/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1855

Pro Tip: 5 gallon jugs of iso at tractor supply stores.

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Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have the virus
Sometimes I feel
Like this is the end
But the city I live in
The city of Wuhan
Quarantined I am
We're all gonna die
Can't drive on her streets
'Cause my neighbors are Asian
Can't walk through her hills
'Cause walking's been banned
I hear someone sneeze
And the plague is now airborne
I never worry
Now that is a lie
I don't ever want to feel
Like that bat i ate
Take me to the place I love
Bat soup sealed my fate
I don't ever want to feel
Like that bat I ate
Take me to the place I love
My fav'rite bat soup place (yeah yeah)
It's hard to believe
That the flu comes from bat soup
Now I cannot leave
The quarantine zone
At least I have bat soup
The city's best bat soup
Hungry as I am
We're all gonna die
I don't ever want to feel
Like that bat I ate
Take me to the place I love
That bat soup sealed my fate
I don't ever want to feel
Like that bat I ate
Take me to the place I love
My fav'rite bat soup place (yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Love me some bat soup yeah yeah
Under the bridge downtown
Is where we catch the bats
Under the bridge downtown
They grow up nice and fat
Under the bridge downtown
The cleanest, sweetest bats
Under the bridge downtown
My fav'rite bat soup place (yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Here I lay yeah yeah
Here I lay

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qrd on this? i didnt watch their pointless conferences

Press F for Seattle

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Post a normie story

My boomer mother is spending a 20 day trip in Argentina

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Checked
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is this the cluster phase or just the case or dare i say the BOOM

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Thanks.

at the end of the road is a cutie waiting for you user
don't let her down, survive this plague

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Reminder that you NEED to be armed to survive the rioters and looters.

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My brother thinks is a nothing burger has a sick daughter and let her run loose all over ikea

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>Medic in Naples prescribing meds from the window

KEK

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Cluster then boom

The boom will make the cluster phase look laughable

KEK
LEGION OF BOOM
>they were asking for it all along
>tfw 11/3 was actually 3/11

Daily reminder that the real death rate of the virus is devastating

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My sister who lives in a populated city with confirmed cases travelled to my grandparents home in the countryside to deliver hand sanitizer to them to "help them stay safe". Legit could have it and be in incubation period and passed it on to my grandparents. If they get it and die I blame her.

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hello handsome

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Makes u think...

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"Boom" is when hospitals are full and people are dying on the sidewalk next to the hospital.

>Post a normie story

Local Registered Nurse tells me its a nothingburger and only real old and sick people are infected. She will be infected in a week.

Truths.

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pretty badass. at least he's still attempting to assist
>based hippocraticoath keeper

Nice

Is this a ruse like blinker fluid?
Why would a tractor need isopropyl alcohol?
Do you just want some fat fucking tractor mechanic to laugh at me?

While our government isn’t doing shit, we already have coronavirus piñata, mexico strong.
>also a feminist one.

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>coof coof y-yes this is di ying xof i-i need help

b-but muh asymptomatic cases

275% of the population of France die once they get coronavirus. Scary stuff.

I had fever + coughing for two days. Fever subsided, Am I recovered ?

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>Coworker travelling to LA 3rd of April
I hope you guys close the border and not us so she can't get her money back

Does cooming weaken your immune system?

>yawn not even going to reach 1 million

Guys i'm getting scared. There was a fucking ambulance that looked like it was giant; looked like a bus. And another ambulance behind it. Just a few streets away from my home. It's fucking crazy. We all dead.

What's the real death rate then? inb4 I am a retard but your image sounds like it's completely wrong

Kek. SARS now has some sexy time with icelanders

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RIP in Massachusetts
mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237465142851514370

Based Naples doctor

>51 new cases in Massachusetts
>over 70 new cases in Washington

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KILL ALL SPICS

631/10,149=0.628?

>one month away
>stadium has 75,000 capacity
>wrestling nerds driving/flying from all over the country/world to be at the event
>ran by a senile old carny who cares more about money than people's safety
How big of a disaster is this going to be? Did you think pro wrestling would literally be the cause of the end of the world?

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>only 1 billion infected and 20 million day
>*yawn* wake me up if it hits 8 billion

Are other European countries considering quarantine, in public?

my mother and grandmother unironically took me seriously this time and are both self-isolating now.
all my predictions coming true spooked them.

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Based

cloggies have had it. too much hookers, drugs,and ahmeds.

>Italy confirms its first 2 cases on January 31st
>Italy has 10,000 confirmed cases today, 49 days later
Where will your country be in 49 days?

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Can someone educate me, an idiot, on why everyone's saying close schools? if kids aren't getting it, why close all schools?

if you don't have hash, you're going to die.

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There are 6 possible cases in Sotero del Rio.

Weird watching the Valencia game with no fans

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>it's been at 6 galaxies how many days now?
>this is a nothing hole

so much for whites being immune.
the strain we have in the north is the italian one btw.
where are all the german deaths?

I would love it if a fat tractor mechanic would laugh at you and unman you in front of an attractive female. But that's neither here nor there. Tractor supply stores have big box farm stuff, including alcohol.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO

HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO
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>death rates above 100%
Death rate is not the ratio of dead to recovered, it's the ratio of dead to dead+recovered (aka total infected).

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Well, Yas Forums, why did you let this happen?

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Pretty standard fare up here. Shorty pump 12 gauge, SKS, 10" AR-15, etc.

>First death in NJ was a man in his 60s who was hospitalized on March 6th. He had diabetes and died of a heart attack.
>He had no international travel history but had been going into New York City.

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kek'd and saved don't forget the corona dance

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guise an ambulance just flew over my house should i be scared

What kinda shitty system are you still employing over there? What the fuck? Over here you just ring your doc and that's it. Go to the pharmacy in the afternoon, give em your health card and you get your meds. No papers needed.

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REMEMBER TO JUST USE A PLASTIC BAG ON YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T HAVE MASKS
150IQ

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Because kids make excellent carriers. Have you ever seen how many boogers they eat?

Everything I can find about live pollution rates in china shows they're still high. Am I missing something?

berkeleyearth.lbl.gov/air-quality/map.php

aqicn.org/map/china

Everyone is literally using the same algorithm. Countries do not get locked down for these numbers.

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1 kid spending all day in class with loads of other kids, passes it to other kids who then pass it to their parents and the train rolls from there. It's like that STD poster the NHS has.

Kids are getting it, like wildfire, they're just all asymptomatic super-spreaders.

/ourgirl/

>Virus might spread through banknotes
>archive.is/82HYt
stop posting this shit
It doesn't spread orally you morons, only through aerosols.

hahaha, goed werk broeder. vieze coronalijer dat je bent

I’m just surprised Chicago doesn’t have a large cluster yet. Seems that the coasts are hardest hit so far.

They think that schools act as incubators and the kids aren’t getting it. But they could at least be spreading it.

T-thanks user.

grottys survival skills
1. have a pet dog with ya for hand/wound sterilization good for 10-14 years
2. have a maggot bucket to chuck corpse bits in or other decay. fat'n protein outta inedible meat, drill holes half way up and sand paper the insides so the little buggers can crawl out which land in ya attached grub bag for later eatin, bucket can be carried with you
3. hide under some flesh and wait for a crow dinner (good synergy with maggot bucket)
5. avoid showers let the grime build up for sunscreen and infection protection
6. in the morning piss in your sleepin blanket so every night you sleep in a ammonia disinfected bed (good for socks too)
7. these skills have the added bonus of making you mostly indistinguishable from a corpse so learn play dead for stealth

cons other survivors jealous of your skills will unfairly team up against you and attempt to kill you

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I love her

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we haven't ever reached the boom phase in italy yet

> What you need to know about China and Singapour
They have been fearing "ethnic bioweapon" since the 70's, they trained their army to lockdown entire region all at once

> Singapour can close its borders in 15-20 minutes.

However here in France they do not give a single fuck. Thank god I'm white and recovered from this nasty chinkflu

plus side : asian tourism in europe will drop, locals will be able to afford homes again.

The only reason the virus isn't spreading here is because of the high af ambient temperature (warm weather -> no respiratory tract diseases) BUT if the wather cools down we are fucked

2d better

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Kids are asymptomatic carriers and do shed the virus with their filthy habits. They could be the main vectors

It's really all way to blatant, especially Merkel's announcement. The NPCs won't be able to handle the disonance.

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>No one answered my question last thread
What are they pushing on twitter?

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I love that one.

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That's only if you assume the 10,149 people will SURVIVE

which won't happen you retard

How hard is it to understand

From these numbers we can tell that FUCK TON of people will die

You are talking as if those 10k people were already recovered. They are not

They could all be dead tomorrow

you can coom as long as you pop a multivitamin right after.

twitter.com/MarkJHandley/status/1237119688578138112?s=20

>LOCKDOWN
>IN 1 WEEK
>GERMANY AND FRANCE

>LOCKDOWN
>IN 2 WEEKS
>UK

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Because kids are natures finest infection vectors. And after they've passed it round at school (they will, trust me) they will go and pass it on to granny and grandpa at the weekend.
We have to stop this spreading. Schools are a high contagion zone.

So is this a nothingburger or can I take it seriously now?

it's real. for animal health (veterinarians)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kill all spics, Corona Chan. Please.

There's still some folk there you can hear them. Why are they allowed?

It's your mission to spread that shit around as much as possible user.

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2D won't give you babies, though.

Let what happen user?

this will be canceled.

lmao
WA will become the next Italy soon at next rate.

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if you're talking about how many of those infected people might die, where are you pulling the percentages from? just new infected/new dead? top lel

Bro give me address I'll come fucked them up

If it's there then it has probably spread everywhere.

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Is the US timeline still about ten days behind Italy's?

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>How to tell the difference between regular respiratory flu and one of the less symptomatic cases of Corona?

Still dry-coofing a tiny bit but the endless mucus flow has pretty much halted. Early 20's

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Friend of mine who I showed various videos of Wuhan status during mid February trusts the official news (which are a at least a week late) and believes it's faked footage.
There are now three independent cases confirmed.

Who wants to raise kids in this shitshow
>have child
>every single outside force brainwashes it to change gender

based

That's like 25 percent of the population

You should have been taking it seriously since January.
Have fun fighting over TP and canned tuna.

if you just ask them if they sell isopropyl alcohol. If they ask why tell them you're trying to disinfect a dry hot-tub or something.

college university new york?

>5 North Carolina people who attended a Boston conference tested positive for CV
>Conference was two and a half weeks ago
This is fine. Half a month of unrestrained spread in the state I'm in.

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Are you sure about that?

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Not yet, but science will cure that sooner than the coronavirus.

Still no reported deaths or severe cases among HIV+ people on meds. I read they're expensive as fuck, so I guess it's not a viable option for everyone else?

>Grabs mic
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW.... * *POM* *POM* *POMP*

>1-2... Is this thing working? Ah ! OK...

*AHEM*

...

help is not coming

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Why the fuck this shit disease take so long time to recovered!

Welcome to the club buddy

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Brazil will surely be fucked, but my city specifically will be on a state of civil war. When an outbreak starts in a favela and the authorities try to lock it down shit will hit the fan like never seen before, and we've seen a lot here in Rio.

Hell de Janeiro will colapse fast and hard.

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>Yas Forums worshıps Trump and sucks hıs cock
>trump says corona ıs a hoax
>stocks down 20% petol down 30%
>somehow Yas Forums w*ite dog stıll shılls for TRump

If there are 500 dead and 1000 recovered, the death rate is 50%

And what makes you think that out of sudden for no reason the virus will stop being deadly and the death number will stagnate while the recovered number will shoot up?

This is the pattern of the death rate of the virus
It will stay the same until all cases are either dead or recovered

>USA
>186%

You aren't even trying

Come on user, once this shitshow is over I'll have a nice home on burgerland, we'll be neighbors

Homestead + homeschooling = Happy family

I still find it extrange why are people stocking on towel paper and everyone is doing that for some reason

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Makes me want to play duck hunt

Oy vey there’s gonna be anudda kristallnacht

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That's a boy

how the fuck did you get 62% death rate for Italy? 600 deaths, 10 000 cases, that's 6% deathrate retard.

my sister is coofin and says her lungs hurt
SHIEEEET

lol i literally have a case of it. Never bought it before or even it eaten it yet. Guess we'll find out soon

In all centers of the virus, infection rate plummeted after schools were closed. Kids, bless their hearts, are nasty and have zero common sense.

Nice reddit spacing, you have to go back

t. oldfag

Read fucking
"TOTAL CASES" DOESNT FUCKING MEAN "DEAD+RECOVERED"

IT MEANS COULD EITHER DIE, OR BE RECOVERED
IT'S AN UNKNOWN SO IT DOESN'T AFFECT THE DEATH RATE

YES.

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Are you blind or just stupid?

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1237401661288648705
youtu.be/7L4gZS_64ag
stop baiting

I almost want us to have an Italy style lockdown just so I can say I lived through something interesting.

Yes. Assuming we ever recover from this flying chinkaids.

Mijn enige doel is nu om de Nederlandse loli user te vinden en te infecteren, voor het goede doel. Of misschien neem ik zijn lolicartel wel over, we zien wel hoe het gaat.

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>teletubbies
based and cutepilled

read
and you people are dumb

>And what makes you think that out of sudden for no reason the virus will stop being deadly and the death number will stagnate while the recovered number will shoot up?
>This is the pattern of the death rate of the virus
>It will stay the same until all cases are either dead or recovered
for all we know half of the world might be immune and those who have got it so far are extra likely to get it

what happens if you quarantine enough people that the virus doesn't spread as much?
>20 new infected, 300 new deaths
>durrr 1500% death rate

Portland, OR here. My work place just got quarantined lmao

Norway now at 343 confirmed!
Increase of 116 over the last 24h from 227 confirmed yesterday!

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a cute one

scroll up, brainlet

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>Confirmed infected was in a danish nightclub Thursday night
>Guberment asks all 1000 night club guests to self quarantine for 2 weeks
>None of the night club guests are taking it seriously and back to wageslaving along with attending university

Expect Denmark to win the Scandinavian race for 10k infected

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Me following The Great Fall from 21 Jan.
My aunt and roommate 2 weeks ago; just a flu, media hype, nothing will happen.
Me telling them "it's not a flu, will be lockdowns", them "lol, too much internet, get real"
5 days ago they start to read news, little worried, me redpilling them with wuhan videos and predictions that punctually come true, now I'm the most respected in the house, they do the shopping, chores and wash my clothes, me constantly online updating the situation.

F it is about to go parabolic!

y mom has coronavirus. She kept going to work even though her boss came back from Milan 3 weeks ago, she is still going to work. 37.5 degrees of fever, constant coughing, runny nose, sore throat, cannot even inhale deeply once without going on a coughing fit. Spanish system told her to wait 3 days and if it hasn't let up to come back for a test. ARE WE OUT OF OUR MINDS??????? WHAT SHES DOING IS STRAIGHT UP TERRORISM SHE EVEN SAYS IT'S JUST THE NORMAL FLU THAT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR IN THIS TIME

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Why wouldn't we
We are doing nothing

You cannot use active cases idiot. Only recovered versus dead.

Because once you're locked in your house you don't want to run out of toilet paper

>If there are 500 dead and 1000 recovered, the death rate is 50%
Oh my god please let this be bait

Plenty of TP and canned foodies yesterday when I was doing my shopping????? The only thing the supermarket didn't have was mayo, which was mildly annoying.

Of tested cases. Asymptomatic or mild cases usually won't get tested. It just means it's far more widespread than people realize.

>meme flag
do you not have toilets in your shithole third world wasteland? You see, in the first world we have these inventions called Toilets in which you shit in and a very nice invention called Toilet Paper that you wipe your asshole with so your hands don't have to.
If you were to get locked in your house for two weeks and ran out of this miracle product then you'd have to live in gross Indian Savages, and no white person would suffer such indignation.

normie panic, we will see more dumb shit as it gets worse

you'll be dead. we finally will have our military on our border

>you people are dumb
you must be new here

>Trapped with dead sister
Nigger, no one was "trapped" with a dead sister. The article never says that.

Okay, so people are now mass purchasing toilet paper in Britain to the point where supermarkets are limiting sales per transaction.

Why? Obviously it's funny to deprive other people of toilet paper, but beyond that, what practical value does having 200 rolls of extra toilet paper have in a pandemic crisis? Are they going to take advantage of the lawlessness to fuck up their enemy's houses like naughty American children?

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>i-it's just a flu bro

>Getting back from work very late
>flatmate that works at school gets backs simultaneously with me
>"oh user btw im not going to school tomorrow"
>"Oh yeah why? Is it the coronavirus? Hahaha"
>"Actually yes, one of the girls is suspected. So the school is closed tomorrow."
>"oh ok, whatever haha"
>"But dont worry. I wont infect anyone probably. "
Im fucked arent i? What do i do, should i kill her?

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REP. MATT GAETZ, WHO HAD CONTACT WITH TRUMP, TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS

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yeah

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Can't wait to be an old man and make up a load of bollocks about what happened and harp on about how much of a weathered veteran I am.