/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1864

► Detected: 118,905 ► Died: 4,270

>NEWS
UK health minister tests positive
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Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LATEST CASES
23:20: 107 new cases in Germany.
22:55: 22 new cases in the Czech Republic.
22:50: 2 new cases in Harrison County, Kentucky, United States.
22:31: 1 new case in the England, United Kingdom. The patient is member of parliament and health minister Nadine Dorries. She is the first British MP to test positive.
22:20: 40 new cases in Norway.
22:06: 5 new cases, including 1 death, in South Dakota, United States. All are travel-related. These are the first cases in South Dakota.
22:05: 107 new cases in Germany.

>MORE
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>Dead: 4,269
lol, still only 4,269.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,269? Four days? Five days?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (58) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,674 (35) Germany 1,565 (2) USA 929 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 581 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 374 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 80 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Sweden 351 Norway 344 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 189 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 Iceland 81 Israel 80 Czechia 80 UAE 74 Kuwait 69 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 34 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Lithuania 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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Where's the best place for me to stock up on adult diapers?

how do we stop the thread splitting?

>actually believing China's numbers

Why do people do this?

Meanwhile, China (communism) has already beat COVID-19.

The problem is capitalism. Vote Bernie.

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what does dicking corona chan feel like bros?

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Piss on janitors face

Based Gary. Haven't seen you in 4 or 5 days? Also virus mutates in one week

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I love you friends

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>RECOVERED TESTING POSITIVE AGAIN
RECOVERED TESTING POSITIVE AGAIN
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What are college anons doing for classes that haven't been cancelled? My uni is not going to act until we have bodies hitting the floor

Going to sleep early for my immune system soon, gonna pray for Yas Forumsacks, we must all look after eachother in trying times, after this ends we can gi back to calling eachother niggerfaggots.

Also shills, piss off you aren't fooling anyone.

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How is the virus effecting italy Exports?? Are they still exporting flour and pasta???? Shipping user pls respond

twitter.com/jgrovum/status/1237524955664769024

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I'm thinking about a purchase. Shotgun or rifle? Already have one of both, but another wouldn't be bad. Any suggestions

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Let´s assume for a moment that the Chinese and worst Korea´s aren´t lying about their numbers, how is it not possible for the west to follow their lead?

Also why are Africans/Indians seemingly immune?

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cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-cases-of-covid-19-double-to-14-medical-officer-reports-1.5492562

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/7-new-cases-of-covid-19-infection-identified-in-b-c-1.5492849

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A beige color military helicopter flew over my house. is that the medical color? Are they color-coded? Does anyone know?

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Walmart?

Please Fucking help!

ksbw.com/article/princess-cruise-passengers-with-coronavirus-moved-to-monterey-county/31361896

Monterey County has ZERO infected and they are bringing Grand Princess passengers to us! How is this Fucking allowed!? Send them to Santa Clara county with the rest of the Fucking infected! Don't infect counties that are nobody infected!

Round three.

Reply with what you want and/or send me new coronas.

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I have the Virus already its Not that bad.

I try to spread it

China (communism) made this entire problem in the first place, nigger.

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Read nigga, read!

GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT

3/7-43% OF CENTRAL AMERICA CONFIRMED INFECTED

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This is a brand new 9/11 Nothingburger inc. So 100x the people gotta die to get this one done. Brought to you by Answer #5 - Jews. Damn devil.

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Bernie tested positive for the virus...

1000 CASES IN USA LMAOOOOOOOO

They're probably mobilizing the military to prepare to do law and order type stuff in the cities.

beige is FEMA no joke
prepare for relocation to a quarantine zone user

45 minutes ago the US was at 966. Oh, fuck.

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THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=_1dsm-jvEmQ

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Your pasta will be virus free if you cook it, if you are worried about that. The problem is that many truck drivers don't even wanna drive to Italy, from what I've heard.

Guarantee there are cases in Okanagan not being reported

V I R U S S O Y B O Y A L E R T

This happened in Australia, not the US

>It doesn't get you twice they said
>People """recover""" they said

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Because they're idiots, see

All whites here listen up. This fear you are feeling now because of this virus does not even compare to the fear that POC the LGBTQ+ community and other minorities had to endure in America since Trump managed to steal the presidency.

The pain and uncertainty you forced minority groups all around the world to experience is now reversed onto you.

I hope you reconsider your racist, sexist and bigoted ideals now that you realise the amount of torment you have caused.

WHOS GONNA BE THE NEXT ITALY GUYS?
my vote goes for US

There are no numbers for Africa because there is no testing in Africa. India who knows. With their hygiene and open shitting you have to believe it's rampant there

what a waste

Pistol?

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 10.149 cases - 631 FATALITIES / 38,6% Mortality Rate (MR);
Iran, 8.042 cases - 237 FATALITIES / 8% MR;
>South Korea, 7.513 cases - 54 FATALITIES / 17,9% MR;
>France, 1.784 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 71,4% MR;
Spain, 1.656 cases (-18 in Galiza) - 35 FATALITIES / 20,6% MR;
Germany, 1.458 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 10% MR;
>Japan, 1.277 cases - 17 FATALITIES / 5,3% MR;
United States, 974 cases - 30 FATALITIES / 76,9% MR;
>Switzerland, 491 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 50% MR;
Norway, 400 cases - 0% MR;
>United Kingdom, 383 cases - 6 FATALITIES / 33,3% MR;
The Netherlands, 382 cases - 4 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
>Sweden, 326 cases - 0% MR;
Belgium, 267 cases - 0% MR;
>Denmark, 264 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 182 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 166 cases - 0% MR;
Malaysia, 129 cases - 0% MR;
>Barhein, 110 cases - 0% MR;
Australia, 101 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 12% MR;
>...
Portugal, 59 cases (18 in Galiza) - 0% MR;

101 infected countries.

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Symptoms?

7C because I like the designs that have a bunch of pins in her hair over the actual virus

just skip classes and play halo, if exam is coming just go in in full hazmat gear and spray any coofers with lysol

The test results are starting to pour in

The helicopters I’ve seen twice now today are white with a red plus sign

WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY FRIEND, HE LIVES IN BERGAMO, I HEARD SUDDEN SCREAMS AND GUNSHOTS AND THE LINE DIED

PASTABROS WHAT'S HAPPENING??

I do somewhat admire the efficiency of an authoritarian triage system. Namely, weld people's doors shut and leave them to die. Should absolutely be applied in places like.... Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York, DC, Seattle

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>beige is FEMA

Is it really or you just fucking with me?

You're going to get the virus.

What site are you using user?

>1 NEW DEATH IN SPAIN
1 NEW DEATH IN SPAIN

Looking forward to travelling to New York and fucking dying I guess.

Jesus fuck

Atalanta won

I wanted to get but florida has become a gay pozzed state and has a 3 day wait for longgun purchases, and I am stuck out of state and am on the road

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We won't.
It's been happening for weeks
That's why argiebro gets such love
He holds it together

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nice larp

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always go to the one with the hottest corona chan

Congrats, user.

None of the cases were reported in counties close to mine...it's a big rural state with miles of nothing in between small sparsely populated communities...I'll be fine bros...right?...right...? Mommy Kristi was scared at the briefing this afternoon. I don't want anything to scare based mommy Kristi.

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Holy shit you’re right. They almost tripled in the last 2 hours

I manage a pizza rrstaurant that imports all our goods from Italy wondering if we are fucked for imports. Need some bufala, 00 caputo, and san marzano.

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Africa i can understand, but if that were the case we would have seen alot of dead bodies from India. I mean half this board is from India and it seems they are truly immune.

these arent real numbers

Emphesyma user here. I think my immune system is fairly strong. Am I fucked regardless if the virus so much touches me or can my immune system, if strong, fight it off?

Apparently that site is botched (Afgan at 68k really?), or maybe they know something we all don't... Go here instead:
worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

Fever sour throat coughing etc
I try to cough as much as possible in the supermarket

I feel like there will be multiple italys at he same time.I feel like france spain germany and the us may all pop off at around the same time.

Just the annual purge like every flu season.

BOSTON GOING ON LOCK DOWN
AMHERST GOING ON LOCKDOWN

Yes. EVERYTHING

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>listening to Joe Rogan podcast with Micheal Osterholm
>Osterholm said coronachan is expecting to kill over 400k people in half a year

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S&W MP .40, x2
Worried about cqb, live in apartment building

Panama confirmed yesterday.

I hope you get dropped on the coast opposite to your Southern coast.
Good riddance.

So is this the happening or is the real happening to follow?

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Take politics out of this you retarded brainless mutt

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What is the WORST this is expected to get? I think I read that a Harvard medicine guy thought that something like 50 million(?) dead was very possible if it really takes off in 3rd world countries. What are the current mainstream potential death estimates?

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>red plus

It did not have any marks just beige almost like sand camouflage

Glad to see that the government that had the opportunity to prevent the outbreak here is continuing to do the opposite of what they should do

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i had all these symptoms and already feel better.
just poured a whiskey and took a big shit

I love how Italians are in quarantine and don't have a good shortage while Britbongs are already out of food before the virus hits. Dumbest pack of retards to call themselves Anglos.

planes are seeding the virus, don't be naive

St Patty's day parade cancelled
Louisiana

I believe so, and it's terrifying. Not only do we have hordes of nogs, but they are legally allowed to own firearms

that shirt looks like shit and if you're not > the age of 50 you definetly have autism.

No shit?
Welcome to 3 weeks ago

US with 10K cases? Sure.

I even think US will surpass China (officially) and reach 100K cases.

Italy is so much smaller than the U.S. ...

You can stock up on the san marzano but you might be fucked for a while.

How?
If you can just claim that, then I can just claim that the capitalist world made H1N1 too. So we're even, faggot.

WE DID IT REDDIT

youtube.com/watch?v=uHWWxHOwfmI

FUCK YOU CORONACHAN YOU CROSSED THE LINE

of course I'm joshing you mate I have no idea if helicopters are color coded

Suck my dick nigger we're talking legit happening here fuck off with your orange man bad bullshit.

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Warm-up to the happening

all it takes is one boomer going on a cruise or a european vacation because "they already bought tickets" and bringing it back to the square dance hall

this site is shit, stop using it

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It's racist to report corona infections because Chinese peoples feelings might be hurt

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Two nursing homes...one in Carmel, Indiana and one in Avon Indiana have patients that have tested positive. They are locking them up now. Not yet being reported in the news. INDIANAPOLIS is in trouble.

based, added to the collection.

Thanks for the tip, user.
Stay safe. I heard Guatemala just got its first case.

Uhhhh...bros? Mario? Luigi?

who the fuck is St Patty?

Digits and you get firebombed

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>400k
More like 6m in the US alone.

Is that it?

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>Yas Forums - Politics

>about one and a half hours away from Westchester
fuck

The happening will truly commence this summer. Then, when society goes down and internet dies, there we depart ways and anarchy ensues

Thank you corona-chan

Fake and gay

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Talk to Muslims

Kek

Get REKT weeb

Hard to tell then, could be anything. I saw some of those green military type covered wagons with military uniforms driving down towards downtown Atlanta. And by some I mean like 10 back to back on 400 south

Washington state going to enforce mandatory social distancing measures

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australia is 10,000+?!

we all chip in $5 to buy argiehero a big bag of cocaine so he can work 24 hour shifts

90%+ of people survive

Nothing to see here move along

I'm sorry. I wish I could help you user, my worst fear is being on the road and getting trapped on some quarantine zone. I travel for work

>Osterholm said coronachan is expecting to kill over 400k people in half a year
Does he mean in America, or worldwide? If America he's off by a factor of 10, if he's talking the world he's off by a factor of 200.

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EDIT: Wow I can't believe how this blew up!

You don't want to know the worst case, user.

But I'll tell you

Hundreds of millions dead this year
Hundreds of millions dead next year
Tens of millions dead the next when the vaccine starts rolling out in 3 years time for everyone

This is assuming it's not a dormant virus either.

>38.6% MR for Italy
Are you retarded?

learn how to read scientific literature you illiterate niggerbrain

St. Patrick's waifu.

I'm now inspired to be even more racist in my everyday life. Thanks, user.

FUCK I HAVE THE FUCKING VIRUS I SWEAR I DO. FUCKING CHEST IS SCRATCHY, COUGHING LIKE A MOFO, FEEL HOT AS SHIT IM FUCKED FUUUUUUUUUUCKCKCKC. I GOTTA GO TO UNI TOMORROW IN A MAJOR US CITYY

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>THREE "RECOVERED" PATIENT TEST POSITIVE AGAIN
>THREE "RECOVERED" PATIENT TEST POSITIVE AGAIN
>THREE "RECOVERED" PATIENT TEST POSITIVE AGAIN

scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3074457/coronavirus-three-more-infections-confirmed-hong

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Just skip them. I haven't been in a lecture in months.

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i know, but i feel like reinfection is not being talked about enough and often downplayed or outright denied by shills

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like death, but you COOOOM

Post BibTeX reference, faggot.

>Best virus does it agein
She's a gift that keeps on giveing

See And this prediction doesn't even take reinfection into consideration

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That can't be right. How is aus suddenly that high?

Based

We are living in plague inc.

>uk health minister test positive
Literally as bad as Iran!
It's happening buckle up bongs!

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>Tell Elon Musk that Coronachan is taking down anime
>Re:zero has catgirls (and a catboy)
>Elon funds billions to fight Coronachan
>Anime saves the world

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>fear
Nigger i'm glad this is happening, i've been wanting something to kick this generation's pussy ass for a while now

Our most based channel just calls Corona "The China Virus".

As in:

>Breaking News, 466 people have already died in Italy with the China Virus

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>TEST POSITIVE AGAIN
that means they dont have it?

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Post some lewds

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>ZERO WHITE DEATHS
ZERO WHITE DEATHS

STILL NOT A SINGLE EXAMPLE OF A WHITE PERSON DYING

SHILLS WILL SAY "X DIED IN COUNTRY" BUT CANNOT PROVIDE A SINGLE LINK TO PROVE VICTIM WAS WHITE

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just wash your hands bro.

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isn't this just because of bad tests?

i'm ready

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basatto e bergamo pilatto.

get a 22 pistol
can share ammo with one of your presumably 22LR rifles, less overpenetration inside than 9mil

I just thought it was funny. No intention of buying it. You know, some people still enjoy things here, we're not all fuckless layabouts like you

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Wow im unironically angry now thanks

Splits almost as much as the Virus!!
THERE'S NO STOPPING IT NOW!!

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This shit truly is forever. It's fucking shit knowing once you get this your immune system is comprised forever. Who the fuck knows whatever other long term effects there are as well

Kek
Yeah, got me there
Partisan politics then

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means they had it, got better, then got it again kek

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>A really accurate spreadshit

Ask me how I know he's a burger?
The sad thing is that he's probably a well meaning burger...

WOW

Because they’re retarded and poor. They don’t understand medical science, they don’t have the money to buy diagnosis equipment and even if they had the money their corrupt village chieftains would hoard it.

Fuck me man, they're not gonna cancel the square dance and annual hog fuck are they? The injuns are gonna start raiding

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why don't we all simply live in plastic bubbles bros

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CVGFAGS

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find it all yourself you fucking smoothbrained chink loving cocksucker, like I give a fuck about convincing some subhuman communist, all I want to do is murder you, and I would kill you through this post if I could

>Strawberry trifle
sweet

Based. I got sick after Christmas vacation so I haven't been in any lectures since before that last year. Teachers don't care. All I get in my school mail is trash, other than the Wuhan Flu notice today. "Wash your hands, avoid travel, no touch face".

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Rolling

Do you professors not care? Are you still doing the assignments and stuff?

Out of food?
Where do you hear that nonsense?

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feels good, man

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No, that means the people who are "cured" are still infected, the virus is just dormant, and can resurface at any time.

You know, just like HIV.

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what happens to the recovered patients? do they just die in their homes and never get spoken about ever again? serious question

Citation required, but big if true.

:DD
FUGG
the moment it hits 1 millions imma wombo combo a triple chain sick leave,unpaid leave and payed vaccations until we can really know what will happen.
It might only take a month all things considered, I work in a restaurant and you wouldnt believed how much the activity has gone down, were at 50% capacity right now and im talking downtown paris.

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This will age badly.

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Don’t ask me how I know, but Bernie Sanders just tested positive for Coronavirus approx 19:20 EST, aka 40 mins ago.

Will the new bronco do me good in the post-apocalyptic world?

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c-checked... but yeah this is a very early stage to be knocking out the preventative research....
Biogen, a Boston biotech company has 70 employees infected, stemming from a company conference a few weeks ago... one of the topics was Coronachan.

>nothingburger
congratulations, you're a nigger.

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they got bacteria that show on the test but they did not got the illness again
the test is even pos when the bacteria is not contagious anymore

>there we depart ways
fuck

What happens when the militias begin forming up

Sorry to burst your bubble chief, the ACE-II meme got debunked about a month ago

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Anyone else playing New Vegas

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well, that does not sound positive to me

>get common cold every winter
>must have HIV lying dormant in my system

It's just one faggot, based nips getting rid of foreign plague carriers
>a 31-year-old evacuee from the quarantined Diamond Princess cruise ship was first infected on February 18 while aboard, but later appeared to recover in a hospital in Japan.
>She tested negative on March 4 and 6 in the country, before returning to Hong Kong on All Nippon Airways flight NH811 on March 7. On Monday, she was found to be still infected at Queen Mary Hospital in Pok Fu Lam

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as a britfag I can say it's not too concerning here. people are stockpiling and shit but we've only gotten 1 death a day and we're still sitting at around 300-400 infected. Unless there's a sudden explosion or it comes out people are not reporting illnesses we seem to be doing pretty good all things considered. Does the virus not survive in northern weather as well or something?

kys

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10 people from my church went to isreal for 10 days they are coming back tomorrow. I'm ready for the ride

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But it kills more boomers

Coming to door knobs near you.
youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0

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according to that twitter link he is romanian
twitter.com/alexdumitru
maybe trying to make a quick buck, don't know if there are ads on the page due to ublock

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That could work. Any suggestions on make and model?

i accidentally took am ambien instead of an adderall

There's a drug called prep that makes hiv load low enough to have unprotected sex and not infect others.

Basically this thing is larping as an influenza type illness while running a train through the whole body
Then reversing back down the tracks for a second go

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WORST CASE SCENARIO?
see atlas prediction for 2025

I'm in Northern BC. No cases yet. I hope the interior has been spared.

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and that's still not an example of a white person dying
not surprised you failed a simple task

ASIANS ARE IN EVERY COUNTRY

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As it should be.
I hope after this, we cancel all Chinese student visas

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Yeah I'm sitting in small town South OK and MOST people around me are sick.

Fuck man.

based and threat pilled

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They didn't beat shit retard they're still sick with it They were even told too go back to work while shit was still going down They could give a shit less about their cheap Labor workers health more so then capitalism.

Your state has been fucked for weeks, you guys are already exporting cases to other states....

>half a billion to a billion
God I sure hope so take as back to before the 20th century fucked everything up

Nah. We don't have to attend lectures to pass courses. As long as you pass the test you're good.

they're pozzed for life, just like hiv

This...more we learn less I'm willing to go outside unless hazmat suit.

Based japanese using girl panties to make corona chan avoid them

clips.twitch.tv/StrangeSmoggyDaikonMrDestructoid

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Government starts killing them.
t. Nonwhite living in hickville white town

It's JUST a flu bro

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this is all a nothingburger and you're all larping schizos

*dying from a cofirmed case of Coronavirus

how does this guy always get digits

Nah, the anomaly mod for stalker.

Summer is coming and the rate of transmission will decrease in the northern hemisphere.

italy is way smaller than china but still managed to reach its ankles in a flash, with open borders and all the EU should skyrocket this month.

All I'm saying is, if it were me, I wouldn't want to face this virus with a gaping wound in the place where my dick once used to be.

>they got bacteria
It's a virus fuckface.
What a waste of quads.

are there any memes/reaction pics of the coronavirus itself? like a little green ball with viral spikes

fuck off gary

Flu doesnt cause hospitals to over flow, they are at the cope stage of denial.

So this IS how they become a superpower in 2020.

imagine the absolute mind numbing panic a normalfag will feel when he gets confronted with this information.
i wonder how it feels like to have your own immune system kill you, i bet it's really painful.

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>not a dormant virus either
*biphasic
And it may very well be

Gl00wing in the void of nothingness. Answer #5. Jews are winning.

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Everywhere I go people are coughing their lungs out. You think our jammed ERs are testing? Last time I went to hospital I waited 7 hrs to see a nurse, 9 for a doctor.

Too late for that now.

It takes more than a year for the damage to start healing, and it generally never returns to how it was before.

That's the plan, Stan.

My university just abruptly cancelled everything and banned large gatherings. Is the happening confirmed?

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Not closed yet, but probably soon.

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source?

Economic asswhooping is just as good as viral

>memphis niggers being retarded
Nothing out of the usual here

>one patient's case is not being counted again even though she got reinfected
Take away the 'recovered' numbers then, faggot

4C please.

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Non of the numbers are real you fucking brainlet. There’s guaranteed to be shitloads of undiagnosed cases due to the asymptomatic nature of the virus, it’s incubation period and governments not testing everyone and lying.

Why do you Fucking assholes make Coronachan so lewd!

same here.

mine banned people from leaving the country during spring break.

Hi Matthew!

So, anyone has any news about Flora? It's been a month now.

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This is already out of date by a factor of 2.

>nogs can legally own guns
Umm maybe the 20% of niggers that aren't felons..

Most countries did this apart from the most retarded ones like Germany and UK

Lewd doesnt mean bad, impurity is in your eyes that stain corona chan with your mind

Pausing on uploads, I got work to do.

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WAIT
whats even the official narrative?
Bat soup flu from wuhan?
winniehs bioweapon?
COULD IT ALL BE A FACADE?
WHERE ARE THE SURVIVORS? nowwadays you can get famous with youtube fast where are all the supposed "recovered"?

Ruger Standard Mk II/III (optional 22/45), whichever you'd prefer

I actually had an idea for a doujin, but even anonymously I'm too embarassed to write it, it would be the most cringe thing to be posted in all 1864 /cvg/ threads.

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google.com/amp/s/denver.cbslocal.com/2020/03/10/coronavirus-jared-polis-state-emergency-colorado/amp/

Colorado under state of emergency.

lol

i'm aware of that you fucking nonce, but those arent even the official pozzed numbers.

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What if government collapses
As leafs, Trudeau is pretty incompetent

That one is new to me.

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How would a societal/governmental collapse play out?

Fuck that haha

Maybe dead,maybe got taken by police for spreading info

Poor appeal to authority
When it was first tested on /cvg/ last week it was just the whiteboard with no doctors shit

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