/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1858

► Detected: 118,433 ► Died: 4,267

>NEWS
Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
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Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LATEST CASES
21:20: 31 new cases in Washington state, United States.
21:05: 83 new cases in Norway.
21:03: 9 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.
20:49: 9 new cases in Brazil.
20:35: 74 new cases and 2 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
20:07: 1 new case in Multnomah County, Oregon, United States. Likely community-acquired.
20:00: 8 new cases in Illinois, United States.

>MORE
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mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1237490516813656064
mantascode.com/visualizing-the-spread-of-coronavirus-1-22-3-8-2020/
forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/03/10/stocks-rally-dow-gains-more-than-1100-points-after-trump-promises-economic-response-to-coronavirus-fallout/#487058121e6e
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (58) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,674 (35) Germany 1,458 (2) USA 922 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 581 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 373 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 80 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Sweden 351 Norway 304 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 182 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 Iceland 81 Israel 80 UAE 74 Kuwait 69 Czechia 58 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 31 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1

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A P O L O G I Z E

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Thank you, Tarik.

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I love you friends

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First

OOOOOOOH AHHHHHHH CORONA CHAN U MAKE MY PEEPEE BIG UWU

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TURKEY'S HEALTH MINISTRY HAS CANCELED ANNUAL LEAVE FOR ALL EMPLOYEES, ACCORDING TO LOCAL MEDIA. STILL WAITING FOR THE HEALTH MINISTER'S STATEMENT

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Austria 189

whats the most basic bitch leavened bread recipe to prep for that you've got Yas Forums?
>whats the most basic bitch leavened bread recipe to prep for that you've got Yas Forums?
whats the most basic bitch leavened bread recipe to prep for that you've got Yas Forums?

coof coof

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What’s the death rate in Italy, is it really 5%?

So this got me wondering.. if China was lying about it's death vs recovery statistics, how much worse would this be?

Do any of you know the identity of patient zero in your countries?

Here he even appeared on TV

youtube.com/watch?v=9k55xdwKJTw&feature=emb_title
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PENCE LOOKING LIKE A POTATO

>more threads than new cases in Germany

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I'm going to be taken by a painful death and there's nothing I can do. I suppose that's all of our fates one day, but I'm worried about it.

It's been a month and I didn't die. I survived the virus but I think it made my body super hot forever. It also gave me superhuman libido for some reason.

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Roaches btfo
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237494333944840192

Almost 7%

I am waiting for red to appear in our east coasts so we can get the greenlight that cuba got chink'd

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>check Dow again
>back up to 25000
How much are feds pumping this?

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memeflag OP schould automatically trigger autosage threads

> youtube.com/watch?v=DYTuNXq1eBk

Focaccia without the rosemary is about as simple as it gets.

6,2

>118779 infected
>4269 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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The tweet was deleted. What did it say?

Reached my limit - Told work imma be working from home & if i need to go into confined public spaces imma be looking like this, despite social pressure and stigma - Im brittle asthmatic and risk death if i even get regular flu - Mask is stealth half mask P1/300 charcoal activated filter.

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Can someone edit this and put a chinese flag on the man and write china superpower 2020 in the water

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TASK FORCE

REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON
>REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON
REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON
>REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON
REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON
>REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON
REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON
>REMINDER THAT IT'S A USA - CHINA BIOWEAPON

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REAL THREAD, MORE REPLIES

REAL THREAD, MORE REPLIES

>tfw too much a poor fag to properly prep

>TFW 0.7 ICU PER 10000 INHABITANTS
chances that if infected it doesn't require hispotalization? 19 no other diseases, although is amerindian dna as vulnerable to coronavirus same with han chinese due to ace2 receptors?

>7 billion people in the world
>110.000 people infected
>A few chinks and old people died
>It's literally just the flu
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop posting this bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>my mom called from back in czech republic about how she thinks that my aunt has it because she came back from italy a week ago due to havinga "terrible flu"

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some kind of sauce please

Whatever happened to '0 cases xd'

Why? The red emperor is as good as dead.

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How ironic.

mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1237490516813656064

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STOP SPLITTING THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Qrd on the first leaf death please

>REAL THREAD STOP SPLITTING
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i still had it open here

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I made some visualizations of the coronachan virus

mantascode.com/visualizing-the-spread-of-coronavirus-1-22-3-8-2020/

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What the fuck happened there

forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/03/10/stocks-rally-dow-gains-more-than-1100-points-after-trump-promises-economic-response-to-coronavirus-fallout/#487058121e6e

memeflag thread is never the real thread.

>you will die before seeing his new evolutions

Why is there a quote from a muslim cleric in the OP? Fucking mongoloid.
Islam thinks everything is Gods will and is the last religion that would ever have access to it because its made up bullshit from a pedophile warlord.

Fuck you OP. Have some standards.

>tfw no big titty asian gf to coof on me

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>1mile containment zone
fucking lel
why even bother?

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how does the us have a memeflag?

Its from Canada asshole.

I really like Pence now. He’s handled this very well, and has spoken very plainly and clearly the entire time.

REAL FAGGOT DISCORD TRANNY, DO NOT GO THERE

You can raid the preppers, it's also more fun

Friend that is an infectologist sent me this.

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>arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Friend that is an infectologist sent me this.

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Pence looks like he just found out Trump is hiding out in the bunker and its all on him now.

>Recovered: 1k
>Dead: 630
Doesn't look like 5% to me

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