/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1862

► Detected: 118,888 ► Died: 4,269

>NEWS
UK health minister tests positive
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Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LATEST CASES
22:50: 2 new cases in Harrison County, Kentucky, United States.
22:31: 1 new case in the England, United Kingdom. The patient is member of parliament and health minister Nadine Dorries. She is the first British MP to test positive.
22:20: 40 new cases in Norway.
22:06: 5 new cases, including 1 death, in South Dakota, United States. All are travel-related. These are the first cases in South Dakota.
22:05: 107 new cases in Germany.
21:54: First case in Turkey.
21:20: 31 new cases in Washington state, United States.

>MORE
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independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-latest-100-year-old-man-recovers-wuhan-hubei-china-a9389306.html
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (58) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,674 (35) Germany 1,565 (2) USA 929 (31) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 581 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 374 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 80 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Sweden 351 Norway 344 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 189 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 Iceland 81 Israel 80 UAE 74 Kuwait 69 Czechia 58 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 34 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Lithuania 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1 Turkey 1

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How come cases in Korea and China are not growing anymore? Did they stop reporting all of a sudden or are they actually recovering?

literally nothing burger

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>UK HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
UK HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>UK HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
UK HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>UK HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
UK HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

I HOPE WE ALL DIE SO JEWS GO TO HELL

Why are we so good at not dying, lads?

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Why doesn't Yas Forums have 500 post thread limits and how do we get Hiro to just make all boards 500 posts already?

Korea are either lying or really cleaned house
China is just fucking lying

>118,888
Checked

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Because it's total anarchy there. Governments are already falling. Haven't you seen the videos of the cannibals getting shot?

Why did it kill so many in Italy but not so much in the other countries?

I love you friends

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can you disinfect ammo in boiling water?

All the buythedipbros are going to have a hard couple of weeks.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>numbers decide the global result of this virus

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nowadays they're always at the top of the catalog anyway
20 cases, not great, not terrible

>detected: 118,888
quads checked

Don't get too cocky, fren.

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I've been isolating myself the past 2 weeks however I'm noticing an itch in the back of my throat. I went to university yesterday and that was the extent of my public "exposure". I'm coping by telling myself if i did pick it up yesterday, there would be no way I'd get hit so soon with symptoms?

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roach blood

Doesn't look like you guys are very good at recovering either

GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT

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chloroquine/zinc

youtu.be/U7F1cnWup9M

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Just in case anyone is interested in reading a number of studies about how coronavirus infects the nervous system / brain

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NOTHINGBURGER

If Finland doesn't get a massive outbreak, I'm going to fucking kill myself.

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sage all split threads

The shill are attempting to make things as difficult as possible to disseminate information
>SHILLS U ARE BETRAYING MANKIND-GOD WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU

GLOBAL WARNING
- HUMAN EXTERMINATION IN PROGRESS-

THEY HAVE BEGUN IN CHINA
THE BIOWEAPON IS THE START OF AN ASSAULT ON ALL MANKIND

PUT ASIDE YOUR DIFFERENCES
PREP THE FUCK UP
GUNS
AMMO
FOOD
WATER FILTRATION/PURIFICATION

>48 HOUR WARNING FOR ITALY AND EVERY ITALIAN

>THE DEATH CAMPS IN YOUR COUNTRY ARE NEARLY COMPLETE

THE BIOWEAPON IS TO KEEP YOU IN YOUR HOMES WHILE THEY EXTERMINATE YOU

TAKE WHAT PICS AND VIDEO U CAN IF YOU ARE BRAVE BUT FLEE

ITALIANS U MUST FLEE THE COUNTRY THEY ARE COMING TO EXTERMINATE YOU NEXT

U HAVE LESS THAN 3 DAYS BEFORE IT BEGINS

ALERT ITALY

FINAL WARNING

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Literally just a flu

I find it hard to believe you never left your house an entire 2 weeks

WTF JUST HAPPENED IN AFGHANISTAN?

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Lots of ventilators, beds and a relatively young population I would assume

Wow, nice Corona-chan

Guys, i've been drinking for the last week non stop. How fucked am i? I feel pretty fucked d e s e

REMINDER CORONA IS A SINO-NORTH AMERICAN WEAPON
>REMINDER CORONA IS A SINO-NORTH AMERICAN WEAPON
REMINDER CORONA IS A SINO-NORTH AMERICAN WEAPON
>REMINDER CORONA IS A SINO-NORTH AMERICAN WEAPON
REMINDER CORONA IS A SINO-NORTH AMERICAN WEAPON
>REMINDER CORONA IS A SINO-NORTH AMERICAN WEAPON

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tpchd.org/healthy-people/human-coronavirus
>KIDS AROUND 10 YEARS OLD TEST POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS IN TACOMA, WA
>SCHOOLS NOT CLOSED
>KEEP AN EYE ON THE CHILDREN, FOLKS

estas electrica pinche putita?

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Post

It becomes as common as the flu and keeps killing 3-4% of the people infected every year, it also mutates so there's no effective vaccine.

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Zinc Lozengers, take em right now and hold them in the back of your throat. You did buy zinc lozengers right user?

>118,888

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>relatively young population
no

How bad of a shit show will America turn out to be in 1 month?

there are other coronaviruses?
Gotta Catch em All!

Received an e-mail earlier that my entire university is shutting down campus classes. Classes will be resumed via online. I only had 1 class which has a lab (physics class), so I have no idea how that will go. Anyway, here's most of the e-mail I received.

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I love you too and remember don't kill the idiot with the 4 of clubs

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Butthurt SJW---am I stock piling because I bought the Sam's club jumbo combo pack of clorox wipes two months ago and bought another last week? fuckers.

As for the fucking resellers--yeah fuck them.

I've been using clorox wipes between my hand and everything else I touch in public since the end of December. I also dispose of them and replace them continually. I am hunkered in now tho. FUCK watch me whip out a wipe and wipe down the touch screen, keypad, and my card when I take it out--watch me pick up every product with a wipe and wipe them down--all the idiots that stood there watching me do that and did not mimic me are retards. I watched a chink lady (we don't even HAVE chinks here) wander through the grocery store PICKING STUFF UP and setting it down--I kept an eye on her for an hour. Every apple every fruit, every can--trust me I am disinfecting everything.

Stop it with the fucking TEST KITS> with so many false negatives regular test kits are fucking USELESS; Get a scan to check for fibrosis of the lungs that is the ONLY and best way to be sure on first go around. When that fucking test kit is negative your lungs are already showing small signs of fibrosis. WHY they have not fucking scrapped the tests in lieu of this is only MONEY--china KNEW this.

PIC related proves this

I REPEAT only a cscan can accurately diagnose wuflu.

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HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

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school of pitkäjärvi literally 2km away

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bros i need some advice

today marks my 14th day after i returned from Portugal, if i have been blessed i will find out tomorrow. I already contracted a flu before i travelled (100 per cent sure its a flu, brazil hadnt been blessed before i travelled), so im conflicted regarding my symptoms. I have a runny nose that seems to come and go and since yesterday i´ve been having diarrhea, i haven´t coofed or sneezed yet but i do feel kinda feverish despite my body temperature being 36 C. Should i see a doc bros

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THE VIRUS SHALL NOT DEFEAT THE WHITE NATION OF ARGENTINA

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i look forward to this every thread

had to step in and post it myself earlier when you weren't here

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why are you using this website?

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INCEL PURGE

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Correction: I only have 1 class that's on campus, the rest are online.

Do any anons have Corona?

Wait what?

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Chinks go extincts
Jews get the blues
Spics get kicked
Every nigger gets a job as a grave digger
Whites rule

Still not much happening in Quebec, even Alberta is getting cases

imagine if you were exposed to all the other coronaviruses
like first you got SARS, then MERS and somehow survive only to get yeeted by
>literally the flu

>american faggots are going to trigger a pandemic in guatemalan favelas and engineer a pandemic that crawls upwards back into their country

I was bored of our supperior gov succesfully managing the situtation, but now its fixed

I was on spring break. Granted I did leave to pick up some fresh food at the grocer half way through but I went as soon as they opened so nobody was present. Wore gloves and disinfected cart, pretty much played it safe

Shit Pasta 0/10 doesn't even go with thread...
Here's your (you)
Hope it's the only one, FAGGOT

>videos of the cannibals getting shot
y u no share vid?

so do you think that if italy has more than ten times LESS people than china and have already hit 10k+ the are literally worse than china right?

working on corona collection, reply with what you want or give me new stuff

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You seemed pretty good at it throughout history. I wouldnt get too ballsy. You're natural losers. History proves it.

China is not reporting anymore.

When will the world finally have to admit that China's recovery was bullshit

Non-europeans will disappear completely

I wish our health minister gets the virus too, it's what they fucking deserve.

You have to medically administer zinc into the actual cells faggot.
Lozenges wont save anyone.

Mitigation tactics that we can afford to do because we have the best healthcare in the Western World. Nobody else can do it.

I bought zinc pills (50mg) yes and have been cutting them in quarters and taking daily. Will that suffice or should i just down the bottle

China just lies and probably havent even tested half of the real cases

you don't get any advice because you posted a picture of that faggot.

the fug?

You're a sandrat so it doesn't really matter youll be in the Army wearing women's clothes to get a Section 8.

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Set it under UV light or spray it with isopropyl alcohol you dingus.

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I actually like the way of counting. E.g. in US.

Oi.. does she have the virus loicense?

HAPPENING CANCELLED. 100 Year Old Man with underlying health issues recovers.

Happening cancelled. Come out of the sea of paranoia you plebs. Its exactly where the MSM want you - hanging on their every word. How about adding this to the sticky instead of the run of the mill paranoia inducing bullshit.

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-latest-100-year-old-man-recovers-wuhan-hubei-china-a9389306.html

*cough cough*

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