/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1859

>just the minor flu bro

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Guys I'm worried, confirmed case in my town, I've been producing phlem in my throat but no need to cough yet, I've also been sneezing a tad more often. No fever but I'm worried to say the least.

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I love you friends

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i can't stop touching my fucking face

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Brazil is at 34 now.

veja.abril.com.br/brasil/coronavirus-casos-confirmados-34/

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18 times deadlier than traffic.
6 times deadlier than the common flu.
Supposedly only a bit over 10k infected.
Sorry for repost, but this is some scary shit. I'm calculating the numbers for cancer deaths right now. I think Corona will have Cancer beat very soon.

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SHOULD I WASH MY HANDS AFTER COOMING TO CORONACHAN

Well lads my uni just got shut down for the next 3 weeks, what should I do to pass the time

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Lads today i tried to talk with some Japanese qts but my /cvg/ autism kinda got out of hand and after a while they just said they needed to do something and left. I was showing them my crying Tedros wojak folder and my collection of pepes in hazmat suits.
Do you guys think i still have a chance? Maybe if i show them the bat soup jokes next they will be more interested

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Add adelphi my dude we just got the email.

>throat feeling worse every time I wake up
r.i.p.

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People are truly cattle.

what's going on here

>Reminder not to make yourself a soft target for looters/rioters

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>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just the flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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CHINA NUMBA WAN

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can we get a few 我愛中國s in chat for xi's hard work today

Lithuania: add two more cases

+2

absolutely no

of course you can't, its subconscious. even when you fall asleep you touch your face sometimes

DEAR /CVG/:

should i take a COLD SHOWER or warm shower? would the cold boost my immune system?

stock up, make plans, get comfy, really.

They brought a fucking migran with corona to Guatemala. Oh well, we lasted long enough

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Rate my entry-tier deenz

Don't want to start out on the super fancy stuff

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>Threadly reminder if you aren't stockpiling these, you'll come out of the apocalypse broke.

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>Mfw bought a mask over a month ago and now the filters and masks have nearly doubled in price.
>Normies still haven't woken up, but will panic in two weeks as we too go parabolic with the cases.

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how does he keep blowing us out bros? the market recovered today...

It will all be good in the end, user. Single priority at this time: don't get infected. Survive.

Just keep your hands on your peepee at all times

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My Uni got cancelled in Australia today. Things be looking bad bros

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>BREAKING: New York City medic who treated 11 patients got #coronavirus from his flight attendant girlfriend who traveled to an area with a #CoronaVirusOutbreak, likely a US domestic location

don't sleep, problem solved

>body tries the panic warmup by seizure
>see the jackets on everyone
nothingburger

>checked a few days ago, 4.2k deaths today

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>digits
Turkey feeling the wrath of Elohim

Found a pretty fucken nice map of the cases in my country

>still waiting for red in the east coasts to know if cuba got chink'd

>southern state smooching central america, giving the gift to guatemala. still waiting for the first cases to pop up there

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Amina koyim just had to be fucking wh*oid who brought to turkey kill his fucking ass burn body

study

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OH NO NO NO

HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE WORLD ENDING FAGGOTS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO
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YOU LITERALLY NEED TO BE HALF DEAD FOR THIS TO KILL YOU; STOP PISSING YOUR PANTS OVER NOTHING

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>not stocking up on porn

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When's it gonna hit those bat populations?

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Lucky bastard

skinless boneless DEENZ are nigger tier

Anyone else just trying to accept that theyre going to get it and die. I live near a hospital where theyre treating someone with it and I feel like im fucked. Dont want to die but I just have to accept it.

Don't get too comfy It's going to be over in a week or so.

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>it's just a flu
>it's only boomers lol
>it's just death bro

alright burgers, here’s what has me worried: we’re going to see a spike in May and then cases will drop for the summer. However, virus ain’t gonna go anywhere and Nothingburgers will harass the preppers about being wrong. THEN come fall, the virus will rear it’s ugly head again and absolutely devastate us. that’s what I’m seeing right now. Digits will confirm.

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The media is lying to you, masks are effective. Yes even surgical or homemade masks offer some level of protection.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3306645/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2662657/

The virus lasts nine days at room temperature on common surfaces, not a few hours.

journalofhospitalinfection.com/article/S0195-6701(20)30046-3/fulltext

Other studies are showing that it can last three days on surfaces at 100°f, so summer alone may not stop the spread.

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>Laughing stops

Take a hot shower and inhale the steam

>Just the flu, bro

cases down, nothing confirmed

Nobody takes you nothingburger clowns seriously anymore.

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rate my stash or get died of coronavirus

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>Waited until someone tested positive to shut it down
Never gonna make it, pretty sure the governor of Ohio ordered all colleges to shut down and we've only had 3 cases