/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1860

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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EU MOBILIZES $158MLN FOR RESEARCH INTO CORONAVIRUS VACCINES, TREATMENT

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>gruppo misto

Who gives a shit

Situation at 22:30 near Florence. Most people seem responsible. Bear in mind this is the most trafficked intersection in my town (central Italy)

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daily remind nadlac border blocked cus romanians from italy refuse to be quarantined
martial law when?

Is chronic post nasal drip enough for corona chan to kill me?

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threads going by quick, hot damn

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Is it a lefty?

Sorry pastabro

D-do you think you guys will be okay by the summer?

Kys, shill

What are symptoms of wuflu? I'm feeling dizzy and like I have a cold, no sniffles or coof, tired, I can do my push up sets as normal (no breath issue). Did coronachan get me? Fuck.

>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just the flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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"Everything is on the table boyos"
They're sending the jews back to quarantine

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Nothing wrong with this data, haha pls don't inspect it further

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Too little too late

MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

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>travel restricted whole countries
>closed borders in multiple places
>"lol but it's not yet where I live, must be nothing then"
get coofed at

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God, I have a normalfag friend from highschool that ended up becoming a massive basedboy leftie. What are the chances of him getting blessed?

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technologyreview.com/f/615340/harvard-tells-students-not-to-return-from-spring-break/

MIT and Harvard are kicking students out of the dorms after spring break!

retard

>ummm you want me to stay home for two weeks because me and Betty were at that night club the other day and didn't even know that guy with the flu?
>whatever loser

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Based

You have to buy a Gold Account. Fucking noobs, I swear.

macquarie bro.........wanna hang out

I already started coughing wtff

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NONONONONO

I CANT STOP FUCKING COUGHING UP MUCUS AND MY CHEST FUCKING HURTS BROS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!!!!!!!!

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This is indeed a burger of nothingness.

I wonder if Canada is under reporting. Not for some gigabrain scheme, but because the virus is racist.

All this has me curious as to just how delicious bat soup must be.

The ultimate forbidden delicacy.

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be honest, /cvg/.

you all worry about coming into contact with people that are sick....
but when is the last time you even TOUCHED a woman?

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Not sure if it’s been reported but 2 tested positive and nurses that treated them quarantined

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IM TRYING TO WAKE UP LIKE I DO IN MY LUCID DREAMS BUT ITS NOT WORKING

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reposting
Out of curiosity if this can work, since all of the face masks or good respirators are out of stock.
archive.is/G1uHU
>According to Chen Wi-po (陳偉寶), a Taipei-based urologist, face masks can be used again by the same wearer as long as they did not get wet and were not worn for more than 4 to 6 hours at high-risk locations, such as hospitals.

>In a Facebook post, Chen said 30-minutes of ultraviolet light exposure on each side of the used face mask will be enough to sterilize it properly.

>At home, UV light sterilization can be carried out by putting used masks in a dish dryer equipped with a UV sterilizing lamp, Chen said.

>After being sterilized in a dish dryer, however, the masks need to be put in a relatively clean and dry environment for three days before they can be used again, he said in the post.

I told my broke friend about my stash and that he can have deenz if he's starving. His fat gf will be alright I reckon.

Yeah the nips are obviously lying to save muh olympics.

>will trump stop shaking hands
>in this line of work you just have to shake hands
HA HA HA FUCKING RETARDS THIS IS OUR CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE

I'll see you next week

this virus withstands temperatures up to 37ºC, that is the summer in Spain, summer is not going to stop this pandemic in Europe

Japs are such cringy retards

Oh dear

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Man i just cant miss that Techno club, I gonna risk it and report back if I got infected. If not Its a nothingburger or my Immunity since im a mulatto.

>No reported cases in Cuba or Venezuela
Sounds like socialism's going to win lads.

I am horribly disappointed in Germany. I work in a huge company in Bavaria and not only we cant aork from home but also were told that lay-offs are coming.

Based I hope she dies screaming.

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Guys im only 18 and still live with my parents, they don't think anything major will happen because of this and are refusing to prep. What should i do?

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kek

Where are you getting the Norwegian numbers from? Our public health agency has been slightly below Yas Forums numbers for days now. Currently sitting at 277.

More importantly:
People are CHIMPING OUT
Anti-bacterial soap is being STOLEN from stores and pharmacies:
nrk.no/nordland/frykt-for-corona-skaper-handsprit-hysteri-i-norge-1.14935741

It took TWO WEEKS of the virus in Norway for the chimping to begin

The good news of coronavirus. Pollution is going doing, prepare to see blue skies and sunny days like the ones in the 80s, airtravel is halting, cars and factories have stopped polluting. Millions can be saved by an increase in air quality

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Help me pls

Diversity is our strength :)

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Purely psychosomatic.

If we're not counting relatives, last fall during kick boxing, if that doesn't count, about a year and a half ago when I had a gf. I regret dating her, such a waste of time.

You fool
>1.dont talk about stash
>2. DONT TALK ABOUT STASH

>Reminder

cases approaching horizontal line asymptotically = detection capacity reached
deaths approaching horizontal line asymptotically = ICU capacity reached

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Imagine all the retired boomers in the square just gone thanks to THL. Quite ironic tbf.

if you haven't been to china or italy no problem, ok? it is just the flu not corona 100% guarantee

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this is my guess:
(((they))) need another economic crash, but if they just crash the economy again, people may get too upset, as it would be too obvious.
so they take a virus, that mostly affects elderly, and they have:
-Old people dying (remember, they want to control overpopulation)
-Markets crashing
-People so afraid they won't ask question if they are told that you can cure coronavirus by sucking a BBC
I'm open to other opinions.

I never cared about myself but I have a 5 months old son.
Will he be okay if he gets infected?

I don't think you'll ever see this discipline in southern Italy. If it spreads in Campania or sicily we're all fucked.

>-minutes of ultraviolet light exposure on each side of the used face mask will be enough to sterilize it properly.

I've read studies on the subject - UV light does dicrease the filtering performance by about 2%.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Microbiology_Laboratory
cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/chinese-researcher-escorted-from-infectious-disease-lab-amid-rcmp-investigation-1.5211567

Your days are numbered Mehmet

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>projecting your autistic, incel personality on the entire board

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shook hands last year during an onsite interview

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uma delicia

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Have you checked your fucking temperature tard?

That sounds like iron deficiency.

You can't have infected people if you don't have testing kits.

kill yourself faggot

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Wrong

Post your beverage of choice. Pic very related, picked it up today. Raisin' a dram to you fuckers, stay safe!

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whats high quality beer then?

Not smart user, his fat gf will demolish your stash, on the other hand when there is no food and riots on the street you can just slaughter the hambeast amd have a feast

GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT
>GUATEMALA GETS THE GIFT

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>wanted to cook spaghetti for dinner
>went to lidl to get the spaghetti
>literally no pasta, everything sold out
lads what should i have for dinner

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