/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1857

► Detected: 118,433 ► Died: 4,267

>NEWS
Muslim cleric infected, had said virus was divine punishment
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Kanzlerin Merkel: „60 bis 70 Prozent in Deutschland werden sich infizieren“
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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All of Italy under lockdown, "red zone"
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Trapped with dead sister, infected, health system collapsed
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LATEST CASES
20:35: 74 new cases and 2 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
20:07: 1 new case in Multnomah County, Oregon, United States. Likely community-acquired.
20:00: 8 new cases in Illinois, United States.
19:47: 51 new cases in Massachusetts, United States.
19:35: 21 new cases in Germany.
19:14: 1 new case in Anoka County, Minnesota, United States. Patient was likely exposed through contact with international travelers.
18:47: 1 new case in Poland.

>MORE
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>Dead: 4,269
lol, still only 4,269.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,269? Four days? Five days?

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Thank you, Thank you Tarik

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Hey Gare

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 10.03.

>234 NEW INFECTIONS:
>1458 TOTAL INFECTIONS
>0 NEW DEATHS:
>2 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 10.03. 16:45 GMT
source: worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>RKI reports:
+157 = 1296 cases
updated: 10.03. 14:00 GMT
cases between 2 and 99 years old, median 42 years
updated: 06.03.
sex is known in 148 cases: 57% men
updated: 03.03.

>German Virologist: Seasonal effect is minor. Situation might not look bad, but will change. Majority of population will get infected.

>2 DEAD (09.03.)
woman, 89, 03.03.: accute diarhea, low bloodpressure, tested, pneumonia, ICU, 09.03.: lung failure
man, 78, diabetis, heart condition, 09.03.: heart failure

>most infected areas in decending order:
Heinsberg
Aachen
München
Köln
Freising

>10.03.
Sachsen-Anhalt: First 4 infections reported
RKI declares Italy a risk-zone.
Federal healthminister: We will see continued increase of infections, there will be further restrictions on day-to-day life.
German institute for economic research expects recession in Germany.
Federal government will increase measures to stabilize economy, if needed.
German army inspector in home-quarantine, contact to suspected case at conference of US-army in europe (USAREUR)
Deutsche Bank closes two branches, employee in Frankfurt infected.
President of EU-parliament preemptively isolates in home-quarantine after return from Italy.
Berlin: Charité acquires 100 more ventilators.
Gatherings of 1000+ banned in 7 german states.
German parliament to provide additional funds of up to 1 billion for crisis-managment.
Federal police to implement stricter border-controls.
Berlin: theaters and operas closed until 20.04..
source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

>PREVIOUS REPORT ON GERMANY:
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>INFORMATION ON ADE, 2 SARS-CoV-2 STRAINS AND REINFECTION:
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>MAP OF INFECTIONS IN GERMANY:
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>SUBMIT TO CORONACHAN
>SUBMIT TO CORONACHAN
>SUBMIT TO CORONACHAN

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>GERMAN STRATEGY AND WHAT TO EXPECT

>High testing capacity and detection rate
Germany has lots of laboratories, since jannuary all of these are equipped and authorized to perform PCR-tests.
Outbreak was discovered rather early, thausands of contact persons are tested, symptom-free- and mild cases get detected.

>Keep critical cases within ICU-capacity
10% up to 20% of cases will require ICU, germany has 28000 ICU-beds.
Under ideal circumstances Germany could properly treat up to 280000 cases.
Ideal circumstances are unrealistic.

>Slow the spread and prevent the peak
Germany wants to flatten the incline and prevent the peak of total cases.
This will prolong the epidemic, but keep the active cases lower.

>Take measures to reduce infection-rate
Measures taken depend on development of the situation.
Balance between day-to-day life and containment is calculated daily.

>Possible measures
Everything from contact tracing and ordering home-quarantine, to decreasing movement of the population is thinkable.
This includes halting public transportation and lockdowns, as well as closing public institutions like schools, etc..

>Appeal to personal responsibility
Everyone is responsible to individually avoid infection:
Get informed, wash hands frequently, reduce contacts, no handshake, don't touch your face,
stay at home when sick, provide moral support for people in quarantine.

>Outcome
By slowing the spread and flattening the incline of total cases, the epidemic will be prolonged, but less intense.
During this, Germany would be able to provide efficient care for most, maybe even all cases.

>CONCLUSION
The epidemic in Germany will drag out for months to come, proper treatment for most cases is probable, but fatalities can not be avoided.
Measures to reduce contact between citizens are likely to be taken, measures to reduce movement of population may be taken.
Banning of large gatherings of all sorts is to be expected and lockdowns of certain areas might happen.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,761 (3,136) ► International 37,586 (1,131): Italy 10,149 (631) Iran 8,042 (291) S. Korea 7,513 (58) France 1,784 (33) Spain 1,674 (35) Germany 1,458 (2) USA 922 (30) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 581 (10) Switzerland 497 (3) Netherlands 382 (4) UK 373 (6) H. Kong 121 (3) Australia 103 (3) Canada 80 (1) Iraq 71 (7) Egypt 59 (1) Thailand 53 (1) Lebanon 52 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Taiwan 47 (1) Philippines 33 (1) Argentina 17 (1) Morocco 3 (1) Sweden 351 Norway 304 Belgium 267 Denmark 262 Austria 182 Singapore 166 Malaysia 129 Bahrain 110 Greece 89 UAE 74 Iceland 69 Kuwait 69 Czechia 58 Israel 58 India 56 Portugal 41 Finland 40 Ireland 34 Brazil 31 Vietnam 31 Slovenia 31 Romania 28 Indonesia 27 Palestine 26 Qatar 24 Georgia 23 Poland 22 Algeria 20 Russia 20 S. Arabia 20 Pakistan 19 Oman 18 Chile 17 Ecuador 15 Croatia 14 Estonia 13 C. Rica 13 Hungary 12 Azerbaijan 11 Peru 11 Macao 10 Albania 10 Belarus 9 Latvia 8 Macedonia 7 Mexico 7 Slovakia 7 S. Africa 7 Tunisia 6 Brunei 6 Maldives 6 Afghanistan 5 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 Bosnia 5 French Guiana 5 Malta 5 Serbia 5 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Cambodia 3 Bangladesh 3 Colombia 3 Moldova 3 Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Chan. Isl. 2 Cyprus 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Paraguay 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Mongolia 1 Panama 1 St. Barth 1 Togo 1

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>m-my name coof is dy ying xof

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You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

10 CASES HERE

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Thinkin about that virus.

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i think im sick
half my coworkers were in italy 3 weeks ago

Where can I find all the Corona-chan pics

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Las Fallas in Valencia, Spain are cancelled.

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report the rest of your deaths you fucking frauds

>tfw no Korean death cultist gf
I just want to die in the arms of a qt grill while we coof in a mildly irritating manner. Why does death always escape me like this. I don't want to die in some boring way like suicide. I want to go out in an exciting manner.

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We've missed you gary!

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So we have 21 confirmed cases in Poland and three of them has already escaped from hospitals
the absolute state of polish 'people'

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stay still

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i wish you well britbong

>not a single person in Germany wears a mask
They are going to fall hard.

why are boomers retarded?

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>more threads than tanks on the streets of Italy
it's not happening

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Brazil is at 34
Brazil is at 34
Brazil is at 34

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>macron says decision to close Italian borders by Austria and Slovenia are very very wrong
will somebody shoot this guy? Just waiting for baguettes to start dropping

>There are infected ITT right now

enjoy your scared lungs lads

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>three of them has already escaped from hospitals
lmao based

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trump used to be skinny?

FUUUCK! I forgot Cameroon

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BTFO
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coming for you

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Not exactly so safe now, eh Albanon?

Finally they fucking stop lying.

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Get into the anti-viral van, nigel

r34
pivix
Yas Forums
many more too

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Consider reading:

Any leaks coming out of India? I refuse to believe their numbers. Waiting on a doctor to leak that a hospital is overrun with dozens of deaths

where my snorkel bros at?

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Is it really necessary to close down all schools?

22 now, get on with the times.

why do tits smoking cigars make my peepee hard?

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Is he going to bleach all of his shopping too?

I WILL ASK ONE LAST TIME:DO WE HAVE A DISCORD??

3/4 people in that picture will dead by the end of the month

New Orleans is kill.

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whats the timeline we're projecting for shit to get bad in france and germany? Are they only a week behind italy?

same in ireland

boomers are retarded, they wont budge until the government tells them to at which point its too late

wer all deadebededed :D

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NORWAY +133 (360)
>NORWAY +133 (360)

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>DO WE HAVE A DISCORD??

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>Denmark
>"No verified cases of infection in Denmark that cannot be related back to abroad"
>"Btw, we will not test you if you haven't been abroad"

Fuck you, you simps. Fuck you.

>Norway takes the Scandi lead
FFFUCK OFF OIL NIGGERS

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He's not really going to try and disinfect all that produce is he?

anons it was all worth it
even if I die, as long as turkey gets wiped off the face of the planet it was a good life
I fear this death, but at long last 1453 is getting avenged

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alright, time to guess how many cases do they have boys

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dilate

he cute

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First case in Cardiff city centre, lads. Wishing you all the best, gonna shag a sheep on my way out.

I'm gonna run out of my hoarded toilet paper in no time if I keep seeing content like this vid

2 days ago he was spaming about 0 cases in albany

Update the cases in Iceland to 81 if you would

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WE BEAT SWEDEN!!!

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lol

>scandicucks dying

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wagie....
hey WAGIE I'm in need of some hand sanitizer here
*squirt*
*squirt*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh much better

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Does anyone have the infographic with the user claiming Italy would be the first country to implement China style containment measures? It was well before it even started spreading worldwide I think.

Lads we need to agree on a frequency band to shitpost in morse code over radio once the internet collapses

GET YOUR SUPPLIES READY!

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>Just moved to GA
>Due to Jewish trick have little money to spend
>My prep is suboptimal
>Haven't been able to get a gun
At least there's a river nearby and its been raining forever

will the USA become the first country to hit a million infected? they are doing absolutely nothing, the vp is posting up fucking flyers on how to wash your hands and i'ts becoming increasingly more likely that the whole presidential cabinet is infected

Yes, the objective now is to slow the spread. It's inevitable that a shitload of people are going to get it now and lots will die but slowing the spread helps the health service cope, rather than being overwhelmed with loads of cases at once (which would happen if restrictions weren't put in place)

I think the UK gov. isn't doing enough though tbqh

Did Trump talk today?

based

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68, because 69 is haraam

Use socks

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The numbers will still be fucking bs. Probably international pressure made them release "official" numbers

They will say 70 cases
But they have 2.000 minimum

Merkel told us today that 60 % - 70 % will get it and people are still retarded.
"Ahh masks are bad for you" "it is like the flu" "I wont get it"
maybe some deserve to die

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0, turkiye number 1

2 cases. Both Italian
Vaccine discovered. Ready to go next week. Will only share if allowed in the EU

LEL

31 new Washington cases outside King county. Statewide total is 267 cases and 24 deaths.

>no googles

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based

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Chance of a massive outbreak in the US or Canada happening some time this week that'll be big enough to scare normalshits? Dumb ass co-workers want to party on Friday and there is no way I'm going.

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Shut up newfag.

i only ask that you would kill me last corona-chan

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all of them
digits confirm

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0 erdogan created a cure and will release it once greece opens the borders.

disgusting
use your belly

turkey entering the race with a cold 1k upfront cases and 40 dead

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The statement will be a lie.

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Do you fuckers really hate each other so much that you are willing to claim victory by simply having more of something than the other?