There is no reason to stockpile food in the US

get a bidet or hop in the shower after taking your big stinky fast food shit

I have enough tp to last 6 months. This is how I will acquire the womans during the corona/shoppingocalypse.

Because Japan imports like 70% of its food, which is scary, so fuck yea I’m stocking up. Cutting down some woods on my 山林 as well to get it ready for a bit of light vegetable farming if SHTF

I can't find fucking alcohol

So u dont have to go to the store and get infected.

I buy the big pack when it goes on sale, just from my normal routine purchases I'm good for about 6 more months.

this. thread/

Fuck you, why should anyone listen to you? Just because you posted this I'm going to the store to get more canz.

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>he doesn't know how to use the seashells

My country exports all our food and doesn't even let me have any

Imagine some guy breaks in while you're in the shower and you die because you can't get your Glock out of the shrink wrap

because americans are fat

>cooking oil and rice with a spoonful of sugar for dessert

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>So why the fuck are you faggots hoarding sacks of rice and beans like it's the end of the world?
Because the best way to avoid infection is to not have to leave the house and mingle with other disease vectors in public you fucking mongoloid.

Having 6 months supply of essentials means you can avoid infection all together. Now please go lick handrails in the subway so we can strengthen the gene pool by removing you from it.

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you are going to get the virus that way, you doof

This he should make a triangular cut on one side so you can tear open instantly.

We won't be issuing refunds or exchanges for toilet paper, water, or diapers

All sales are final goy.

You do realize if SHTF and Corona mutates into an actual bioweapon you're only delaying your death by a few months right.

>25 yr shelf life
no thanks, Ill endure a cold before eating that radioactive shite lol

What are you going to do? Live on rice pudding and salty af beans for a year? Rinse it down with a glass of canola milk?Get fuckken real kid.

I completed my prep in January, slomo. I was buying masks while they were all still in stock. I have gas masks and filters too. And respirators and face shields as backups.

All you normie double digit IQ brainlet fags can eat FEMA rations till they rubber band your balls to stop global warming for all I care.

I really hope you're right, bro. And hell, you are probably right.

Probably.

But those aren't dice I'm willing to roll.

See you on the other side.

It’s just freeze dried. Add warm water and ready to eat.

>and we export to the whole fucking EU.

What exactly do you export? I buy nothing grown in USA, it's all from the EU, and sometimes random hot countries for shit like bananas.

It's really simple: when the virus has infected a shit ton of people you won't want to go outside and catch it. So you stay inside. And you eat your stockpiled food. It's that simple. If you have any immune system problems, lung problems, etc or you have elderly people in your care you don't want to die and you have a stash you can stay at home and avoid contact as the virus infects more people and makes you a more likely to be infected yourself.

You’ll be dead sooner from cooking with vegetable oil
Use coconut oil or tallow

Millions will die.

whats the point of that?

That's roughly 200 more times that I can cum inside your mum before I die son. Totes worth it.

Besides, I'll be able to resupply in my hazmat suit and gas mask. I have guns too and since I'm a rural retard I can shoot more food.

You're like those keto faggots who won't stockpile rice because they think carbs will kill them. Weak-stomached faggots like you will be the first to die.

Well I mean, its pretty easy to keep that kind of stuff back stocked perpetually, so if some sort of disaster occurs, yes.

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Shut the fuck up retard god you're stupid

>a million old people people and aids infested faggots will die

Good. It's only 0.1% of the world population. It needs to be more.

This user gets it

Because MSM is pumping this like it is the end times. Sheep listen to MSM.

Lard master race checking in

It's the fear campaign pushed on normies. There's a huge disconnect between tv and internet vs reality for them which results in panic.
They also don't seem to realize that flushable wet wipes are much nicer than toilet paper and waste a lot less material.
Someone is datamining the fuck out of this event .

if it is good for my mental health and well-being to be prepared what business is it of yours?

Very true. Seed oils are poison that have only been eaten since ww2.
Watch these faggots cope because they lack critical thinking abilities. Ignore them user, they will likely get diabetes and heart disease and die at age 55 like good millenial goyim

>Prepfags will be eating cold beans for a week

After the tribulations of the Coronavirus came the BRAAAAPocalypse.

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is there a reason they didn't just buy a bunch of macaroni, instant potatoes, and canned goods? they're crammed with preservatives so they wont go bad. why would you choose such drab things to stock?

Never been paranoid about someone getting you in the shower while you’re shampooing your hair?
Honestly I was just being obtuse. Clearly you’ll want to supplement this stuff with scavenged items. Oil for frying meat. Powdered milk for your assumed water collection. Beans/rice to go with your garden’s labors. Can’t imagine needing that damn much sugar.

>Thinking you are actually going to stay locked up in your house for 6 months

If you're willing to put that much effort into it, you'd probably be better off getting a gym membership a learning to cook fresh healthy food. In fact, developing healthy lifestyle is probably a better way to fight corona than prepping.

Besides, as we know, corona is not a huge risk if you're young an healthy. I'm not trying to downplay the severity of the situation, because I recognize that the legacy media has been trying to downplay the situation, and I'm sure that many young, healthy people will in fact die. My point is just that, if you're so sick and frail that you have to spend the next 6 months sealed in a bunker just to survive a respiratory infection, then you're probably better off just giving up at this point. On the other hand, if you're actually a healthy young adult, then you'll probably be doing yourself MORE HARM by locking yourself in your room for 6 months then you have done by just enduring the pandemic. Realistically, 6 months of eating rice, Doritos, and destroying your brain with shitposting and watching podcasts all day is probably a lot worse for you than the flu.

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steel tends to oxidize around moisture

>Seed oils are poison that have only been eaten since ww2
Sesame has been grown for oil for like 5000 years bro.

How do wet wipes use less material? You don’t want to use the wet wipe first, because the combined moisture and decal matter could leak through microscopically. So, you’re using a couple squares to wipe almost clean. Then wet wipe. Then you don’t want to walk around with squishy dirty feeling butt cheeks right? So you dry with a couple squares. 3 wipes of the ass total, which is what it normally takes me without wet wipes. Unless your just wadding a fuckload of TP for each wipe, I don’t see using less being possible.

Infowars homo detected

THIS

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>3 wipes of the ass total
>which is what it normally takes me without wet wipes

You must have a fuckton of fiber in your diet, or you just leave the majority of your shit on there. I don't know if it's what I eat or something, but I tend to have pretty dark, mushy shits and I usually have to wipe at least a dozen times, or so.

No way I'm finishing up with 3 wipes, that's for sure. Maybe with wet wipes, but if I'm only using regular toilet papers, I'm gonna need at least like 20-30 squares would be my guess. Sometimes more, sometimes less, but generally I'm spending a good 5 minutes wiping my ass.

Also regarding
>I don't think I see less being possible
I think the user you were replying to was also saying he needs more, not less, but I could be wrong.

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at worst you dont have to go shopping for a month or two
At best you made sure your ass was covered in potential happening

nigger, how the fuck would you get the gun out quick enough to shoot an attacker?

Anti-prep fags are so annoying. Literally telling other people to stop buying things in a capitalist country because it makes you panic and leaves you literally shaking on those liberal twig legs of yours.
>E-everything is in control the media said so!!! S-stop buying everything leave some for me!!!!
kill yourself commie scum

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fuck that, i'd rather die.

>Why are you stocking up and NOT GOING OUT with all the other sick normies!
Wow, good point OP!!
We should all go outside and get the coof from some random faggots child coofing all over the place
And some faggots that can't wash their shit hands who've just touched doorhandles and shopping carts leaving fecal matter on literally everything they touch

>Op is always a faggot

I will adopt the sand nigger way of wiping my ass with my hand.

Anyone who has a gun vacuum packed in their shower has likely considered they won’t be able to rip the bag with their soapy wet hands. Keep something with a sharp edge in the shower, such as a spare DE blade, or your old one. Hell, keep a sharpened toothbrush in there, anything to be able to rip the bag open. Beats shitting yourself as an offensive whilst running away.