/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1861

Chances of parliament shutting down tomorrow lads?

> Nadine Dorries, a parliamentary under secretary of state at the department of health and social care, fell ill last Friday and her diagnosis was confirmed on Tuesday.

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Heard a mother call in about a US Army unit in Afghanistan that her son is in that has started exhibiting symptoms but they have no test kits available.
youtu.be/ePdzGgfcO1Y

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ok.

Going on a big shop tomorrow. I'm shitting myself

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THERES ALREADY A THREAD IN PROGRESS

Supermarkets are going to be empty in 24 hours.

Best of luck lads.

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How stupid is it to travel from the US to Scotland in 10 days? Trip is a week long.

make sure to bring a change of undies?

That's funny because all of January and half of February people were complaining about how suspicious it was that the media was ignoring this topic - citing that as cause for panic in itself.

You have no idea what's been going on. You just started watching the news yesterday like a typical normie while the rest of us finished prepping before the end of January.

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Low tier bait or you’re just retarded. I want the situation to improve but this Coronavirus is markedly different than any of those. It’s not going to kill us all but it might kill our parents.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions

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>trapping yourself in recirculated air with literal mouth breathers who don't even know what soap is.
user I literally can't even imagine doing that to myself. good luck

>So Far
So Far isn't the concerning part, retard.

Stop splitting, real thread here:

>Dead: 4,269
lol, still only 4,269.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,269? Four days? Five days?

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youtube.com/watch?v=pR8014i_pbM

So, Boris could have it...

This is hilarious what a clown world

Bet she didn't wear a mask or latex gloves or anything just MUH WASH HANDS

Continued from -

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considering the death count went up almost 250 yesterday, i would say about that long

mayor of Bergamo (North Italy near Milan) tweet:
-There are no more intensive care machine left. Patients who cannot be treated are left to die.

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I know none of you will care, but I said in these threads back in January that this was nothing and Chinese officials had it contained.

I live in Indiana, and now my university is closed for the next three weeks.

Thanks a lot, fuckwads.

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Exactly, dopamine addicted incel coomers here have to prop up everything as a happening.

So I can kill myself and not look like pussy in the process. Coronavirus seems nice.

If you haven't seen this video yet on the Corona Virus
You need to watch it
twitter.com/RealToxicStrain/status/1237503003952738306?s=19

Include +2 new cases in Lithuania.
Total 3 cases officially confirmed so far.

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>suicide
>not look like a pussy
user..

In 30 days from now
a / Italy # infected (1) = 300
b / Italy # infected (2) = 10,000
c / # days = 11
d / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = (b/a)^(1/c)
e / USA # infected (1) = 808 = 3.10.2020
f / Daily Growth Factor = 1.38 = d
g / # of Days = 30
h / g Growth Factor = 15,717 = f^g
i / USA # infected (2) = 12,699,422 = e*h
j / ICU rate (Italy) = 12.5% = Italian authorities
k / USA ICU Need = 1,587,428 = i*j
l / ICU beds available = 100,000 = US authorities
.
m / USA ICU bed shortfall = 1,487,428 = k-l

Go first thing in the morning, much of the virus will have settled to the floor.

My state is calling for a state of emergency.
boston.cbslocal.com/2020/03/10/coronavirus-latest-massachusetts-governor-charlie-baker-state-of-emergency/

Why are we so good at not dying?

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Anyone have the links about China developing strains of Corona virus from 2014-2015?

Why are so many Italians dying? Are they cursed?

can't find the original

Purdue or IU?

>university closed for 3 weeks
>still have to pay tuition
God bless the USA.

Update for countries outside of mainland China

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Italy death rate is something about 4% CFR, while south kore about 0,7% CFR.

Deaths per day outside of mainland China

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Thank you.

I'm pouring myself a half gallon of water in a cantina squeezing lemons/limees in them and drinking it throughout the day, so I can fight off this virus if it approaches me

Bad hygiene. They don't wash their hands

Welcome user

Chönnt schlimmer sii

>Why are we so good at not dying?
A: You have a ton of ICU beds
B: Your cases are likely mostly younger people who went to Carnival or holiday in Italy right now

that thread was split first

I had a really bad cold/flu last week, one like never before, short of breath fewer, wanting to puke, back pain, muscle pain, I feel much better now, still not 100% but today I was taking a nap and literally while in bed moved my body/legs to get more comfortable and my knees started to hurt, wtf, srs could this be corona chan? I am scared.. Hold me bros..

Purdue, obviously.

I'm not a downs syndrome fucking retard.

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Any source for this user?

Same. Also warm milk with honey and garlic. Tastes like shit but it's a great immunity potion.

HAPPENING CANCELLED. 100 Year Old Man with underlying health issues recovers.

Happening cancelled. Come out of the sea of paranoia you plebs. Its exactly where the MSM want you - hanging on their every word. How about adding this to the sticky instead of the run of the mill paranoia inducing bullshit.

independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-latest-100-year-old-man-recovers-wuhan-hubei-china-a9389306.html

Yeah, but that's the equivalent of washing your mouth out with soap in Italy.

cases going down, nothing confirmed

To be fair, you're on Yas Forums, so it's easy for people to assume.

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Shits gonna get bad yo

Could you please predict graph for the next 30 days?

Fake chink news.

This thread was put up 5 minutes later and posted in the previous thread much further down. Either way, we are here now:

>LGBT flag memeflag faggot Elsa posting queer with a fucking Yas Forums pass only has seething sarcasm in response to finding out Yas Forums was right
Can't make this shit up. Kys