disclaimer: these threads are ironic now. Anyone who thinks we still actually support trump please neck yourself
Charles Ward
>live in an italian neighborhood >daughter gets suddenly sick, looks like a cold >she won't stop hugging and kissing me It's over. Bros, Corona got me.
I saw Joe Biden at a grocery store in Montgomery yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Look. Listen, here's the bottom line, Jack. The second amendment, you know the thing. Right from the very beginning I have a 20 gauge, I have a 14 gauge, I have a 3 guage. All five of my sons hunt. Here's the deal, you can't say fire in a crowded room and guess what? You're not allowed to own any weapons. I'm not taking your gun away. You need 100 rounds in your-? I'm going to take your AR-14s away. You're full of shit. Don't vote for me, vote for the other Biden. I don't want your vote. I’m running for senate tonight here in Iowa, and that’s the bottom line. That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do. The fact of the matter is I'm going to be the best damn, er, darn, vice senator for Idaho this afternoon on this side of the Mississippi River. Idaho. Wildest state in the world. The only state without a capital city. Birthplace of Edgar Allen Poe. It’s where french fries were invented, no joke. Honored to have this former Canadian territory’s votes, I am. That's the truth, Jack. Let's be sure to get out and go and do the thing. Vote for 3303 I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
Yeah its hilarious watching burnouts going after Biden supporters. They hate each other and we all know Bernie is going to lose. His supporters might stay home or vote 3rd party come November.
Kevin Diaz
Matt Gaetz is unironically based.
Julian Hall
>captchas were almost nonexistent today >I post >suddenly every post requires 30 or so captchas >mfw
seems mods or those in charge of them don't want you distinguishing between cooming and using sex for self-improvement
Here's hoping it's permanent. >no death tax >no payroll tax >100% first year depreciation >no new wars >old wars ending >gorillions of regulations cut Trump has turned out to be our most libertarian President since Coolidge.
Socialised medicine in action, shit now & even shitter when the beer flu hits town
Luis Sanchez
>or vote 3rd party come November. trump already has jill stein voters now kek, she finally got charmed and is supporting him and retweeting him on twatter it's over for commie bros
. a / Italy # infected (1) = 300 b / Italy # infected (2) = 10,000 c / # days = 11 d / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = (b/a)^(1/c) e / USA # infected (1) = 808 = 3.10.2020 f / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = d g / # of Days = 30 h / g Growth Factor = 15,717 = f^g i / USA # infected (2) = 12,699,422 = e*h j / ICU rate (Italy) = 12.5% = Italian authorities k / USA ICU Need = 1,587,428 = i*j l / ICU beds available = 100,000 = US authorities . m / USA ICU bed shortfall = 1,487,428 = k-l
Justin Lopez
Fuck that, I think they can be brought to vote trump. Some of them at least. The Bernie bros
Why is he pretending to use a walker so poorly? You're supposed to lean on it for support, not push on it like a shopping cart.
Jonathan White
Gaetz popped up on my political radar around six months ago and I have been enjoying his malarkey since. I expect good things from him in the future, and a few laughs.
Zachary Phillips
Based post. I forgive him for banning bumpstocks and kissing israel ass just for all this shit. At least he's cutting most of the money from Nato and trying to pass a universal CC to counter out those two negative points.
Who has the gif of Bernie asking for shekels then stabbing his supporter with the establishment knife?
Tyler Mitchell
Doublenigger.
Kayden Hall
Me
Jeremiah James
>Trump goes bareback with his mistresses >Trump REFUSED to use condoms with Karen McDougal DOZENS of times >Trump barebacked her while Melania was pregnant with Barron
At least they have the Wuhan virus to over shadow the absolute implosion of their party.
Gavin Myers
LMAO.
Nathaniel Scott
I can already foresee the GOP planting hundreds of shit stirrers at Biden's events, providing endless attack ads of him losing it and raging at them. Am I laiffin.
Nicholas Torres
Hippy grandma going ham. Shes about to steal this election again for Trump.
Wait, are there two bots arguing with each other? That's fucking hilarious!
Nathan Taylor
Legal Definition of stalking
: the act or crime of willfully and repeatedly following or harassing another person in circumstances that would cause a reasonable person to fear injury or death especially because of express or implied threats broadly : a crime of engaging in a course of conduct directed at a person that serves no legitimate purpose and seriously alarms, annoys, or intimidates that person
Note: Stalking is often considered to be aggravated when the conduct involved also violates a restraining order protecting the victim.
Colton Phillips
>0% payroll tax Brainlet here. What the different between a payroll tax and a normal tax?
Payroll taxes are taxes imposed on employers or employees, and are usually calculated as a percentage of the salaries that employers pay their staff. Payroll taxes generally fall into two categories: deductions from an employee's wages, and taxes paid by the employer based on the employee's wages.
Isaiah Hill
Checked, because hes faking it and cant into good psyop
Brody Wright
>bidenfags are calling Stein a russian now my sides. i love this timeline.
Grayson Thomas
You will get the money you pay for social security and medicare in your check, instead of it being deducted out.
Connor Cook
She was the green party candidate hilldawgs claims "stole" the election for trump. They believe those votes would've automatically went to Clinton in Michigan, Penn, Wisconsin, NC.
Dylan Russell
>Payroll tax consists of Social Security and Medicare taxes, otherwise known as Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA) tax. FICA tax is an employer-employee tax, meaning both you and your employees will contribute to it.
>Income tax is made up of federal, state, and local income taxes. Unless exempt, every employee pays federal income tax. Most states also have state income tax. Some localities have an additional local income tax as well.
tl;dr it's that money you want to see on your paychecks but the government takes it out for (((safe keeping))). If you have a job, this is good.
Kayden Stewart
Joe wants to execute the infected? We are in the no malarkey zone, bros.
