/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1865

► Detected: 118,907 ► Died: 4,270

>NEWS
UK health minister tests positive
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Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LATEST CASES
23:40: 21 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
22:55: 22 new cases in the Czech Republic.
22:50: 2 new cases in Harrison County, Kentucky, United States.
22:31: 1 new case in the England, United Kingdom. The patient is member of parliament and health minister Nadine Dorries. She is the first British MP to test positive.
22:20: 40 new cases in Norway.
22:06: 5 new cases, including 1 death, in South Dakota, United States. All are travel-related. These are the first cases in South Dakota.
22:05: 107 new cases in Germany.

>MORE
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>118907 infected
>4270 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (58) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,695 (35) Germany 1,565 (2) USA 975 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 587 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 374 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 80 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Norway 400 Sweden 351 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 189 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 Iceland 81 Israel 80 Czechia 80 UAE 74 Kuwait 69 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 34 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Bulgaria 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Lithuania 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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OH LAWDY WE GON FUGGIN DAAH

More travel bans soon?

>News talks about staying home and staying away from people
>Quickly advertise how cheap it is to book a flight to spring break

I am getting mixed signals here.

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>yfw all the people with corona 2 months ago are reinfected

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If you hold back all coofs, you can't get sick
>my dad went to medical school

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS

You can buy puts in just about anything, it wont matter. We are heading into a depression.

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Thank you

N95 Respirators Not for Use by the Public
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) does not recommend that the general public wear N95 respirators to protect themselves from respiratory diseases, including coronavirus (COVID-19). The best way to prevent illness is to avoid being exposed to this virus. However, as a reminder, CDC always recommends everyday preventive actions, such as hand washing, to help prevent the spread of respiratory diseases.

For the general American public, there is no added health benefit to wear a respiratory protective device (such as an N95 respirator), and the immediate health risk from COVID-19 is considered low.

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Don't drawfags have something better to draw than this?

Nadine Dorres
Couldn't happen to a nastier cow

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Latest interview of pozzed Canadians talking about corona. youtu.be/1TBNyBHWg-w

are we going to get to 200k infected, 10k dead or will governments stop reporting numbers before that?

STILL UNDEFEATED

SHILLS WILL SAY "X DIED IN COUNTRY" BUT HAVE NO PROOF THEY WEREN'T IMMIGRANT ASIANS

SHILLS WILL SHOW WHITES THAT DIED OF "FLU-LIKE" THAT HAVE NO POSITIVE CONFIRMED CORONA DIAGNOSIS

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>+14 Canada
Here we go!

fuck the cdc, come take my masks by force glowniggers

I wanted this earlier but sexy little virus particles attacking you would be pretty cool

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It’s another 911 nothing burger. So 100x the people gotta die to get this one accomplished. Stop being an emotional woman.

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What does corona cunny taste like you think guys?

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Your wife or your stash. You decide, and you will watch both.

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BRITISH HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE

bbc.com/news/uk-51827356

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

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and every single fucking one is travel related.

maybe yall dont know but Monmouth University is the MAIN POLLSTER for CNN and MSNBC.

and the campus has completely shut down.

any thoughts here?

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>be nursing student
>none of my professors are worried about corona
>half the class goes to hospitals for clincals where they are most likely to be infected
>the other half goes to nursing homes with the largest at risk population
>we meet two times a week
how fucked am I?

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>Coronavirus confirmed in my county
I'M GOING TO KILL THIS BITCH

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WASH YOUR HANDS

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How big is the coofening's burger now?

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Fuck you guys, I have a sore throat and esophageal tenderness. It was fun shitposting with you. RIP

Hospitals aren't going to accept donated N95s/N100s, so you may as well wear them if you bought them.

Rotate them. Just leave them in a warm area for a week to decontaminate.

They're not testing people who haven't traveled. Guess what we'll look like in 2 weeks lol.

All whites here listen up. This fear you are feeling now because of this virus does not even compare to the fear that POC the LGBTQ+ community and other minorities had to endure in America since Trump managed to steal the presidency.

The pain and uncertainty you forced minority groups all around the world to experience is now reversed onto you.

I hope you reconsider your racist, sexist and bigoted ideals now that you realise the amount of torment you have caused.

Here's a local fucking story for you. Dickhead returns from Italy. Doesn't even bother self isolating. Goes and plays football. Infects a relative and infects an opponent on the pitch. Opponent goes home and infects wife. Wife's fucking job is to do the hair of all the elderly frail ladies in the retirement homes. Wife infects old ladies. Old ladies infect old men in nursing home and death is imminent for many of them cos poor health.

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You might want too see this.
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Still at the whites don't get it stage?
Catch up
You're shill crew has moved on to only old people die

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>UK health minister tests positive
lmao. Diversity is our strength! Hire more vaginas! Hire more subhumans!

single patty with bacon
approaching double patty within the next week as US and other Euros worsen

DISPROVE ME SHILL
I WILL SEND YOU CRYPTO

TFW no Nip gf to bond with over a shared hatred of Chinks

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When you get infected, you will just say you weren't really white after all.

KYS faggot

Stfu nigger

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It's a massive nothingburger. They should be drawing Fallout fanart, which there is never enough of.

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I just want this to get bad enough so I can work from home for the next few months. Corona chan can hibernate after that.

KEYWORD IS DYING

Nice meme Facebook fren

>They're not testing people who haven't traveled.
yes they are. the criteria was changed at least 10 days ago.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions

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>OVER
OVER
>OVER
OVER
>OVER
OVER
bbc.com/pidgin/live/tori-51750354

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I WILL PAY YOU CRYPTO IF YOU CAN GIVE A SINGLE EXAMPLE OF A WHITE PERSON THAT DIED OF CONFIRMED CORONAVIRUS

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Is it all happening tomorrow bros?

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SADLY THIS

This is not a joke happening.
This is the actual end of the world user.

How will you suicide when you'll see your family die, society collapse, and all hope will be lost?

After old people what is the next cope?

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>When the social unrest starts

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You’re not missing out on much.
日本の女性は面倒い

I'm not sure, give me ideas, it might make for a good story.

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You're shouting
Also disprove what?

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I know these threads are supposed to be funny and ironic but Yas Forums can be a seriously vile and offensive place, and I don't say that in an attempt to have pride in the fact. every single day in almost every thread I see cases of racism, xenophobia, sexism, and transphobia. the posts I see are riddled with the most hateful sentiment some could only imagine. to hear stories on Reddit of how evil the posters are can truly be unbelievable at times unless you see for yourself even though you would never want to. it's hard to fathom how I can summon the courage to stomach the plague of right wing extremism that infects this website. everytime I see someone post the n word, I do not cry. everytime I see someone say "remove kebab" my heart doesn't sink. believe me it used to, but I struggled vicariously through the torment the people posted here until it permeated every part of the board culture until it became just another sick joke. how anything like that could be considered a joke is a level of sociopathy I will never be able to understand. how the some of the posters here could even be considered people is the same. so everytime a post is made with such vile hatred towards any and all oppressed peoples, I do not cry. I stand strong against it and do everything in my power to bully it back to the decrepit source, pol. sometimes it takes the same viscosity of brain bursting anger and hate that their posts were made with to begin with in order to bully them back. but not once do I cry, because I am strong, and that's how tough I am.

WAIT
whats even the official narrative?
Bat soup flu from wuhan?
winniehs bioweapon?
COULD IT ALL BE A FACADE?
WHERE ARE THE SURVIVORS? nowwadays you can get famous with youtube fast where are all the supposed "recovered"?
the supposed "infected"?
WHY ARE THE GOVERMENTS REACTING SO HARHSLY? YOU DONT REMEMBER NO QUARANTINES WITH SARS OR H1N1 DO YOU?
Why is this being pushed hard mediatically? is it because it sells?
Are we in any real danger?
WHAT THE BIG PICTURES GUYS?

>Dis na we coverage of di coronavirus outbreak as e dey happun inside Africa and around di world.
pidgin gets me everytime man, fucking niggers

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Friend just told me his mom who works in a hospital in the capital confirmed a patient with Corona-chan who had just returned from Spain. Nurses don't even want to get near the patient because they don't have protective gear.
>no masks
>no meds
>no tools
Rejoice, Yas Forums, this shithole is going down.

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Well, as predicted, mid March is right around the corner; in fact, this very weekend and shit's pretty bad as it is in terms of medical capacity & number of infected. When this will hit millions of simultaneous cases... well... what then? It's impossible to test that many in the first place, so what's a realistic scenario? People dropping dead like flies? Mass hysteria, raiding and looting and complete collapse of social order? When do you expect Europe to hit FUBAR levels? At the current rate it will get there before the US. But when? It's clearly not going to be this weekend, even though the cases are going to spike and all the major European countries are going to hit 10k and above, or as much as they'll still be willing to test. Don't know when they'll eventually decide that it's pointless to test. So when? What are your predictions? I can only imagine the prelude, but not what comes after. Basically, every EU country going on an Italy style lockdown. Maybe virtual at first, but later enforced by the military. So essentially first the schools shut down, then the borders get closed, then maybe every non essential business gets closed and eventually all the hospitals get overwhelmed and then... then what? Remember all those Chinese screaming from the skyscrapers in Wuhan or some other Chinese city? I can't imagine that kind of scenario in Europe. People are 100% going to defy the quarantine, and in much greater numbers than any Chinese would ever dare. We simply aren't used to a dictatorial government to be afraid of them in the first place. Predictions?

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Don't want to die. Don't want my parents to die. Things were only starting to look up in my life and this happens.

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Not really tomorrow. But in two weeks, the entire world will be absolute chaos.

How long until supermarkets start running out of stock for certain foods? So far canned soup and ramen is all gone from the store I tried. Will get more later. Italy tier soon.

Checked.

kill yourself

>quints from a faggot

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If I die to Corona my life had literally 0 point

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WTF is this for real?

You’re just going to tell me Italians aren’t white.

>go to the balcony
>i can see the whole city
>post apocalyptic scenario
>0 cars 0 movements dog barking sounds

so fucking comfy right now

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Just get them throw the patient a bottle of that antimalarial and an 02 tank and he can fix himself/herself.

Don't feel too bad everyone's life has literally 0 point

...to being in contact with a confirmed case. Not testing randos with symptoms at all.

They're running out of ideas
But I'm sure they'll cope in strange and laughable ways

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argentina: 19
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Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro. Just the flu, bro.

How do I delete this?

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YO LIL CORONNY, I HEAR YOU DON'T LIKE BROWN PEOPLE, BUT GUESS WHAT ELSE IS BROWN? THAT'S RIGHT: SHIT. I'M GONNA TAKE EX LAX AND DOODY ALL OVER MY FLOOR, BLOW THE VIRUS-LADEN GASEOUS PLUME THROUGH THE PIPES AND AEROSOLIZE THE WET TURD WITH A VACCUUM CLEANER. HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM BROWNIES NOW?

JUST

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Wasted digits.

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Based bong.

Its a nothing burger, we will recover the dead population in a year or less, even better we got rid of the old fucks draining the economy

Nice copypasta brah

nice pasta

Use this time to prepare yourself mentally

You just have to make the best of the impending chaos fren

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>try to tell people to stop joking about toilet paper and to make sure food stocks are good
>"STFU retafd this is nothing just a flu you braindead fuck don't buy food idiot"
I hope in two weeks I can tell them to eat shit

California compliant magazine I see. Good luck user.

Take your meds.

The article claiming 4.5 meter/30 minute has been retracted

A fucking Kraut stealing quints. Die cunt.

Who's thrown away by triage here?

>Schizo
>on record

Yeah, if I get bad, they're going to throw me away.

I'm angry at Hitler, because he didn't gas your family.

We'll all be dead in 2 weeks friendo

Answer #5. Jews

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I remember seeing something about the virus being less contagious if you are white. Can anyone give me source?

Prove the bongs who died weren't
>inb4 meme shit about UK and immigrants

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Just a sniffle now, but it will become a big coof in time, I think it's pretty difficult to discount a virus with an R0 of at least 4.6 and droplet spread. This is triple something like the common coof or Ebolachan, neither of which can break an R0 of 2.0. It hasn't got the morbidity or mortality of the Spanish (actually also Chinese) coof of 1918, however it's also much more statistically infectious, and it's battling against the fact that health services have gotten much more robust and autistic since 1918. I don't think it will be like 1918 where health services run out of morgue capacity and bodies get stacked in the streets like cord wood, however at this point I see nothing indicating that the virus will get chopped off at the knees, I think it's going to substantially disrupt life for every place affected within the year.

Prepare accordingly, for a disruption in the normal course of life that could last up to a month or two, and only return completely to normal months afterwards.

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IMMIGRANTS EXIST IN ITALY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy

WAKE UP

what's the difference between a short and a put? i've never put before.

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Yes this anin has it right. If I'm a random with a flu they won't test me unless I am confirmdd in contact with a case.

Seems like we’re all going to die, yeah... fun ride?

Do they have to type it out like that too? I understand that it sounds that way when spoken, but this just seems stupid. Jamaicans don't spell shit all retarded and they get by just fine

How are things going there? SK has mostly dissapeared from this board.

Mucus

Wuhan is fine, guys.

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None of this is real, you need to snap out of it. Take your meds.

Yes.

I feel you user. After years of being a miserable anxious NEET pondering ending it all I started putting the pieces together and now shit hit he fan.

THAT IS NOT AN EXAMPLE, WHAT IS DIFFICULT OF THE REQUEST?

"just the flu" people are worse than niggers. I mean that.

holy fucking based

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Our leaders are just saying the captain goes down with the ship lol

what province?

All retracted ones are out of politics, nothing more

The HIV inserts ended up being true

They'll probably remove the one about outcomes in Wuhan when people look at the mortality rate, which is 25 or so

Only democrats die.

Yes, when 90% of pooulation gets shot and cremated that's what happens

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANYWHERE WITH ANIME PICS

WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE AN EXAMPLE OBITUARY, ARTICLE, GOFUNDME, FACEBOOK POST, ANYTHING THAT SHOWS A WHITE PERSON WITH A CONFIRMED CASE OF CORONAVIRUS DIED FROM THE CORONAVIRUS

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST THREAD I'VE DONE THIS

AND YOU STILL FAIL AT IT

Glad you liked it, i sure we will do more and work harder to fuckup your life. Enjoy

I love a happy ending.

Just kidding that sucks.

Prove to me a single healthy white under 50 has died. Just one and I'll shut up and never nothingburger post again.

I took my meds just before. So, I know what's real and what's not now.

If you were a NEET, then this is the best thing that could happen to you. When society begins to rebuild and restructure, your opportunities will be exponentially greater.
Keep working on yourself dude - ride this out and the momentum will allow you to jumpstart your life

Threadly reminder that this is just a big nothingburger.

China's cases have slowed to a trickle

Iran's cases have slowed down

Inb4 "but .. but you can't trust their stats"

South Korea's new cases has been falling rapidly for the last week.

The outbreak only lasts around 3-4 weeks before settling down. Far from the hysterical predictions of 80% infection rates.

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Fuckin pooftah!

Almost like CDC faggots want to spread the disease.

Interior BC with no 'confirmed' cases and incredibly busy airport YLW.

You're making outlandish claims in all caps mutt
Back them up or fuck off

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this is exactly what they say when cities start heaving. when it spills out into the towns, what will they say?

Videos from wuhan
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Go pee your bed

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These people should he charged with fucking manslaughter

SO SO BRAVE, they could have went to Mars instead.

Pretty good, that’s almost stupid and gay enough to have been written by an actual leftard subhuman. It’s missing something though.....

Inb4 the guy an heroes too

Ontario. i'd imagine it would be the same in the rest. TO is going ahead with St patricks day festivities and has the audacity to say "There has been no community spread" without actually testing communities

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=q7DfQMPmJRI

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DEfine white

Waste of digits. You should watch some of those videos with German middle schoolers getting the shit stomped out of them by migrants, and take note of how nobody does anything about it.

That's all he can do. Hope
If this stays for two weeks, THEN, I'll believe him.

First off, China and Iran's numbers are to be disregarded. With respect to South Korea slowing down, that's where you're wrong kiddo.
en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20200310002155315
Round 2 imminent.

Coronachan is a trap

What about other lying countries like India and Japan

I mean, if that's true, when what would 'waking up' help with other than giving people an unending social anxiety? That would be a near on 100% mortality rate over a long enough timespan for almost the entire species, aside from a lucky few who either kept fighting it off, lived in in area that never got it, or anyone somehow naturally immune. Big shrug if true. Fuck all you could do about it as awareness of it would even be irrelevant by and large. I still won't take a vaccine.

Quints of pasta

Seems like a great time to push online classes and remote jobs, pls pls

reminder

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South Korea's response is almost competent compared to what everyone else is doing to be fair

I CLAIM THE NUMBER IS ZERO
I DO NOT HAVE TO PROVE A NEGATIVE

YOU NEED TO SHOW THE NUMBER IS NOT-ZERO

THIS IS EASY, ONE EXAMPLE WILL DO

>OBITUARY, ARTICLE, GOFUNDME, FACEBOOK POST
Show me one for anyone who died, white, chink paki or dumb fucking mutt...

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There aren't any cases north of Seoul, which is where I live, so life has mostly remained the same. I want to put a second DMZ on the north side of Seoul.

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shutup faggot

Whereabouts user?

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 10.149 cases - 631 FATALITIES / 38,6% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 8.042 cases - 237 FATALITIES / 8% MR;
>South Korea, 7.513 cases - 54 FATALITIES / 17,9% MR;
>France, 1.784 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
Spain, 1.673 cases (-18 in Galiza) - 36 FATALITIES / 21,1% MR;
Germany, 1.565 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 10% MR;
>Japan, 1.277 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 5,3% MR;
United States, 975 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 76,9% MR;
>Switzerland, 491 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
Norway, 400 cases - 0% MR;
>United Kingdom, 383 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 33,3% MR;
The Netherlands, 382 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 326 cases - 0% MR;
Belgium, 267 cases - 0% MR;
>Denmark, 264 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 182 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 166 cases - 0% MR;
Malaysia, 129 cases - 0% MR;
>Barhein, 110 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 101 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 12% MR;
>...
Portugal, 59 cases (18 in Galiza) - 0% MR;

101 infected countries.

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I Just realised this.
I need a new map, fuck those john hopkins niggers for laying with commies!

Can someone link me to a map that isnt infested with communism?

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How did they make Italy into a test?
Did they walk around and sprayed people with a bottle of virus or how does that work

Brown or red or blonde hair, blue or green eyes.

Can relate. Finally getting shit together, and now this. Maybe this really is just our purgatory

THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT

NO SOURCES ARE MENTIONING ETHNICITIES BECAUSE NO WHITES, BLACKS, OR INDIANS ARE DYING FROM IT

JUST ASIANS

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Can I wear gloves, all the time, and wash them like I would my hands?

My hands are getting dry and there's some cracking/light bleeding/lots of irritation. I've always had very sensitive skin. I've tried moisturizing hand soap and various brands. No scent. Nothing works.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

Add Bolivia to the list

DEFEND THIS LOGICAL ARGUMENT:

After 3 months and only 4,000 deaths in a worldwide population of over 7 billion...I have a few things to say...

1) Nothing that has actually happened -- the numbers, the science -- the numbers don't justify 1% of the hysteria.

2) The media are the Jude Law character in "Contagion" -- degenerate mercenaries hyping snake oil for political reasons (anti-Trump) and pure greed (clicks).

3) Everyone screams LOOK AT ITALY. Okay. Italy is half the size of Texas but still has 1/5th American population. It's densely populated. What's more, some 7500 cases over 4 weeks, only 765 dead ... in a country with 62 million people. That does not justify anything close to panic.

4) Italy has one hot spot, which is stressed, but you don't gain context by looking at a crisis through a soda straw.

5) 4K deaths over 3 months worldwide in a population of over 7 billion. 765 deaths in Italy over 4 weeks in a population of 62 million....Seriously?

6) The only contagion is panic.
78) People say WE'RE NOT TESTING IN THE U]S. -- but we do know the death count -- less than 50 deaths over three weeks. And the testing will probably prove a whole lot more people have this (some don't even know it), which means the death rate is MUCH lower.

8) If the average age of those dying is 80, as reported, that means corona is not killing anyone, it is merely the last straw for the frail.

9) After 3 months have passed. I would add that if there were 40K worldwide deaths, 10 times the number we have now, I would be writing the same thing.

10) If things get bad, I'll say so, but as things stand right now, the hysteria in the media and market is obscene.

I bet there is a white nationalist lobby in the biochem industry, creating bioweapons to save the white race. What world do you live in.

How much in terms of rations do you got, pastabro?

Take pics

Nobody? No predictions or realistic scenarios? I guess that time will tell. Italy will be the sacrificial pawn and hopefully everyone else will learn from it. Rest in pasta.

There are genuinely some clusters of humans that have little contact with rest. Humanity will always live in some form even if much smaller.

>UK health minister tests positive
Repeated tests too?

semi famous Spanish saxophone player died.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcelo_Peralta

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>coping this hard
breathe nigger

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