/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1861

Daily reminder to thank God for sending a plague to cleanse the boomer menace

damn we were just about to reach up to norway in cuckery but the eternal fjeldabe hadn't even shown us his final form.

some questions for /CVG/:

1) should i not go to a wrestling event near me? I have tickets already (AEW) but its going to be in a big arena of 10,000 people. is that too risky?

i'll be in the cheap seats up top.

2) an old lady lives underneath me and she occasionally is coughing. Can the germs somehow phase through the floor and get to me?

3) when was the last time you had sex

So why is Italy hit so hard compared to others?

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Are nothingburgers btfo?

Thanks global capitalism

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Mexican report:
>still waiting for red in the east coasts to know if cuba got chink'd

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>2% death rate, mostly old people

It's a nothingburger and nobody is going to convince me otherwise.

I hope after all this is over. China gets taken down by US, Russia and Japan

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Why have NATO not prepared for a bioweapon attack?
The fuck are they doing with tanks and bombers in the 21'st century?

Effing boomers I swear

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Unless the boomer menace is over 70 Corona ain't doing shit

But are you a victim waiting to happen?
Riots and looting WILL happen. Be ready.

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Wuhan is fine, guys!

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2 more cases in this country that 99.99% of Americans wouldn't know exists.

top jej the UK health minister has just been diagnosed with coronavirus!

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>quads

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GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT

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>dry cough
>low fever
>dry mouth
I'm I fucked?

We actually test people. You're next amerimutt

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How are yall keeping away from your delicious stashes? I've been eating two MREs a day along with some frozen cookies, and my work pants are starting to get tight. I've got plenty of food now but if I keep this up, I dunno.

Well turning back to answer questions since I cant sleep. I'm infected and am right now in home quarantine, just chilling and browsing Yas Forums.

Italy isn't famed for its organisational capabilities to contain this thing, and Northern Italy is a bit of a hub connecting Austria, Switzerland, France, etc and huge numbers of skiing and culture tourists. it's right in the middle of Europe.

lmao, just saw the colors and talk of pasta

Take this, friend.

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oops, date is wrong. this is today’s data

Are we fucked?

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How can you say that you love me, if you won't even eat my poop?

REMINDER THAT CORONA IS A SINO - NORTH AMERICAN BIO WEAPON
>REMINDER THAT CORONA IS A SINO - NORTH AMERICAN BIO WEAPON
REMINDER THAT CORONA IS A SINO - NORTH AMERICAN BIO WEAPON
>REMINDER THAT CORONA IS A SINO - NORTH AMERICAN BIO WEAPON
REMINDER THAT CORONA IS A SINO - NORTH AMERICAN BIO WEAPON
>REMINDER THAT CORONA IS A SINO - NORTH AMERICAN BIO WEAPON

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Ancient boomer customer came in today complaining about the" hysteria" then noticed me
>"why are you wearing gloves user?"
>spaghetti.jpg

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:^)

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Do you struggle to breathe?

2 new cases in senegal? fuck.

The disinfectant should be alcohol based, right?

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1. No.
2. Unless it's 100% airtight, yes.
3. Ask your mother.

>he fell for the "rural places are safer" meme

Literally never been the case, even the Black Death didn't discriminate between hamlets and cities and we weren't nearly as connected back then.

Russia and china are best friends. While the west is Coofing, china will attack

I failed to buy masks before price gouging started. Is a scarf + closed safety goggles any kind of small protection or should I just avoid ever going out?

Cluster cluster
BOOM

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You had three months.
THREE. WHOLE. MONTHS.
To prove to us that this wasn't just nothing.
LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED.
FUCKING.
NOTHING.
HOLY SHIT EVEN CHINA IS MASSIVELY RECOVERING.
HAHAHAHAHHA
MARKETS IN THE GREEN TODAY BABY!
ANTI-TRUMP PRO-CORONA SHILLS ITT BTFO
NO HAPPENING

How bad will it get here in the U.S.? Bad enough for the whole country to go into quarantine?

If you keep posting this you should really add some action between you and your sister user

>Wuhan gets quarantined
>People given 12 hours notice
>Chinese with money decide now is a good time to take a vacation
>"I always wanted to go to Italy"

that's it
pretty sad eh

>tfw nomask
i dont even care anymore. i failed to prepare in time, all i have is a stockpile of food.
im holing myself up the moment my work allows infinite PTO for sick people or i hear a distant coof in the cage. if i die i’ll die in the comfort of my room playing bloodborne or shitposting with my brethren. sounds pretty based to me.

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I love you too, user.

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twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1237508289119662080

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archive.vn/2iakF
>HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
>HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS
HEALTH MINISTER TESTS POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

Did you travel?

If no - Have you been tested
Why did they agree to test you? Been hearing lots of friends not getting tested by guberment because they weren't travelling

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Thank you London, greatest ally.

You should TOTALLY go bro. Entertainment like that is to DIE FOR!

REMINDER THAT THE VIRUS WILL NOT DE FEAT THE WHITE NATION OF ARGENTINA

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90 Guatemalans in that plane, so at least 45 of them are gonna be coofers soon. We're utterly fucked.

I work at a hospital. A well respected doctor rolled his eyes when someone brought up coronavirus a week ago.
Pretty safe to say you all are retarded at this point.
Look, just admit it.
You were wrong.
There wasn't a happening. You can keep saying, "just wait a few days"... "just wait a few weeks"... "just wait a few months"... and so on.
It doesn't matter.
Can you just admit this wasn't the huge world-shattering event you pathetic losers thought it was going to be?
I know it tickles your butthole to think about shit hitting the fan because you have nothing else going on but it's really getting gross at this point. Nasty. All of you are just disgusting. Really. I mean it. Most people agree with me.

>thinking you are isolated in any way simply because you aren't breathing on each other

Because of how dense it is. A lot of people brag about how you don’t need a car in Italy because everything is within walking, biking distance and a ton of outdoor/indoor events happen in Italy compared to other nations as well as church being big there.

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remember to coof on your state snd federal legislatures.

Bioweapons are counted as war crimes, everyone signed up to stop countries using them against eachother in tit for tat.

Doing your country proud user!

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Are you near Milan? What's it like there? Report to us, user.

where's your monkey fren?

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>us surpasses 1k infected
>it's nothing wooo
>markets are up 1% from the worst crash in years wooo
the only thing worse than me sperging out over this are the room temperature retards like you

1) your call, risk is probably minimal right now, but in a week or two? No way

2) you're fine, wear gloves if you're going outside though

3) womens day

Or heat the outer surface to above 60 degrees C for about an hour or so.

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NANI

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>markets are up 1%
So you admit you're just a retard and there is no happening??

We call it the flu.

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Who is the most famous person to die from Corona?

I'd have reckoned that travel to and from here would've been shut down before there was any serious risk but now that's out of the fucking question now that we've been infected so soon.

>tpchd.org/healthy-people/human-coronavirus
>TWO KIDS AROUND AGE 10 TEST POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS IN TACOMA, WA
>SCHOOLS NOT CLOSED
>OTHER CASES DOUBLE IN ONE DAY, MANY 20-30 YEAR OLDS INCLUDED
And these people were probably presenting symptoms bad enough to prompt testing
KIDS ARE NOT SAFE
CLOSE SCHOOLS NOW

>Turkey 1

Finally!

Hope all of you roaches die one by one

remember the UK isn't like the US where the entire government only meets in one place once a year, every wednesday most cabinet ministers, most senior members of opposition parties, most members of parliament, all packed in like sardines, coofing all over each other

Nadine Dorries, the first infected MP, was in the house on wednesday, she developed symptoms on friday, she might have been spreading it for the past week

is this shit real?

...

No way boomers are that dumb?

make Senegal Britain again.

mmmmm

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Im not a newfag, but wtf is D. Princess

Are you an Otaku too?

It's because Italy was the first European country infected, they're a few days ahead of everyone else + we all got extra prep time as a result.

PARLIAMENT IS GOING TO GET CORONA
IT IS OVER

yep

they were built near airports

>muh doctor
glorified flesh mechanics that could memorize and say what was desired by the authority.
Idiots the whole lot and not worthy of any serious consideration

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is anyone else kinda looking forward to the possibility of coronavirus becoming an actual pandemic? I get that it'll be terrifying and lead to short-term anarchy, but long term won't there be a lot of positives? Won't be effectively be a social reset button?

There’s no fucking way those numbers are accurate m8 assuming you’re from a major city and educated enough to speak english you definitely need to have been prepared

Paul Walker