/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1867

► Detected: 118,907 ► Died: 4,270

>NEWS
UK health minister tests positive
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Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LATEST CASES
23:57: First 2 cases in Bolivia.
23:40: 21 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
22:55: 22 new cases in the Czech Republic.
22:50: 2 new cases in Harrison County, Kentucky, United States.
22:31: 1 new case in the England, United Kingdom. The patient is member of parliament and health minister Nadine Dorries. She is the first British MP to test positive.
22:20: 40 new cases in Norway.
22:06: 5 new cases, including 1 death, in South Dakota, United States. All are travel-related. These are the first cases in South Dakota.

>MORE
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first for world collapse

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (58) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,695 (35) Germany 1,565 (2) USA 975 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 587 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 374 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 80 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 19 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Norway 400 Sweden 351 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 189 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 Iceland 81 Israel 80 Czechia 80 UAE 74 Kuwait 69 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 34 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Bulgaria 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Lithuania 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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glowniggers NOT welcome

ARGIES
ARGIES

GUYS, THE FUCKING NEW PARAGUAYAN CASE IS FUCKING IMPORTED FROM ARGENTINA
LOCAL SPREAD CONFIRMED HERE
FUCK ALL OF YOU NOTHINGBURGERS
THIS SHIT IS SPREADING EVEN IN HOT WEATHER

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Live cam from Wuhan:
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8
yes, it's dead outside.

but what about outside of Hubei region? Is rest of China back to work? "Quarantine" as in everyone stays at home or like Italy, just avoid social gatherings and stuff?

local buddy i know sent a video of some old guy collapsing in the middle of the road
ambulances came and scooped him up and that was that

I would suck a fucking fart from corona chans puckering asshole

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When will we see the cost of food rise to astronomical prices?

Get back to me when this fucking chink virus kills an actual white person.

just in case

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I hate China.
Yas Forums was right.
There's nothing redeemable about that godforsaken country.

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Saint George, Blaise, Aegidius, Denis, Eustace, Erasmus, Cyriacus, Christopher, Vitus, Pantaleon, Acatius, Barbara, Catherine of Alexandria and Saint Margaret. Pray for us.

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You didn't listen.

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>General #1867

holy fuck boys.... 1867?

how many white people have even died from this? 4? 5?

You stoned faggot. We are all Glowniggers and we are all in Montevideo fucking your mum.

They say if you export a case, you should have 1 thousand or more local ones.

>Everything will be fine once we get a vaccine out

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Wtf did USA get +300 today?

Friendly tips for fighting coronavirus

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White people will die and black people will inherit the earth just wait

I want to die lads. Especially now that there is nothing happening. Really activates my almonds when the happening escalates like once a week.

Doomer are you ok? Are you ok doomer?

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How cute
You pray to your imagination

Turkey's been infected now?

QUARANTINE CHINA FOREVER

>I have virtually no chance of dying
>Fatties and boomers are going to start dropping like flies
Feels good, thank you based corona

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Wuhan appeteaser
youtube.com/watch?v=NW43KTmE208

Anyone made a berserk eclipse related meme to this shit yet?

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yes
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-10/turkey-confirms-first-coronavirus-case-puts-hospitals-on-alert

I wish the Europeans colonized the chinks just like Africa and completely broke them up forever. They shouldve imported millions of niggers to china as well.

Thank you, need the lols in times like these

So is this shit deadly or what? I get that it killed old people but do survivors have permanent damage? Is it too early to tell? How many people do you think have it actually? There have only been like 400 tests done in NY lmao.

Based

Thank you corona-chan

I believe it's already here, I know of a family member who was recently to an infected country, matter of time until we find out then, still not feeling like wearing a mask, they are so hard to come by.

China fucking won.
Whitoids eternally BTFO.

We will inherit this world from you. Thanks, pigskins

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Remember Jews did 9/11.

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WHO will make the last Corona Virus General thread.

Oh no no no turkeybros we got too cocky!

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Tranny are you ok? Are you ok tranny?

The fuck did you expect?

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And then i said "Stop wearing masks they won't the spread"
And they believed it!

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Boston alone got +45.

Pneumonia fucks you over for quite a while. Consider doing some cardio training to offset the damage.

post the video or it didn't happen faggot

Guys, I have a 2 year old son and a 3 month old daughter. My wife convinced me to buy $600 of food and supplies. I have to travel frequently for work. I hope this is a nothingburger.

NUKE CHINA NOW

but i know chinese
come bring me too :3

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Fuck all jews. Except for Bernie our next POTUS.

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Corona won't add much to the death rate in El Salvador though right?

Indeed.
There are no brakes on this happening train.

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The guy on the right eats babies for breakfast. Look at the fucking maw

Thank you /CVG/.
My family thinks i'm a hero after weeks of getting odd stares when i bought a mountain of toilet paper, beans, rice, water, ect.
Feels nice knowing you've provided for your family.

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Holy smokes! Anyone left in that city?

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk user you might want to see this.

If you're an american in a big city and you've stocked up you wasted your money. Most Americans in cities are fat, scared of guns and violence, and depressed losers. Just break into any apartment that has a car with bernie or rick and morty bumper stickers parked out front, you can literally be unarmed, and bully them till they give you food. Metropolitan liberals actually say shit like "I don't need a gun, I'd rather let them take my stuff than kill someone!" Just tell them Harry Potter sucks and trannies are gross and they will burst into tears and let you take their stuff

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Why are you wearing a mask?

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Silver Lining.
The junkies, all those who take meth and all that shit have suppressed their immune systems. Meth does that.
The dirtbags have immune systems of 95 year olds. This is why theyre always getting flu's coughs, infections, etc.
The Great Junkie Culling.

Florida has a lot! Out of our 67 counties 18 have infected fuckers.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

user you might want to see this...

a few hundred critical case boomers, 99% of which already had life threatening conditions

nothing
burger

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youtube.com/watch?v=oXAWMd-h96k
C.S Lewis is a good introduction to stop the confusion of object with subject.

Hantaviruses are RNA viruses transmitted to humans by rodents.
Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome (HPS) is a disease in which, in the late stage of infection with a hantavirus subtype, patients experience lung congestion, fluid accumulation in the lungs, and shortness of breath. Early symptoms (fatigue, fever, muscle aches) are nonspecific. In addition, some hantaviruses can cause hemorrhagic fever with renal syndrome (HFRS) as the disease progresses.
Health officials first identified hantavirus in an outbreak in 1993 in the "Four Corners" area of the southwestern U.S. Hantavirus spreads to humans by rodent urine, feces, saliva, and by airborne particles containing these items. The 2012 outbreak at Yosemite National Park was due to hantavirus transfer to humans by deer mice. Human-to-human transmission of hantavirus in the Americas has not been documented.
In South America, some investigators suggest hantavirus there may be contagious.
The incubation period for hantavirus is about one to five weeks.
About 38% of hantavirus infections are lethal (mortality rate);
HPS is caused by hantaviruses that cause lung capillaries to leak fluid into the lung tissue.
Physicians usually diagnose HPS presumptively by the patient's lung symptoms or the patient's association with rodents or the patient's probable contact with rodent-contaminated airborne dust; chest X-rays provide additional evidence, but definitive diagnosis is usually done at a specialized lab or the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
There is no specific treatment of HPS; doctors usually treat patients in an intensive care facility and often require respiratory support (intubation and mechanical ventilation).
Risk factors are any association with rodents and their airborne body excretions.
If the HPS patient survives, there are usually no long-term complications.
Prevention of HPS centers on avoidance of rodent contamination; there is no vaccine available to prevent hantavirus infection or HPS.

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OK, buddy.

Most of the 1st world is vaccinated for measles.
Weaponized measles would be end of days tier
N95 doesn’t filter viral particles anyway, you’d need n100 IIRC

>My wife convinced me to buy $600 of food and supplies.
Smart Woman. Keeper.

SARS Coronaviruses are zoonotic RNA viruses transmitted to humans by civets, bats, and snakes.
COVID-19 is a disease in which, in the late stage of infection with SARS-CoV-2 subtype, patients experience lung congestion, fluid accumulation in the lungs, and shortness of breath. Early symptoms (fatigue, fever, muscle aches) are nonspecific. In addition, some coronaviruses can cause hemorrhagic fever with renal syndrome (high fever, malaise, headache, myalgia, arthralgia, backache, abdominal pain, oliguria/renal failure) as the disease progresses.
Health officials first identified hantavirus in an outbreak in 2019 in a wet-market in Wuhan, a city in the province of Hubei.
Human-to-human transmission of SARS-CoV-2 in the Americas, Europe, Africa, and Asia has been documented.
The incubation period for SARS-CoV-2 is about 2 to 10 days.
About 3.6% of SARS-CoV-2 infections are lethal (mortality rate);
COVID-19 is caused by coronaviruses that cause lung capillaries to leak fluid into the lung tissue. Cytokine storms inflame. Blood oxygen level depleted.
Physicians usually diagnose COVID-19 presumptively by the patient's lung symptoms or the patient's travel history or the patient's probable contact with infected carriers; chest X-rays and mobile testing kits provide additional evidence, but definitive diagnosis is usually done at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
There is no specific treatment of COVID-19; doctors usually treat patients in a (quickly constructed) intensive care facility and often require respiratory support (intubation and mechanical ventilation).
If the COVID-19 patient survives, there may be long-term complications with lung and testicular damage and the progression of co-morbidities (schizophrenia, diabetes, HIV).
Prevention of COVID-19 outbreaks center on informing public in sanitization methods, quarantines, and combat the spread of disinformation and panic. There is no vaccine to prevent SARS-CoV-2 infection.

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They don’t have food at home for you to steal, because all they eat is take out. Might just get some empty high cal junk... but in desperate times better than nothing I guess. Still prep

>digits
looks like it's here, should i wear mask and goggles from now on?
I know it's a joker but it's going to blow up, do you know we only have 0.7 icu per 10000 inhabitants

Go away Jew. Unlike the Jews, the Chinese aren't Bantus. A non-Jew-controlled, non-communist, unified China would be a very good thing.

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>Thank you /CVG/.
>My family thinks i'm a hero after weeks of getting odd stares when i bought a mountain of toilet paper, beans, rice, water, ect.
>Feels nice knowing you've provided for your family.

Helping Anons succeed in being The Good Boy.

Sorry the Spanish Taverna went out of business days ago.

Ah, yes. I'd like one medium coofburger with fries, please. And a diet coke.

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All whites here listen up. This fear you are feeling now because of this virus does not even compare to the fear that POC the LGBTQ+ community and other minorities had to endure in America since Trump managed to steal the presidency.

The pain and uncertainty you forced minority groups all around the world to experience is now reversed onto you.

I hope you reconsider your racist, sexist and bigoted ideals now that you realise the amount of torment you have caused.

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Checked for based Runes of Warding

Someone with ammunition and no TP is going to take all of your shit.

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>looks like it's here, should i wear mask and goggles from now on?
Wasting your filters currently is useless, just avoid any gathering and only go out when needed.

IS THAT A FUCKING THREAT?

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Kill them all.

Start with killing one.

Start to get them done.

Instead of leaving them there, waiting for you.

You would stop all their waits there.

Be for all.

What all do need.

To be settling themselves with.

We were here to help you frens.

Kept her for 14 years. When her alarms start ringing I listen.

>N95 doesn’t filter viral particles anyway
from a probability stand point N95 > nothing.
van der waals forces are real, user.

i will personally cum inside you

>progression of co-morbidities (schizophrenia

Eh?

You'be been hit by a smooth virus

>user you might want to see this...

I listened to half an hour of it and his solid, logic and facts combined with his maniacal laughter gave me the willies.

Are you going to the rodeo in Quepos next week?

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Yeah, don't travel.

realistically, when medical martial law/mandatory 2-3 week quarantine is implemented, what will happen? i honestly think the niggers will fucking rage, loot, and burn shit down.

being in a apartment complex in west houston with only a glock-17, 2 months worth of food/water, how fucked am i?

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Its not an issue since you disinfect your hands strategically with a flask you carry around at all times and you bought your n95/n99/p100 filtermask over a month ago.

Mp 5 gas masks are still avaiable
just order one and some spare unused filters (40mm nato) and start wearing them once you feel its socially acceptable.

Or you know, just end us all
-your wife

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You really think i've been here for weeks getting food and water and didnt take time to get some more guns and ammo than i already had?

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Buy that woman a 12 gauge.

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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Ease up on the haschish there Michael

3rd official case in MN in hospital in critical condition if not listed already OP

>it's just a nothingburger lol
>suddenly the virus is in YOUR hometown
>suddenly you might be next on the list and you barely even had time to expect it

I’m so thankful that of all countries in the world we boarder America. Once they are put into quarantine, the military presence will be so heavy, American looters will not be a problem. Still have my guns as back up tho.

I miss the Beatle Bar.

Don't think I didn't catch that Reddit watermark

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I went to my local district office and the waiting room was full. I'm from west germany and there are like 400+ cases here already (officially). When I got home I ate something and after finishing I realized I forgot to wash my hands.

HOW FUCKED AM I

based

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So, Are the cases in Africa from actual Niggers?

Chinks burned six gorillion in a month and a half, new world record.

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Just stop sucking off every foreigner that gets into and you will be fine

My fucking boomer parents are talking to each other about how ridiculous it is that school is being cancelled over this.

"More people die annually from lightning, or from explosions in the US. Explosions! And they're panicking and closing school, this is just insanity."

Completely disregarding the effects of the virus on people that are hospitalized, people in other countries, how it's only been a fucking week and the death toll jumped from 2 to 31. I love my family but holy shit they don't use their fucking brains. It's like they WANT it to spread so they have something to complain about

>tfw amazon sent me the wrong type of baked beans

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Somebody needs to stream the movie Contagion (2011)

>doesn't understand health care has a capacity

Any other WA anons know about the lockdown?

Good bait but I’m black and nobody felt genuine fear over another white guy getting elected. That’s business as usual bro

Not with that beta face you won't

How do we know it's really him behind that mask?

Smoking and vaping do the same thing.

Purdue, IU, and by extension IUPUI all transitioned to online only for the next few weeks.

How to know if I'm infected? How to seal a room at home? Plastic will do?
thing is, they take it seriously but not seriously enough not to give me shit but for skipping uni, besides i get out every now and then to get supplies

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Lol. Unashamed russian bot.

Probably now, we're really just tracking "when doctors decide to do the fucking test"

why did they give it a manlet?

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Yeah I'm sure our USA capacity is hitting the limits with 9 critical cases...

Hope you Anons realize that when this shit is in full swing the police are going to get sick too.
Imagine half the police department in 14 day quarantine or in hospital.

Nah you have one of the best militaries in the world, and a lot of your army stuff gets passed to local police. You will live under the firm grip of big brother. I wouldn’t worry too much about some people misbehaving...

Hi what do u want to know

memeflag, no links to back anything, fuck off

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that threat may be enforced by violence later on, if not heeded early enough

How much have you spent on prep?
$800 for family of two wife and husband
Keeping apart from our normal grocery.

What do you mean? We're getting a wondrous virus from them. What more could you hope for?

Hi the bag, I'm dad!

Check out the info about/around it. He went to an empty, isolated building, claiming it was some named place, when it wasn't, and had armed police in every house in the surrounding area so nobody could say anything against what he was/is doing.

>i honestly think the niggers will fucking rage, loot, and burn shit down.

They're afraid of viruses, probably more than the usual just a flu Euros. Only the absolute hoodest of hood rats will loot.

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petty crime will go up

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Show them the first 15 mins of JREs new podcast. That should get their heads straight.

Nice work.

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 16 (SIXTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 16 (SIXTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 16 (SIXTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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>thing is, they take it seriously but not seriously enough not to give me shit but for skipping uni, besides i get out every now and then to get supplies
your country is still far away from closing Unis unless they are smarter than the west so you can't count on that.

does that include money spent on ammunition?

Yeah it won't increase bro, right.

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 10.149 cases - 631 FATALITIES / 38,6% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 8.042 cases - 237 FATALITIES / 8% MR;
>South Korea, 7.513 cases - 54 FATALITIES / 17,9% MR;
>France, 1.784 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
Spain, 1.673 cases (-18 in Galiza) - 36 FATALITIES / 21,1% MR;
Germany, 1.565 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 10% MR;
>Japan, 1.277 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 5,3% MR;
United States, 975 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 76,9% MR;
>Switzerland, 491 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
Norway, 400 cases - 0% MR;
>United Kingdom, 383 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 33,3% MR;
The Netherlands, 382 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 326 cases - 0% MR;
Belgium, 267 cases - 0% MR;
>Denmark, 264 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 182 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 166 cases - 0% MR;
Malaysia, 129 cases - 0% MR;
>Barhein, 110 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 101 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 12% MR;
>...
Portugal, 59 cases (18 in Galiza) - 0% MR;

101 infected countries.

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Buy a rifle, mags, and ammo now. If not, pickups can always be found on whoever is trying to steal your shit. Nothing says fun like picking up their shit and shooting it at them.

>2-3 week quarantine
haha sure
"Schools will reopen next month, promise"

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Deaths all over Europe, some in America. Just keep moving your goalposts of denial.

thanks for agreeing

it will be much easier to shoplift soon. hopefully I can grab some free groceries in the middle of the panic runs

U said 14 days sunday

Reminder

In the new world, there will be one Negan. Pick him before anyone else does

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When and how? Or are the habbenning fags just beating themselves off to bullshit.

Two nursing homes, one in Carmel, one in Avon have at least 1 old person in each that have officially tested positive. Hasn't made the news yet. They are locking them down now. Lets see how long it takes the media to report it.

>virus outbreak
>buy guns

Oh americans

lmao retarded niggers searching for bugs on bare dirt instead of going to the trees where bugs like to hide

A third of the population (200000+ people) is protesting against a law which was enacted, stating that all "improperly" owned church property (any church) will be transferred to the state. Now, this is obviously aimed at the Serbian Orthodox Church, and so the people have taken to the streets. I think the country is basically on the verge of civil war now. Withholding info on the virus will allow it to spread the to the population, impeding the protests.

There is a Chinese paper wondering why the age of schizophrenia manifest has gone done. SARS-CoV infection can spread to the brain. Inflamed brain causes neurons to fire more easily and faster. This causes delusions, hallucinations, and psychosis. Perron's virus is a virus embedded in your DNA. A healthy body can block this junk DNA. An infected body can't, the virus activates, and elevates blood levels and neural levels of pro-inflammatory white blood cells.

Do they have the resources for nationwide marital law?

Quality placement there.

I personally heard inslee is raising it to level 3 in 24 hours then level 4 in 48 hours. Gtfo now before 5 if u plan to leave

What's this I hear about cannabis curing CoronaChan??

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If a full on Cordon Sanitaire is declared and you get locked down it'll probably be the boog inside, that amount of supplies is good but I wouldn't want to keep it in an apartment. You should firstly look for advanced warning of such an event and ideally move out of the lockdown zone before the cordon is initiated, if however you can't move far from where you already are, at least have a plan to quickly get your shit out of an apartment, it basically only has two or three entrances/exits right? Lobby, maybe a back stairwell and a fire escape? Plus it's a tightly enclosed space with domiciles packed in wall-to-wall, the air is circulated in common, a ton of people who work and relax in places across the city will return to that spot and touch fucking everything. If I were you I'd GTFO if you think a CS is coming down, apartments are shit anyways.

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Is anybody just super jaded from all of the people scoffing and rolling their eyes any time any precautionary measure is taken regarding this virus? wonder if they’ll think it was an overreaction when they’re drowning in their fluids anyway in a few weeks

>Germany, 1.565 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 10% MR;
>>Japan, 1.277 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 5,3% MR;

fuck how do I numbers again

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What would cause looting of grocery stores?

haha! she just bought some of those masks.

Please tell me its a halloween costume and his dick is the sanitizer!

its literally just a bunch of fucking boomers dying whats the whole fuss about it fucking idiot shit cunt generation should be gassed if they cant handle a simple virus fucking idiot shit ass cunts

the gas prices will hit tomorrow, or the end of this week. so it's going to take a bit. I've been saying for awhile that we wouldn't feel the feeal hurt from this until mid April. I still feel confident in that estimation.

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Start taking vitamin C bros
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/v16n14.shtml

inherit? motherfucker you have it on a silver platter if you have a room temperature iq, refrain from acting like a fucking idiot, and fill out a scholarship application. I'm so sick of the fucking oppression olympics.

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youtube.com/watch?v=MMeEByBNfZk

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niggers getting their ebt cut.

NO! What's happening? Are we going to be quarantined soon?

t. kirklandfag

got her a 9mm. we went to the range on my birthday. she chose the "saloon shootout" target with bunch of cartoon cowboys coming out of a saloon. she murdered them all.

Coachella delayed to October from April!

October is in fall when a mega resurgence will happen lol

WAL MART IAL
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Let them have their fun, and it probably makes them feel less anxious.

In reality, it's going to be very calm and quiet, because the looming death isn't something you can shoot 99.999 percent of time.

Lel can I haz cheezburgerz? xD

Sweden: my university has 2 confirmed cases

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Level 4 by friday u have been warned.

This cheers lads.

I know, been thinking of engineering some panic, get some days off, I have to man up and stop going.
You do know you're way more likely to get infected there? besides stealing is not cool user
I'm legitimaly going crazy over it, don't know if it's here feel like it is, but a guy just said hi by whistling at me, there's no attempt to try to be clean
Presume orally won't work, right?

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ive been looking at ar-15s but the one at my local gun shop was a smith and wesson and i swear the receiver just looked small and bitch made.. would anyone have suggestions for what manufacturer to look at?

I don't know user, do you think smoking or vaping and giving yourself popcorn lung is a good way to protect yourself from an illness which often causes acute pneumonia?

dude wait until our hospitals and intensive care beds are full and people will drop like flys

Everyone of you nothingburgers are like the dude in pic related
Meanwhile /cvg/ are aware of the danger and sheltering our families

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What?

Nicotine and smoke inhalation has an inhibiting effect on the virus in the lung cell lines.

THC helps with sleep, stress, and anxiety, which batter your immune system. It may also contain terpines that inhibit pro-inflammatory cytokines.

No more grape soda.

>shoplifting grocieries
Find the most expensive chocolates, medicine, and candies in grocery stores user, normal groceries aren't worth stealing you have to go for the expensive stuff.
When people are starving the man with 20 chocolate bars will be like a god to them.

I haven't seen anyone mention it, but what happens when farmers start getting the wuflu and nobodies able to grow food? Will we just have a massive shortage by the time winter comes?

Niggers finding out they're immune

GO LICK SOME DOORKNOBS

hey daddy ;)

heh. we threw out our sex toys right before our son was born.

spoiler
>He already has it.

Insha'allah brother

>America already surpasses Japan in confirmed cases and deaths
just how?

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they recently were posting on the CDC website job board for something like 'quarantine enforcer' or some shit

IT'S EVOLVING ALREADY HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

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