar otw to work tomorrow.

Why haven't we gotten it yet? All of our engineers in the metro detroit area travel nonstop, I seriously don't understand how we've gotten this lucky. I was even behind a lady in the grocery store who was bragging about going to china a while back.

sauce?

maybe last month

>no cases in my state

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HOT!

the USA map has chicken pox

Everything is under control. Quit being such a faggot and listen to what your commander in chief tells you

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>he thinks they're testing
user, I ...

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0 in Jacksonvillie, FL is nice, they have a UNI there too altho its small.

0 in Orlando is a shock because of the tourism there and a 90K student uni.


0 in Michigan is probably the most impressive

good

RI here everyone who got it was just a retard that went to Italy and it was 7 last week. Luckily no one ever comes to this state so everything is normal.

>tfw live an hour outside nyc
>tfw city 15 minutes had a case
>tfw parents are aging boomers with underlying health problems
>tfw no career so can't support myself if either of them die

i don't want this to be it bros

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Kek see Zero confirmed cases because nobody is being tested. This happened in WA and we only realized there was a massive outbreak when dozens of people started to die

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Maybe the sun protects from virus, just like it protects from the flu.

Any sunny spots getting hammered? India and africa are doing ok

Babbys first flu season... Don't know anything about stocks... Vitamin c..
Etc etc
It's tiresome trying to get schizos to remain calm

Chicago suburb user here. Went to the mall over the weekend. Stopped at walmart. Shelves were cleaned out of cleaning supplies, toilet paper, water and oddly...milk. Still dont see anyone wearing masks. Kind of surprised more cases havent popped up. We are at 19. Most in cook county which is where chicago is. There's a section of the city called china town for obvious reasons. Clueless how not a single case has come out of there.

LA only has the one case still technically, the other two haven't been confirmed yet.

>I'm still sweating anyway because there's no way in hell the hordes homeless niggers in nola won't ruin everything for everyone

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>Live in Arkansas
HAHAHAHA WHO IS LAUGHING NOW YOU FAGGOTS. BEING IN THIS STATE IS THE BEST DAMN THING. GET FUCKED HAHAHA

Oh, we have it already. Yoopers just don't give a flying fuck.

I HAVE CORONAVIRUS
PLEASE HELP
WHAT DO I DO?

Good, we deserve it

china was abble to flatten the curve. We will too most likely.

talk to doctor
hug your wife (optional)

>ONE
>KIT
BAHAHAHAHAHA

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Heart disease and stroke takes 15+ million lives per year. Diabetes over 1 million. Common cold 50,000+
Covid so far, 700. Pfft seven hundred.
It will get up to a few thousand.
Covid+influenza less dangerous than junk food.

Get fucked Urbanites.

They dont close frontiers over junk food...

>"fuck cities. Who cares if they're shutdown?"
>economy collapses
Shortsighted faggots are the worst

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ooh, what's the source of this map? I'd like to stay up to date.

Singapore has a high recovery rate as well

Went to NOLA Costco. Rationing water and no TP.
The real problem, as always, is what are the niggers gonna do when they don’t have stuff?
Also, all parades cancelled. Not sure about JazzFest, etc. Cancel that and people will be pissed off. That’s a lot of money not coming in.

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>Disease that affects people only found in large population centers

Were you expecting it to take to the sea?

>economy collapses
Exactly

I've had C diff, be careful when taking powerful antibiotics, C diff is no joke. I thought I was going to die at one point.

fmovies.to/film/carriers.7jj67/ojn556j
this movie is what it's going to be like on it's 2nd pass around the earth

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I guarantee it's in AR already bro.

with the status quo? It took herculean, extraordinary efforts to come out as well as they did. Worst case scenario, millions will die in the states.

Once they reopen their society and people touch things that are still infected it will flare back up

>nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

And that's a good thing!

The milk is for all the poos that have invaded while no one was looking.

What are the symptoms

coronavirus causes infertility in children. just wait 10 years til all the kids currently infected hit puberty

Oh no.

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Lick some hill billies

Redpill me on the UP.

archive time it is. imagine paywalling this shit?

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>tfw sparsely populated flyover
Who's laughing now cucks? Me! Bwahaha

you need to think of it as each state like a country in Europe. When a localized area hits about 40 cases, it goes exponential. We're seeing that happen in each of the cities, and then smaller breakaway groups from community transmission.

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Who here is in the city planning to flee before shit gets crazy?
>inb4 STOP user YOU MIGHT SPREAD IT
pls kys

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>no cases in my state
Why does Corona-chan hate me?

How accurate is Joe Pera?

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We seriously need to be constantly pressuring our officials and government to do something. Our governments are just sitting back not giving a fuck. I have a feeling the health industry in USA are siting back thinking how they can profit off this. DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!! Lets take the economic hit who gives a fuck, this shit needs to get under control soon!

that's not in the plan, user.

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I don’t understand why we don’t all just take a few days off. Worked for Wuhan. Lock it down already!

I wish I lived in a rural area next to a river with lots of land for livestock and food.

Nice pepe

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southwest chicagoan here, people are wearing masks, and i'm fucked.

52, heart disease, alcoholic. We may be in for a bumpy ride.

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it's never too late, user. Get out while you can. land up here is cheaper, and I promise the folk are ornery and backward.

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