Brit/pol/ - You've all been done Edition

>People cannot define themselves as gender neutral on passports, court rules
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gender-neutral-passports-uk-british-christie-elan-cane-court-a9389786.html

>Sizzling sausages used to rescue collie lost in Highlands forest
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-51815807

>Vietnamese London resident [refused testing in the UK] is [Vietnam's] 32nd Covid-19 patient
e.vnexpress.net/news/news/vietnamese-london-resident-is-32nd-covid-19-patient-4067042.html

>‘McCarthyism in the UK': academics fear shaming for leftwing views.
theguardian.com/education/2020/mar/10/mccarthyism-uk-universities-academics-fear-shaming-for-leftwing-views

>Still no health checks at the airports as critics slam government's 'half-hearted' measures
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090917/Outrage-airlines-including-BA-operating-dozens-flights-North-Italy.html


>Ian Blackford reveals SNP plot to take Scotland out of UK ‘Boris won’t be able to stop us'
express.co.uk/news/uk/1252719/ian-blackford-snp-Scottish-independence-boris-johnson-Nicola-sturgeon-Scottish-politics

>Trevor Phillips suspended from Labour over Islamophobia allegations
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-suspends-anti-racism-campaigner-21657735

>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gender-neutral-passports-uk-british-christie-elan-cane-court-a9389786.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-51815807
e.vnexpress.net/news/news/vietnamese-london-resident-is-32nd-covid-19-patient-4067042.html
theguardian.com/education/2020/mar/10/mccarthyism-uk-universities-academics-fear-shaming-for-leftwing-views
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090917/Outrage-airlines-including-BA-operating-dozens-flights-North-Italy.html
express.co.uk/news/uk/1252719/ian-blackford-snp-Scottish-independence-boris-johnson-Nicola-sturgeon-Scottish-politics
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-suspends-anti-racism-campaigner-21657735
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380
m.youtube.com/watch?v=320yV68ab5c
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Vote Sadiq Khan for London

You're all designed to be bullied by cokeposter till the end of time.

What can I do about it?

Should just down 35 tinnies a day, maybe; oh well

How's your sconnerpecia?

>i-it's just a flu, bro

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Is that a jab lad?

I saw a burnt out bin on my estate on Sunday. Must have gone up on Saturday night. It was a brown bin for garden waste. It had been dragged out onto the path but you could see from the scorched hedge somebody had lit it up right in the garden.

it's just a flu and you're just a horlicks quaffing sconner

you've never had a jab

No, why?

I don't want to make you upset, lad
They say alcohol helps, lol

>>People cannot define themselves as gender neutral on passports, court rules
>independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gender-neutral-passports-uk-british-christie-elan-cane-court-a9389786.html
>>Sizzling sausages used to rescue collie lost in Highlands forest
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-51815807
>>Vietnamese London resident [refused testing in the UK] is [Vietnam's] 32nd Covid-19 patient
>e.vnexpress.net/news/news/vietnamese-london-resident-is-32nd-covid-19-patient-4067042.html
>>‘McCarthyism in the UK': academics fear shaming for leftwing views.
>theguardian.com/education/2020/mar/10/mccarthyism-uk-universities-academics-fear-shaming-for-leftwing-views
>>Still no health checks at the airports as critics slam government's 'half-hearted' measures
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090917/Outrage-airlines-including-BA-operating-dozens-flights-North-Italy.html
>>Ian Blackford reveals SNP plot to take Scotland out of UK ‘Boris won’t be able to stop us'
>express.co.uk/news/uk/1252719/ian-blackford-snp-Scottish-independence-boris-johnson-Nicola-sturgeon-Scottish-politics
>>Trevor Phillips suspended from Labour over Islamophobia allegations
>mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-suspends-anti-racism-campaigner-21657735
>>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
>walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317
>>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
>ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254
>>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
>newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/
>>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
>barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380


soon we will miss the days of seethemong

remember when a few faggots were unironically memeing rory stewart lmao

Just checking

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Did you drink today

I'm gonna put Rory Stewart as my 1st preference just for the lulz.
I don't like khan but bailey doesn't seem especially that good either, both are promising shit they can't actually deliver

Don't worry; I love you lad, I don't want to hurt you.

You always give me good advice

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No, id love a couple though tbqhwy

I like the smell of bicycle shops

I tried to, but it didnt seem to work, nevermind though eh, bigger fish to fry these days

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>They say alcohol helps, lol

((((they))))

I dont like drinking that much anymore honestly

have you stocked up on tinnies?

Not really, no; lol
What bigger fish? I am so lost lad, I don't know what to do :(

Oh right

Now I want to drink

My boy bailey has no chance, all the muzzies are voting labour.

Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition) lads.

That's what i'm watching.

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Your country is in literal shutdown mode mate, stop thinking about her, after the virus kills off all your competitors you'll have your pick off all the italian birds around.

Nice!

Same la

im watching ricky gervais show

best out of the three.

Yeah a couple 40's of Busch sounds nice right now. My mom has whiskey but she'll bitch if I ask for some

I was shilling Stewart and I was surprised people was actually taking me seriously

>Commander of the Faithful and Dutiful London Emirate

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Im too tired to even begin taking the piss out of you for that

That dude has a weird fuckin face. Checked
At least try please. I'm bored

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I can't :((

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The fact you posted that you need to ask your mummy for a sip of whiskey, youve done yourself t b h
You need a slap and a drinking session

I could just take some but she'd probably kick me out and I dont really wanna be homeless

The lady of ice?

reading and studying is based.
I long for society to return to an era where all gentlemen wore suits, and the pinnacle of social status was your intellectual contribution to society.

Hate this degenerate rap/nigger culture society that glorifies being a low IQ repeat offender,
encourages our women into bring click bait whores
being hyper individualists trying to find 'happyness' in buying stuff
and worshiping a bunch of jocks kicking a fucking ball around, & 'A list' celebrities that are among the worst quality of people on this planet.

Feeling depressed lads. My local family run English butchers has closed down and been taken over by joe dakis. Full on Hala now.

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Germany is next boys. This is going to fucking tank the Deutsche bank, recession here we come

Luv rap music. I'm listening to lil loaded right now

bingo.

fucking (((hollywood)))... the most destructive social engineering force harnessed in human history.

miss being unemployed

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Do you even know your own people Italian?

Perfect time to pack it in for a bit?

when is the government going to stop downplaying this pandemic and take some action? they haven't done a thing about it so far.

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tbf i was runnin course to be a neet my entire life, fell into a good job can't risk goin backward.. but i wanna

>5 day incubation period
>always right

What do you mean?
You have ruined me; maybe I will write again.

What do you do? Good job on breaking out of neetdom.

Out in the country,
Far from all the soot and noise of the city,
There's a village green.
It's been a long time
Since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple
Down by the village green.

Twas there I met a girl called daisy
And kissed her by the old oak tree.
Although I loved my daisy, I saw fame,
And so I left the village green.

I miss the village green,
And all the simple people.
I miss the village green,
The church, the clock, the steeple.
I miss the morning dew, fresh air and Sunday school.

And now all the houses
Are rare antiquities.
American tourists flock to see the village green.
They snap their photographs and say "gawd darn it,
Isn't it a pretty scene?"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=320yV68ab5c

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They us a trick called salami technique. It's basically admitting one small bad information after another. The German health minister is a gay fuck (literally) that doesn't even has a degree in a medicine-related field.

plumber in a firm that took on apprentices over 18

I noticed Alice and Bea have made their Twitters public again. I wonder what that was all about.

>Luv rap music.
OF COURSE you do...
the entire zoomer generation has been bathed in it from birth.

I Just hope some day you see it for what it is...
A catchy beat, poisoned with a form of poetry designed to simultaneously establish the rapper as someone 'cool' that your should respect, while pushing a socially destructive message.

Its no coincidence music industry jews find the most degenerate thugs, and back them with multi-million dollar record deals.

Cringe.