Uhhh nofapbros? I thought fapping was supposed to be uneahlthy but it actually improves your health?

uhhh nofapbros? I thought fapping was supposed to be uneahlthy but it actually improves your health?
how could this happen ...

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5075254/
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That's not actually true though. Masturbation depletes you of zinc which is necessary to fight the virus.

Someone needs to finish this meme and put a guy on the left that says

>you masturbate to stay healthy?

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BULLSHIT. It depletes Zinc. Several links about Zinc and COVID19 at www.covidauthority.com. Something about preventing viral replication.

more white blood cells != better immune system
it's like saying that there are lots of gun shots in a city so that means it's safer

put it into google and I got this
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239
>The results confirmed transient increases in adrenaline and prolactin plasma concentrations. Sexual arousal and orgasm increased the absolute number of leukocytes, in particular natural killer cells (CD3-CD16+CD56+), in the peripheral blood. In contrast, T cell (CD3+) and B cell (CD3-CD20+) subpopulations as well as the production of interleukin 6 and tumor necrosins factor alpha remained unaffected by sexual activity.

how is your zinc supposed to get depleted anyways, just eat more zinc nigga this isn't the stone ages
more like there's more policemen in the city

They've been trying to push this kikery shit for YEARS you idiot.
Based

>Big Kike

>These findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm.

OMG BRO IM COOFING SO HARD ERR I MEAN COOMING SO HARD FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK OH WAIT IM DYING BECAUSE CORONACHAN INVADED MY PEE PEE HOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>some people try to push the no fap meme (especially reddit) that weakens your immune system right before a pandermic breaks out
hmm really makes you think

any serious coomer should be taking zinc supplements anyway

Death to all nofaps

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>jewthink

this zinc meme is pretty random anyways, if you're not a vegetarian you shouldn't have zinc deficiency under any circumstances, meat and eggs are full of it

COOMER RISE UP

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>oh no my autistic reddit meme has no actual foundation in modern science and medicine
>uhhhh jews
>phew crisis averted

I just coomed to tranny porn to fight Corona chan

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Makes sense. I start masturbating more when everyone is dying

WE INHERIT THIS WORLD

bigthink is arstechnica-tier jewish disinfo
you must be terminally retarded to find it even entertaining

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sex does the same thing...go get laid bros

i gave my ex-gfs sister a shot of zinc yesterday, you faggots better do your part.

True.
I whack it or fuck my "wife" everyday, and haven't got sick in years.

Masturbation is a form of sweet suicide like any other daily pleasure.

>orange man bad!
>beat off, it’ll cure you!
>buy 3 months worth of perishable goods!

Imagine being more worried about Coronas than kikes

>uhhhhh jews
very original
>if it feels good it must be bad!
autism

why do they say masturbation instead of having sex?

>In a crossover design, 11 volunteers completed an experimental condition in which they were asked to masturbate until orgasm and to participate in a control condition without sexual activity.
probably because they used masturbation in test, probably easier to do than get a bunch of couples

To prevent overpopulation in the West.
Otherwise we can't house enough refugees to will fix our economy.

It lowers testosterone.
Testosterone boosts your immune system. (It knows you'll get into fights and need to fight viruses when you get cut)

Also some random twitter post isn't a scientific study.

it's only unhealthy when it's your primary occupation and when its porn

what about the study that is a scientific study
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239

pmohackbook.org

܂>someone should someone should
Just go to the request boards or do it yourself faggot

Knew this for years. Why tell you? To get laughed at by nofap retards who likely have chronic prostate inflammation already? You bring it down on yourself and you're the one to blame for it.

/thread
any article that says “science finds masturbation is good for X” is kike propaganda.

Testosterone in excess is bad for your immune system. Kys, faggot.

imagine being this devoted to being a coomer

>waah jews
very original, is this all you retards need to believe some reddit meme? hey the internet is kike propaganda, you better abstain from it or you'll lower your testosterone!

Open MS paint and do it yourself. We all believe in you

Sounds like propaganda to make the modern man have low Test.
Kill yourself, poofter.

You can do more for your health with meditation. Whenever your walking or commuting, focus on noise, sights, and smells so your mind doesn't start wandering. If you can sit down for half an hour, sit and focus on your breathing or some background noise.

googled that too and got this
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5075254/
>MANOVAs indicate that men with higher testosterone showed reduced cytokine responses
Yas Forums really is full of people talking out their asses to justify some stupid reddit meme

Unrionically, men are meant to coom relatively regularly. Constantly beating your meat is not good but it's okay to have some release once in a while. Marriage probably decreases your testosterone levels more than masturbation.

So what? I eat red meat regurlarly which is one of the best soutrce of zinc.

ayy lmao

found the kike

Come on man, I already encrypted all my porn in case of sudden death.

I haven’t fapped in 4 years and I’m doing well

How has it mainly improved your life?

I consoom my own coom after I finish though, I can't even remember the last time I did not do this.

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Oh fuck. Time to lock myself in chastity. Going to throw out the keys and glue it shut till coronachan is gone. I'm a coomer and now a coomer doomer. Need to control myself somehow.

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either lies or erectyle disfunction, neither is healthy

Have you had sex though?

Gave me the extra chunk of energy needed to pierce my lethargy and start doing more than just enough to get by. Got a better job, started working on my hobbies again, increased gains in the gym, and more. added bonus my hair and beard growth increased

so bullshit lies, got it

It's been around for nearly a decade at this point you stupid kike.

Stop trying to get others to stoop to your coombrain-tier thinking, surely you're better than this.

yes but I quit that too after getting addicted to tinder hoes. Casual sex is just as degenerate as fapping and still drains you though not as severely

>uhhh nofapbros? I thought fapping was supposed to be uneahlthy but it actually improves your health?
>how could this happen ...
make sense, sperm is obviously produced out of nothingness and require no energy at all.

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not flapping is horrible for your health. there is bacteria and viruses naturally in your nuts. not spewing your goo for months on end turns your nuts into bio weapons.

Lol you’re not convincing anybody, coomer

I've been here for 2 decades, check mate reddit kid
stop being an autistic meme spewing retarded reddit kid

I've got scientific studies to prove my right, you got reddit buzzwords and make believe little tales

reddit has more porn and coomer boards than Yas Forums. you belong there. Yas Forums is a nofap board.

Okay coomer.

cool story bro
reddit.com/r/NoFap/
this is where you get all your autistic memes from

get a gf then and fuck her instead. i never had a hook up, i was always trying to have long term relationships

you're talking to a larping incel

Okay coomer, enjoy having fried dopamine receptors and high prolactin levels.

>more reddit memes
yaaawn

>Oh no, he's right! Better deflect!
You said "right before" a pandemic when it has existed for nearly a decade. Why the need to deflect, kike?

Okay coomer