/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1863

NC user reporting, we have a stare of emergency. All we can do is pray now.

I'll pray for you niggers tonight aswell, don't care if you belive in god or not, Yas Forumsacks gotta stick together in these kinds of situations.

Stay safe broothers.

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What if it's boris that has it all along

If I die at least I can say I finished Naruto. No one can take that one from me.

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nigger tongue your anus

Fuck I accidentally deleted my corona chan folder. Post corona chans to rebuild it

>implying 4k dead boomers in 3 months is a happening
when will you learn, anons? nothing ever happens

good g-d the taste of corona cunny

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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People who will inherit the Earth now:
>Uncle Ted
>the Sentinelese
>Athos monks

Fuck chinks

Fuck kikes

Fuck niggers

Fuck boomers

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riddle me this, american nothingburger claimers. even if the virus is not a big deal you just know nigs will go on a country wide rampage right?

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reposting from last thread
I know he MENTIONED that (on Good Morning Britain, right?) but I didn't realise it was the fucking plan, holy shit. Am I stupid to be optimistic that changes will be made tomorrow?

But EVEN NOW they haven't put in place any travel restrictions, or enforcing remote-work policies. Why? Yas Forums isn't some super secret forum, this information is publicly available. Do they know something we don't? (probably) -- or are we sincerely going to be fucked in a week?

we're about 8 days behind Italy, buckle up.

BORIS JOHNSON has been EXPOSED to CORONACHAN

BORIS JOHNSON has been EXPOSED to CORONACHAN

BORIS JOHNSON has been EXPOSED to CORONACHAN

He's meeting with the Queen tomorrow.
He's meeting with the Queen tomorrow.
He's meeting with the Queen tomorrow.

Well just in time to play my backlog

I don't recommend this, shit needs to be MadMax-tier for the jews forget about you

I'm going to coom when you get infected and die.

its over, it really is this time

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Give it to me straight, is Denmark fucked?

Not laughing now are you turkshits?

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Are you worried about looters? Or do you think there will be riots?

sorry, non burgers, that your country isn’t 3,796,742 sq mi of pristine land because ITS NOT HAPPENING in the USA. well maybe at first it will, because we’re idiots BUT I’d much rather be here than Europe. My god Europe is fucked.

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It's looking bad Canada bros. All restaurants will close, uni online only. They're not testing mild cases with no travel. Basically if you don't travel they are not testing.

Bongo is nailed on to get it and almost certainly end up on the machines, the porky little cunt.
Coked up for 40 years as well, he won't last long.

I think Ann's finally getting on the corona wagon

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DOES BORIS HAVE CORONACHAN

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51827356

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Been coughing for a few days and my lungs feel funny, also just had micro spasms all over my body a few minutes, was really fucking weird.

Should I call the doctor yet or wait and see if it goes away?

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onnly
dub´s get vacin

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Maybe the friends we made was the real Boris all along the way?

Dont forget to protect your hands too

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No chance will he. He's probably in iso now.

I DON'T WANNA DIE user

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>I'd be intrigued whether or not martial law happens for only major cities as we don't have the numbers to do the entire country
can any bongs chime in on this? I'm not sure about our army numbers.

Useful prep list anons put together pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

New Jersey just went into a state of emergency. Everything is going nuts for toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

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i think you should post more dogs

He would fit in as a painting in a horror film

Surely she was at the COBRA meeting on Monday too?

If not why the fuck wasn't the health minister at the COBRA meeting?

>Patient zero for Costa Rica is a physician working at a major hospital
>He did walk-in duty at the hospital WHILE SICK
>government won't reveal what country he visited before connecting flights in Panama

We're fucked, and we totally deserve Corona-chan.

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I maxed out a 2000 credit card in 2012. It's off my credit file and no one is bugging me to pay it.

He probably will. FUCK KING CHARLES OH SHIT. FUCKING HELL.

B-BUT GOLDBERG TOLD ME GLOBALIZATION IS AWESOME

70 people in Boston have it from going to a single company conference btw. 91 for the entire state. yesterday was 41. 95% of people don't even know this cluster exists... it's basically a cruise ship in terms of severity.

Thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KtSpk2pMZrs

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Do you suffer from anxiety?

YOU KNOW IT!!
I was shocked to see how "Diverse" things are getting in your neck of the wood too.
Any chimpin' going on there?

Yeah, I was thinking that as well. I just don't have the resources to properly stock up... due to paying off everything I own before this shitstorm took off

No. Getting tested alone is $3K. Just ride it out

London makes this completely impossible

How is it possible, that we get absolutely no more info from bloody China?

youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

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In cities like raigleh and charotte there will he such but other cities no, this state is always pretty calm outside of those places, even medium sized ones are usually good durimg disatrrs like ice storms and hurricames
We will get through this together brother

I've been watching these threads for 1.5 months now, and at this point I kind of just want to get it to be done with this.

how hard is this going to hit the US?

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she's a junior minister

>Surely she was at the COBRA meeting on Monday too?
>COBRA meeting on coronavirus
>Everyone there gets coronavirus
lol

GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT

3/7-43% OF CENTRAL AMERICA CONFIRMED INFECTED

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anyone have the gigachad in a hazmat suit pic

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continue consulting an online image board for medical advice.

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